Vol 13 Chapter 10: Bird Bude (below)

Lei Xingfeng said with a smile: "I want to kill you, with a little effort, I will kill you. As for the trouble of using poison? A stupid bird!"
The black bird was suddenly angry, and it said: "You are stupid, I am the smartest black bird! Invincible smart! Quack! Quack ..."
Lei Xingfeng squeezed the black bird's mouth, poured the potion, and said, "If you are smart and fall into my hands, you should be obedient!"
The black bird choked his eyes straight, for a while, he shook his little head and said, "Gah, it's really bad ..."
Jin Daya curiously said: "Hey, are you male or female?" He said to reach out and lift the black bird's tail.
The Blackbird yelled, "Gah ... ahhhh, hooligans ... don't move ... ahhhh! I'm not alive! I hate it ..."
Before Jin Daya's fingers touched the black bird, this series of shouts came out, and everyone looked at them in amazement, Lei Xingfeng said: "Are you mother?"
Blackbird said: "What a male and female, it is really unpleasant!"
Lei Xingfeng said: "Speak, why are you talking? With whom did you learn?" He was really curious.
Blackbird said: "I don't know!"
Lei Xingfeng was suddenly in a hurry, and he said, "Don't you know, or don't you want to say?"
Blackbird said: "I really don't know, I don't know!"
Lei Xingfeng sucked his mouth and said, "Uncle Jin, I haven't eaten barbecue in a long time. I don't know how to roast black bird meat. How does it taste?"
The black bird exclaimed: "Wow? Qua! You can't ... my meat is not tasty at all, sour ... bitter ... qua, stink!"
Jin Daya couldn't help shaking his head. The black bird was really smart. He said: "Since you don't want to be eaten, tell the truth."
The Blackbird cried, "Fuck, I'm telling the truth ... Ga! Why don't you believe it!"
Lei Xingfeng thought for a moment and said, "How old are you?"
Blackbird wondered: "What do you mean?"
Lei Xingfeng said: "I mean, how long have you lived? Is the age very old?"
The black bird's small head kept lighting up and said, "It's very big, the bird is big!"
Lei Xingfeng smiled bitterly. This was really misleading. He said, "Well, are you familiar with this place?"
Blackbird is very proud to say: "That is of course, this place is my territory, of course I am familiar with."
Lei Xingfeng glanced at both eyes and said, "Anything good?"
The black bird suddenly found that his wings weren't hurt anymore, and he said, "Gah, the wings are growing? Ahhh ... don't shake me!"
Lei Xingfeng said: "Don't interrupt, just say, what's good here?"
Blackbird said: "Gah? Gah! What is a good thing?"
Suddenly everyone was speechless. Lei Xingfeng thought about it too. You asked a bird what is good. This is indeed a strange thing. He can be sure that the black bird disdains the good things he thinks. The good things that Blackbird thinks are not necessarily good.
Lei Xingfeng said: "Forget it, asking you is equivalent to asking nothing." He has been boring, and since he hasn't known anything after asking three times, his interest in blackbirds has greatly diminished.
The black bird has extremely beautiful crimson eyes. His eyes are flickering, his small head dangling, and he doesn't know what to think.
Lei Xingfeng let go of his hand and said, "Okay, you can go. Remember, there will be a lot of people coming here, don't talk nonsense, and you will be killed if you are too late to regret."
The black bird bounced a few times on the ground, trying to fly, but its wings had just healed, unable to exert its strength, and fluttered for a few times without flying, saying: "Damn, I ca n’t fly for the time being, because of that silly bird Internal injury! "
Lei Xingfeng said with a smile: "Or, have something to eat before leaving?"
The black bird said, "Eat? What bird can you eat? Ga!" The tone was disdainful.
Lei Xingfeng took out a piece of beef jerky, which was made by Jin Dafa. He tore off a piece and said, "Just beef jerky, a specialty of my hometown, try?"
The black bird smelled the flavour of the meat, his eyes rolled, and said, "Gah, try it, try it." It pecked at the strip of meat, swallowed it with its head, and said, "More, more, delicious, good." eat……"
Lei Xingfeng smiled and tore a few strips of beef jerky, and soon the jerky in his hand was eaten clean.
The wound on the wing was cured by the potion, and there was beef jerky in the stomach. The black bird was content and flew into the air. He said: "Lao is gone ... you are a good bird!" Black shadow flashed, this guy Disappeared without a trace.
Lei Xingfeng scolded angrily: "This is full of food and curse!"
Jin Daya laughed: "Why are you letting it go?"
Lei Xingfeng said: "It's very troublesome to carry it, and this black bird has a stinky mouth. Nonsense is too dangerous. I'm not interested in carrying it."
Mad Eagle said: "It's a pity, a talking black bird."
Lei Xingfeng said: "For the sake of the black bird is also the attribute of the thunder, I don't want to hurt it."
