Chapter 2121: These two are probably not mentally retarded

Of course, Summer knows that these two little Taoists have problems, and even sees that they are not human at all.
However, he did not have the idea of ​​offering the Dawei Tianlong on the spot, but wanted to see what tricks the two of them could play.
If it's more interesting, then don't kill them after the incident, just beat it up; if it is really boring, then you are ready to get rid of the demon.
Of course, in the strict sense, these two little priests are not monsters, just like the little girl in the "Ling Ling" floral dress, they belong to a kind of spirit beast, and then they were transformed into human figures.
After crossing that door, I didn't see anything special in the summer. It was really Zhang Mingtuo, Ning Ruirui and Shi Chun who were inside.
"Where have you been, how come you come now?" Zhang Mingtuo glanced at the summer with a little dissatisfaction, "The hidden fairy meeting has started, don't grind, sit down first."
In front of it is the Chongyang Palace Hall, and the voices of Ren Zhangjiao and those freelance representatives can be heard here very clearly. It can be heard that they quarreled quite fiercely. If it is not the Chongyang Palace, it is estimated that they would have been fighting.
After listening to it for a while in summer, I couldn't help feeling bored.
"Brother-in-law, you sit here." Shi Chun moved a bench for the summer, took some snacks for him, and peeled a few oranges into his mouth: "Let's take a look at the good show ahead."
"Nothing good-looking." Summer yawned lazily, and did not refuse, but only sat on half of the buttocks, and then leaned back, resting his head on Ning Ruirui's thigh.
Ning Ruirui was used to it, and subconsciously massaged her forehead for summer.
"It's really sitting." Zhang Mingtuo patted his forehead. "I knew I should have taken care of you before, lest you always look like a child."
Summer pouted: "Isn't this what you should say?"
"Why shouldn't I say it?" Zhang Mingtuo said angrily: "As your master, don't you have the power to say you two sentences? Little Bunny, I don't know gratitude at all." It’s not like that, and the master wouldn’t even talk to me like that.
Summer shook his head dissatisfiedly.
In the final analysis, it’s because your training is too poor, and the characters you created don’t even achieve 50% similarity.
To. "
Zhang Mingtuo's face changed slightly: "What are you talking about, why can't I understand?"
"Hey." Summer sighed and said with some disappointment: "I thought you guys could make something interesting, but it turned out to be so wasteful."
The light in Zhang Mingtuo's eyes flickered.
"And you, don't press it."
In the summer, he straightened his head slightly and faced Ning Ruirui's face: "If the little long-legged sister is so obedient, then I have already started double cultivation with her."
"What do you mean?" Ning Ruirui stared closely at Xia Xia's face. "I helped you press your forehead and press it wrong. Then you roll away, and don't rest on my lap."
"It's still a failure." Summer's head didn't move, and her mouth didn't stop: "It's not such a reaction for the little long-legged girl to be anxious. Your homework is really incomplete."
"Brother-in-law, you will be nagging as soon as you come in. Wouldn't it be that you're in the evil, or you're taking the wrong medicine?" Shi Chun reached out and touched Xia's forehead. "No, you're the world's first magician, you should Don’t make such a low-level mistake."
"You just took the wrong medicine." Summer glanced at Shi Chun, and said a little speechlessly: "Pure girl, you are real here, should you reflect on it, when you have been in the way of others? Find."
"Which way? What way?" Shi Chun said puzzled, "I was sleeping, it was Sister Rui Rui who came to wake me up, and after taking me to breakfast, I came here. Where is it? problem?"
Summer said lazily: "There are problems everywhere, don't you find that the sound in the front hall has been repeated all the time?"
"Repeat?" Shi Chun couldn't help but stunned. After listening quietly for a while, he suddenly jumped: "It's really repeating, just like the cassette tape. What's going on?"
Summer said with a grin: "It's very simple, because the progress of the Immortal Assembly is not so fast, they want to reproduce the scene there, but the derivation ability is not enough, so they have to perfunctory."
"Well, what do you mean, Uncle Zhang and Ruirui are pretended by others?" Shi Chun looked at Zhang Mingtuo and Ning Ruirui in disbelief, and they suddenly found that the two of them seemed to have been spotted ,not moving at all.
Summer said casually: "It's not just pretending, it's just two phantoms. Now that I've seen it through, I can't play it anymore."
"No. Who is so lacking in morals, and dare to play this girl!" Shi Chun was so angry that he was about to explode his lungs, and he wanted to hit someone. "And, brother-in-law, why don't you say it earlier because you know it's fake, It hurts me like an idiot."
"You are stupid." Summer smiled with a smile.
"Who said it!" Shi Chun glared at the summer. "I'm very smart. All the homework is full marks. From childhood to age, every teacher praised me as a genius."
