: Jiading Gaiden's Recruitment Fair

One day, it was rainy and rainy, and I was surprised that Lin was going to join the army for three days, so I wanted to recruit a nursing home for the Lin family. It was a chicken flying dog jumping, and everyone on the road looked at each other.
Entered the Lin family hall, but the people chatting and in the hall were already sitting full, and when they saw a group of bosses coming in, they suddenly yelled, "I rely on, how did these cows know the news, but let us not Alive?
One of those guys who did n’t know how to live or die asked his companion,
Who are they? Why are these people so powerful?
His companion despised the scorn, and said angrily,
Are you Y a Martian?
? Don't even know these gangsters? Don't say that you know me, shit, I still flashed first. "At once, everyone in the hall walked cleanly.
Seeing that a group of people has such a large influence, a group of evil administrators laughed slyly: 'Wow ha ha, don't want this group to be quite well-known among the prostitutes, brothers, look Do you want to be a low-key person?
Fan Xi on the side patted the dust on Jian Chi and smiled.
That ’s that, under the wise leadership of the boss of the sword, plus Yun Yun and the passing water, etc. It ’s hard for the group to think of the ad campaign without any effort. Uh, but why do n’t you see the passing water today? The third brother is shameless and invincible. Did you tell him Y in the end, did you use the last debate to deal with Can Yun ’s trick, please pass away to drink crotton milk? "
Someone who was intoxicated shouted, "I've noticed, I'm afraid I was too late in the book review area last night, haven't I got up yet? Xiao Fanfan, don't you Y corrupt my pure dripping image, am I so bad? Are all brothers in a group, unite, unite, you understand? "Can Yun, who was drinking tea, sprayed on the face of Qingdao yellow croaker and patted the shoulder of Qingdao yellow croaker who was going to get angry (er, Who told me where the shoulder of the yellow croaker was pinched?) Angrily: "I rely on you, but you are so embarrassed that you are pure and you know how to unite? How did you tidy me last time? Yellow croaker you do n’t stop me Today, I have to study this shameless person and study it! " Qingdao Huanghuayu shouted injustice: "I rely on you, what do you do? I most hope that you will be strangled to death, no one will fight with me, it seems that the shameless person is not only the third brother, shameless and invincible. "! Everyone was in a troubled room, only one drum was heard, and one person came out of the backyard.
I saw the man with thick eyebrows (as dark as Bao Zheng), and always had a lazy smile on his face. It seemed that the sky fell down and didn't care about the general. The beautiful picture that the uncle was trying to speak, and kept silent, ran away in madness, and said, while undressing, "Oh! Praise the Virgin Mary, praise the Jade Emperor Guanyin Bodhisattva, this Is the idol Lin Wanrong Ronglin the third brother in our hearts? The third brother, the third brother, I love you, just like the mouse loves rice ......... "! Lin Sanda was terrified and yelled, "Indecent assault, come on, are you high? Are you dead? I rely on what you want to do, spray saliva on Laozi's face! Go away, I'm not good at it"!
The beautiful picture blushed and said weakly: "Don't get me wrong, Brother 3, I'm just too excited about the bird, and I want you to sign me a name on my underwear." Everyone suddenly realized that the third brother was shameless and invincible and said, "Fuck, shameless than me. This is a rabbit? Run so fast!" Lin San wiped the saliva on his face: "Well, this job fair has officially started, and the registration list will be submitted, and everyone will talk about their specialties." Then he pointed at the beautiful picture and said: "By the way, you are disqualified." The beautiful picture said, "Why ah brother, I can do anything." Lin San waved and said, "No why, just to see if you are upset. The account just now hasn't been calculated with you, rely on!" The beautiful picture dropped his head weakly.
"I can chat" "I can talk mm" ......... Looking at the crowds, the administrator Jian Chi feels no light on his face, and then angrily said: "Noisy, noisy, What is there to fight. Line up one by one and say, En, I am your administrator, I will come first. " Hearing here, Qingdao yellow croaker also finally made a bubble and said, "Just you are in management, am I not? Why should you come first?"
Looking at the two who didn't agree with anyone, Fan Xi laughed: "The two bosses dispel the fire. Isn't it the same when they come first, then in a harmonious society? It's better for everyone to let it go. Let me go first." Jian Chi and Qingdao yellow croaker glanced relatively angry, and sat down angrily.
Fan Xiqing cleared his throat and said, "Lin San, uh, there are too many specialties for me, but I can do everything with chat and fart. Of course, the most distinctive feature is my appearance." Lin San looked at a fairly ordinary face, and wondered: "What does the Lord's Admissions Hospital look like with you?" Fan Xi smiled with a thick smile and said, "You look so good. People who go there honestly take advantage of it. It is the best weapon to travel at home."
Lin San was so angry that he knocked Fan Fan down to the ground, and said loudly, "Fuck, come to the house of my master, do you still want to lie and lie? Who do you want to lie to? Who is it? Come to me Go on and cut off, continue next. " Looking at the one being dragged away, the third brother said shamelessly and invincibly: "Grab a fool, not even knowing the reason for robbing the first bird, this time the bird is cut."
