Chapter 1508: You look so ugly jealous
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Godly Fisherman
- Lao Yang Ban Xian
- 1843 characters
- 2021-03-04 02:36:12
Facts have proved that Xiao Peng is correct.
When Xiao Peng and others saw Qian Congcong the next day, Qian Congcong's appearance was as miserable as it was. His hair was messy like a bird's nest, and his eyes were blank.
"Fuck it, buddy, did you let someone round yesterday? You look like you are going to experience the fun of begging?" Yang Meng was eating lunch there, and couldn't help joking when he saw Qian Congcong like this.
Qian Congcong sighed and said: "What's the matter, don't mention it, how can there be such a woman who can drink? You and Peng will recognize me if you say I can't drink, why can't I even drink her?"
Yang Meng laughed after hearing this: "Okay, you, you tried to drink them yesterday because of bad intentions. Now, are you a good bargainer?"
Qian Congcong said with a bitter face, "Is this a concept for letting people play and being played by others? I thought it was a good family, but I didn’t expect such a special kind of family. My old waist is about to be broken, this Nima too It's tiring!"
Yang Meng blinked and asked slyly, "Are the three together?"
Qian Congcong's expression almost cried: "I should ask them for money! I let them play! Give me something to eat, and I want to make up for it."
Yang Meng smiled smirkly: "You blow hard and you get tired from playing with foreign girls. It's just your physical fitness? You can't make up for one if you eat five big lamb's kidneys. How about playing three? Can I die?"
Qian Congcong was anxious: "Mengzi, why do you look down on people? Everyone has said that if every Chinese man is as good as me, they will definitely marry a Chinese man!"
Yang Meng thought for a moment: "Dude, how much did you give them? I think their'stick' refers to the boldness when you paid for it, not the thing in your crotch. Your specifications... Sigh. , You must have self-knowledge!"
"What's wrong with my specification? It needs hardness and hardness, time and time! Why can't I?" Qian Congcong retorted.
Yang Meng stretched out a hand and made gestures: "I have the hardness and time, but the specifications are not enough. This 0.5 mechanical pencil lead is stuffed into a 0.7 mechanical pencil, can it still be used? Ears-who is more comfortable than whom?"
Qian Congcong's eyes widened, this matter is about man's dignity: "Who said my specifications are not enough?"
Yang Meng stretched out his hand: "Vio, come here!"
Weiou came over: "Yang, my brother, what's the matter with you?"
Yang Meng pointed to Qian Congcong: "You take him to the bathroom, he said his little Dingding is longer than yours!"
"It's impossible!" Weiou shouted, then dragged Qian Congcong up and went to the bathroom.
Qian Congcong wanted to resist, but it was useless in front of Weiou, who looked like a hill. He watched Weiou go to the bathroom with Qian Congcong like a sack. After a little effort, Qian Congcong came back with a sad face: "Mengzi, it's okay not to bully people like you! That Weiou is a monster! How many can compare to him?"
Yang Meng showed a smirk and grabbed Qian Congcong's clothes: "Go, let's go to the bathroom."
When Qian Congcong came back, he looked sad and sat there without speaking.
Yang Meng patted Qian Congcong on the shoulder: "My buddy, don't despair. You can do a small Dingding surgery to increase growth. The price is not expensive, that is, a few thousand dollars. It is a piece of cake for you, of course. I suggest you go to a regular hospital to do it, or don’t blame others for things that don’t work for Xiaodingding."
Qian Congcong extended his to Yang Meng, but he couldn't refute it. This Nima is not human, right!
Xiao Peng looked at the two people arguing and almost straightened up, but he was still more kind and saved Qian Congcong: "There is a ceremony today. After the ceremony, we will go to New York. How do you choose? Together we will?"
Qian Congcong said: "I want to go back, but I won't follow the boat. This is too hard. I am going to transfer from Anchorage and return home. After all, I have taken so many video materials along the way. I have to go back and find someone to do it. Do post-production."
Xiao Peng patted his forehead: "By the way, FFA came here yesterday. I hope I don't release the video before the plane crashed. After all, this was taken by you. I would like to ask your opinion."
After that, he told Qian Congcong what Elwell said to him yesterday, and let him make his own decision.
Qian Congcong said with disdain: "Grandma, I am used to their problems, what else do you have to say if you refuse this? Just refuse it! What's the matter with us if their stocks die? What about Eminem?"
Xiao Peng shrugged: "God knows where he went. I didn't see him last night."
"You are looking for me?" As soon as Xiao Peng's voice fell, Eminem appeared in front of everyone, but Xiao Peng frowned.
Yang Meng sniffed twice: "What's this smell?"
Xiao Peng snorted coldly, "Da-Mabe! Eminem, what are you doing? Didn't you say you won't touch this stuff with me?"
