Chapter 1312: This **** height
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Godly Fisherman
- Lao Yang Ban Xian
- 1826 characters
- 2021-03-04 02:35:39
Although Xiao Peng does not smoke hemp, he has been in contact with Eminem, 50CENT, and others. He naturally knows the taste of hemp, and thinks about the legalization of hemp. Xiao Peng frowned, this Emily Isn't Ya addicted to drugs?
He walked into the room nervously, but the scene before him made Xiao Peng confused.
I saw Emilia kneeling on the ground. There was an Indian idol in front of her, with two Indian style incense burners beside her, and the smell of hemp came from inside.
Xiao Peng was taken aback. Is this Nima Emilia a cult?
He couldn't help it anymore: "Emilia, what are you doing?"
After hearing this, Emilia was taken aback, and looked back at Xiao Peng. Xiao Peng breathed out first. Well, Emilia was not disfigured, nor did she gain weight, and her face didn't look like a drug addiction.
He took a breath and felt much more at ease.
Although all men are unwilling to admit that they belong to the appearance association, they will say that only women are so vulgar. Uh, this is definitely speaking out of conscience.
A gentle lady and gentleman are so beautiful, who has not liked a beautiful one since ancient times? Xiao Peng is no exception. If Emilia really becomes a fat disfigured, Xiao Peng will still. . . . . .
Ah bah bah bah! I and Emilia must be true love! It's definitely not a man who sees a strange change.
If there is that day, it must be a way to repair and repair with magic power!
It's hard to think that Xiao Peng also feels a little scary here. The next day we will study and study whether there is any way to repair the appearance in the witchcraft here. Those who do not seek for the whole world are not enough for a while, and those who do not seek for the overall situation are not enough for a domain. You have to be prepared in advance.
Emilia saw Xiao Peng a little at a loss, wanted to put things away, but it was too late, so she could only say hello to Xiao Peng with a strong smile: "My dear, why are you here?"
"Nonsense! I won't come to my wife and run away!" Xiao Peng was taken aback suddenly: "Well, you speak Chinese?"
Emilia nodded: "I have been learning Chinese all the time, and I am still very good."
Xiao Peng felt warm, why did Emilia learn Chinese? It goes without saying, but he still smiled: "What are you doing? Why did you drop out of college?"
Emilia paled: "Do you know everything?"
"Of course! Paper can't contain fire! You have to give me an explanation this time! What are you doing?" Xiao Peng looked at the things on the table: "You don't believe in a cult, right? What kind of teaching is that? Tell me about it! I'll smash them!"
Emilia couldn't laugh or cry: "What cult do I believe in! Why are you thinking about it?"
Xiao Peng pointed to the idol in front of her: "Then what is this?"
Emilia blinked: "This is the ancient worship of the Sekvi Pike tribe, a in Indian culture."
Xiao Peng scratched his head: "Why are you worshiping this stuff? You are still lighting the big-ma to bow down! It's like the real thing! The moment I entered the house, I was shocked. I thought you were addicted to marijuana. After all, this is the Maple Leaf Country, isn't it? What are you doing on your knees, get up, and tell me what happened."
I don't know that Emilia looked embarrassed but couldn't get up.
Xiao Peng saw that she couldn't get up, and stretched out his hand to pull her: "I was scared to death when I came here. Ivan said that you have changed a little bit in shape. I thought you had become a pig. It didn't matter at all, uh. , Is it my illusion or something? You seem to be a lap older? But you are not fat?"
As a result, Emilia just didn't stretch out her hand.
Xiao Peng frowned: "Emilia, you also know that I am going to the Indian Ocean. All the preparations are done. After knowing that you have something wrong, I put everything down and ran back. , I know that I have been busy ignoring you these days. It’s my fault. Get up! Let’s have a good chat. Couples need to communicate more and talk about any problems. Otherwise, conflicts. It can only accumulate more and more deeply. I want to be with you, don’t affect our relationship for small things?"
I don't know that Emilia almost cried after hearing it: "My dear, it's not a small matter this time!"
Xiao Peng frowned: "Are you in love with someone else?"
Emilia glared at him: "What are you talking about?"
Xiao Peng watched Emilia still kneeling on the ground: "Is your leg disabled? It's okay, I will treat you! I'm very good at treating legs!"
Emilia gave him a white look: "Your leg just broke!"
Xiao Peng frowned: "What is that for! We are a couple, no matter what happens, we have to discuss it, right? What kind of big things can't we both go through together?"
Emilia grimaced: "This time it's really a big deal."
Xiao Peng blinked: "A big deal? Let me see, your are not much bigger. Okay, I admit that you are a little fatter, but you really can't see it. Okay, there is something we can't get through together. We have experienced life and death together, right?"