Summer said sarcastically: "That's why they haven't seen a real genius."
"Forget it, don't quarrel with you." Shi Chun felt that he was noisy, so he gave up fighting with summer here, "Since it's fake, why do you stay here. Sister Rui Rui hasn't seen me for so long , I must be worried."
Summer lazily said: "Relax, there must be you on her side."
"Fuck! That's even worse." Shi Chun thought of someone pretending to be himself, and might have taken advantage of Ning Ruirui. He couldn't help it anymore, and he took a fist and punched him all around.
"Tom!"
This punch hit the air, soft, no effect at all.
Summer reminded: "Here is the enchantment, you are useless to play so blindly."
"Sister-in-law, you are not in a hurry." Shi Chun stared angrily at summer, "What if someone impersonates you and Sister Ruirui is cheap?"
"That's impossible!" Summer yawned lazily. "Little long-legged girl is not as stupid as you, and certainly won't be fooled."
Shi Chun pouted: "What if the person who pretended to be me was Sister Ruirui?"
In this way, summer stood up suddenly, with Ning Ruirui's temper, although she refused to do everything in summer, but she was often wiped out secretly by the little girl Shi Chun, and the guard was not as heavy as before.
"Go, Chunya, follow me to find those idiots to settle accounts." Summer thought of this, his temper surged up, took out a silver needle, and clicked somewhere in the void.
I saw that the whole world was twisted upside down, and the fake Zhang Mingtuo and Ning Ruirui also twisted into a mist.
In less than a second, this enchantment was broken by summer.
At this time, the two Taoist priests formed by the formation of the enchanted beasts were still bragging there, and one of them said: "We are first-class enchanted beasts. Even if we trap the summer and the woman in it, it is not a word. "
Summer looked at them and got angry, said coldly: "Is it?"
The two little priests were immediately scared and pale, shaking like sieve chaff, and slowly turned to look at the summer: "How come you, how come you?"
"Do you think this kind of can trap me?" Summer said disdainfully.
The black-eyed little Taoist said with some consternation: "That's a first-class enchantment. Even if the Golden Immortal perfection practitioner wants to come out, it will take at least ten years of effort."
"Yeah." The little priest with garlic head nose also said, "We were trapped to death by two Jindan cultivators."
Summer pouted, said contemptuously: "That only shows that you are trapped in waste!"
The black eyed little Taoist rushed into the summer and said: "Yes, yes, Xia Jushi really is a mortal! It must have broken through Jindan, and formed Yuanying!"
The garlic priest priest laughed: "That's really gratifying! I wish Xia Ju Shi become an early god. Oh no, it's a tribulation, and even soars in daylight!"
"Fly you a big idiot!" Summer gave these two little priests a slap, "I really think this kind of fart works for me?"
"Xia Ju Shi, I'm wrong, please let me go." The little priest with dark circles covered his face, and the porch knelt down for summer, crying: "I have a 800-year-old mother on it, but there is no Reincarnated children..."
The priest with garlic head nose kowtowed directly: "Xia Ju Shi, he lied to you. We are all creatures of heaven and earth. We have no parents at all, and he has never been a child of a relative."
"Damn, you pierced me!" The black eyed priest stopped crying and stood up and kicked his companion. "Believe it or not, I beat you."
Unwilling to show weakness, the ministries with garlic head and nose pounced: "When I'm afraid you won't succeed."
As a result, the two of them wrestled together, completely unmanned.
"Brother-in-law, are these two not mentally retarded?" Shi Chun looked a little funny, and after thinking about it again, he had a toothache. Was he cheated by them?
In the summer, I was too lazy to listen to their nonsense.
"Ah, no, it's easy to change into a human form. I haven't played enough yet." The black eyed priest showed a frightened expression and couldn't help struggling.
The little garlic-nosed priest saw that the machine was not good, and "chuckled" into the jungle on the side like a mouse.
"Are you able to run?" Shi Chun's figure flashed and brought the garlic-nosed little Taoist back.
"The two are good, we are not easy, on this broken planet without aura, it is easy to turn into a human form." The garlic head nose priest knocked his head like pounding garlic, "We know that we are wrong, and we are spared this time. Right."
Shi Chun listened to them for begging for mercy, and was really soft-hearted, so he looked at the summer.
In the summer, he has never been able to take care of such bells and whistles, and gave them another shot. I saw that the two little priests became smaller at a speed that was visible to the naked eye, and finally gradually condensed into two blue-blue animal-shaped jade brand.
"Hey, it looks pretty cute." Shi Chun picked up the two beast-shaped jade cards, "Brother-in-law, or give it to me." "Then hold it." Summer said casually: "As if Ornaments, or amulets will do."