Chapter 350: joke

"Master, can my brother take the liberty to ask a question?" Said Lin Wenwenya.
King Cheng glanced at him with a smile: "Mr. Lin, you are my guest today. Why be so kind, even if there is anything, the King must know everything."
Lin Wanrong nodded, pointing at the pretty woman in the field, and whispered softly: "Master, can you tell me why you laugh at this lady? Doesn't she laugh at all, or laugh too much, mouth Cramps? "
King Cheng shuddered, what's this word for, laughing too much and cramping his mouth? Only the boy Lin San can figure it out. The grandfather laughed and patted his shoulder and said, "Master Lin is really funny and humorous. My king is optimistic about you. It seems that you are the guest of honor tonight. This lady is not unable to laugh, but said, Her smile only blooms to the people who like it. Maybe it's you, Mr. Lin! "
"Really?" Lin Wanrong glanced at the women in the field with a smirk and said, "This lady really has a personality, I like it. In fact, laughter is a very important thing. Oh, Lord, do you think, How can you be successful if you are a human being? "He said aloud, so that everyone in the hall could understand clearly. The people in the field listened to Master Lin's high argument, and immediately stopped talking and listened to him. High theory.
"This, King Wang hasn't thought about it yet." Lord Cheng Cheng said with a smile: "I wish to hear from Master Lin."
"Of course you do n’t need to think about it. You are born with a rich life, born with a golden spoon. How can we compare with you?" Master Lin grinned. "Call me, in fact, be a successful person. It ’s very simple. A man has to be up every day. A woman has to laugh a lot. Hey, Wang, you are a brilliant person, and you must understand it right away.

He is a showman. What he said was also full of excitement, and there were also many people who were like him in the lobby. Someone couldn't help laughing when he heard the ground whisper. This Master Lin seems to be a veteran in Fengyue's field. Such a secret joke can be told.
The quick response and the slow response all heard the meaning of his words, turned around and laughed secretly, but the lady in the field took a look at him and didn't know what he was thinking.
Cheng Wang Haha laughed: "High, high! Master Lin really is inscrutable. I am admired by you now, and I am more and more optimistic about you. However, all of you present today are my dahua elite. You also have a lot of Oops! "He finished, glancing casually at the crowd, but his eyes fell on Su Mubai.
If she could be the guest of honor for this young lady, she would surely have passed the fairy, and everyone would be attracted to the beauty. Her eyes fell on her, thinking hard about how she could make her laugh.
Sure enough, it is Dahua's elite who thinks extremely quickly. Master Lin yawned lazily, and saw the big-bellied Lord Ye who had just spoken and stood up and said, "All my colleagues are so humble, then the next officer will throw the bricks and draw jade, and make ugliness first. Lord, let me say A joke! "
Cheng Cheng nodded and smiled, signaled him to continue, Lin Wanrong gave him a scornful look, and he was all the same, fat and so, still thinking of being the guest of honor. It's enough waves.
"This buddy, what position does this Lord Ye have in the Korean Central? I saw him is quick and thoughtful. I want to come to the official post should not be under me." Master Lin asked a grown man sitting behind him. Road.
In the horror of the adult, even the fine wine in his mouth almost sprayed out. Lord Lin really was the favored son of the Son of Heaven, and even Lord Ye did not look at it. It seems that his place is just around the corner, and I ca n’t say anything about it. An emperor of the emperor: "Oh, Lord Lin, you say Lord Ye, he is still an official in the court!"
Official book Shangshu? Yaya, isn't that the boss of my head? Mr. Lin smiled awkwardly: "This brother is really honest. In fact, Lord Ye is the peak of my ground, how can I not know him? I just asked this, but I just wanted to get to know Brother Xiong. Where is it? "
The adult hurriedly fisted: "Dare you dare, Xiaguan Yan Daoji, a bachelor of the Mandarin Palace, is responsible for the transcription and recording of various historical books. In addition, in major events such as the sacrifice of heaven and amnesty Xiaguan also drafted edicts for the emperor. "
Oh, isn't this the secretary? It's a good job. Yan Daoji's position in the first row in the back row shows that he is the first in the second gear. Lin Wanrong hugged his fist and said, "It turned out to be Yan Daojiyan, who has long been disrespectful and disrespectful."