Emilia made Xiao Peng dumbfounded and gritted her teeth: "You said this!"
Xiao Peng said innocently, "Of course I said it!"
Emilia took a deep breath: "Well, you won't be able to hide this for too long. We should have a result too!" After speaking, she stood up from the ground.
"Oh fuck!" Xiao Peng subconsciously exploded when he saw Emilia standing up. This is really a ‘big event’!
Emilia has grown up! She used to be 1.75 meters tall, two centimeters shorter than Xiao Peng, but now? Lying down, she is one meter nine, right?
Most of these girls are basically stereotyped at the age of eighteen, but some of them have younger bones, and they will grow in their twenties, but this Emilia can grow too much, right? Are you using hormones?
The girl herself is obvious. Emilia and Xiao Peng turned out to be taller than Xiao Peng in their bare feet! It's all right now, Xiao Peng is standing with her. . . . . . The story of Snow White and the Dwarf?
There are many stories of such sudden growth. For example, the NBA's "Brow Eyebrows" turned out to be 1.88 meters tall. As a result, he grew 20 cm in one summer and changed from a guard to play a power forward. For example, Jeremy Lin, who just entered high school 161, I've got one meter nine in high school. There are many examples of this, but when it happened to Emilia, Xiao Peng was a bit overwhelmed.
Hearing Xiao Peng’s swearing, Emilia started crying
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I knew you would despise me! I thought of a lot of ways and didn’t know how to get shorter. They said Secvi The ancient worship of the Pike tribe can make people shorter, so I came over here to try it out! See if I can make myself shorter!"
Xiao Peng took a deep breath, I'm going, what can I do?
To say that he has no opinion on Emilia's height is nonsense, but the two broke up for height? Please! What is the reason for breaking up? Well, let's talk about it. Although I feel a little awkward, Xiao Peng doesn't want to break up!
Emilia saw Xiao Peng not speaking over there, and she cried more severely. Xiao Peng was also a bit embarrassed. At this time, she should take Emilia into her arms to comfort her, but now Emilia is tall How come you come!
Other people's girlfriend is Xiaoniaoyiren, what is this yourself? ostrich? I can't reach my neck!
As soon as Xiao Peng rolled his eyes, he raised his throat and shouted: "Mozkov! Ivan! You get me in!"
His voice was startled by the two eavesdropping at the door, and they immediately opened the door and walked in: "Mr. Xiao, you call us?"
Xiao Peng pointed to Emilia and said, "I'm relieved that you will let you take care of my Emilia! What did you do? Didn't you tell me what happened to Emilia? You knew me. Come here early!"
Emilia looked surprised after hearing this: "What do you mean? Do you have a way to make me shorter?"
Xiao Peng shook his head: "Why do you want to be shorter? I like your height! Look at the whole Qianliyan, is anyone shorter than me? Except for a generation older than me, no man is under 1.8 meters! The height has been a joke for so long! I want to surpass their height now, it’s no use. If I can’t beat them, then my children can surpass them! You are a tall man, and the child born to me must be taller than Yao Ming! From now on, you can enter the NBA and eat basketball!"
Emilia was still crying. After listening to Xiao Peng's words, she burst into tears and smiled: "What is a'man's tall and magnificent', would you describe a person? Also, who is going to give birth to you? I'm still young! Haven't wanted to have a baby yet."
Xiao Peng shrugged: "You won't give birth to me? Then you have to pass my mother's level first. Since Yang Meng became a father, my mother has been anxious every day. Every day I asked me when I married you. By the way, I suddenly thought of a serious problem. If you marry me then, old witch... No, I mean your mother won't come to live with me with you, right?"
Emilia wiped her tears and stared: "What do you mean, do you dislike my mother?"
"Who said? Don't look at me like that! I don't dislike her, I mean if she wants to go, I will build her a wine cellar! She knows how much you have grown suddenly?" Xiao Peng asked Amy Leah said.
Emilia shook her head: "It's been these three months that my height has jumped like this. I'm so scared to death, I don't want to be a sports player! I don't dare to see anyone now!"
Xiao Peng snorted coldly: "Is there anything that I dare not see people? That's because they don't have any eyesight. Don't worship these fake Buddha statues here! The da-ma is also lit, are you going to rise to the immortal? Where is the big one? -hemp?"
"I don't know, Ivan prepared it for me!" Emilia pointed to Ivan on the side.
Xiao Peng turned his head, hey, these two light bulbs come in and the meaning is enough. Are you really not going out here and let us feed your dog food?
Thinking of Xiao Peng eagerly: "Ivan, you provide Emilia with a big-line bill, should we forget it?"