Vol 13 Chapter 11: Masochism (on)
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God of Thunder
- Xiao Qian
- 1753 characters
- 2021-03-01 10:03:24
Bird Bude said: "Bah! Who spoiled the bad water, who spoiled the bad water? Quack ... Quack! By the way, I followed you ... Quack, just stay a few days, and then go ... The provincial silly bird is constantly struggling , Annoying me! "
Lei Xingfeng said: "I'm not interested in taking you!"
Bird Bude said anxiously: "Why? Why ... Quack, you ... I am a good bird!"
Lei Xingfeng said: "I can't afford to lose this person. Bringing a bird full of swearing and narcissism will be laughed at!"
Bird Bude said: "Joke someone? Then the joke will be fine, as long as the bird doesn't make a joke ... Wow, ya, quack, where is there swearing, where is narcissism ... nonsense!"
Lei Xingfeng raised his hand and threw the bird Bude out, saying: "Don't mess with me, or pluck the hair and roast and eat!"
After a roll in the air, the black bird flew into the air, paused a little, then fell down, and stopped directly on the shoulder of Lei Xingfeng, saying, "Don't be so rude, be graceful, be graceful!"
The three Jin Daya listened dumbfoundedly at the conversation of one person and one bird. They had never seen such a wretched bird.
Lei Xingfeng suddenly had an electric arc all over his body, hitting the black bird instantly. He wanted to make the black bird suffer a bit. But he suddenly forgot that the black bird is also a property of thunder. Blackbird, the most wonderful thing is that the lightning that the blackbird will hit is directly inhaled into the body, and his mouth is crying, "Oh ... cool! Come again!"
Jin Daya couldn't help laughing: "A Feng, you two have the same attributes, he is not afraid of thunder and lightning."
Lei Xingfeng was a little unbelieving. He slapped the black bird off his shoulder with a slap and said, "Try this!" A thick current flew out.
Crackling!
The current hit the black bird directly. The black bird trembles like a dead leaf in the wind. After shaking for two minutes on the ground, Lei Xingfeng smiled and said, "I still don't believe it!"
Bird Bude finally stopped shaking, and it shouted: "Shocking the old man ... quack? Quack! Oops, terrible, come again! Come again!"
Lei Xingfeng said: "I'll just wipe it, do you owe it? Also? Well?"
Crackling!
Another heavy current struck the black bird. In an instant, the bird Bude trembled wildly, and the arc flashed on his body, but his mental head became more and more full, and his body was still a big circle. For a while, it stopped. Shivering, its voice changed: "God, God ... sent, sent ... quack! Quack ..."
Mad Eagle whispered: "Is it laughing?"
Tiger addiction: "Well, it seems to be laughing ..."
Jin Daya puzzled: "It said ... What happened? What happened?"
Just listen to Bird Bude shouting: "Come again, come again! Ga! Hurry, hurry!"
Lei Xingfeng understood, this guy followed his own attack, quickly absorbed the lightning, and actually grew a little. Of course, he was not so stupid. He said: "I am not interested!"
Bird Bude cried: "Wow ... quack, you can't be like this, you can't hang a bird in mid-air and can't get up, this, this ... please, please hit me, fight! is you……"
Everyone was completely speechless. Where did this bird come out, not only for support, but also for abuse?
In fact, Lei Xingfeng wanted to abduct this black bird, but now he gradually understands that this bird is weird and belongs to the Lord who ca n’t walk and hold back, you have to show interest in him, this bird Absolutely will fly away, so now he is going to reverse.
"What am I going to hit you? No!"
Bird Bude once again landed on Lei Xingfeng's shoulder, his throat changed, and said, "Please ..."
Lei Xingfeng's cold hairs are all erected, because this sound is definitely not the sharp cry just now, but a woman's coquettish voice, and I don't know how it imitated, like the voice of a little girl.
"I rely on ... Can you not speak like that, it's disgusting, you are a bird, not a person!"
Bird Bude coquettishly said: "You promised others ... well ..."
Lei Xingfeng lifted his hand and flew it out, saying: "His grandmother, speak in this voice again, I will pick you up!"
Bird Bird said: "It's rude! Bird Bird decided, and I will follow you in the future ..." The voice then changed: "You can be nice to others ..."
Lei Xingfeng suddenly had a steel rod in his hand and said, "If you talk like this, I will knock you with a rod!"
Bird Boulder threw it on Lei Xingfeng's shoulder again, as if there was something attractive here. It said: "Okay, okay, you can't joke at all, bullying a bird, is there a sense of accomplishment?"
Lei Xingfeng was dumbfounded. The mouth of this product was terrible.
Put away the steel rod, Lei Xingfeng said: "Okay, follow me ... conditional, or die far away!"
Bird Budden was fooled and said, "What conditions?"
Lei Xingfeng said: "To obey my command, um, even my men!"
Bird Bird blinked his eyes and said, "There is no problem in listening to the command. You have to be paid, yes! It is paid!"
