Chapter 108: Good water
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First Class Taoist Gate
- Ninth Destiny
- 1694 characters
- 2021-03-03 09:13:57
The carriage bumped all the way, and Wei Yun in the carriage stared at the Qidan general with a pair of eyes: "Are you serious about the whereabouts of the official seal?"
The general ignored Wei Yunqi, but just yelled, Zhang Bairen walked outside, leading the carriage and slowly looking at the scenery on the ground.
"Little beast, if you have the ability, you can let go of Lao Tzu and have a fair fight with Lao Tzu."
"Little bastard, are you really a man? You can only count on others."
"Asshole, you let me go... You let me go, you have the ability to fight alone with me."
The Khitan general’s heart was suffocated. It was not a normal suffocation, but a very suffocation. He had a force of strength but he didn’t know what was going on. He was caught by someone else. The rope was very weird. Can't break free.
"I was not a man" Zhang Bairen was really annoyed by the Khitan, and said silently.
is not a man?
The Khitan leader and Wei Yunqi were all taken aback, looking at the white and tender Zhang Bairen, if they were called girls, it was not impossible.
"Unexpectedly, your Excellency is actually a woman, disrespectful and disrespectful" Wei Yun arched his hands in an apologetic gesture.
"Who said I am a woman" Zhang Bairen's forehead was full of black lines.
"Not a man or a woman, then what are you?" Wei Yun was taken aback.
"I'm a child, I'm just a child, I'm a boy, of course not a man" Zhang Bairen curled his lips, and in a quarrel, everyone came to the place agreed with Song Laosheng.
Looking at the sun, Zhang Bairen said, "It seems we are going to spend the night here today."
"Little sir, if we don't look for things, why do we stay here overnight to delay time?" Wei Yunqi said anxiously.
"Waiting for someone" Zhang Bairen smiled. The rope twisted and passed through the big tree. The Khitan general was hung from the tree, and then the ropes interlaced back and forth, turning into a big bed. Zhang Bairen climbed up and fell asleep.
looked at the sun, there was still a while before the setting, Wei Yunqi had to clean up the firewood and prepare the things for the night.
"Asshole, you let me go! Let me go" the general kept yelling.
Early the next morning, Zhang Bairen climbed out of the big bed and looked at the Khitan general who was hanging from a tree. The boy was scolded all night yesterday and was disturbed by the noise.
Looking at Zhang Bairen at this time, the Khitan general is still very energetic. Although he hasn't eaten for a day, he still has the strength to curse.
"Mr., why didn't you gag this person's mouth last night?" Wei Yun lifted his dark circles under his eyes and crawled out of the straw.
"It consumes his energy and energy, and today there is time to concoct him." Zhang Bairen began to concoct medicinal materials. Wei Yunqi didn't know where he got the dry food and handed it to Zhang Bairen. Zhang Bairen shook his head and continued concocting medicinal materials.
It wasn't until midday when a carriage came. Song Laosheng stopped the carriage far away, and after looking at it for a while, he found nothing unusual before leaning in and saying, "What's the matter?"
"This is Wei Yunqi Master Wei, this... the Khitan prisoner, his tone is so hard, I am trying to get him to speak" Zhang Bairen fiddled with the medicinal materials.
"Meet Master Wei" Song Laosheng gave a salute.
"He, Yujuluo disciple Song Laosheng!" Zhang Bairen said.
"I have seen your Excellency" Wei Yunqi heard the words and returned the courtesy.
Song Laosheng looked at the Khitan general and turned his head: "Have a hard mouth? Tell him to try torture, and he will know what is terrible. The little gentleman hangs him like this, so he won't ask him to speak."
"Let’s eat first!" Zhang Bairen looked at the Khitan general on the tree and said with a slight smile: "Have you heard of a magical potion called Guaiguai water?"
"Good water? What is that?" Song Laosheng was taken aback, Wei Yun picked up the steamed bun and looked at Zhang Bairen curiously with a pair of eyes.
Zhang Bairen smiled innocently: "Good water, no matter who you are, as long as you drink this water, you will be confused, and he will do whatever you tell him to do."
"Could Mr. Xiao mean puppet art?" Song Laosheng said.
Zhang Bairen shook his head: "No! Good water is good water, puppet art and good water are not the same thing."
