Chapter 1160: Good health
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Godly Fisherman
- Lao Yang Ban Xian
- 1853 characters
- 2021-03-04 02:36:05
"What's so special about Shi Ming?" Yang Meng pointed to the TV: "Damn! Is it such an exaggeration?"
I finally saw Shi Ming on TV. He is now wearing a light-colored linen casual trousers, a vertical mulberry silk polo shirt inside, a short micro-fiber windbreaker on the upper body, and a pair of rhubarb'kick not bad' on his feet. Boots. The most funny thing is that he wears a pair of non-lens black spectacles on his face, and he is very energetic with short hair. Say he is a fisherman? No one believes it!
Qian Congcong said with excitement, "See it? This is the usual method of TV shows, contrast! Believe it or not? For a while, Shi Ming's VCR will definitely tell the truth. That's it, let's start! nervous!"
Xiao Peng took a sip of beer and angrily scolded: "Look at this boring guy! I've never been afraid of letting the fish run around when I went to Dart Fish. He's afraid of a fart now! Huh? What is this for?"
On the TV, the girls walked out one by one.
Qian Congcong explained: "Now let Shi Ming choose a girl. Those who feel good will go to the heartbeat zone, and those who feel bad will go to the observation zone. Let's see what kind of girl Shi Ming will choose!"
As a result, the three of them were disappointed together. Shi Ming directly selected all the twelve girls who came out in the heartbeat zone, and the twelve girls who came out later entered the observation zone.
As a result, after he was elected, the girls in the observation area actively raised their hands and asked questions.
The host smiled and said, "On the 24th, do you have any questions?"
A girl inside asked: "Guest male guest, I want to ask you a question. You choose the most attractive girls in this order. Isn't this too hasty?"
Xiao Peng patted both hands: "Fuck, isn't this a proposition?"
When I saw Shi Ming holding a microphone on the screen, he replied after a little thought: "When I came to this show, the program team found a stylist for me and tidyed me up. I looked in the mirror. I almost don’t know myself anymore. Then I think all the ladies are well-dressed when they come on stage. They must be different in normal times. Now that you show to the world must be the best of you. Then I think all Everyone looks good."
Yang Meng covered his face: "It's over, this Nima offended everyone when he came up! Can I be so honest on this show? To be honest, don't you even know the truth?"
The host next to him smiled and said: "It seems that our friend this time is a straight steel man! Let's watch the first film!"
The TV was directly replaced with a VCR. As a result, Shi Ming’s back was seen on the screen near a military camp. He was lying on the fence watching the soldiers training inside. Shi Ming’s voice came from the background: "My name is Shi. Ming, a veteran, served in a certain unit of the Qindao Navy. I spent eight years in the barracks and retired with the rank of sergeant. The most beautiful time in my life is to contribute to the barracks. I have countless memories here. Every time I have free time, I will be here to watch new soldiers training here. There are countless beautiful memories of my life."
When the screen turned, Shi Ming’s face appeared, wearing a security suit, standing at the gate of a community and directing traffic:
After retiring from the army, in order not to burden the country, I did not accept state placement, but chose to find a job by myself. It is a pity that too much time in the military feels that I am a little out of touch with the development of the world. I don’t have any strong skills, so I can only find a job like a security guard, but I never feel wronged, because I work with my own hands. , I believe that with my own efforts, I will adapt to this society and find a place that truly belongs to me."
Xiao Peng heard this cheerfully saying, "Isn't Shi Ming good at talking? But is it okay to tell the truth? Let people know that he was a security guard?"
Qian Congcong curled his lips and said: "These are all good words designed by someone! Besides, do you think those girls are stupid? Since they were introduced by blind date websites, they must be unique. They don't believe they will introduce them. A fisherman came over, and they were also waiting for the second half of the VCR."
Sure enough, when he appeared behind the VCR as a security guard, an old man's back appeared in front of him. After he saw it, he looked excited and saluted the old man: "By chance, my old leader contacted me. He introduced me to a new job, which is my current and favorite job."
When the screen turned around, he saw a boat where Shi Ming directed people to fish for fish together. He was wearing work clothes of Qianliyan, and he controlled the winch to pull the net with his boots on his feet.
Xiao Peng was happy when he looked at it: "Ala Lei! He is directing Old Pan! Old Pan is also on the scene! This Nima wants to solve his single problem, everyone's heart is enough!"
Yang Meng said happily, "Listen to what he said. I'm going to see if he will claim that he is the captain or something. He dares to take my captain position and I will kill him."
