Chapter 126: Panwai (3) System Seeds
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Fight for Peace and Love
- Xī Zǐxù
- 1806 characters
- 2021-03-01 12:05:57
The happiest thing about each system is to be assured and bold.
However, not everyone can tolerate the rattling sound in their brains, so for a long time, the system can only take a bit of time while on vacation. As long as the task starts, you have to endure the long absence of seeds. day. This situation continued for a long time, until they met an employee named Bai Luoluo.
"He really made me eat seeds, not only made me seeds, but also with me." After a mission came back last night, some system said to his colleagues almost tearfully, "He is gentle and cute ,I love him."
Many systems have expressed shock at this. To know that it is not easy to meet such employees who like to eat sunflower seeds, and it is simply heavenly pity to meet them.
So the name Bai Luoluo began to spread in the system.
"Really, really, he really made us spit seeds." Another system came back, he was excited, and said, "He is an angel!"
Everyone was very excited when they heard the news, and they felt that the spring of the system finally came.
However, at this time, there is a cruel fact in front of the systems, that is, there is only one Bai Luoluo, but there are countless systems that want to eat seeds. In desperation, everyone had no choice but to post.
There is a system of good luck, which has been shaken twice in a row. Of course, this behavior is actually not allowed. Because according to the provisions of the AI rights law, AIs who perform tasks on the planet must change hosts for each world-as for why, I heard that it is the blood and tears history of the president of the AI rights protection association.
It seems that the president encountered a particularly terrible host. According to the small news, the president was originally very indisputable, but he was driven crazy after encountering that host, and began to promote the improvement of law as soon as the task was completed.
Of course, it is hard to tell whether this is true or not. But the only certainty is that the system's planet and the earth have cooperated with each other, and they have set up a bureau to help certain humans treat diseases. The systematic planet draws the emotional power they need through these actions.
The seeds were uploaded from the earth at this time. Melon seeds are actually a kind of data product. It will digitize the seeds on the earth and adjust the taste according to the taste of the system. Numerous flavors are derived from the original flavor. What matcha, popcorn, caramel-these flavors are more ordinary, and there are also spicy, seafood, beef. All in all, there are only unexpected and impossible.
Sunflower seeds have become the new darling of the system, if the systems have entities like humans. Certainly a bunch of people were paralyzed in a room at the headquarters, and the sound of clicking and brainwashing was all in the air.
However, if there are too many seeds, there will be sequelae, such as slow data and low IQ. If they are too powerful, they may even return the AI system to rebuild.
After this situation occurred, the headquarter imposed a limit on the seeds, and stipulated that the time for simmering the seeds should not be too long.
Of course, such a rule only applies to the seeds in the headquarters. No one can think that it is true that people in the world can easily make seeds in their own heads.
From this point, Bai Luoluo is just a gorgeous flower.
The system loves sunflower seeds, just as humans like to eat popcorn when they watch a movie. They love various plots, and they love to pile a lot of seeds in the plot quietly.
Bai Luoluo was satisfied at both points. In one mission, he found the sole client.
It is not easy to entangle with people in the emotional world. Since the establishment of the Social Security Bureau, only four cases have occurred. The results of two of them were very bad, and the remaining two were Yang Yedu and Bai Luoluo.
The characters of the systems are very different. Some like dog blood dramas, some like small fresh, some like horror stories, and some are afraid of ghosts. Of course, they also have the biggest similarity, that is, the obsession with melon seeds.
Bai Luoluo's heart is unconcerned, and he doesn't mind others clicking and clicking in his mind. This characteristic has led Bai Luoluo to be particularly sought-after in the system.
During the last mission, Qin Baichuan sat in Bai Luoluo's dormant warehouse. When he thought he would encounter Bai Luoluo's system and found that the object was wrong, it was like a thunderstorm. He asked sadly: "Why did you make a sudden change?"
Qin Baichuan said strangely, "What happened to the substitution?"
The system was silent for a while, but still couldn't hold back: "Can I smash the seeds?"
Qin Baichuan was confused and thought what the secret sign was, and he said, "What do you mean?"
The system said, "It's just melon seeds ..."
Qin Baichuan still didn't understand, and simply said, "Where did you come from before, now come."-If you know what will happen later, Qin Baichuan swears he will never say this sentence.
The system got Qin Baichuan's permission, was very happy, and started to continue to chat.
As an amateur, Qin Baichuan had not read the employee manual, had not received training, and did not even know the job ID of the system, let alone the complaint channel.
