Chapter 23: Pink spoon in the bath

Spoon didn't believe he was capable of resisting the masters of the Demon Realm, thinking that he was going to be caught to make soup, and then he felt thrilled.
The demon looked at the spoon that was breeding mushrooms in the corner and discussed the countermeasures. Xu Jiucai said, "Boss, scholar, isn't he great?"
The gloomy spoon turned back quietly, "He has something to go back, and says he will come back soon."
Xin Niang couldn't help asking, "You didn't ask where he lives,"
"Woohoo, no."
Qiu Ju gave her a white look. "Fool, wait to be eaten."
"Woohoo."
She drew her ears: "Why do you ask the demon Lord for help? This demon world has already reached the doorstep of the house, and there is no movement as a boss."
Brother Bai Shu raised his hand: "No, I heard that the life of the demon master is approaching. Several princes are fighting for the throne. At this time, maybe they will also be used to make up soup. There are many things for demon to eat demon, not to mention Dirty royal family. "
"Oh ..." Spoon continued squatting into the corner, and life was dark. She looked up at the blue sky slightly, scholar, if you don't come back to see me for the last time, I will be eaten.
Sleeping at night, the spoon creeped out again, looking at the sleeping companion in the yard, with both palms raised, his left foot still, and his right foot drawn a circle on the ground, he read a spell, and the wind came out of the crowd face. The breeze is blowing slowly, blowing people into dreams. Suddenly the demon had turned into seven small balls, and fell to the ground.
She dug a deep hole with a shovel, put the ball in it, filled it with soil, and shot it firmly. Spread grass seeds on it again, and get up tomorrow morning, here is a piece of grass. After doing this, sweat was seeping from his forehead.
Before and after cleaning, feed the rhubarb and tell it to mix with Uncle Mi next door. The spirit of the demon became more and more intense, approaching the champion town. She took a deep breath, entered the room, and wrote a farewell letter to the scholar. Then he jumped up to the roof and saw the crooked features that swayed in the night. He felt guilty.
She sat beside it, looking at the clouds that were getting closer. Even though it is useful, the snake essence has already reported this place, and even if it is hidden, it will be spotted.
The dark clouds fell on the ground, listening to the ear, already able to hear the roar of thousands of troops. The spoon stood up, and the white powder gauze skirt looked like the peony when it was in full bloom.
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When the scholar returned to the town of No. 1 Yuan, he felt only sunny, and the weather in the early autumn was good. He leaned into the alley, his hands in his sleeves, and the neighborhood saw him back and greeted them. Originally thinking of scaring the spoon at the door, I arrived at the inn but saw the door closed. He blinked and took a step back. It was indeed Tongfu Inn.
Uncle Mi met him next door and laughed, "The shopkeeper is back."
The student smiled: "Can you ask ... how long has this been closed?"
"The day before yesterday. The door was open the other day, and it was quite lively."
"Thank you." The student turned to the backyard and immediately found out that he didn't see the towering Xinyi tree. Normally, Niang Niang is transformed into a person. To avoid being noticed, she will also put a fake body there. He hurried into the yard and looked at the flower bed, but only a pile of weeds grew.
The inn vaguely lingers in the matrix, like a tadpole, but not like it. He called a few spoons, and her breath faintly came from under the grass. Raising his finger and raising it lightly, he saw that the soil was turned up and floated up a few balls. Swipe lightly, the spirit ball shattered, Xin Niang turned everyone into the ground, dizzy and speechless.
The student crouched and asked, "Where is the spoon?"
Qiuju scolded immediately: "That stupid spoon! We are trapped by ourselves and run to death!"
Fat gourd snorted: "The boss must have been filmed as scum. Why is it so stupid, isn't it good for everyone to meet the enemy together? We are not afraid of death."
Du Juan sighed, "The boss is afraid of us dying."
The student frowned: "What's going on?"
Xin Niang wiped her tears: "After you left, a snake spirit came, and she said that she would dedicate a spoon to the sick master. Later we caught her, but she said that everyone in the devil world knew it. Later, the spoon trapped us here, presumably to face it by ourselves. "
The scholar glanced at the yard, but found no trace of snake spirits, got up and said, "Keep the inn well, I'll pick up the spoon."
Having said that, I have jumped to the sky, and saw the crimson ... crooked, uneasy. Has been gone for two days, if you eat directly, I am afraid that the spoon has already entered the devil's belly. If he did eat it, he would cut his stomach and retrieve the spirit of the spoon, and take it back to raise it for thousands of years. It's just that he doesn't hope so, it's better not to let him have the chance to kill the demon king.
The entrance to the Demon Realm is also hidden somewhere in the world. The scholar entered the grove, hurriedly walked towards a tree, hit the trunk, fluttered, and entered the Devil Realm.
Demons are born from the heart. As long as they have the magic heart, they can reproduce. Therefore, I have seen it in the other five realms, but everyone with a demon heart can see here a demon with the same appearance as the deity, but there is only one difference. Demon is more evil, unless it is a rebirth after Nirvana. Kindness. Therefore, it is extremely dangerous here, and generally foreigners are reluctant to get involved.
The scholar put up a smoke umbrella, stepped over Guhe, and walked on a large blue iris. Lifted the umbrella and looked around, and flew to the place with the most suffocation.
There are very few pedestrians in the Mozu Street, and occasionally you can see several small shops. The scholar found the source of that qi, and it turned out to be the royal palace. After just glancing at it, he hid himself and walked inside.
