Vol 2 Chapter 1864: Don't take a bath for 100,000 years!

"Zhang Bairen!!! You are too much!!!" Prime Minister tortoise roared, and the words were full of anger. Anyone who was about to be vomited out, but swallowed back with a chuckle, this kind of hope between life and death Wandering between despair and despair, I will not feel too comfortable.
"If you obediently cooperate with me, why should I embarrass you like this?" Zhang Bairen scanned the tengu, and then said to the tengu's head: "You hand over the contract, and I will let you go, otherwise you will wait to become a tengu Belly Chinese food."
"Zhang Bairen, don't want to force others. I'm just the prime minister of the East China Sea. The Dragon King of the East China Sea is the master of the Dragon Palace. Is it my turn to take charge of this kind of thing?" Prime Minister Turtle hit the sky in the belly of Tengu: "You servant You are wronging me!"
Zhang Bairen didn’t know whether he was wronged, but he knew that this old tortoise could survive from the ancient times to the present, and has always played an important role in the East China Sea Dragon Palace. Whoever has been in business for countless years, the prime minister of turtles does not know which dynasty veteran was in the Dragon Palace. The status is absolutely extraordinary.
"Oh, my shell is broken, old tortoise, I'm going to die...you save me..." Prime Minister tortoise kept wailing, and his stern voice made people panic.
"Really?" Hearing Prime Minister tortoise's wailing, Zhang Bairen was shocked, and shook the tengu quickly: "Spit him out, don't tell him to really die!"
"Nonsense, can this matter be fake? You didn't hear the crackling sound of the shell before!" Prime Minister Turtle's voice was miserable, not like a fake: "This dog is going to dissolve the old turtle my soul, you Tell him to let me go out, it's hard to save my life if it's worse!"
Zhang Bairen was shocked. This old tortoise had an unpredictable origin, but he should not be called really dead, or the matter would be troublesome.
"You let him out soon!" Zhang Bairen shook the tengu's neck.
"Ahem"
Tengu kept coughing, as if to cough out all of his internal organs. The next moment a wave of air swept across the void, he listened to the sound of'swoosh', the Prime Minister Turtle was already rolling out of the Tengu’s mouth. He laughed arrogantly: "Hahaha! Even if your kid is so slippery as a ghost, don't you want to drink the Prime Minister's bath water? With your little tricks, you want to calculate the Prime Minister's me, it's too tender!"
Prime Minister Turtle stood still in the air, squinting at Zhang Bairen, his eyes were full of triumphant scent, indescribably triumphant.
"Huh?" Looking at Prime Minister Tortoise who was thin and renewed in front of him, Zhang Bairen seemed to have a stunned look in his eyes. The shells of Prime Minister Tortoise before were thick and gray, but now it looks as clear as new, as if Just after birth, the clear lines and mysterious principles continue to flow on the tortoise shell, exuding infinite Taoism.
"Cough cough cough"
Tengu was still coughing, as if to cough out his internal organs, and then the next moment he heard the sound of breaking through the air, and a lot of rocks spurted out of his mouth.
Zhang Bairen looked intently, but his expression was stunned. Where is the stone, it is clearly the shell of the old turtle.
"Weird, never heard of turtles with two shells? What kind of species are you?" Zhang Bairen looked at Prime Minister Tortoise curiously.
"I bah! You are the breed! Your whole family is the breed! This shell is just because of the old tortoise I have practiced since ancient times. I fell into a deep sleep and never took a bath. It was difficult to clean for many years. I was crushed by this puppy!" Prime Minister Turtle cursed Zhang Bairen, and then said with a calm face: "Comfortable! It is really comfortable!"
Zhang Bairen was moved when he heard the words. What the Tengu had crushed before was nothing but the dirt formed by Prime Minister Turtle for countless years, so how powerful is his real shell?
"No wonder it's so disgusting, it made me sick to death!" Tiangu heard that his eyes were full of nausea, and he ran aside and began to vomit.
Although Tengu devours heaven and earth, it doesn't eat everything! People are also picky eaters.
"Boy, the mountains are high and the rivers are long, you have calculated my ancestors, but I have written them down, and we will do it in the future! Goodbye!" Prime Minister tortoise gave Zhang Bairen a triumphant look, and then he was about to go. go with.
"Prime Minister, wait a minute, I have something to ask!" Zhang Bairen called to Prime Minister Turtle.
"What's the matter with you kid?" Prime Minister Turtle is now taking the initiative, and he starts to get cheap and sell well, looking at Zhang Bairen proudly.
"Is the contract really not on you?" Zhang Bairen said.
"Of course it's not with me. I have nothing to do with that thing. I can neither eat nor drink!" Prime Minister Turtle shook his head, and his words were full of jokes: "Just give up, the ghost and contract is suppressed. East China Sea Dragon Palace, but you can’t get it."
After speaking, Prime Minister Turtle raised his chin triumphantly: "I said kid, what else do you have? For the sake of our friendship in the past, I will try my best to satisfy your curiosity."
"You said I used to engrave on your abdomen back then, why?" Zhang Bairen stared at Prime Minister Turtle's shell, and he had already seen the familiar font under the shell.