Zhang Bairen drank water and ate the steamed buns. The Khitan general on the tree said ‘bah’:
You’re going to fool me. I learned martial arts since I was a child. I’ve heard of puppetry, but I’ve never heard of it.
"You'll know in a while." After Zhang Bairen finished eating the big steamed buns, he stood up and picked up the bowl and began to tinker. After a while, turning his back to the crowd, he heard the sound of water crashing when he took off his pants, and then Zhang Bairen smiled: "Fortunately, I am a boy, otherwise the boy in the wilderness is really hard to find."
"Don't worry, my good water is only the most simplified version. At most, the time to confuse you with a stick of incense will not turn you into a puppet" Zhang Bairen smiled and walked over with the bowl.
"You want to drink urine for me? Shi can be killed but not insulted, I fought with you." The Qidan general scolded and struggled.
Zhang Bairen twisted his neck at Song Laosheng and shook his head: "Go, grab his neck."
Song Laosheng's mouth twitched, watching the sleepy fairy rope fall, and then he held the general's head and made him immobile.
"Pry open his mouth" Zhang Bairen said to Wei Yunqi.
Looking at the struggling general, and then at the boy's urine mixed with medicinal materials in Zhang Bairen's hands, thinking of the loss of his seal, Wei Yunqi decisively swallowed the words'Skills can be killed and cannot be humiliated' back into his stomach: "A dead fellow does not die in poverty. I hope the general will not blame me."
Wei Yunqi's aggressiveness is indeed no less than anyone's. With the iron rod in his hand, the mouth of the Khitan general is cocked, and he has been pried open soon.
Zhang Bairen pinched his nose and poured a large bowl of obedient water ‘gulu’ and ‘gulu’.
"What I'm saying is true. This is really good water, not deliberately humiliating you. If you blame it, blame seniors, blame the person who developed this potion." Zhang Bairen rolled his eyes and looked at the general with shame and anger. His eyes turned and left.
Wei Yun pulled back the iron rod, only to hear a ‘pop’, and he sprayed Wei Yun’s face obediently.
"Fuck!" As a scholar, Wei Yunqi couldn't help but explode at this time. He picked up the stick and greeted the Qidan general.
"Don't fight, wait until a moment and a half later, it will be the death of this old boy" Zhang Bairen persuaded him.
Wei Yun started to touch his face indiscriminately, took off his clothes quickly, and began to rinse with water.
Looking at Wei Yunqi's tragic situation, Song Laosheng had a lingering fear.
"Boy, I will never die with you." The general was so angry that he could not wait to bite Zhang Bairen to death with a thousand swords.
Zhang Bairen didn't speak, and just sat there quietly.
After the tea time, the general's words gradually fell, and finally became completely silent. Zhang Bairen smiled, "It's done."
"Little sir, did you mean to insult him?" Song Laosheng asked strangely.
"How can I do that kind of excessive thing? If it weren't forced to do anything, I wouldn't make such a move." Zhang Bairen shook his head and came to the Khitan general: "Old boy, UU reading www.uukanshu.com what is your name? first name?"
"Yelüqi"
"This name is strange" Zhang Bairen touched his chin: "Where did you hide Wei Yunqi's seal and official seal?"
"Someone is already on the road with a token."
"How did you find out about these news..."
Seeing where Zhang Bairen was asking, Song Laosheng and Wei Yunqi both trembled, and Wei Yunqi said, "It's terrifying, there are such evil drugs in the world, and it should be destroyed."
"My lord, what are you talking about? If this kind of potion is used to interrogate a confession, where is it necessary to forcibly torture?" Song Laosheng shook his head.
"In short, this kind of harmful art must not be spread, as it is true that the world is huge." Wei Yun stared.
asked for a while, only to see that Yelu Qi was in a trance, unexpectedly there was a sign of recovery.
Zhang Bairen was stunned: "The martial arts is really mysterious. According to my prediction, it will take a stick of incense. I didn't expect to recover so quickly."
"It was the king who told me to wait...No, you bastard, what did you do to me!" Yeluqi, who was originally narrating, woke up instantly, and looked at Zhang Bairen with trepidation.
"I'll go drink some more water, and pour him a bowl of soup later" Seeing this person wake up, Zhang Bairen didn't bother to waste his tongue.
"I'm going to kill you, I'm going to kill you, you are a leftist person, you can't die! You actually poured me ecstasy soup" Yeluqi was so angry that his eyes were splitting.
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