I don't know what the palace is celebrating. From the gate of the palace, I saw a group of devil dancing, until I saw the big pot placed five meters high on the main hall. The firewood was booming and the boiling water was boiling. He frowned, but fortunately did not smell the scent of peony flowers, but looking at them, it is estimated that they are almost ...
He tilted his head, sniffed, and it really smelled like a peony flower. I followed the path and walked around the circuitous corridor. I couldn't help but sigh. It was really a group of monsters without aesthetic sense, which made this look like a maze. There were more places to turn, and sweat was seeping from his forehead. He couldn't be sure that the pot on the hall was for the spoon. What if she cooked it elsewhere?
Searching for people all the way, you can vaguely notice but you can't find the exact location. This mixed atmosphere of the devil is too heavy. It was hard to feel that the fragrance of flowers hit people, determined a room, ignored the maidservants at the door, and walked through the door. Who would have thought that this was an indoor bath, the quietness of Bichi, full of petals. Of course, this is not the point ...
The point is that the spoon bathes in it, and hums the cheerful song. Vaguely exposed half breasts, water waves floating up and down with petals.
Scholar: "..." The blood tank was immediately empty ...
This must be God's regret that he did not go to the hot spring with the spoon to compensate! !! !!
The spoon was soaking comfortably, his nose was slightly paused, he calmed down, looked at the front, and tentatively asked, "Stupid student?"
This call saw a person appearing in front of him, his thin back turned to himself, squatting and holding an umbrella and muttering, "The sky and the earth are yellow, the universe is flooded ... the cold and summer are coming, the autumn harvest is hiding in winter. Yu Yucheng is old, Lu Lu Adjust the sun ... "
What a mess, Spoon frowned, swam over, and pulled his wet slim hand to pull his horns: "Stupid student."
"Wait, wait a minute ... wait for me to recite the text slowly ... you, you go to get dressed first. Cold winter, summer heat, autumn harvest, winter hiding ... No, I've carried it, come back ... "
"..." Spoon was very skeptical whether the scholar was an expert! The two obviously have different styles of painting. No, she had to come out of the water to find clothes.
Hearing the roar of water, the blackened villain jumped out again and shouted: Take a look, take a look! The clean spoon is behind you, are you still a man!
"Oh no ... the sun and the moon are in full bloom, Chen Su is listed ..."
Before I finished my back, I saw that the spoon was squatting in front of me, and there were a few water drops hanging on the pink face, completely ... I couldn't hold it ...
"Treasurer ... nosebleed!"
"..."
When spoon saw him in pain, he poked his arm: "Are you here to save me?"
Then the scholar remembered the true color and nodded, "Yes."
Spoon hehe laughed: "But it's totally unnecessary. You see, I eat and drink well. They give me a lot of meat every day. I take good care of it. I'm shy. I want to say goodbye, but they just don't let me. Go, stay strongly. "
"Stupid." The scholar smiled bitterly. "They are going to fatten you up and eat it. I just came in from the main hall, there was a banquet, and I also put a big pot."
The spoon jerked, shaking, grabbing his arm, extremely serious: "Treasurer, let's go back!"
I encountered that soft body again ... The scholar thinks that he and Tiandi have seen Yan Gui and Yan Tianxian when they are the same age. They still ca n’t stand still, but they ca n’t look directly at the spoon.
"Don't be dazed."
When the scholar saw that she was about to rush out the door, he quickly grabbed her: "Someone at the front door, we jumped out the window."
"Okay!" Spoon dropped the word, and jumped to the open window. He just stepped on his feet and left his toes off the ground. Someone dragged his feet backwards and threw his face to the ground.
The scholar did not expect her to be so helpless, lifted her up, her delicate nose hit red! His cheeks are also blue! He raised his hand to help her rub it for a moment, and then put his finger on her forehead, and then he understood: "The devil has sealed your demon power."
Spoon bitterly said, "What then?"
"It will disappear in about a day or two. Come and hold up the smoke umbrella."
When I heard this, Spoon was not afraid at all, because the stupid scholar was beside him! Looking up again, I saw that the scholar was like an expert. Seeing that the expression of Master is slightly cold, she really wanted to say whether the style of your paintings can be unified, and if you do n’t finely divide, I have to be fine.
As soon as the scholar's detective picked up her, they saw that the door had been opened and a handful of maids rushed in.
Spoon raised his hands to support the umbrella, and saw the crowd coming in, which made him extremely dangerous. Only moments later, the wind rose from the air, and the scholar had hugged her out of the window, screaming behind her.
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The world is yellow, the universe is flooded. The sun and the moon are full, and Chen Su is listed. Cold and hot summer, autumn harvest winter Tibetan.闰 Yu Chengcheng, Lu Lu Tiaoyang. From "Thousand Characters"
[Translation] The sky is blue and black, the ground is yellow, and the universe is formed in a state of chaos and obscurity. The sun is up and down, the moon is round and lacking, and the stars are full of boundless space. The cycle of winter and summer changes, coming and going, and coming and going; harvesting crops in autumn and storing grain in winter. Accumulate years of surplus and form a month, put it in the next year; the ancients used the six laws and six lutes to regulate yin and yang.
During the period of Emperor Liang Wu of the Southern Dynasties (502-549), Zhou Xingxuan, a scatter servant of Yuanwai Sanqi, was ordered by the emperor to choose 1,000 words from Wang Xizhi's calligraphy and compiled into a text, which was the first "Thousand Characters Essay" in Chinese history. However, the word "jie" was repeated in the compilation (jie and yi are synonymous variants), so it is actually 999 words.