: Men's Manual 06

Article 6 of "Man's Manual": After being injured, women always ask: "A man despises me, deceives me, and deceives me. How can I deal with it?" The saint replied: "Patience him, tolerate him, and let him. Look at him.
In fact, the saint’s set is absolutely useless. You should: pit him, destroy him, punish him, and kill him at the right time!

Even if Gu Shengnan looked away from her face in the next second, her mind was now full of images of a certain object, and she couldn't hide it. She hurriedly forced herself to think about other things, such as...
German sausage?
Bah, baah, what German sausage? It should be American hot dog sausages... Suddenly these messy thoughts popped up in his mind, and Gu Shengnan patted his forehead with no complacency.
This woman didn’t know what was going on. The expressions on her face were so colorful. Lu Jin took the opportunity to pull up her trousers chain, but this rush made her movements panic. The teeth of the trousers chain just scratched her body. On the most delicate skin, suddenly, tenth-level pain hit Lu Jin, and Lu Jin's face turned green, before he bit his teeth, and only let out a muffled grunt.
Since then, the second negotiation between Mr. Lu and Chef Gu officially kicked off outside the men's toilet.
Lu Jinqiang, whose complexion has not returned to normal so far, endured a faint pain somewhere before maintaining his usual nobility and glamour. He squinted at her: "Why don't you carry the alarm with you according to my request?"
Gu Shengnan also looked at him up and down: "Didn't you wear it either?"
Good guy, dare you to hold back with him if there is a mistake?
Lu Jin was thinking about how to accept the move, but she didn’t realize that the woman was the first to say:
You should have changed the clothes for me last night. At that time, you looked at me completely. Now I look at you completely. Even if it's... the two owe nothing."
Lu Jin was taken aback.
I felt that I had to look at this woman with admiration. Although she looked careless and uncut on the surface, it seemed...the brain was pretty good, and he was a bit speechless when he said a word.
After thinking for a while, Lu Jin finally thought of a way to win: "Is this comparable? I accidentally glanced at it, as if standing in front of a mirror and looking at myself."
After speaking, he did not forget to glance at her chest schematically.
Seeing Gu Shengnan's silence, Lu Jin smiled slightly: There is nothing to say, right?
But he really underestimated the comrade Gu Shengnan who had been tainted by Vivian's poisonous tongue for more than ten years.
"What's incomparable to this? The thing I accidentally glanced at in the men's bathroom just now was probably only..." Gu Shengnan recalled, and his hands were about a length longer, "...so long, in fact It's nothing to watch!"
It turns out that her silence just now was not because she had nothing to say, but because she was remembering... him! of! long! degree!
Before Lu Jin could speak, Gu Shengnan said: "The current standard for men seems to be 180 cm, 180 square meters, and 180 mm. Mr. Lu, you are still a long way from 180 mm."
"..."
"..."
During the quiet confrontation, Lu Zheng's soul was broken into pieces.

Lu Jin's soul walked into the box reluctantly, and the assistant bounced from the seat in a frightened manner: "Mr. Lu, why is your face so bad?"
Lu Jin looked at the assistant with a pale face, waved his hand to beckon him not to speak any more, and weakly pulled a chair away and sat down dejectedly.
The confused assistant had to attribute the boss's weakness to the boss's hungry, so he quickly ordered the waiter on the side: "Now we can serve food."
Lu Jin was originally lowering his head, as if thinking about something, but suddenly raised his head and asked very seriously, "Is there a ruler?"
Although he didn't know what medicine his boss was selling in the gourd, the assistant quickly found a ruler for Lu Jin. After seeing Lu Jin licking the ruler for a long time, he was obviously relieved, and he immediately regained confidence and said to himself. Muttering to herself: "This woman has watched more of that kind of discs, right? Normal men can have 180mm? Or the boyfriends she has been with before are all black?"
At the same time, Gu Shengnan, who returned to the dining table, was obviously a little out of her mind. Xu Zhaodi, who was sitting opposite her, was completely ignored, trying to use the food on the table to recall the soul of his friend: "Hey! Your favorite German sausage!"
Gu Shengnan looked down at the plate of food on the table, and when he frowned, he pushed the plate farther away: "I'm full."
"You're full before you eat?"
Gu Shengnan answered silently: I'm full...

