Chapter 1527: Villain
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Godly Fisherman
- Lao Yang Ban Xian
- 1869 characters
- 2021-03-04 02:36:17
"Kid, what did your sister say?" Xiao Peng was a little curious.
The little girl stretched out her hand: "I can tell you if you pay for the cookies."
Xiao Peng smiled and said, "Well, how much is the total amount?"
The little girl broke her fingers: "One pack of four dollars, two packs of eight dollars, three packs of fourteen dollars, four packs of eighteen dollars."
Xiao Peng blinked: "Why does my mathematics seem to be learned for nothing?"
The little girl looked innocent: "Uncle, you won't deceive a child like me? Uncle, when chasing a girl, you have to chase a girl, but don't chase it, don't want to spend money! "
Xiao Peng covered his face, this Nima kid? It's clearly a human being, okay? What can I say after you have said that?
He took out twenty dollars from his pocket: "My kid, I will give you twenty dollars, but you have to promise me one thing."
"What's the matter?" the little girl asked, looking at the money in Xiao Peng's hand.
"A box of biscuits is four dollars, and four boxes of biscuits are sixteen dollars instead of eighteen dollars. I will give you twenty dollars, but you have to spend four dollars to buy drinks or food for the homeless on the street. The 16 dollars you placed is your biscuit money. If I can promise me, I will give you 20 dollars." Xiao Peng said with a smile, "If we don't believe it, we can use a calculator to calculate it!"
The little girl blinked after listening, "Well, I promise you."
Xiao Peng poked her forehead, "Sure enough, it's a slippery head. You really know the price. Take it, it's twenty dollars."
The little girl smiled and took the twenty dollars, took out four boxes of cakes from the car next to Xiao Peng, and handed them to Xiao Peng: "My sister taught me this. He said that he saw young men and women come up to sell biscuits when they were together. It’s the most suitable. My sister said that it’s the easiest time to sell biscuits when you see men and women together. And no matter how old you are, you should call them Big Brother Big Sister.
Xiao Peng was happy after hearing this: "You little slippery, what your sister said is true, but there is one thing you have to remember. If you are in China, this method is not easy to use."
The little girl asked curiously: "Why?"
Xiao Peng explained: "That's the case. In China, if young couples get together, it must be the man who paid for it, but if it is after marriage, this is not the case."
"What does it look like after getting married?" The little girls were all curious.
Xiao Peng made a grimace: "After marriage, the money is controlled by his wife. In China, men make money and women spend. After marriage, men's money is generally controlled by their daughter-in-law."
A little girl stared and said: "You are a lie! I don't believe it! My mom in my family wants to spend money from my dad. The money is in my dad's hands."
After hearing this, Xiao Peng asked puzzledly: "Huh? Didn't you say that you are all AA system? After marriage, the money is also separated?"
The little girl shook her head: "My mother doesn't work, where can I get money? Can my dad not give money? Besides, who says we are all AA system here? AA system affection is not called love, at best. It's called friendship. But I don't believe you that women take all the money. After all, my father makes money in my family."
Xiao Peng covered his face, now the children are so mature? But he still explained: "How did I lie to you? The men after the Huaxia marriage are so miserable! After the marriage, the men have to hide their money, which is called private money. This is all forced by the wife. "
The little girl who asked for eighteen dollars looked at Xiao Peng and then at Emilia: "Well, big brother, I believe what you said is true."
After hearing this, Xiao Peng proudly said, "Believe me! How could I lie to you such a cute girl?"
After hearing this, the little girl nodded and said solemnly: "You see that you are so much shorter than your sister. You must not be able to beat your sister. If you don't give the money to your sister for safekeeping, your sister will beat you!"
The smiles of Xiao Peng and Emilia froze on their faces. Which pot of Nima did not open or mention? Do you really think that you can talk nonsense if you are unscrupulous? Believe it or not, I really beat you up!
Well, Xiao Peng himself didn't believe that he could do it.
Emilia blinked: "I won't hit your elder brother, he is so amazing, so amazing, I can't beat him!"
Xiao Peng felt warm, Emilia is still very caring, give you a step.
How did you know that the little girl's eyes lit up after hearing this: "The big brother is very good? Does the big brother play baseball?"
Emilia froze in place, this bear boy, Xiao Peng had never played baseball.
As a result, the little girl continued: "Only the man who can play baseball is the best! My sister found a boyfriend, but because she can’t play baseball, my parents are against it! My father said that men can’t play. Baseball, then it's not a man."
Xiao Peng coughed dryly, "That. Of course I can play baseball!"