After thinking about it, Canyun stood up and smiled and said profusely: "Three brother, should you know my Canyun's name? I'm one of the big wet people in this group. He is best at being prostitute." , Dig haha ​​". Lin San glanced at the intoxicated cripple, scornfully: "You will be wet? Can you get me too lascivious?" Can Yun was shocked and wiped the cold sweat on his face: "How can I compare with Sange? What's more, the third brother is a model among me and other wet people! " Lin San poked his lips, and said, "You can't do it for me? You can't do it for me? What are you going to do? Get me out!"
Seeing that his deadly opponent was also dragged on, the third brother was shameless and invincible, and the uncle did not know where he picked up a broken bronze mirror and took a picture of himself, saying arrogantly: "Dig haha, it's finally me. Three Brother, I want to die for you. "
San Lin Sanguan's image was insignificant and his face was abominable. He asked, "Who are you? Report your name." The third brother, Shameless and Invincible, heard the words and wept bitterly and said, "I am the head of the evil group of four prostitutes. The third brother is Shameless and invincible. You won't even know me? I'm sad 5555 ... Brother San, my specialty is shameless, and I am shameless. " Having said that, the gangster laughed (the people scolded the man as he deserved it, turning his face faster than turning the book, and his skin was as thick as the wall of the Great Wall), and then said: "It is shameless, if you choose 选, manage Who is his sincere king, as long as he dares to come and be trampled on by all means. Do they have me clever? Shall I be shameless? This population number is not the most shameless, only more shameless! Besides, as the third brother, it depends You also have to choose my name! "
When Lin San heard this, he couldn't help but shoot: "I rely on it, how can you, Y Hode, dare to pirate my name? Do you know that the most hated life of this general is pirated? Drag it out and play JJ to death ". He looked at the roster in his hand again, and then said, "What else are there," Dong Xuanzi thirty-six broke up, "All the pirates who don't want anything, all eliminated." Under the leadership of Jian Chi, the remaining people shouted: "Piracy is guilty, support for genuine", Lin San nodded and smiled proudly.
Qingdao Huanghuayu, who finally caught the chance, said: "The third brother's vision really admires this fish. These are not learned at all, and they have not even figured out the theme of this job fair. My specialty ... ..... "When he said that, he smiled, turned out a small knife out of thin air, and then Niu XX said," The sword is the king of a hundred soldiers. This knife is called bloodthirsty and grows an inch and eight cents (see this fish for details). (Group of business cards) ......... (skip over 500 words here) ", the sword idiot who has been silent all the time, heard a sneer and asked," So ~~~~~~~ long What can you kill the ground knife? "Qingdao yellow croaker weakly said:" This knife is designed to kill yellow croaker in Qingdao. " Everyone heard a loud laugh.
Looking at the yellow-faced yellow croaker with a red face, Jian Chi also danced out of a long sword and danced proudly: "The sword is the ancestor of a hundred soldiers. I have practiced swords for more than ten years. It can be described as killing one person in ten steps. "Thousands of miles ..." Jianjian was showing off, and he banged loudly. Looking back, I saw a person standing high on the coffee table, holding a black burning fire stick, and the moan cried, "Fuck, what age is it now, what use are these swords?" There is a gun on the evil group of prostitutes. The gun was made by myself. The gun name is a48 (homology, you go to death). What about the sword boss, the fish boss? The sword idiot and yellow croaker were silent, and went out dimly.
Seeing that he had no opponent, he had a gun on his body and laughed: "Did anyone fight with me? With a shot in hand, I have a beautiful girl (looking at Master Lin with a bad face), uh, wrong, it ’s me in the world Yes, dig haha. "
Seeing that there was a gun on his proud body, Lin San took a book from his arms and slowly said, "Well, you have a gun on your body, I will give you a book of martial arts ~ EbookFREE.me ~ Take it down and practice well. After that, you will be responsible for the safety of the Lin family. Don't let down this General ’s expectations of you. "
I had a gun and heard a lot of joy, and I ran to pick up the book and suddenly cried: "Do n’t go, Brother 3, I do n’t need to practice martial arts. I have a gun on my body." Lin San was furious: "I rely on, to give you the opportunity to practice martial arts skills. You don't have to, General Ben said no one, who come, send him to the old man Wei, be sure to get him before the expedition." Then Yinyin laughed and said, "I'm going to lead a group of wolves into the door. Is it silly to be a general?" The "Pang Manyu who feeds pigs" who has been practicing diving below is more or less puzzled. He took the book from a gunman on his body and opened it and read: "Martial arts secrets, sunflower book, want to practice magic, wield the sword from the palace" At this moment, the tiger's body fluttered, and the cheats were thrown out. Everyone was astonished and fled.
He walked out of the door and saw a man striding forward. Although this man was dusty, it was still difficult to hide his handsome appearance. One of them said, "Well, isn't this the brother of death? Why did you arrive at this time?" Guishui asked, "It's me. Why are you out? Is it over?" "It's over, isn't the shameless invincible third brother saying that you irrigated the water too late last night, didn't you get up?" The dead water was furious and said, "I rely on, don't mention it, the third brother fooled me with shameless invincibility. He said that he knew where Sister An was, and he rushed to Yunnan, where he hadn't slept all night, and saw nothing. After all, the points I earned after I ran out of water were used up. Then I was there and I was going to fight with him! "
Everyone hurriedly told what had happened just now, and sighed and sighed: "Fortunately, I'm not here. Otherwise, I would be elected because of my outstanding appearance and extraordinary skill. Alas, I'll go back. The book review area continues to chat and flood! "