Chapter 21: : Mr. Yun is really **** and man!
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First Secret Agent in History
- Silent Pastry
- 1632 characters
- 2021-01-29 07:06:19
The rogue boss said: "General fortune-telling, what procedures are they? Yes, word-testing! Is it just to write a word, and then calculate and analyze it right?"
Jinyun Zhonghe said, "Yes!"
Most of today's fortune-telling is such a routine, more advanced.
The hooligan boss said: "Aren't you supposed to be a god? You claim to have opened the eyes of the sky? I won't write the word then, and I'm thinking in my heart. If you want to tell me fortune, first calculate what I think in my heart word!"
As soon as this word came out, several rogues around were suddenly shocked.
Brother Biao clearly understands that he is trying to interrupt the legs and hands of these scammers. Others are not maggots in your stomach. How do you know what is in your mind? Unless you are a fairy, how else do you know what you think?
The rogue boss said: "Can't think of it? Aren't you a god-man? Let me count."
字 What word was he thinking?
In order to avoid being guessed, he thinks of a very remote word, Qi!
Because there is also a routine for word-testing, rivers and lakes warriors are those words back and forth. Rogue leaders know these routines very well, so they have avoided the common words of fortune telling.
And what is the origin of this Qi word?
This is the name he gave for the child to be born. He didn't tell anyone, so unless it is a fairy, it is impossible to figure it out.
Not only that, because the pregnant woman is his secret lover, his little brothers don't know about it.
He came to trouble with Yunzhonghe specifically, did he really charge for protection?
No, someone didn't see Yun Zhonghe's existence and gave him some money to interrupt Yun Zhonghe's hands and feet.
"Can't figure it out! Do it, interrupt his hands and feet." The hooligan boss waved his hand sharply.
The iron rods in the hands of a few hooligans will be smashed, and the force will be extremely fierce. If they are hit, it will definitely be a comminuted fracture.
"Qi!" He Zhongyun shouted.
The rogue boss stayed for a while, then immediately shouted: "Stop!"
A few hooligan quickly stopped.
Hooligan boss said: "You make it clear, what is the word in my mind?"
Jin Yunzhong said indifferently: "The word in your heart is Qi. This is the name of a child you haven't born. It should have been eight months. The belly is sharp and it should be a boy."
As soon as this word came out, the hooligan leader was completely stunned and couldn't believe looking at Yunzhonghe.
The mind reading of the mental patient on the 16th is so great!
Although the rogue leader didn't say a word, he silently uttered the word in his mouth, and said a silent utterance in the mouth: Baby boy, my father will see you in another month.
On the 16th, he was mentally ill, read the words of the other party's meditation, and judged that the rogue chief woman should have been pregnant for eight months, and it was likely to be a son.
How could this hooligan boss know all this, it was totally shocked.
This ... how is this possible? He really didn't tell anyone, not even his woman.
Does this person really open his eyes? It's so amazing!
"Boss, is he fooling? We immediately interrupted his hands and feet and threw it to feed the dog." A rogue yelled beside.
At this moment, the hooligan leader completely woke up, slapped a slap in the face, and sternly said, "Stop me, hurry up and help my husband, no, no, no, I will come in person."
Then, the gangster stepped forward and lifted up Yunzhong Crane, saying, "Sir, please sit down, please sit down."
He Yunzhong sat on the mat and looked at the rogue leader with a smile.
At this moment, the rogue leader Fang was a little awake, looked at the crane in the clouds carefully, still felt absurd.
莫 Isn't the old man in front of his eyes really unable to open his eyes? It ’s amazing to know everything I want, right?
Jin Yunzhong crane faintly said: "The word has already come out, just this Qi word, what do you want to count?"
The hooligan leader really didn't think about what to count, because he completely regarded Yun Zhonghe as a brain-impaired beggar, totally collecting money to interrupt his hands and feet.
But now the old man is not a brain-battered beggar, so this opportunity can be considered as a gossip.
So, he has to think about what he wants, whether it is marriage, future, or life.
Marriage? He's all this age. He has a wife at home, looks good outside, and asks for a fart.
Life? This thing is too scary, I still have to ask, I don't want to know how it came, and I don't want to know why it didn't drop.
That's the future.
If the average person comes to ask, I will definitely ask sir, what is my future, or how lucky this year is.
