Chapter 13:
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Finally I Get You
- Lan Bai Se
- 1534 characters
- 2021-02-01 07:47:03
"Man's Manual" Article 13: There are only three kinds of men in this world. The first is a man who is willing to lie to you for a lifetime, the second is a man who is only willing to lie to you for a while, and the third is a man who can tolerate what you have Shortcomings, 100% sincere and sincere to you, not asking for anything in return-your dad.
Get drunk?
Gu Shengnan was thinking about the success of this proposal. Suddenly, Lu Jin's unique voice became lighter and more arrogant: "Your ears are itchy? Why do you keep scratching your ears?"
Scared Gu Shengnan's hand immediately bounced off the Bluetooth headset. Carefully raised his eyes to look at Lu Jin on the opposite side. This man didn't seem to have discovered the secret in her ears, Gu Shengnan breathed a sigh of relief.
She squeezed the glass: "Come on! Go!"
Lu Jin's gaze was wary: "Why are you so weird today? Dressed up like the spider spirit in Journey to the West, you are still here inviting me to drink. Didn't you say something is looking for me? What's the matter?"
Gu Shengnan was speechless when asked. In just a few seconds, she had called Xu Zhaodi no less than 20 times in her heart, but Xu Zhaodi, who was obviously hiding in an unknown corner, did not receive her distress signal at all.
Gu Shengnan couldn't help stammering: "This...this..."
At this moment, a man in a suit and leather shoes appeared to rescue her. The man recognized Lu Jin from a distance, and soon walked forward: "Mr. Lu, why are you hiding here?"
This person glanced at Gu Shengnan again, and immediately laughed ambiguously: "So it turns out that pretty ladies are here when they run here?"
Bride?
It took a long time for Lu Jin and Gu Shengnan to understand who the other party's "pretty lady" was referring to. Gu Shengnan was ready to meet Lu Jin's mocking eyes. It was unexpected that this kid was smiling. By default. Gu Shengnan had no choice but to watch the two men chattering for a while, listening to the other party’s invitation to Lu Jin to go downstairs, preparing to introduce him to Lu Jin, Gu Shengnan thought: It’s over, there is no chance to drink him, but Lu Jin is coming. Before leaving, I leaned close to her ear: "I will go back downstairs first, and I will come back to look for you later."
When Lu Jin's figure disappeared at the corner of the stairs, Xu Zhaodi's figure appeared behind a landscape tree ten meters away. Xu Zhaodi rushed to Gu Shengnan at a speed of 100 meters: "Why did he go?"
"He said he would be back later."
"Let me just say it! Only if you dress like this, men will be interested in returning to you again."
Should I tell Xu Zhaodi that this dressing in someone's eyes is just a spider spirit in Journey to the West? Gu Shengnan thought for a while, and decided not to undermine his friend's self-confidence.
In a blink of an eye, Xu Zhaodi didn't know where to get a lot of wine, picked up two of them, and without a word, began to pour into the cup that Lu Jin left on the table.
That's it! Xu Zhaodi shook the glass and handed it to Gu Shengnan: "Would you like to taste it? You can definitely hang him with one sip!"
How dare Gu Shengnan drink? Just leaning close to the mouth of the glass and sniffing it, there was a strong smell of alcohol that almost stunned her head: "Lu Jin is not a fool. You don't need to drink this glass of wine to know there is a problem!"
Xu Zhaodi was taken aback by what she said. He was frowning thinking about a solution. At this moment, Gu Shengnan suddenly caught a glimpse of a figure coming up from the corner of the stairs. The figure was tall. Gu Shengnan hurriedly signaled Xu Zhaodi, but where did Xu Zhaodi have time to hide? Quickly picked up those wine bottles and fell down.
Seeing Lu Jin walking towards him step by step, the high table was almost unable to stop Xu Zhaodi's lying body, Gu Shengnan's mind turned, and quickly picked up the wine glass and greeted Lu Jin.
Lu Jin saw the woman limping and moving with difficulty, and was taken aback: "Are you leaving?"
Even Lu Jin himself was taken aback by his lost tone, but the woman didn't notice it at all, and smiled at him with a guilty conscience: "The wind is a bit big here, let's go to the sofa over there."
On the other side, Lu Jin and Gu Sheng both walked to the couch by the rooftop. On this side, Xu Zhaodi, who thought the alarm had not been cleared, was still lying there, not daring to move until--
"Miss Xu?"
Xu Zhaodi suddenly raised his head and saw a pair of Derby shoes standing in front of him. Looking up along the trouser tube, it turned out to be the tender and juicy assistant.
"Miss Xu, what are you doing here?"
Xu Zhaodi flicked his hair back enchantingly, stood up on the corner of the table, and smiled at the assistant: "What a coincidence~"
This beautiful ending made the little assistant lost for five seconds before waking up: "By the way, did you see Mr. Lu? Mr. Zhong is downstairs, I want to talk to Mr. Lu..."
Before he finished speaking, he was interrupted by a delicate and weak painful cry: "Ouch~"
The mind that the little assistant just gathered just flew away for the second time...
"I just fell and my bones hurt so much. Can you help me downstairs?" Before the assistant answered, Xu Zhaodi had already put his hand over.
The assistant was stunned for another five seconds: "Okay, okay!"
Xu Zhaodi limped and left with the help of her little assistant. Before going downstairs, she did not forget to look back at the corner of the rooftop that was blocked by green plants: Gu Shengnan, sister can only help you get here...
Obviously, this cup with a much heavier taste than industrial alcohol is impossible to fool someone who is silly. Seeing that Lu Jin took a sip, he frowned and put down the glass.
Gu Shengnan suddenly felt a guilty conscience: "What's the matter? It doesn't taste good?"
Lu Jin suddenly raised his head and caught the panic in Gu Shengnan's eyes that was too late to be concealed. This made him suspicious. He narrowed his eyes and looked at her again: "There is a problem with this glass of wine."
"Yes?" Gu Shengnan deliberately extended the tone to cover up.
Lu Jin was simply pushed in front of her: "If you don't believe me, try."
Gu Shengnan suddenly had two big heads, looked at him, then at the wine glass, and then at him, his heart trembled, shaking hands and holding the wine glass. After tasting the first bite, her tongue was numb, and she was about to spit out the wine. When she raised her eyes, she saw Lu Jin's radar-like eyes staring at her urgently. Gu Shengnan had to bite the bullet, "No problem!"
"Really?" What kind of medicine does this woman sell in the gourd? Lu Jin stood still and said, "You try another bite."
Gu Shengnan's heart was already bloody, he closed his eyes suddenly and drank!
One bite, one bite, another bite...
After a cup bottomed out, Gu Shengnan drank and fell down.
At this moment, her ears are full of humming, and the sky is spinning in front of her, as if a sentence came from the distant night sky: "By the way, you haven't told me until now, what are you doing looking for me?"
"I, come here..." Gu Shengnan couldn't help but burp, "What are you doing?"
Along with her talking to herself, Xu Zhaodi's voice faintly echoed in Gu Shengnan's chaotic mind: Strengthen him...Strengthen him...
Finally remembering what he was doing, Gu Shengnan chuckled, raised his head, and said to the already blurred face in front of him, "I, come, strong, now, you..."
What exactly did this woman say crookedly, Lu Jin didn't hear a single word: "What did you say?"
The woman opened her mouth, seeming to repeat what she said just now, so Lu Jin leaned closer and wanted to listen carefully. Suddenly—
She held his face.
Kissed hard.
Lu Jin's eyes were suddenly out of focus from the shock, and the next second he woke up, the woman's lips had fallen on Lu Jin's... cheek.
Just on the cheek, Lu Jin breathed a sigh of relief and tried to pull her ears: "Hey! Wake up!"
Obviously Lu Jin underestimated the abilities of a drunk. She was so drunk that she could immediately realize that her kiss was crooked. The moment Lu Jin opened her mouth and said "Wake up", the drunk rushed over fiercely. , Accurately blocked his mouth.
The tip of the woman's tongue had a slightly cool scent of alcohol, and when Lu Jin recovered from the unprecedented sober dizziness, the faint scent of alcohol had swept his apple.
Below the Adam’s apple is the collarbone, below the collarbone is...
Lu Jin felt that his virginity was about to be tainted by this hooligan.
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Lu Xiansen's chastity... Do you want to keep it for him? Do you want~