There was nothing about this request, Lei Xingfeng nodded and said, "Well, no problem, what do you want to pay?"
Bird Bude said: "Two times a day ... no, three times, hit me!"
Lei Xingfeng almost did not fall down. This request was too strange, but he immediately responded. The bird wanted to practice in this way. He nodded and said: "Well, okay, three times, no opinion, if you perform well, It will be rewarded once or twice. "Since it owes the beating, it will be fine to play.
Bird Bude was very satisfied and said, "Deal!" He flew to Lei Xingfeng and said, "No regrets!"
Lei Xingfeng grinned and said, "No problem!" He said he took out a piece of beef jerky, and tossed it away.
Bird Bude is still a bird after all. Although he is extremely clever, some instincts are still there. His body flashes, and he receives dried meat in mid-air, saying, "Do n’t throw it, feed me well, it ’s true ... quack! "
Lei Xingfeng still grinned the beef jerky with a smile, and tossed a piece of it out and threw it away. The busy bird Bude couldn't stop, so he heard it shout, "Hey, hey ... you, you walk the bird! You're tired Dead bird! "Even so, it is not willing to waste a piece of meat.
After eating the meat, Bird Bud flew back to Lei Xingfeng's shoulder, and he heard it complain: "Do not bring such a bird!"
Jin Daya laughed: "Afeng, haha, with this bird in the future, you are not lonely!"
Both the Crazy Eagle and the Tiger Addiction smiled and shook their heads. Lei Xingfeng accepted the bird, and some of it became troublesome in the future. The bird's mouth was too good to say.
Bird Bude said: "Hey! Hey! What does it mean to have this bird is not lonely, my name is Bird Bude! You want to call me Bude!"
Jin Daya said: "It's no problem to call you Bude, but you can't call us ... Hey, this is too impolite."
Bird Bude disdainfully said: "What's that called? Old man? Old immortal? Old stick? Ga ... Quack!" It was already overwhelming.
Jin Daya was so choked that he couldn't speak. After a while, he said: "No wonder A Feng wants to pluck your hair, you really owe it."
Bird Bude sorted out the feathers on his wings, and said slowly: "Otherwise ... I will let A Feng beat three times a day, and I owe it, and I owe it. How? Quack, quack!" He Shunkou is also called A Feng.
Lei Xingfeng saw that Bird Bude said less and less ridiculously, and said, "Okay, Bude, be polite. Like me, I will call Uncle Jin, this is Uncle Eagle, and this is Uncle Tiger."
Bird Bude is pretty good, he didn't go on nonsense, he said: "Uncle Jin, Uncle Eagle, Uncle Tiger ... Ga, why is it called Eagle? I hate Eagle!"
Crazy Eagle couldn't help but smile bitterly, he said: "My eagle is different from the one that chased you."
Bird Bude is very unreasonable: "I just hate eagles, hate, hate! Hate! Ga!"
Lei Xingfeng said: "Uncle Eagle, whatever he does, this product must be stimulated."
Bird Bude's paw hooked on Lei Xingfeng's collar, and his body leaned against Lei Xingfeng's neck, looking like a lazy bird. This time he did not refute Lei Xingfeng's words, he was indeed miserable by the golden eagle.
Crazy Eagle certainly wouldn't care about a bird, he smiled slightly and didn't speak.
Jin Daya said: "The sea is ahead, I don't know what is opposite the sea, do you want to take a look?"
Lei Xingfeng shook his head and said: "No, I will explore here this time. Is the topographic map recorded?"
Tiger addiction: "The record is complete, go back and join up with the other team, you should be able to spell out the rough terrain."
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Four people from Lei Xingfeng, with a black bird, returned to the camp. At this time, Wuyang and Gucci had already returned. Their role was to ensure the safety of the people who came in to explore. Now after exploration, there is nothing particularly powerful here. The enemy, so they do n’t have to stay here.
Gucci ’s other disciples also entered the camp with a large number of manpower. It has become a large construction site. Each of the disciples ’disciples has a camp. There is also the main camp where Feng Chenzong sits.
Lei Xingfeng came to the location of Feng Chenzong and reported to him the topographic maps collected and some common mineral deposits found.
Feng Chenzong took a group of people to organize the topographic map here. It takes a long time to develop here, and the power of the entire secret door is basically invested.
The room was filled with brothers and sisters, so this group of people was already familiar with Lei Xingfeng. He walked in and immediately attracted everyone's attention, because he had a long black bird crooked on his shoulder, especially There was no image at all, so he tilted his body and leaned on Lei Xingfeng's neck. His two paws hooked the clothes on his shoulders. His eyes were closed, and he looked like a dead bird.
As a master brother, Yu Kou also brought in a lot of people this time. He was very opinionated about not entering here for the first time.
"Oh, this is not A Feng, how come back against a dead bird?"
Yu Kou chuckled.