Chapter 1264: Failed to install X
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Godly Fisherman
- Lao Yang Ban Xian
- 1899 characters
- 2021-03-04 02:35:23
"Boss!" Xiaoqiu stood on the'Vladimir' and waved to Xiao Peng.
Xiao Peng beckoned him and motioned him to dock the boat to the shore.
He still did not resist the temptation of Qian Congcong. Anyway, it takes time to make those small boats. He sailed directly from Mokpo to Incheon, and then from Incheon to Seoul. It was a lot of fun, saying that there are indeed many entertainment programs in this country of plastic surgery. , Whether it is a nightclub or something, it is indeed much better than Huaxia.
He received the call from the shipyard, telling him that the ship was ready, but it was impossible to transport it back by the'Alarei', so he called Qianliyan again and asked Xiaoqiu to drive.' The Vladimir' came and transported the ship back. When Xiao Peng hurried back from Incheon to Mokpo City, the'Vladimir' had not arrived here yet, and they had to go through the visa and ship registration procedures. After he waited here for a day, Xiaoqiu and the others were in the evening. Just arrived here.
"Boss, why are you and Wang Hu the only two? Didn't you say that Qian Congcong is with you? I heard that there are still a lot of beauties. We came to see the beauties." Xiaoqiu stopped the boat and got off the boat, watching Xiao Peng and Wang Hu were the only ones, so they asked curiously.
Xiao Peng was happy after hearing this: "Don't mention it, that silly fork, isn't Mengzi becoming a father? He insisted on preparing a gift for Mengzi, so he asked one of his assistants to go to the Stars and Stripes to get a gift. As soon as his assistant arrived in the Stars and Stripes, he was detained by the customs there. He had no choice but to go to the Stars and Stripes to find people."
"It was deducted? Why?" Xiaoqiu asked puzzledly.
"Let Wang Hu tell you, I feel embarrassed!" Xiao Peng motioned everyone to get off the boat. After all, there is still work to come on the island, and this time it is not for fishing. So not many people came this time, a total of eight people came.
Wang Hu smiled and said: "That silly cha is a fan of the second element of the Japanese Kingdom. I like watching an animation called "Fairy Tail". You may not know that it is the kind of beauty with big breasts."
Xiaoqiu whitened Wang Hu and said, "I'm not that old-fashioned, okay? I know this cartoon, what magic and dragon is from the Japanese country, is there any problem with this?"
Wang Hu laughed and said: "That silly phone screen saver was a picture of a few girls in swimsuits. As a result, they were detained for'love-child tendencies' when they passed the customs of the Star-Tiao country. There are also a bunch of photos like this, now it’s ready, and it’s locked up directly. So Qian Congcong ran to find people."
Xiaoqiu and the others laughed loudly after hearing this. This was really stupid behavior.
In the Stars and Stripes, the protection of children is at its extreme (there is no tolerance for child crimes). In the Stars and Stripes, the comics of girls like the Japanese are child pornography. Just like so many female characters and skins in LOL, when have you seen the bear girl'Anne' have a swimsuit skin? That is within the scope of eroticism.
All people who go to the Star-Tangled country must be aware of what is in their mobile phone when they pass through customs. It is possible that a child’s expression will be a reason for repatriation. In short, stay away from matters related to children, even if it is two. Dimensional world.
(Cough cough, I suddenly remembered a funny thing. As we all know, it is legal to become human-sexual-sexual in the Stars and Stripes, but such a thing once happened when a man took a plane and then used his laptop. I found a lot of love action movies. These movies are supposed to be fine, but some of them have problems. Customs officers suspected that they were filmed by minors, so they were arrested directly. After the incident was known by the actress who made those movies, she appeared in court to testify in person, proving that she was an adult when she filmed this movie, but she had a baby face. Finally, cough cough, fans can get close to the idol. , Actresses in love action movies have also become popular by the way, because the exposure rate of this incident has greatly increased, and the headline last time-win-win)
It was getting late, and now it was too late to get the boat. It happened that Xiaoqiu and the others had a hard time traveling along the way. First, let them catch the wind, rest for the night, and take the boat back home tomorrow.
Xiaoqiu was a little disappointed: "Boss, you don't know who came here for this incident. The island almost broke the head. I heard that you met Qian Congcong here, and there are a group of Internet celebrities here. Many people from the upper brothers have nothing to watch the live broadcast. They also want to see what these influencers are in reality."
Wang Hu answered his question and saw that he took out his mobile phone and opened the album page by page: "Come here, let you see this. This is a photo of an Internet celebrity on the Internet. This is in reality. Photo, can you recognize a person?"
Xiaoqiu and others looked around Wang Hu's cell phone, and the more they looked, the more disappointed they became.
"No, the girl Qian Congcong led by him is not bad, right?" Xiaoqiu asked puzzledly.
