: Men's Manual 05

Article 5 of the "Man's Manual": Many women like to use constellations as an indicator to select men, but they turned around and found out-Capricorn Mensao has no fun, Gemini is ruthless, Taurus is lustful and calculation, Cancer has no low EQ. Libra is vain and greedy for fame and wealth, Aquarius is sensitive and eccentric, lion machismo, Sagittarius is promiscuous, Pisces is indiscriminate, virgin affairs are forced, and Aries loves to engage in base. Such women often end up as single horoscopes.

Gu Shengnan really received the alarm sent by Lu Jin the next day.
She carefully studied the size of the car key in her hand for a long time with the red light on the top. After thinking about it, she really pinned it to her waist.
Today, she is not working, and she always feels like she is missing something. It was not until she was about to get off work that Gu Shengnan suddenly realized what she was missing--
The guests in Victoria didn't order food today!
After get off work, Gu Shengnan returned to the lounge, changing into the chef's uniform, and wondering a little dissatisfied, then, wouldn't the guests think that the food made by her nemesis would also defeat him?
Can't help but feel a little depressed, his thoughts simply tarnished her perfect cooking skills and lovely food.
At this time, there was a loud sneeze in Victoria's cabin
"Snee!"
Lu Jin wrapped himself in the quilt, with only one face and one hand exposed.
He reached out to take out one of the tissue boxes next to him to wipe his nose, only to find that he had used up the tissues.
Most people use up paper towels, even if they don’t throw away the whole bed, they are at most thrown into the wastebasket. You can see that in the wastebasket beside Lu Jin’s bed, the used tissues are all neatly folded. Qi, stacked one after another at the bottom of the wastebasket, are like important documents carefully treated.
Fortunately, his assistant came in quickly with a cup of hot water.
Lu Jin’s assistant, the young man who ran to the police station the night before to give Lu Jin clothes, looked at his poor boss who hadn’t made rice all day, and couldn’t help sighing: "I saw you yesterday. Wrapped in a bath towel and spent most of the night in a police station with such a strong air-conditioning, I was worried that you would catch a cold. I was really afraid of something.
Lu Jin's eyes suddenly flashed with the name "The past is unbearable", and he closed his eyes wearily: "Bring a box of tissues over again."
Seeing him so weak, the assistant had no choice but to bite the bullet and said this sentence for the fourth time today: "I'll go and help you get something to eat."
Lu Jin faintly swept his gaze silently but also clearly rejected him. Of course the assistant knew the reason. Looking at Lu Jin's half-dead appearance, the assistant finally thought of a solution, and suddenly his eyes lighted: "You can skip western food and order Chinese food. Chinese food is not made by the nemesis. "
Although he didn't want to have the slightest contact with Na Ke Xing, Lu Jin had to admit that the entire Bauhinia Hotel, with a large dining department, and so many chefs, really only had the dishes she cooked.
Lu Jin continued to answer with silence.
"Then... Are you planning to keep hungry like this?"
"..."
With eyes facing each other, someone's hungry stomach suddenly made a loud protest--
"Guru!"
"Guru!"

The hard-pressed assistant just carried the tortoise-feathered boss up the road.
The navigation of the car shows the location of all restaurants rated four or more stars by netizens along the way. While watching the navigation, the assistant asked someone sitting in the passenger seat with closed eyes to agree: "Mr. Lu, go forward 500 meters. There is a purple door steakhouse."
But it was immediately denied: "One and a half stars can't be more, pass."
Five minutes later, when he saw a restaurant with four stars or more appearing on the navigation, the assistant suddenly beamed his eyes: "Turn left 200 meters and there is a Zijin Pavilion."
But immediately another pot of cold water poured down: "It's not as good as the purple door steakhouse, pass."
The assistant was ashamed.
Ten minutes later, the assistant: "There is a LeCite within 300 meters into that alley..."
"Two and a half stars. Pass."
"..."
The assistant has nothing to say. Although he knows that his boss is a personal computer, and the restaurant that has only eaten once can memorize the decoration style from the name of the chef to the signature dishes, he still can't help being driven crazy.
After driving the car for almost an hour, the conversation between the miserable assistant and the difficult boss has been reduced to the following format:
"The restaurant on the top floor of Ming Ting Hotel."
"Samsung."
"The No. 1 Cabernet Store."
"Two and a half stars."
"Little Paris."
"one star."
"Xiangzi Restaurant."
"Samsung."
The assistant shed two blood and tears silently.
After another half an hour passed, the assistant's voice sounded a million times weaker than the patient Lu Jin, and the name of the restaurant was reported: "Tianning Pavilion."
The long eyelashes of someone sitting in the passenger seat with eyes closed all the time trembled.
Okay, this one certainly won't work either-the assistant with blood and tears in his heart was thinking desperately, and Lu Jin slowly opened his eyes: "This is the one."