Tiger lover said: "I don't know if there is only such a talking black bird, or there are a group of such birds. If there is a group of birds ... hehe, that's hilarious."
Lei Xingfeng said: "Hey, forget to ask."
Jin Daya said: "This black bird is not very honest. Its words are a little unreal."
Lei Xingfeng said: "Forget it, it's just a bird, what else can we do, let's go."
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A few days later, the four of them have been advancing into a sea area. Lei Xingfeng has tasted the water and knew that this is the sea, not a large lake, and the water is salty.
Seeing the endless sea, the clear blue water and the huge beaches, Lei Xingfeng said: "Good place!"
Jin Daya pointed to the sea not far away, two little black spots were entangled, Lei Xingfeng stared at him, and could not help but be surprised: "Why are these two birds again!"
The golden eagle and the black bird were entangled and fighting in the air. There was an eagle chirp, a cry, and a faint voice came. The curse could not be heard clearly. The only thing that could be clearly heard was the word "damn". , So these two words are particularly clear.
In a moment, the two birds flew over the crowd, and the black bird's curse came very clearly.
"Laozi kills you ... damn, you stupid bird!"
An eagle chirped in response.
"Silly bird! Fuck, let you stretch your claws ..."
Lei Xingfeng smiled bitterly: "This guy's mouth is stinky enough. I don't know if the golden eagle can understand it. If it can understand it, it is estimated that it will be mad at it."
Jin Daya said: "This black bird is weaker than Golden Eagle. I am surprised. Why does it keep entanglement?"
Just listen to the black bird shouting above: "Lao Tzu doesn't want to get entangled with the silly bird, it's this silly bird who doesn't want to be indifferent, shit, I'm sick of Lao Tzu!"
Lei Xingfeng tilted his head and smiled: "Have you heard it, it still has the strength to explain."
Tiger Hobby pouted his lips and said, "This bird ... is just a basket of words."
Lei Xingfeng laughed and said: "Yes, it's just a conversation basket, it's uncomfortable not to talk, haha!"
Blackbird yelled, "Hey, help ... What are you doing stupidly!"
Lei Xingfeng smiled and said: "Close my farts! Why should I help you?"
The blackbird screamed and slipped under the golden eagle's claws, shouting: "Ga ... Ga ... What do you mean? Laozi thought ... I thought we were friends! Why don't friends help?"
Lei Xingfeng was stunned by the strange black bird, and was he a friend? Friends with a bird? Are you kidding?
Jin Daya said: "You and Afeng are friends, why don't I know?"
The blackbird cried: "You know a fart, he caught it and touched it, how come he is not a friend, hurry up and help me. If you don't come again, I will be beaten ..."
Lei Xingfeng said: "This bird ... This bird is amazing."
Blackbird said: "How do you know my name!"
Lei Xingfeng said: "Where do I know your name?"
Blackbird said: "You said, you said Lao Tzu's name, I was called Bird Bude!"
Lei Xingfeng said: "I wiped it ..."
Jin Daya, Mad Eagle, and Tiger Addiction were all stunned, and they burst into laughter.
The blackbird cries more and more quickly, Lei Xingfeng said: "If you don't save you, you will become eagle shit."
Blackbird said: "Don't talk nonsense, save the bird Bude!"
Lei Xingfeng flew up. In fact, the golden eagle had noticed the four people of Lei Xingfeng long ago. They only tried to attack the black bird after watching them not moving. They tried to kill the black bird before the four people interfered, so it saw When Lei Xingfeng got up, he immediately turned around and quickly flew away.
The black bird fell from the sky, he shouted: "Catch Lao Tzu, exhausted ..."
Lei Xingfeng reached out and grabbed it, and then slowly landed.
Seeing the black bird's small chest keeps rising and falling, the sound of breathing is like a bellows, and the two small paws are trembling, and he heard him complain one after another: "Damn, exhausted old man, exhausted ... Shit is getting tired, shit, that silly bird, silly bird! "
Lei Xingfeng said: "Can that silly bird understand you?"
Blackbird said: "It knows a fart, if it can understand, it is not a stupid bird! Deafhearted stupid bird!"
Lei Xingfeng said: "Bird Bude, how many black birds like you?"
Blackbird said: "Laozi is a unique bird Bude, there is no second in this world!"
Lei Xingfeng didn't believe it at all, he said: "Nonsense! Did you jump out of the stone?"
The black bird was a bit at a loss, and it said, "Where do I know, I have never seen the same bird in my life! Of course it is a unique bird Bude!"
Lei Xingfeng vaguely felt that this black bird had an extraordinary origin, but it seemed to know nothing.
Jin Daya shook his head: "What a strange bird."
Lei Xingfeng said: "Well, you are a unique bird Bude, that golden eagle is gone, you can fly."
Bird Bude shook his small head, and crimson eyes stared at Lei Xingfeng.
Lei Xingfeng said: "Look? What bad water do you want?"