"As you can see, now my job is to fish, and now I am a hard-working fisherman." The screen turned again, Shi Ming was practicing fighting on the ring, and Pan Peiyu held a leg target there as a training partner. "Of course, the fishermen's work is very hard, so I have to have my own hobby to relax, and practicing fighting is my hobby!" He was shirtless with his muscles, and there was a lot of cheers on the scene. When the screen turned, Shi Ming rode a bicycle again: "I also like cycling. When I am on vacation, I ride a bicycle along the beach. I like the feeling of the wind behind my ears when I get up to speed. "
The VCR was over, and the TV footage returned to the scene with applause.
Xiao Peng looked dumbfounded: "He still likes to ride a bicycle? Why do I look familiar with this bicycle?"
Yang Meng said silently, "Isn't this Nikita delivered?"
When Nikita came to see her sister, she brought four bicycles to Shaug and the others as gifts, but Gina didn't use bicycles anymore, so this bicycle was placed in the gym. Whoever liked to ride would ride.
A group of female guests raised their hands there. The host rolls the names one by one: "Twelfth!"
The female guest on the 12th asked: "Hello male guest. According to your VCR, you have been a soldier for eight years and have not received higher education. Now you are a fisherman. Am I right?"
Shi Ming picked up the microphone: "Yes. It is true."
"Thank you male guest for your answer."
"No. 16!" The male host ordered another female guest.
The female guest on the 16th asked: "Are you still on Qindao? Are you a sea-going fisherman? Also, can you sail a boat? What are you responsible for on board?"
Shi Ming replied: "Uh, sometimes I will go ocean-going. The key depends on the boss' arrangements. I do sail the boat, but I am just an ordinary fisherman on the boat. Sometimes I am responsible for operating the winch and crane. Will work part-time on board the chief steward."
"What is the big pipe wheel?" the female guest continued to ask.
Shi Ming said directly: "It is the maintenance worker. There is a chief engineer on the ship who is responsible for ship repairs. Under the supervision of the main tube, the second tube, and the third tube, I am the main tube...Of course, that's because of it. We don’t need so many maintenance workers on board, so at most it is me and the chief engineer."
"In other words, you are the only subordinate of the Chief Engineer?" the female guest continued to ask, and there was a roar of laughter.
Shi Ming is very honest: "Yes, to be precise, almost everyone on the ship in the VCR can be a big pipe wheel. We lost rock, paper, scissors, so we became a big pipe wheel."
"Female guest on the 23rd, do you have any questions?" the host continued to ask.
The female guest on the 23rd asked a very strange question: "I also like cycling very much. Was your bike yours in the VCR just now?"
Shi Ming replied: "It's our fishery owner. He doesn't know how to ride a bicycle, and other people don't like to ride, so I just rode!"
Xiao Peng was frustrated after hearing this: "I went to Grandma Te’s legs, why can’t I ride a bicycle? This is a rumor! What do you think of me? How could I not ride a bicycle? I can do both bicycles and motorcycles. There is a motorcycle driver's license from the Stars and Stripes! Arrange me indiscriminately, and see how I go back to clean him!"
"Okay, let's watch TV!" Yang Meng took another bottle of beer: "I think this TV show is so good for the first time, should he choose a girl with a heart? Guess who he can choose? I think he can. Choose that number seven!"
"I think the twelfth!" Xiao Peng said.
Qian Congcong said unhurriedly on the side: "According to my experience..."
"Go!" Xiao Peng and Yang Meng put their up in front of Qian Congcong together: "According to your experience? The whole awl chin net red face is the best!"
After hearing this, Qian Congcong said angrily: "I'm already trying to change the taste now, okay? I mean, according to my experience, I have to remove the makeup before I can tell who looks good!"
"Uh, this makes sense!" Xiao Peng said.
As a result, just after speaking, Shi Ming had already selected a girl who was beloved on TV. Xiao Peng and the others looked back, hey, it was really number seven! This number seven does not seem to be a particularly conspicuous girl. How could Shi Ming choose her?
Xiao Peng and Qian Congcong looked at Yang Meng with shocked faces. Yang Meng took a bite of compressed meat: "How about? I guessed it right?"
Qian Congcong's eyes widened: "Mengzi, how did you guess right? This girl doesn't look so conspicuous. Of course, I'm not saying that she is ugly, but she is much better than her. How could Shi Ming choose She? And how did you know Shi Ming would choose it?"
Yang Meng happily pointed to the TV screen and said, "Is this still an explanation? You idiots, take a closer look at that girl. She looks like a cheongsam with and big butts. She looks good at first sight!"
"Um... Mengzi, you won! No, you and Shi Ming won!"