Avoid death
These two characters are engraved in the center of Prime Minister Kame.
"Huh!"
Hearing what Zhang Bairen said, and feeling Zhang Bairen's gaze, Prime Minister Turtle lowered his head and saw the big characters on his shell. He suddenly felt like a cat stepped on its tail. His face was flushed and he covered his chest with a thick neck, and then waved his big sleeves. Put on a piece of clothing: "Too much deception! It is so deceitful, how can I go out to see people with these two words, ancestors? You quickly erase this writing for me!"
Prime Minister Turtle's eyes are full of grief and anger. In order to conceal these two words, how long has it been since I took a bath? The dirt finally covered the font, even Prime Minister Turtle himself had forgotten this, but he never thought that such a thing would happen.
It is impossible to erase, this sword aura is like gprs, where the old tortoise hides and what bad things are doing in the future, he knows clearly.
"What happened in ancient times? It prompted me to be so jealous of the old turtle, but I didn't hurt the killer to kill him?" Zhang Bairen was puzzled, and his eyes were full of confusion.
shame!
This is simply a shame! It's a shame to be engraved on the body of the grand ancient power.
"Fine, old tortoise, I'll just leave. I can't hide it if I can't beat it? Tian Gaoshui will see you in the future! This account must be settled with your tortoise son! Old tortoise, I have to let you know how great! "Prime Minister Turtle is in a bad mood at this time, evoking a sad past, so he wants to leave.
"Hehe" Zhang Bairen smiled lightly, his eyes full of mockery:
"Could the prime minister forget where this is?"
Prime Minister tortoise paused, and felt the sharpness coming from his neck. The familiar and biting murderous intent penetrated the shell of the tortoise, seeming to freeze its soul, and the face suddenly froze, his eyes fixed on Zhang Bairen, and then he was cautious. Turning his head, he saw the sword demon holding the Zhuxian sword expressionlessly, resting it on Prime Minister Turtle's neck.
"Ahem, do you have anything else? If you have something, just tell me directly, why use a knife and a gun, this is accidentally killing you!" A smile on Prime Minister Turtle's face, please. Smiled at Zhang Bairen.
"Oh?" Zhang Bairen smiled faintly: "Is someone scolding my turtle son before?"
"Who scolds you? That dare to scold you? You are the most famous captain, who would dare to scold you?" Old tortoise stuck in his waist, with a look filled with righteous indignation: "The one who scolds you without opening his eyes, I will replace him. You cleaned him up."
Zhang Bairen looked at Prime Minister Tortoise with fixed eyes until he was embarrassed when he saw Prime Minister Tortoise, and then he sighed with a drooping sigh: "Oh, let's talk! Old tortoise, I will admit it. What do you want me to do?"
Seeing Laogui's acknowledgment, Zhang Bairen felt amused: "Did you admit it?"
"Man-made swords and I am fish, try Zhu Xianjian on your neck!" Laogui said in an angry voice: "If you have anything to do, just tell me directly, and you don't have to go around."
This old tortoise is a bit interesting, but Zhang Bairen has never discovered that there is such a fun tortoise in this world.
The long mouth was dripping, and the tengu stared at the prime minister, his eyes straightened: "Dabu! It is a great tonic! This old tortoise is silent and hidden, seems to be dormant, if I swallow this Old tortoise, I can't say that I can't go up a lot."
"You dead dog, stay away from me!" Seeing the drooling Tengu, with his big mouth constantly approaching him, Prime Minister Turtle looked disgusted.
"Huh"
Zhang Bairen squeezed the tengu and took it back, and then took the Zhuxian Sword back with a stroke of his palm: "You go!"
"Let go of me! Let go of me! This old tortoise dared to call Lord Gou and I swallow his bath water, Lord Gou, I want to kill him! I want to kill him!" Tengu was struggling constantly, but couldn't get rid of Zhang Bairen's palm.
"Huh?" This time it was Laogui's turn to be surprised: "You want to let me go?"
"Otherwise, stay here to stew and drink?" Zhang Bairen put his hands on his back~EbookFREE.me~ slowly turning around and heading towards the Middle-earth China.
"Don't you ask about the secrets? Don't ask what the writing on my chest comes from?" Prime Minister Turtle followed up with his short legs, his eyes full of curiosity.
"What if you ask? What if you don't ask? You can't tell the truth if you ask! It's better not to ask, so as not to waste your tongue!" Zhang Bairen said in a hurry.
"No, how can you not ask? How can you not ask? Just ask, how do you know that I can't tell the truth if you don't ask?" Prime Minister Turtle glared at Zhang Bairen.
"Huh? What do you mean by this?" Zhang Bairen turned his head and looked up and down the old turtle, then shook his head: "If you don't ask, you don't ask, where are so many and why."
"No, how can you not ask! How can you not ask!" Prime Minister Turtle was anxious: "You ask me and I will tell you the truth."
"If you don't ask, you just don't ask, you don't want to talk about it, my Patriarch makes sense; if you don't leave, be careful of the dog, I will swallow you!" I don't know when, Tengu naturally took over the role of dog legs.