Gu Shengnan concluded that Guimao Nan had done it with himself.
On this day, she was on vacation at home and woke up on three poles as usual. As usual, the first thing she did when she woke up was to soak a bowl of noodles. The second thing was naturally to put the bowl of noodles in front of the computer, turn on the computer, and begin to receive the outside world's continuous response Blow.
Suddenly, a friend named "Like you bastard" came into Gu Shengnan's eyes. Just a few seconds after Gu Shengnan fell into surprise, this "like you bastard" again clicked a "like" under a photo of one of her classmates posting baby excrement.
Throughout the entire page, this "like you bastard" has "liked" no less than 20 photos in just three minutes. Gu Shengnan quickly took a closer look at this "like you bastard" 'S avatar
Isn't it Vivienne?
All of her classmates who took photos of happiness were also Vivian's classmates. Gu Shengnan quickly opened the private chat page with Vivian: "When did you change such a weird screen name?"
Vivian replied in a second: "What is good about baby's excrement? Don't think about the mood of me who is eating breakfast?"
"can……"
Gu Shengnan was about to type the second word when her mobile phone rang at the computer desk.
She answered while rolling the instant noodles with a fork into her mouth. The instant wailing of the other party almost scared the instant noodles in Gu Shengnan's mouth from his nose: "Mr. Gu! Help!"
Gu Shengnan finally swallowed the instant noodles, and went smoothly, and asked, "Wh...what?"
When Gu Shengnan arrived at Zijing’s back kitchen, he finally understood why the young man in the kitchen wanted her to save his life. Mr. Lu, who had a great appetite, ordered 17 dishes in one go, and the preparation of each dish required more than 17 processes.
"The guest on Victoria said that he must see all 17 dishes on his table before 12 noon."
12 o'clock?
Gu Shengnan glanced at his watch. It was already 10:30.
Gu Shengnan's assistant complained: "This is an impossible task! We can just strike."
The little worker on the other side was very well informed and immediately said: "I heard that he is a very important guest, and the general manager dare not offend him."
Gu Shengnan looked at the menu without a word and pondered for a while, then suddenly interrupted: "Hurry up and prepare the ingredients. There is still an hour and a half. It should be too late."

Lu Jin sat at the dining table with Erlang's legs up, sipping the cold medicine in the cup and looking at his watch, looking very relaxed.
The assisting assistant stood straight beside Lu Jin, counting: "11:59:56, 57, 58, 59..."
Hearing this, Lu Jin put down the cup and picked up the mobile phone on the side instead. He was about to call the general manager of the Bauhinia Hotel. Suddenly -
"Ding Dong!"
The sweet doorbell rang.
Lu Jin's movements became stiff and frowned. Although he knew it was impossible, he still motioned his assistant to open the door with his eyes.
I saw two smiling waiters walk into the cabin, one of them was in charge of carts, and the other was in charge of serving dishes. The 17 dishes quickly filled the entire table, and the waiter bowed slightly: "Mr. Lu, you have all your meals."
Because Lu Jin had retired many times before, the waiter knew his habits very well. After serving the food, he didn't rush away, so he just stood there waiting for Lu Jin to try the food. Lu Jin reluctantly put down the phone and picked up the silver spoon.
Although I wanted to frown, the melty taste and the lingering fragrance of the tip of the nose made Lu Jin's original serious expression fade in an instant.
Although he doesn't like cooking people, Lu Jin has to admit that he has fallen in love with her cooking.
Love deeply.