Mr. Lin was embarrassed and embarrassed with Yan Dao, but Lord Ye had started to tell jokes over there. I saw him holding a big belly and walking to the lady step by step, and smiled charmingly: "In the past, there was a show who teased a stuttered child, and he said," If you want to learn Tao Tao, update 649503528 personal Q number I'll buy you a bag of melon seeds when the duck calls me! 'Then the stuttered child said:' You just buy me ten bags of melon ... melon ... melon ... melon seeds, and I won't teach you how to call ducks !!! '
As he told the joke, he learned the duck's bark. The big belly trembled and it was ridiculous, and everyone laughed together. Lord Ye glanced at the young lady proudly, but saw her look faint and indifferent, she didn't mean to laugh at all.
Lin Wanrong laughed loudly. You old man telling jokes is too lacking in ignition. How can we be so honest as a man, without being ridiculous, what kind of paragraph is it?
Seeing the official ministry, Lord Ye personally took the lead. Although it had little effect, it played a good lead role. Several people immediately got up and told jokes, but the woman was like a natural ice cube, and others smiled forward. Yang, only she was expressionless and motionless, like a deaf person.
Pretend to be inverted! Master Lin snickered in his heart. If it hadn't been seen today, I wouldn't have known that you, a fox, could even be a fairy, so holy.
Seeing that the atmosphere on the field is getting more and more active, but the beautiful woman can't laugh, but King Cheng glanced around, his eyes fell on Su Mubai, and laughed: "Su champion, you are the first name of Xin Enke. It ’s not that simple to learn. Come try it out soon. "
Lin Wanrong and Su Mubai have been dealing with each other for a long time, and Wen Yan immediately took the lead to applaud. Su Mubai glanced at him and nodded and laughed: "All the predecessors who are present today are Mu Bai's predecessor, Xiaguan didn't dare to go over. But since it was Wang Ye's speech, Xiaguan had no choice but to offer ugliness. Let's also tell a joke. Lin Xiaomao's parents have three children. The eldest son is called Big Egg and the second son is called Second Egg. What is the name of the third son? "
"It's simple, big egg, second egg, and naturally next is three eggs!" A yelled.
"Master Lin, what do you think?" Su Mubai smiled slightly and asked.
Your grandpa, dare to scold me? Mr. Lin is extremely angry. He is an expert on the whole person. Although the joke is hidden, he can understand the double meanings naturally. He laughed, and Pi Xiaorou said without a smile: "Master Su is good at learning, this answer you It must be clearer than anyone. "
Su Mubai laughed and said proudly: "Lin Xiaomao's parents have three children, the big one is called big egg, the second is called two egg, and the third one is naturally Lin Xiaomao, hahahaha, transferee, transferee!"
It turned out to be a brain teaser, and it was really interesting. Everyone in the field laughed. There were also some smart people who heard the meaning of this joke. The third son's name is Lin Xiaomao, but he is lined up in the order of his two brothers. He is also called Lin Sandan. This name is true!
Lin three eggs? !! The man looked at Master Lin in horror, only to see that he smiled, but it seemed that he didn't hear the meaning. The man was born in his heart. Fortunately, Lin Xiaomao was not as smart as me.
After the story of Sanyan is over, the woman is still sitting still, without saying a word, it seems that no one can move her tonight. The crowd was somewhat disappointed.
Wang Cheng saw the flickering flames in Su Mubai's eyes, and a smile flashed in his eyes, and he got up and said, "Su champion is good at learning, and my king is very happy. But the main purpose of tonight is to make a beautiful woman smile, and now the beautiful woman long hopes ~ www. EbookFREE.me ~ but no one can make it, so that the king is also anxious. Master Lin, you are with the emperor, naturally the talents are first-rate, you also have to try it. But --- Cheng Wang slightly I took a look at the people in the hall and laughed: "All my colleagues are telling jokes. Bojia smile. For the sake of fairness, Master Lin, you can tell a joke too. Do you have any comments? "
"Okay!" Everyone applauded loudly. After hearing the name of Lord Lin, it was another victory over Koryo and Turkic. There were many miracles, but he had never witnessed his magic. He can finally open his eyes today.
"Well, adults have grown in love, Lin Sancai is sloppy, really can't tell jokes." Master Lin stood up and smiled, very humble and respectful.
"Brother Lin is too modest." Su Mu's eyes flashed, looking at him: "You won the favor of the emperor. It is the first letter of the world by the emperor's pen. The four words" the world's first "are enough. Explain everything, you must have something special, isn't it that we ordinary people can compare, what can we tell a joke? "
"Yeah, yeah!" The crowd clamored for a while, their emotions were very warm.
Lin Wanrong grinned, "Since Su Zhuangyuan is so loved, the younger brother has to try it. Brother brother, if you meet a crazy dog ​​on the street, what would you do?"