It’s okay for him not to ask. After asking, Wang Hu laughed loudly: "The few people he brought this time are all new hooks. Tsk tsk, they are all kinds of strange things. I added a few of them to WeChat. Take a look! Come here, for example, look at this." Wang Hu took back his phone, opened WeChat, and opened a girl friend interface: "Look at this."
Xiaoqiu and others leaned forward. Inside was a picture of a girl’s nine-square grid, plus a lot of text. Xiaoqiu simply read it out: "'Global survey shows: 99% of women in the world want to receive cosmetics or jewelry at 520, not Teddy bears, chocolates or roses. On this day, foreign men will buy expensive and exquisite gifts for their female partners for a romantic candlelight dinner, while Chinese men send their female partners with cheap gifts.'"
He blinked after reading, "Is this guy missing a string in his head? If you want an expensive gift, just talk about it, and you're so crazy about a foreign man? You want to be in a foreign man's bed, right? 520' is the homonym of'I love you', foreigners have a fart 520? Do they speak Chinese?"
After listening to him, everyone laughed.
Wang Hu finally stopped his smile and said, "There's more! I'll find another one for you." After that, he opened another girl's circle of friends, and after a long time turned it out: "Look at this!"
Xiaoqiu and others took the phone, familiar photos of Jiugongge with text, photos of various sea views, and a back photo of a beautiful woman in a bikini practicing yoga on the beach. Xiaoqiu took his cell phone and read: "The long-lost holiday has finally arrived, and finally came to the heart of Melbourne. With the heat of 30 or 40 degrees, practicing yoga at the seaside where nobody is touching, being touched by the July sun, enjoy yourself. Australia’s heat wave... I used to shop in Tokyo in the summer, and now it feels good to come to the beach once in a while... Damn, is this lady stupid?"
Wang Hu laughed and said: "Who said no! I really wanted to ask her, did she not learn geography? In Melbourne in July, everyone wears a big padded jacket and two cotton trousers. How can she wear a bikini? Practicing yoga on the beach? Another said that traveling to Tokyo is too fun, but it’s not a jet lag when I get home. The difference between Tokyo and China is an hour away. It’s a jet lag, alas, look at one A glamorous dress, peeing in his head?"
Xiao Peng shrugged his shoulders and said: "This is not surprising. The entry barrier for the industry of internet celebrity anchors is too low, so anyone can come and be good-looking, and learn what a shit?
"Then how can Qian Congcong bring some such goods with him? Aren't you afraid of being ashamed?" Xiaoqiu asked curiously.
Xiao Peng shook his head: "For him, such a woman is the most suitable. He has a short vision and only looks at money. If he has money, everything is fine. And Qian Congcong is not bad for money. Go immediately, and you don’t have to take responsibility."
Wang Hu said: "This time the boss came back to get the boat, and several chicks had to follow along, and they were about to annoy the boss."
Xiaoqiu puzzled: "Isn't it saying, "Give the money, call it, come and go"? How did you get the boss?"
Xiao Peng looked helpless: "Who makes me rich and handsome or innocent?"
The crowd looked at each other, not knowing what to say.
"Yeah, the boss is right." You still have to shoot when it's time to flatter. . . . . .
But after the meal, the group had a small disagreement. Xiao Peng wanted to go to Khan steaming curtain to sleep for a night, but when Xiaoqiu and the others knew that there was no ‘big health care’ in Khan steaming curtain, their careful eyes began to come alive. He winked at Wang Hu.
Why doesn't Xiao Peng know their careful thinking? But he doesn't care about it, just telling them to pay attention to safety-after all, although the plastic surgery country has a developed industry, it is theoretically illegal, isn't it?
In the end, they were still a group of people following Wang Hu's to have fun. After all, Wang Hu had been here for a long time and was more familiar with it.
As for Xiao Peng himself, he was walking on the streets of Mokpo. He was going to take a stroll to the sweating house to rest. Walking in such a small town in the country of plastic surgery is also quite interesting.
The law and order in the country of plastic surgery is much better than Xiao Peng imagined, but after all, this is a sparsely populated city. It's just getting dark, but there are no pedestrians on the streets. It's very pleasant to walk on such a quiet street.
However, he did not go far. A scream cut through the quiet night. When Xiao Peng turned his head, the sound came from the side alley, and then there was a quarrel. More than one person heard the sound. Like a group of people.
Xiao Peng didn't understand what they were saying about "Asiba" and "Smecta," and it seemed that the family was arguing.
Hey, what are these plastic surgery people doing so angry? Haven't you heard of "Home and Everything"?
Just as Xiao Peng was about to leave, a Chinese voice came from the alley: "Let go of me! I'm fighting them!"
"Huh?" Xiao Peng stopped. This voice. . . . . . Why is it a bit familiar?