Turtle hair guests disturbed her holiday, and Gu Shengnan had to take a compensatory day off.
In this review, Sheng Nan was frightened and woke up very early, fearing that Guimao's guests would encounter problems and embarrass her again, which would cause her to take a compensatory rest break.
But until noon, Gu Shengnan did not receive a distress call from the kitchen. Finally relieved.
Just as Gu Shengnan lay down on the sofa with a sigh of relief, the phone in her hand suddenly rang.
Gu Shengnan was so frightened that he bounced off the sofa and sat upright.
She just bought a new mobile phone, and she hadn’t had time to import the original address book, but when Gu Shengnan took the call tightly all over, there was a word from the other end that could make people’s bones crumble from the inside to the outside. : "Hello~"
Gu Shengnan knew who it was immediately, and immediately leaned back on the sofa with a sigh of relief.
Xu Zhaodi asked her: "Guess where I am?"
As far as Gu Shengnan knows about his friends, Xu Zhaodi was definitely a workaholic when he started working seriously, but now such a lazy way of speaking can only explain one thing: "You are soaking up a man."
"Smart!" Xu Zhaodi was in a good mood and praised her, "I'm in Bauhinia, sneaking out of the kitchen to accompany me for a drink!"
"I am on vacation today, not in Bauhinia."
"Huh? Didn't you take a vacation yesterday?"
"Hey...Don't mention it. It's better to mention which handsome guy you are playing with in Bauhinia."
Xu Zhaodi actually sold her to her: "You will know when you come. Hurry up, come here. I will wait for you at the swimming pool in Bauhinia."
When Gu Shengnan really rushed to Bauhinia’s swimming pool, where could there be any handsome guys? It was the stunner in the swimming pool that almost attracted the attention of the male creatures in the audience.
Gu Shengnan just waited obediently on the other side of the pool, waiting for the stunner to get out of the water.
I saw the stunner swimming back and forth two times, twisting her waist and climbing a ladder back to the shore. It's okay for Xu Zhaodi not to go ashore. When he went ashore, the eyes of all the female creatures in the audience also glanced at her intentionally or unconsciously.
Gu Shengnan glanced at Xu Zhaodi's graceful figure: "Why are your swimsuits so two pieces of cloth?"
Xu Zhaodi didn't speak, but turned around in front of Gu Shengnan, showing off his bikini in all directions.
Gu Shengnan looked around, except for the men who were all coveting this stunner, and the women who were jealous or contemptuous or envious, with different attitudes, it seemed that there was one missing, "What about your goal?"
Xu Zhaodi looked at the entrance while wiping her hair with a bath towel: "It should be coming soon!"
Gu Shengnan walked to the bench in the rest area and sat down with a sound of "Oh". Xu Zhaodi then sat down as well: "When the target person arrives, I will pretend to fall and fall into the pool. You! Go! Yes! Yes! Bao! He will jump out of the pool to save me."
"How can this be ensured?"
"It means he refuses to jump out of the pool to save me, so you kick him down and force him to save me. Understand?"
Gu Shengnan thought for a while and nodded.
Xu Zhaodi was finally satisfied: "Okay, then I'll get a drink. What do you drink?"
"A glass of orange..."
Before Gu Sheng's voice fell, he suddenly heard from his ear
"Didi!"
"Didi!"
Gu Shengnan was stunned for half a second, as if he had reacted to something, he quickly turned over.
Soon she pulled out the flashing red alarm from her bag.
Suddenly, Gu Shengnan was electrocuted all over, and every cell stood upright. She was shocked and inconceivably, as if standing in front of her is killing her father and enemy, looking up at Xu Zhaodi: "Your... your... goal ...Could not be..."
Xu Zhaodi smiled slightly, "Lu Jin, who runs a company specializing in M&A, is headquartered in Magic City. He is currently on vacation in City B; his relationship status, no girlfriend, no boyfriend... Winner! Winner, what do you run win? Male! Hey! Victory!"
But no matter how Ren Xu Zhaodi called, Gu Shengnan didn't stop running madly.
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Do you hope that Shengnan can escape successfully? Still unsuccessful? Unsuccessful? Unsuccessful?
Do you hope that Xu Zhaodi will be saved by the hero? Or will it evolve into a male male to save a male? Phew, it's like a tongue twister. If you don't understand, please leave a message and ask by yourself.