: Men's Manual 04
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Finally I Get You
- Lan Bai Se
- 1683 characters
- 2021-02-01 07:47:01
"Man's Manual" Article 4: When you are disgusting with a female colleague who is discharging everywhere, have you ever thought about how many men want her? The huge difference between men and women in this regard has created countless human tragedies such as "good girls becoming leftover women".
When Xu Zhaodi's phone rang, she was at a brand party planned by her all the way and had been with an ABC for two hours.
Very reluctantly, he took out the phone from his handbag, and quickly glanced down at the caller ID in the middle of the discharge.
When the matter was not serious enough, Vivienne never took the initiative to contact a woman. Xu Zhaodi had to pause the process of stripping the other person naked with his eyes, and answered the phone in a quieter place: "What's wrong?"
Having known each other for so many years, she had never heard Vivienne say in such anxious tone: "Something happened!"
"Sheng Nan got married?!"
Vivienne guessed that her powerful association force had arrived, so she stopped and said: "Gu Shengnan was drunk at the wedding and refused to go home, clamoring to return to Bauhinia. You know she wants to cook when she is upset. Then I sent her to chant, but when she was about to arrive, she actually vomited everywhere in my car."
Based on Gu Zhaodi's understanding of Vivian, there is only one thing in the world that can make Vivian instantly enter the runaway mode, and that is to defile his "husbands"-the collective term for his car lovers. Xu Zhaodi suddenly became nervous, and hurriedly interrupted him: "You, you, you! Did you kill her?"
Weiwei really ran away this time: "Listen! Me! Speak! Finish!"
It seems that he did not kill Gu Shengnan, Xu Zhaodi finally breathed a sigh of relief: "Well, you say it."
"I got out of the car to buy water, but when I returned to the car, I found that she was gone," Vivian's association power is actually as good as Xu Zhaodi. "Will she be dragged away by the gangster?"
"She's vomiting like that. Which gangster has such a strong taste?"
"Gu Shengnan likes women who are not feminine at all, so he is definitely a frenzied and psychopathic gangster! What's the strange point of taste?"
Xu Zhaodi, who was still thinking about returning to the meeting place to strip the strange man who had been with her all night, quickly made a trade-off between beauty and friendship: "Where are you now? I will pass. "
Where is Gu Shengnan at this moment?
She is being dragged onto a yacht by "gangsters".
Lu Jin is absolutely not allowed to be seen looking like he is covered with vomit. Naturally, he can't ask the waiter for help, and he will not touch this woman with his hands, so he has to take down his suitcase and take this The woman turned over and carried the suitcase. Reluctantly, this woman was tall, Lu Jin had no choice but to pull the leg of the woman into the bathroom.
He would never allow this woman to "stain" his bathtub and dump her directly out of the suitcase. She didn't even mean to protest at all, lying on the bathroom floor as if she was asleep.
Lu Jin couldn’t wait to get as far away from her as possible. He tied the toothbrush to the very end of the golf club and pulled off the shower. While holding the golf club, standing as far as possible, while holding the shower to wash her with water, like a brush Treat the vomit on her clothes like the floor.
After being sprayed with water on her face, the woman finally reacted a little, murmured: "Uncomfortable..." She started to unconsciously tear open her wet clothes.
Although he had satirized this woman earlier that there was no "material" on her chest, but now that she was about to pull the zipper of her clothes to her belly button, Lu Jin was still stunned. She, it seems...is not so uninspired!
Lu Jin shook his head, and quickly waved away the thought. Seeing that the woman was washed almost clean, he could finally bite the bullet and touch her with his hands-take off her clothes and find a piece of his clothes. She put it on and carried her back to the bedroom.
Finally, Lu Jin breathed a sigh of relief, and now it was finally his turn to take a shower.
After almost half a bottle of shower gel, Lu Jin felt that the smell on his body was no longer so unpleasant, but when he was about to wash away the foam on his body, a sound similar to opening a door suddenly came from his ear.
The voice was very small, and Lu Jin suspected that he had heard it wrong, so he temporarily turned off the shower and twisted his eyebrows to listen carefully. There was no movement at all.
It seems that I heard it wrong, Lu Jin thought so, and was about to turn on the shower again, suddenly—
"Wow!"
The shower curtain beside him was completely pulled apart.
Lu Jin looked back in astonishment, and saw several police officers carrying guns standing in front of him.
