Vol 3 Chapter 9: 2 Allergic to water? Lin Yan's response

Dark itself is very rigid and only exists as the hero of the game "Hacker".
It does not have much creativity in itself. When compiling this so-called "internal member information", it almost completely referred to online novels, media news and forum rumors.
However, its logical ability is countless times stronger than that of ordinary people. Even if the data comes from countries around the world, after summarizing and processing, it echoes from end to end. It is tightly connected, making people unable to find any logical flaws.
Smart narrators do not need to deliberately fabricate lies, only need to tailor the truth appropriately.
"Fentian Game Development Team Member Information (Partial
"Lin Yan: No. 1, proficient in art, music, programming and many other skills, the current spiritual leader of the entire Burning game development team, and other members can chat very well. Brief resume..."
Lin Yan scanned the description of herself in this document at a glance, feeling very strange inside.
Even if he consciously felt that his skin was as thick as a copper wall and an iron wall, he couldn't help but blush at this moment.
In the description of this document, Lin Yan is almost described as a perfect saint, possessing countless qualities that make people attractive.
He is handsome, he cares for his subordinates, he supports his companions, and his character is noble!
He worked hard to help his team members solve their personal problems. He had no sleep and food. His temperament was noble and his personal charm broke through Tianyuan...
His biggest shortcoming is arrogance and unruly, but even this shortcoming is so breathtaking and forgetful at first sight...
"Enough! Enough!"
Lin Yan quickly turned the mouse wheel blankly and skipped this paragraph.
More than one million characters are all descriptions of him. This flattery and beautiful words made him extremely depressed.
Being touted by a program that is not good at flattering, even if Lin Yan feels that his face is as thick as a city wall, he can't bear the embarrassment of this fascination.
"[Wushuang], NO. 4, responsible for plot structure and puzzle design..."
"[God], NO. 5, the main person in charge of game vocal music, good at improvising music..."
"[Crazy], NO.19, painter, ghost, proficient in drawing, ink painting, oil painting, realism, abstraction, 13 types of world chess. Once [God] played chess with him, he closed his eyes and played blind chess, and let [God] 】One carriage and one horse, and then within twenty minutes kill [God] so that only one will be spinning around in place-this is the biggest humiliation in chess, commonly known as'the lone general pushes the mill'..."
"[Heaven], NO.2, dark performer, serving the light but working in the dark. The dragon sees the head but not the end, the gender is unknown, the age is unknown, and the information is not yet available!"
"[Empty], NO. 8, recorder, orphan, lack of emotion, doctor of field archaeology, clinical medicine and oriental ancient literature..."
The so-called "Heaven" and "Empty" were naturally the wishes of Lin Yan before. Without his approval, An would definitely not speak nonsense in this regard.
The Dark Enforcer Tian is the little vest left by Lin Yan. The latter is known as "empty", which naturally represents nothingness and non-existence. His image is purely a means to increase the authenticity of this internal document.
Even so, An also added a hundred thousand characters to the recorder [Kong], drawing an image of a persistent, tenacious, and indifferent historian.
This document is disorderly arranged and fragmented, and it is quite fun to collect a little bit of information when playing games. This document is like a piece of paper, and it is interesting for players to read it in depth.
However, Lin Yan directly pressed CTRL+F, and directly searched for the part that interests him most.
"[Dark], NO.7, cyber security consultant, inherent water allergy..."
"What the hell? Water allergy?"
"Water is also allergic to TM?"
Lin Yan is a little confused, allergic to flowers, and allergic to seafood, but allergic to water is really unheard of, unseen!
Continue to look down, he gradually understood.
The so-called water allergy is not a [dark] random concoction, but a real thing.
In the 1960s, the first case of "water allergic" was found in the world. Her skin could not be in direct contact with water, nor could she drink water. Once contacted, she would develop rashes and intense pain. And burning sensation!
If you want to keep clean, you can only "dry clean" with a towel.
If you have mild symptoms and want to add water, you can also drink cola and milk. And those patients with the most severe symptoms can only regulate body water through plasma pumps.
People with this disease cannot survive for a few years if the conditions are not good enough.
No swimming, bathing, drinking water. Even allergic to tears, saliva, sweat and blood...
Fortunately, this disease is very rare, and only more than 30 cases have been recorded globally.
And in the background story that he set for himself, he suffered from this terrifying disease.
"...In the beginning, the dark bath can only last for 1 minute at most. Because of the hygienic addiction, dark will be distressed by the bathing problem every day, and she is often stung to tears by the water."
"Later, the situation was a little better. Under Yan's strong will, the Burning team developed a vacuum cleaner, which does not require water and can keep Diane clean every day..."
"...Fortunately, although Anan is allergic to mineral water, tap water, milk, orange juice, etc., she can drink pure distilled water and cola..."
Obviously knowing that this is a fake and special effects have been added, but after reading this document, Lin Yan couldn't help but sigh:
"What the said is true! I almost believed it!"
When the game "Hacker" was first developed, the initial setting of [Dark] was five points similar to his own, regardless of appearance and personality.
Now it seems that Dark's ability to fudge does not seem inferior to him.
The essence of this "Fentian Game Development Team Member Information (Part document is a kind of propaganda.
And the quality of soft writing is like the sand in your fingers. The more you care, the tighter you hold it, the more you can't grasp it.
The dark, dry, and cold brushstrokes make the recorder of this document seem like a historical recorder who is extremely rigid and calm. He definitely does not judge a thing at will because of subjective emotions, but records it silently.
As a result, this document is extremely authentic and credible in the eyes of many netizens and players!
Lin Yan returned to his senses and saw that all the forums on the game sections of Burning Sky's official website were completely slaughtered by loyal players!
"Guiqiu Amyo contact information! 》
The same title was issued by different users, and the content was sincere, making the administrator hesitate to delete it.
Lin Yan thought for a moment, then made a decision in his mind.
joke!
An is not a person at all, just a character in the "Hacker" game.
For a piece of program, Lin Yan can provide a fart contact address!
He immediately issued an official response announcement:
"I have the contact information of Bai Fume, who has paid a lot of money for a child, and the secret recipe for turning water into oil."
"There are design drawings of the perpetual motion machine, and the martial arts secrets of "Sunflower Treasure" and "Nine Sun Magic Technique"."
"There are genetic medicines that make people reborn, and soybean oil that is full of aura."
"There are the Nile anointing that promotes the secondary growth of Haw, there are the heavenly indulgences of the doomsday judgment, and there are scientific papers that prove that electric charges do not exist..."
"But you want to contact you secretly."
"My answer is always only one:"
"No, no appointment!"
After the announcement, the webpage was silent for less than ten seconds, and then suddenly boiled.
The top-level server that was originally extremely smooth has even become stuck...
The website traffic has increased fivefold in less than ten minutes!
Looking at the data feedback in the background, Lin Yan's pupils contracted slightly.
The rain is coming and the wind is all over the building. ,, ..
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