Whose kid is this bear? What about the parents? Isn't this too cute? She said so, what can Xiao Peng say? You say you can't play baseball? Isn't that a man?
After hearing this, the little girl had an expression of disbelief: "Big brother, are you lying to me?"
Xiao Peng shrugged: "Of course I can't lie to the kids."
The little girl blinked, but there was a ‘sure enough’ expression on her face: "In this case, you have to prove yourself."
Xiao Peng looked around, "Kid, how do you let me prove myself? I don't have a baseball bat, and I don't have a baseball. How can I prove it?"
The little girl suddenly became energetic and pointed in a direction: "My sister works over there, sells baseball souvenirs, and also takes care of the automatic ball machines. You can go and perform."
Xiao Peng forgot to eat biscuits after hearing this. This is really a one-stop service. My sister teaches her sister to sell biscuits, and her sister helps her sister in business?
"Big brother, don't you dare to prove yourself?" The little girl looked at Xiao Peng with two big eyes flickering.
Emilia was afraid of Xiao Peng's shame, and hurriedly said: "Little sister, my elder brother and I still have something to do, we have to hurry. We don't have time to play."
The little girl curled her lips: "Big sister is a lie, you didn't do anything here just now."
Xiao Peng patted Emilia: "Go! Let's go have fun."
Emilia said a little worried: "Honey, have you played baseball?"
Xiao Peng shook his head: "I haven't played in my life, but isn't it just playing with a stick? Can you not hit a ball that big?"
Emilia glanced at Xiao Peng with disgust after hearing this: "How can it be as simple as what you said? If it is as simple as what you said, everyone is a baseball star!"
Xiao Peng was not nervous at all: "Baby, have you forgotten where I am from? Huaxia! What is Huaxia best at? It is table tennis! A table tennis table is 2.74 meters, so small table tennis is at a speed of one hour. We can fight back and forth at a speed of 120 kilometers. What about baseball? Although the ball can be faster, the fastest can reach 169 kilometers, but the distance is also long. The distance from the pitcher to the batter is 18.4 Meters! And the ball is much bigger, you say that one is better? Besides, even if it is fast, we are not afraid. The fastest ball sport in the world is badminton, which can reach 330 kilometers per hour, but the best one is Huaxia People. What do you think of baseball compared to these sports? Pediatrics!"
Xiao Peng is full of self-confidence here, but the reason for his self-confidence is really not like he said, the Chinese people are very good at small balls.
The real reason is because in his eyes, baseball, isn't it a test of the skill of eye-hand unity? Isn't it enough to judge the direction of the good ball? Xiao Peng Tangtang can't even do this? That's not a joke.
He is a young man, is he still a young man if he doesn't show off when he encounters an opportunity?
After hearing Xiao Peng's words, Emilia was skeptical, but seeing Xiao Peng's self-confidence, Emilia decided to believe him. The two followed the girl scouts to the square on the other side of the stadium. There are many parent-child activities and entertainment, most of which are related to baseball, such as playing games with the Dodgers mascot, such as baseball knowledge prize quiz , Toy guns, prizes and other activities.
And the automatic ball machine is here. It is a long fairway enclosed by a wire fence about five meters high. There is an automatic ball machine inside. Players go in through the door and stand on the other side of the fairway to practice hitting the ball. There are a total of eight tracks here. Most of the children are playing inside. It has to be said that the baseball of the Stars and Stripes country really has something to admire-they attach great importance to the team culture, and their love for the team starts from the baby.
"Where is your sister?" Xiao Peng asked the boy scout.
The little girl pointed far away: "That's it!"
Xiao Peng looked a little speechless, no wonder the Little Boy Scouts were going to draw guests here. There are a total of eight tracks, seven of which are all played, and only the farthest track is no one playing. And the little boy scout was pointing at that track.
And the reason why there is no one on that track, except that the place is a bit far away, the most important thing is: there are seven or eight young people around there, both men and women, black and white, each in fancy clothes smoking cigarettes and laughing there. Slapstick. Seeing this, no one can come to play, okay?
"Sister! Someone wants to play baseball!" The Boy Scouts reached out and greeted a black girl inside.
Xiao Peng was a little confused, this girl is white, and her sister is black? Is this not a family?
The Boy Scouts seemed to know Xiao Peng’s thoughts and said to Xiao Peng,
Hey, I know what you’re thinking, but I can tell you that we are indeed a family. My parents are all members of the party. My sister is The child they adopted. She was in our home before I was born, just like my sister."
Xiao Peng suddenly realized after hearing that, if this is the case, it would be easy to explain clearly. It's really not new in the Stars and Stripes to adopt a black child by white party parties.