But the hooligan boss is very practical, so he asked: "Sir, I will ask, can this iron rice bowl succeed?"
He Yunzhong craned his fingers like a magic stick and suddenly looked up, then said nothing, rolled up the mat and picked up the sign before leaving.
The gangster leader said in shock: "Sir, what does this ... mean? Why do you want to run suddenly?"
The hooligan beside him yelled: "Boss, he must not be counted out, afraid that we would interrupt his legs and hands, so we have to run."
He Zhongyun said, "Hey, you have just spent more than one hundred and two dollars and walked the way of the city guard officer. You want to seek the job of breaking the captain of the Wind City inspection team. This has been done. Clean up our fortune-telling booths. I won't run at this time, but when will I stay? "
What is an inspection team, that is, a city / manager in a different world, who specializes in catching hawkers and hawkers, and fortune-telling stalls are also within their cleaning scope.
The hooligan boss is completely shocked, this ... this is also amazing.
He spent a hundred or two dollars to bribe Li Baihu, seeking the captains of these streets, so it would be more justified to collect protection fees.
But he also did it quietly alone. No one knew it. How could this fortune teller know?
I'm so ... unbelievable.
And just then, something even more incredible happened.
A person ran over from a distance, panting heavily, and then hoarsely said to the hooligan leader: "Boss, overjoyed, overjoyed, the city guards' yamen have issued official documents. From now on, you are these three streets. The inspection team leader. "
At this moment, not only the gangster leader was stunned, but also the surrounding maggots seemed to be struck by lightning, as if he couldn't believe his ears, staring at the crane in the clouds.
This ... this is too god.
I was surprised when I saw a few people in a daze. This is obviously a joyous event for Tianda, why isn't the boss happy? Couldn't the official clothes be put on display.
For a long while, the hooligan leader bowed down towards the crane in the cloud, "Sir is really a and a man, please worship me Zhang Dahu."
In this way, the hooligan leader bowed towards Yunzhonghe ninety degrees for a few seconds.
After that, he saw his younger brothers still standing there in a dull mood, and suddenly became furious, "What are you still standing for? I won't give my husband a worship? You are lucky, you can see all these cheap embryos." Mr. Xianyan. "
Suddenly, these dozens of local gangsters knelt down and gave Yunzhong Crane a head.
"Meet the Old Fairy, Meet the Old Fairy ..."
The gangster leader Zhang Dahu said, "Sir, how did you figure it out? This is too great. How do you know that I have bribed a hundred or two money, how do you know that this thing has happened to me?"
How does Jin Yunzhong Crane know that Zhang Dahu's pursuit of the inspection team captain has become complete?
It's very simple ~ EbookFREE.me ~ When his little brother ran from a distance, he instinctively opened his mouth and shouted, "Boss, it's done, you have become the inspection team leader."
I just found that the rogue brother was too far away, so he didn't shout out, congratulations to the boss when he got closer.
And Zhang Dahu and others are facing away from this younger brother, of course they can't see it.
When Yun Zhonghe faced the rogue brother, of course, he could see clearly. He on the 16th mental patient could easily read the rogue brother's lip.
So, of course he knew it in advance.
As for bribery of one hundred and twenty money? Because this position is worth more than a hundred dollars.
But how can he say these words? It goes against his demeanor, the next word interpretation is the most important thing.
So, Yunzhong He Fuxu said lightly, "This Qi word you wrote can be broken down into mountains and branches, right?"
Although Zhang Dahu didn't know much about literacy, he still knew it, so he nodded and said, "Yes."
Crane said in Jinyun: "What a mountain is, it is a mountain. If you have a mountain, this is a matter of course."
Zhang Dahu said, "How do you know that I bribed a hundred or two money?"
He Zhongyun said: "And the branch can be interpreted as payment, that is, bribery. Shihe also forms a branch, what does ten mean? It is another ten, multiplying ten, isn't it one hundred? So you bribed One hundred and two! "
I heard Yun Zhonghe's interpretation, the new inspection team leader Zhang Dahu was completely shocked.
Oh my God!
This ... this gentleman is too amazing.
I am so awesome!
Uh ...............
Note: I also revised the code word overnight, asking my brothers to recommend tickets, asking for support, thank you! I'm going to bed.