In this way, he was brainwashed by clicking and clicking.
Bai Luoluo must be very hard. Qin Baichuan, who was buried by the clicking noise, thought painfully. His working environment was so bad. No problem, it turned out that his Bai Luoluo was good enough. When he went out, he must be early Let Bai Luoluo resign.
Of course, Qin Baichuan will probably never guess. When his beloved Bai Luoluo works, he spends most of his time with the (⊙v⊙) expression and the system to smash the seeds together, and contaminate each other.
Sunflower seeds are the true love of the system. In order to get rid of sunflower seeds, they can do everything ...
Bai Luoluo has become a system killer. Almost every system reaches the end of the mission, and AI will have some problems. Either the IQ will decline, or it will be rebuilt after going back.
This situation was noticed by the system headquarters, and the high-level systems were very puzzling. They did not understand why these systems had not been complained. They even suspected that the system should have interfered with the employees. However, after conducting a close investigation, they were surprised to find that the employee not only failed to predict, but even began to sink with the system.
"He's also eating sunflower seeds," the surveyed system said. "I also picked the caramel flavor."
The leadership system was shocked and said, "He is really human? Isn't human being intolerant of voices in his head?"
The enquiring system used an envious tone: "Then he is probably a gifted human."
Leadership: "..."
At this time, there is no legal requirement that the seeds must not be scrambled during work, because as long as they are scrambled, it is easy to be complained. With more complaints, the quota for melon seeds will be reduced, which is more painful for the system than rebuilding.
The system drilled this loophole, while Bai Luoluo became a citron, and he became an outright system killer.
A more self-controlling system can help Bai Luoluo in addition to melon seeds. Those with poor self-control can simply indulge in melon seeds. Seeing the disordered appearance, you can almost ask people who I am The ultimate philosophical question of where I come from, where I go. Fortunately, the last few worlds have not made any big mistakes ...
After knowing that Bai Luoluo resigned from the agency and bureau, all the systems expressed grief for this. They decided to spend one day in memory of this great employee. On that day, all systems could quit their work and slumped. That day, it was called, Bai Luoluo.
Well, in order to get rid of the seeds, the systems obviously did their best.
After resigning from the agency and bureau, Bai Luoluo heard no news from the system for a long time. He thought he'd lost contact with them ever since, until some hot summer evening.
When Bai Luoluo's door was knocked, he went to open the door and saw several people standing at his door.
There are men and women in these people, but without exception, they look very beautiful, and they are almost not like real people.
"Rollo." Someone called out first.
Bai Luoluo was bewildered, and said, "are you?"
"Do you remember me? The seeds I recommend to you—" One with a relatively tender face, rushed over and hugged Bai Luoluo.
Bai Luoluo was embarrassed, but from the keyword of Guazi, he still guessed the identity of the person in front of him. He wondered: "Are you system?"
"Yeah, yeah." The crowd echoed and said, "You have resigned, we all miss you especially. This time we are here on Earth, so we will come and see you."
Bai Luoluo said, "Wow ... you are really aliens." When he was working, he was thinking, has human technology reached such a high level, surely there is foreign aid in it.
"It's an alien," said one system, "are you doing well now?"
Bai Luoluo nodded and briefly introduced his life. He looked at a few people and laughed: "Since you are here for a meal?"
"Can you not eat?" One system said, "We want to ..."
Bai Luoluo probably guessed what they were thinking, and his face reluctantly said, "Okay, I'll take you to buy some seeds, and then chat together?"
The systems cheered.
Then Bai Luoluo went to the dried fruit store downstairs and bought more than 20 kg of melon seeds. Thinking that it should be enough, he took it home and choked with the system.
That day, Qin Baichuan arrived home at eight o'clock, and as soon as he opened the door, he heard a rattling noise. But this is not the most horrible thing. The most horrible thing is that he entered the room and saw the crowds of people with dementia and smirking Bai Luoluo.
Qin Baichuan said: "You guys ... Are you here for melon seeds?" I don't know, but I thought I was doing it.
Bai Luoluo said helplessly: "Yes."
Qin Baichuan said, "... is this silly?"
Bai Luoluo nodded.
Qin Baichuan said, "What then?"
Bai Luoluo sighed and said, "Wait a minute, maybe tomorrow, they'll be fine."
Qin Baichuan had a hunch, he felt that as long as the seeds were not finished, this group of people would not be good.
It turned out that he was right, because the place where the seeds are is the paradise of the system.
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