: Family small theater!

At eight thirty in the morning, an author climbed up.
Set the computer, release the keyboard, and turn on the code state.
In less than ten minutes, a university classmate who was a non-commissioned officer in a certain unit in Shanghai made a video call and chatted about the changes in ten years ... half an hour later!
An adult queen wakes up!
A queen: "What are you doing?"
Author Jun: "Chat with classmates!"
"Oh!"
End the call, the author Jun: "Wife, today I want to make up for codewords, go nowhere, you cook, don't disturb me."
A queen said, "What do you say?" (Voice raised octave!)
"I said I want to make up for codewords." An author Jun weakly said.
An old queen: "You have to say it again."
"Is there anything wrong with that?" Someone's face was dumbfounded.
"What day did you forget the previous few days?" A queen said sternly.
"What day?" An author scratched his head.
"Wedding Day, I think you were busy two days ago, did not say, thought you would remember it on the weekend, but in the end you didn't take it seriously !!!" Queen Queen stared.
"(⊙_⊙)?"
"If you don't make up for me today, you will go with your readers all your life!" A queen said coldly.
An author ’s mind emerged from the days of entanglement with a group of readers, scalp tingling, taking a deep breath, finishing 5500 words at the speed of the tentacles, smashing the keyboard, turning off the computer, and changing into handsome clothes , Spitting in the palm of his hand, spitting his hair up, and throwing away his readers without any discipline: "Wife, I think we can go out!"
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