Chapter 1199: A strange old woman
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Godly Fisherman
- Lao Yang Ban Xian
- 1851 characters
- 2021-03-04 02:36:11
Today’s young people are absolutely polarized. Otherwise, their personalities are not good, or they are inferior and introverted, especially those who are successful in academics and careers. Quite a few are of this type.
They all hope to get the favor of the opposite sex, but they don’t know anything about the opposite sex, and there is more or less a shadow of association.
It is really simple for men to pick up girls. It is just seven words: bold, thin-skinned, and when men pursue women, aren’t women monks waiting for men’s pursuit?
But in China, there are really too many good babies with low EQ. The education they have received since childhood is to study hard every day. Now those parents are asking themselves when they are worried that their children can't find a partner-whether they have been there since childhood. The children are taught there: Don’t fall in love early, it is wrong!
When they want their children to fall in love, they often find that it is so difficult for them to find a partner among those in their hearts? If I knew I was so anxious now, it would be better to let them fall in love early.
There is no other reason for this. Who makes them inexperienced and low EQ?
So the PUA circle appeared to teach these guys who blush when they meet women how to pick up girls.
But when feelings become a skill, it's like Sun Monkey learns 72 changes, and he can't help but show it off. In the PUA circle, it is normal to step on a few boats. The purpose of this PUA when it was born was to let men get rid of singles, but today it has become how to allow men to occupy more female resources.
No way, men and women are still different. When facing the same problem, women think about how to get out of the singles, while men worry about lack of charm.
No way, this is the nature of men. It's not a joke to say that men are all big trotters, men are just a group of big trotters. Including Xiao Peng is no exception. Which man does not want all women in the world to love him? Which man does not want all men in the world to die and then put all the women in his harem? So this PUA is not without reason, the market is huge.
Of course, real men disdain this. Prove your charm by pursuing women? Haha, it's so simple! Adult men’s self-confidence is linked to their economic strength. Looking at Qian Congcong, who looks like AC, is there still thousands of suitors behind him?
A woman desperately chasing a woman, a woman desperately chasing, which is more attractive? Isn't that self-evident?
The four people laughed and scolded PUA for a long time, and suddenly a woman's voice came from behind: "Wow, the gentlemen are so cool, now everyone can't find you, but you are here, if it weren't for me to smell the familiar I’m afraid I can’t find you.
The four of Xiao Peng were taken aback for a moment, and together they looked back at the reputation, um, a Chinese woman came.
But these few people breathed out together, well, at least not the flesh and blood who took the opportunity to come here. The reason why I am so relieved is because this woman is really. . . . . . Old and ugly and fat! Even Yang Meng, who has the heaviest taste, shouldn't be attracted to her.
Xiao Peng felt that this woman was very familiar. I always seem to have seen it there.
The woman stretched out her hand and smiled: "Mr. Xiao, Mr. Yang, Mr. Qiu, Mr. Wang. I am really honored to meet and chat with you, oh, introduce yourself, you can call me Cindy or me Yang Lai, I am the vice chairman of the China Southern Florida Branch of China Travel Star and I am also the vice chairman of the China Association for the Promotion of Peaceful Reunification and the vice chairman of the China Association for Science and Technology. I am glad to meet you."
The woman named Yang Li directly called out everyone's name, and she could tell that she had done some preparatory work.
Yang Meng said happily, "Have you seen it? This series of titles, people from the old Yang family have the ability!"
Yang Lai smiled and said, "Mr. Yang is right. Maybe we were a family five hundred years ago."
After a few people stretched out their hands and shook hands with Yang Li, Xiao Peng asked puzzledly: "Do you know what Ms. Yang is asking for us?"
Yang Lai answered the question and said: "How many gentlemen will really enjoy it. Enjoy the pastoral pleasures here. I don't know how many people I have the honor to join?"
Yang Meng threw a can directly in the past: "My family, come on, take two drinks! But you must not drink too much. We don't have a lot of beer here. I don't want to go back and get it."
Yang Lai opened the beer and took a sip: "Haha, Mr. Yang, you are such an interesting person. Then you have time to go to Florida, how about I invite you to drink? You have done so beautifully! For all the people in the Stars and Stripes The Chinese people fought for great light! I couldn't bear it directly after seeing what happened here on TV. I took the earliest flight and called here just to meet a few young talents."
"How can it be so exaggerated!" Yang Meng scratched his head and said. But he was also sighing in his heart, this old woman looks fat and ugly, but she really can talk.
He wanted to talk to Yang Li again, Xiao Peng suddenly said: "Are you coming from Florida? Just to meet us?"
Yang Lai smiled and said, "Of course, we are all Chinese. We must help each other in this foreign country! As far as I know, you don’t come to the Stars and Stripes very often, and I’ve been in the Stars and Stripes for a long time. As a landlord, I sincerely invite you to visit Florida. Of course, I will pay all the expenses. Please believe me, compared to the cold Aleutian Peninsula, the warm Florida has more beautiful scenery."
Xiao Peng said after hearing this: "You know we have business affairs now, so there is no time to go to Florida."
Yang Lai was silent for a moment: "Mr. Xiao, then I won't go around with you anymore. Actually, I have something I want to need your help. There is a Chinese girl who is a single mother, but now she is suffering from severe postpartum depression. The insurance has not been done in time, so now we are facing a huge bill of more than 300,000 U.S. dollars..."
Xiao Peng interrupted her immediately after hearing this: "More than 300,000 US dollars is indeed a lot, but it depends on who you say, I think for you, 300,000 US dollars is not much, right? You still have so many titles. So many organizations, just pick up and take out, right?"
Yang Li nodded and said: "Mr. Xiao, money is not a problem for us. What we want now is your attitude. I hope you can support him. Each of you will take out one dollar and support her. can!"
Yang Meng grinned and said, "Hey, why do I think it's just such a thing? We are my own family, just like you said, Huaxia people must help each other out when they are away. This is no problem! "
Yang Li looked happy when she was about to speak, but Xiao Peng interrupted her: "Ms. Yang, what you said just now is correct. We rarely come to Star-Stripe Nation. But it doesn't mean that I have no friends here."
Yang was a little pleased after listening: "Does Mr. Xiao mean to contact friends to help us?"
Xiao Peng shook his head: "I mean, because I have friends here, I will know some messy things. For example, some time ago, a friend of mine named Tom Brady went to China to find I’m playing, oh, I think you’ve been in Stars and Stripes for so long, you must have heard of this name, and a few of them came to me for a very important reason, because a person named Robert Kafka wanted to know me. Knowing that Tom Brady and I are friends, I asked them to introduce him. Originally, I promised Tom Brady to let that Robert Kafka go to China to find me, but because of some things he couldn’t make it, and we didn’t meet in the end. The girl you were talking about with postpartum depression, I think I also know who you are talking about... I have been talking for so long, do you know what I mean?"
After listening to Xiao Peng's words, the face of the woman named Yang Li changed wonderfully. She was silent for a long while and sighed: "Mr. Xiao, I think there is a misunderstanding between us!"
Xiao Peng shook his head: "If there is any misunderstanding, it's not what I said. I can't help you with your favor, and I can't help. Please find another wiser."
Yang Li looked at Yang Meng and others, and wanted to speak, but Xiao Peng directly made a "please" gesture and asked Yang Li to leave.
Watching Yang Li leave, Yang Meng couldn't help asking: "Dude, what are you guys doing? What were you talking about? Listen to her title. Let's not help her with such people? What are you doing? What's up with Tom Brady and the others?"
Xiao Peng reached out and asked Xiaoqiu to give him the freshly roasted short-tailed owl, and looked at him like a fool: "What is the title for? It is used for bluffing! If you want, you can establish a command to defend the earth." 'Everything! Don't look at her title, you need to look at what she does!"
No matter how stupid Yang Meng is, he knows that Xiao Peng recognizes that Yang Lai: "Do you know her? What is she doing?"
Xiao Peng nodded and said, "Didn't you just ask about Tom Brady? The Robert Kafka I said is a rich man in the Stars and Stripes, and the New England Patriots belong to him. Just put it straight. It’s Tom Brady, his big boss! When Tom Brady came to China, Robert Kafka knew about this and contacted Tom Brady, hoping that he would introduce us to him. Of course, he didn’t want me to fight. Rugby should be for other business."
"Then what?" Yang Meng asked.
Xiao Peng smiled and said, "Then, this guy was arrested, and the reason for the arrest was because he was arrested in a Chinese'massage and bath shop' in Florida. There are dozens of such prostitutes in Florida. Bathing shops, guess who is behind those bathing shops?"
Yang Meng slapped his forehead: "Fuck, it turns out that piaochang is illegal in the star-tiao country?"
Xiao Peng felt a little dazed after hearing what he said, brother, your focus is a bit wrong!