Eminem looked excited: "Xiao, you don't know, the hemp flavor prepared by Segna is great, you should really try it!"
Xiao Peng compared his to him: "Eminem, I really can't bear to touch these things by people around me. This is one of the things I can't stand. We have known each other for so long. I hope you can take the test. My feelings, let’s just say that, when you’re not by my side, it’s not for me to kill yourself, but you can’t touch these things when you are by my side."
After hearing this, Eminem said angrily: "I've been in touch for more than forty years. It's not an opioid, why are you nervous?"
Segna also walked over at this time and sighed after hearing the conversation between the two: "Tsk tusk, once one of the world's largest opioid growing countries, is it a bit inappropriate to say this now?"
Yang Meng was anxious after hearing this: "Segna, what do you mean by this? Nonsense should be based on a bit? Isn't it true that you have too many misunderstandings about China through the media? I suggest you go to China for a look. That's slapped your national media in the face. Xiao Peng, you said I was right? How far are they going to demonize China?"
Xiao Peng shrugged: "In fact, Segna was right from some perspectives. In order to deal with the dumping of opioids by the East India Company, the imperial court used its own method of planting opioids, which would also increase tax revenue. Only so many people have been poisoned by opiates. Because of this, our country has zero tolerance for drugs, and we just can’t follow the old path in history. Eminem, believe me, I can smoke these things every day. It’s okay. The iron rule of our Thousand Miles Rock is that whoever touches this thing will get out. Of course, I can’t ask you according to this requirement. After all, this is your private matter. But I hope you can understand that I am very, very, Very disgusted."
Eminem blinked: "Well, Xiao, you know, for us, this is really not a big deal, it's just as common as smoking. But since you are so disgusted, I swear to Hailey, this is the last time I have You smoke this stuff when you are together! I don’t want to destroy our friendship for something like this."
Xiao Peng nodded after listening to Eminem's words. What he said was ‘the last time I was with Xiao Peng to smoke this stuff’. And use Hayley to swear. If this daughter slave can say that, it means it should be true.
"Emm, I still hope you stay away from this stuff." Xiao Peng said.
Eminem scratched his head: "You know, I was just in that circle, and I just said not to touch this stuff, some occasions... Forget it, I will do my best, by the way, just talk for a while. There is a ceremony, I don't know what it is?"
Xiao Peng shrugged and said, "It's nothing, but Bailu Port Wharf is about to be renamed Xiaopeng Wharf."
Yang Mengbai gave Xiao Peng a look: "You look at this grandson, your heart is not beautiful, and you still have to pretend to be calm and gentle. It's so irritating. Obviously we are all going to save people, why are you called? Xiaopeng Pier? I think it’s better to call Yang Meng Pier!"
After hearing this, Xiao Peng looked at Yang Meng: "What's wrong? I am beautiful in my heart. Of course, I have to be humble and pretend to be indifferent. This is because of the feelings of you people, otherwise what should I say?" Bai In order to commemorate my heroic deeds, Lukang Wharf will be renamed Xiaopeng Wharf. See how awesome I am? You guys don’t hurry up and give me one?’
"Shente, give you a knock!" There were several middle fingers on Xiao Peng's face.
Xiao Peng stretched his waist and said, "You are jealous, or what else? Next time you jump into the sea in such a situation? Then you will be named, maybe you will be erected!"
"Really?" Yang Meng widened his eyes.
Xiao Peng said cheerfully, "Anyway, there will be a statue of me standing on the dock in the future."
"You blow it! Let's not say whether they will erect a statue for you! Even if it is erected, how can it be so fast!" Yang Meng widened his eyes.
Xiao Peng shrugged: "Look at you silly roe deer. Do you think it is better to carve stone statues with one hammer and one hammer? There is a stone carving machine. After entering the program, it will automatically carve. A two-meter-high full-body stone statue with a base can't be used for carving. Half a day! It’s even faster if it’s a one-sided relief! This star-stripe country is one of the most popular countries in the world for erecting statues. Isn’t that possible? Now the technology is advanced. You are out!"
Yang Meng's eyes widened: "I'm going to special, who proposed to erect the statue? I want him to go!"
"What are you going to do?" Xiao Peng asked puzzledly.
Yang Meng said angrily, "I also went to save people, why is there no statue of me?"
Qian Congcong curled his lips and said: "You just set off to follow behind, okay, those of us who rushed to the scene the first time haven't spoken yet... Brother Peng, help! Mengzi is about to kill! Who can stop this? Guy?"
After a while, Yang Meng sat back at the dining table and said, "I suddenly feel that it is not a good thing to erect a statue for you."
"Huh? Why do you say that?" Xiao Peng asked.
"Trust me, they will definitely make you ugly, I have a hunch!" Yang Meng said solemnly.
"Damn, you look so ugly jealous!"