Sitting at the dining table in the corner of Tianning Pavilion is a woman with delicate makeup and fashionable dress, and a woman with a loose ponytail, a pair of loose gray sweatpants, and a pair of sneakers that have remained unchanged forever. A "half woman" woman.
Xu Zhaodi put the drinking straw in her very plump, big red lips, and her fingers with nail polish in the same color as the lipstick held the glass wall gracefully: "Your mom and your second dad went on their honeymoon?"
The straw in Gu Shengnan's mouth was already bitten by her. She drank all the drinks in the cup. She was chewing on the ice cubes picked up from the bottom of the cup: "I don't know, I didn't ask. "
"Why don't you care about where they are going to spend their honeymoon?" Xu Zhaodi suddenly thought of a certain possibility, and immediately sat up in distress, "Shengnan, you shouldn't mind your mother's brutality and yours' Bai Yueguang'd you become your second dad, right? You just had a crush on someone for a few years when you were studying. Only Gao Quanan and I knew about this. Your mother is not the man who robbed you."
"No! You know I was taken by my dad since I was a kid, and I never kissed my mom."
Gu Shengnan was obviously a little unhappy. Xu Zhaodi felt that it was necessary to change the subject. As soon as his eyes rolled, his eyes suddenly became dripping with water: "By the way, how is the gangster last night?"
Gu Shengnan was taken aback for a moment before realizing who she was talking about: "I can only move around 500 meters away from him, how can I know how he is now."
The less he knew, the more interested Xu Zhaodi: "It turns out that the tortoise guest you complained to me before was the man we met in the parking lot half a month ago. Did you say this was a reminder from the heavens that this man and I am destined?"
Seeing this girl's eyes full of evil light, Gu Shengnan quickly reached under Xu Zhaodi's eyelids, snapped vigorously, and called Xu Zhaodi's soul back: "If you take him down, I will also Can’t show up within 500 meters of your radius, Comrade Xu Zhaodi, are you not such a person who has forgotten friends?"
"They all said they called me Celine Xu!"
"All right, Celine Xu, I'll go to the bathroom first. I hope that when I come back, you have found an alternative target in this restaurant and forgot the turtle-haired man."
He pushed the chair away and got up.
Xu Zhaodi looked at her back, but the beautiful muscle lines and texture patterns of the half-naked man that he saw in the police station last night appeared in his mind.
What recalled Xu Zhaodi's imagination was the sound of "drip" suddenly emitted from the canvas bag resting on the seat. Xu Zhaodi was surprised, and quickly stopped Gu Shengnan who was about to go away: "Your phone seems to ring!"
Helpless Gu Shengnan has already gone far.
The restaurant’s cuisine is recognized as the best in the industry, and because of the rare high quality and low price, there are still many customers at this late hour. Gu Shengnan saw a long line of "waiting to go to the toilet" before entering the women’s toilet. "The army.
After waiting for a long time without seeing the team shortening, Gu Shengnan, who endured uncomfortably, decided to find another way.
Turned to leave, put on the hood of the clothes while walking, the zipper was also pulled to the top, came to the door of the men's bathroom, and opened the door carelessly. It was completely different from the situation in the women's bathroom. She was the only one in the men's bathroom. The mirror on the opposite side reflected in the mirror, it was clearly a thin boy.
Sometimes it's good to be totally different from a woman! After Gu Shengnan had a brief face-to-face with himself in the mirror, he stepped into the cubicle on the side.
After flushing the toilet, I felt comfortable. Walking out of the cubicle was taken aback.
A man stood in front of the row of urinals directly opposite.
Fortunately, the other party was listening to the phone and didn't notice her. Gu Shengnan quickly lowered his head, and walked towards the door as lightly as possible. Seeing that the doorknob was getting closer and closer to him, at this moment, Gu Shengnan suddenly heard a familiar voice: "What alarm?"
A certain string in Gu Shengnan's brain was plucked with a "boom", making her froze there immediately.
There seemed to be a voice reminding him, the man standing in front of the urinal listening to the phone suddenly turned his head and locked Gu Shengnan at a glance.
"..."
"..."
The world fell into silence.
On the other side of Lu Jin’s phone, the assistant’s voice seemed to be far away from him: "Did you forget? It’s the anti-nemesis alarm you asked me to prepare! As soon as you rushed to the bathroom, I stepped upstairs. As a result, I brought the alarm upstairs and it kept ringing."
Gu Shengnan stood there in a dilemma, looking at the expressionless face in front of people who couldn't figure out what he was thinking, bit his scalp, raised his hand and waved at him: "You...Hello."
It's okay for her not to speak. When she spoke, it was like flipping a switch in the originally still air, which caused Lu Jin's nose to itch suddenly
"Snee!"
Accompanied by the sound of his sneeze, his hand became unstable, and the phone happily jumped into the urinal with a "swish" sound.
Gu Shengnan, who was staring at this man because of nervousness, naturally did not miss this scene. He suddenly uttered an "ah", and he had to rush to rescue his mobile phone
The only thought in her mind is that if she kills his mobile phone, she will really be unable to clean up the "nemesis" charge.
So it wasn't until this thought passed through her mind that she realized that the place where she was standing now happened to be able to see a certain...object on the man's trouser chain in all directions without dead angles.
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