"..."
"..."
During the quiet confrontation, a stream of bubbles slipped silently from the forehead of Lu Jin's "sudden" jump.
At the same time, the waiter of the Bauhinia Hotel was standing outside the bathroom with a horror: "I clearly saw him kill and kill... After killing someone, I transported the corpse in a suitcase. The leg of the corpse was still exposed in the suitcase. It’s scary outside! I’m scared thinking about it now."
While looking into the bathroom, he gestured to the policeman beside him to watch the picture of the suitcase carrying the corpse that he had taken with his mobile phone, and pointed to the certified object: "Look! It's the suitcase in the bathroom!"
When Xu Zhaodi and Vivian arrived at the police station, Gu Shengnan was already awake and was busy explaining to the police: "No, no, no! He didn't want to do anything to me!"
"Well... I don't know why I was on his boat."
"No, no, no! He didn't want to fool me, but I was drunk."
Gu Shengnan is suffering from more explanations, and the more unclear he explains. Vivienne has already come to Gu Shengnan's side and glanced at her up and down: "Wake up?"
Gu Shengnan grimaced and sighed helplessly: "If something so serious has happened, it won't work if you don't wake up."
How serious is the matter? This can be judged from the extent of someone's dark face--
At this moment, Lu Jin had a bath towel around his waist, and the foam on his face and body had not been washed away, so he sat in the cell where the prisoner was temporarily held with a black face.
The room is not completely enclosed. One side is separated from the outside world by an iron railing. People who come and go can see a handsome man sitting there embarrassed as long as they turn their heads.
Finally, a policeman appeared outside the iron railing: "Lu Jin, you can go."
At the same time, another policeman has started to open the cell door.
Lu Jin stood up without saying a word. Although he was embarrassed, he did not hide his graceful footsteps.
But his elegance, the moment he walked out of the cell and saw Gu Shengnan appear in front of him with an apologetic face, it instantly collapsed so much that there was no scum left.
Standing on the left of Gu Shengnan, Xu Zhaodi trembled fiercely, and instantly fell down under the man's sharp eyes like a blade and his...the bath towel around his waist.
As for Vivian, who stood on Gu Shengnan's right, similarly, his heart trembled fiercely, but it was not the rare male color that made him tremble, but--
Even a person like Vivian who has the stunt of "just staring at you will make you have an urge to die", under Lu Jin's cold and flame gaze, he instinctively takes a half step back.
Gu Shengnan stood between the two, "Mr. Lu, I'm really sorry, I..."
Lu Jin gave her a cold look.
Gu Shengnan shut up sensibly.
His voice was actually quite calm: "If you don't vomit outside of my boat, I won't find you."
"...Yes." Gu Shengnan nodded sensibly.
"If I didn't find you, I wouldn't kindly pick you up on the boat."
"……Yes."
"If I don't pick you up on the boat, I won't be mistaken for carrying a corpse."
"……Yes."
"If you are not mistaken for moving a corpse, the police will not come to you."
"Um..." Gu Shengnan finally gathered the courage to look up at him, and whispered, "...Mr. Lu, can you make a long story short?"
Does this woman still have the face to hate him?
Lu Jin endured his anger: "Also, I obviously put you on the bed. If you didn't roll under the bed by yourself, the police would find you on the spot and wouldn't take me to the police station. So!"
Hearing him say a concluding "so", Gu Shengnan finally had a feeling of coming back from the dead--this extremely long-winded man was finally about to end his tirade.
"So, you must be the nemesis of my hit. I will send someone to send you an alarm tomorrow. You must wear it on your body at any time. The alarm will sound as soon as you appear within 500 meters of my radius."
Gu Shengnan nodded like garlic.
At this moment, a rush of footsteps approached from far away. Accompanied by the sound of footsteps, a young man quickly ran up to Lu Jin out of breath, and respectfully delivered the paper bag: "Mr. Lu, your clothes."
Lu Jin carried the paper bag, and finally took a look at the nemesis who had suddenly entered his life. He gritted his teeth and left without looking back.
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The thought of one day in the future, someone can't hear the sound of the alarm suddenly sounding, so I don't think about it... Why am I so happy? Hahaha
Well, the overlord of the last chapter has increased by N many more, tears are running, the child who does not like to leave a message, see what you have forced the author into: