Chapter 1548: Stop telling me to eat dog meat

"What are you laughing at?" Bourg heard someone smiling and looked at Xiao Peng angrily.
Xiao Peng was not at all afraid of Burger's angry eyes: "Are you talking about me? Then tell me, where is the generator broken?"
"Uh..." Burg was taken aback after hearing this. He was also wondering about this problem. He had been checking here for a long time, and he didn't know where the problem was.
But how could he show his cowardice?
"This old generator is second-hand at first glance! Too many parts in it are seriously aging, and he has reached the age of scrap!" Bourg said!
After listening to Jones, he was taken aback: "Is it right? This generator has only been used for four years!"
Bourg was shocked when he heard it. He overlooked one point, that is, this is a gold rush, dusty everywhere, these machines look very worn out, in fact, it is caused by continuous use.
He hurriedly said: "It's because you keep them working on a shaft, that's why they age very quickly! Buy a new generator, I only have this idea!"
After hearing what he said, Xiao Peng smiled happily.
"What the are you laughing at!" Bourg felt very annoyed, and Xiao Peng had been laughing since just now.
Xiao Peng resisted the laughter and shook his head: "I just think you are ridiculous, where did the confidence just now make us all get out? I think you should get out of here!"
Jones hurriedly grabbed Xiao Peng: "Xiao, Hommer will not be back in a few days. We must rely on him for this period of time."
Xiao Peng pointed to Bourg and said, "Just such a mediocre? It's not that I look down on the British. They may be great compared to other British people, but let's forget about the mechanics. Just such a country with more generals than tanks can produce What a good mechanic? It’s okay to design a self-harm rifle for fun."
This Britain is once the world's largest military power, that is beyond doubt. After all, more than 90% of the countries in the world have been invaded by Britain, or they have been interfered by British force. This is also no way. Who made the family stronger in the past?
But now Britain is more like a joke. There are 256 generals in the country, but there are less than two hundred tanks. The Royal Navy, which once dominated the world, now adds up to more than 20 capital ships. . . . . .
Of course, this is not the most ridiculous, the most ridiculous is their star rifle. Just as you think of the AK-47 when you think of the bear country, and the M-4 when you think of the star-stripe country, you think of the L85 rifle when you think of the United Kingdom, but it's not because of its ease of use, but because of the gun. . . . . . Nothing but good-looking!
Jamming is a trivial matter. The most important thing is that it often hits soldiers in the face with the gun and magazine open! An absolute self-harm rifle. In this way, Britain is very proud. All troops are equipped with this stuff. Countless British soldiers are injured by this gun every year.
Bourg flushed red after hearing this: "What qualifications do you have to say?"
Xiao Peng pointed to the generator: "At least I know where this generator is broken!"
"You know?" Jones and Bourg asked Xiao Peng together.
Xiao Peng nodded: "Yes! The generator throttle is faulty."
After hearing this, Bourg hurried to the throttle and looked at it, and it turned out that the contact was bad.
Jones said in a bit complaining tone: "Xiao, why didn't you say when you saw it just now?"
Xiao Peng spread his hands out: "I'm also helpless. Just now that guy said that the layman was standing aside. I really thought he was a master. I didn't expect it to be a trash that couldn't even find the problem!"
Jones glared at Bourg after hearing this: "Now the problem is found! Can you fix it? Even at your level, you still need us two hundred and fifty dollars a day?"
Xiao Peng and Emilia laughed together. They looked at each other and said in unison: "It's really a two-hundred-and-five hundred."
Jones didn't understand Chinese culture, and didn't know what the two meant, but they didn't have the time to think about it now. He stared at Bourg, waiting anxiously for his answer.
Bourg was busy there for a long time and sighed: "It can be repaired, just change the throttle valve, but we don't have a spare throttle valve here, we need to buy a new one. Let Jeff fly the plane and take me to Arnie Yake buys it and will be back in four hours."
Xiao Peng laughed again after hearing this, Bourg looked at Xiao Peng angrily: "What are you laughing at? What did I say wrong this time?"
Jones blinked: "Xiao, do you have a way?"
Xiao Peng pointed to the car parked next to him and said, "Which car is useless now?"
After hearing this, Jeff said, "My Dodge pickup is useless. I used it to tow the plane. Is there any problem?"
Xiao Peng went straight to open the engine cover, and removed the upper pull-back spring from the throttle inside: "Give me a needle-nose pliers, a bigger one!"
Jones didn't know why, but he took out a needle-nose pliers from the toolbox and handed it to Xiao Peng. Xiao Peng divided the pull-back spring into two from the middle, and then slightly processed the cut part and installed it on the throttle valve of the generator.
"Give it a try!" Xiao Peng made an'OK' gesture.
Jones immediately started the generator after hearing it, and the generator started to work directly after a roar.
"Hurray!" Everyone cheered upon hearing the voice!
Jones looked at Xiao Peng: "Xiao, you are amazing! You have helped us a lot. How can you let me thank you?"
Xiao Peng shrugged: "It's nothing. You should go to Cuba and see. The mechanics over there are the best! I have seen someone put the engine of a lawn mower into a car shell. There is nothing that can’t replace a car. We at Huaxia used to be the same. Because of the lack of materials, we must learn to tear down the east wall to make up the west wall. Years, so the maintenance technology, the more those countries that are blocked, the more powerful. Do you really need good maintenance mechanics? My advice to you is: Or find a Cuban, or find a Chinese. As for the British? , Let's go for tea."
Jeff was a little embarrassed: "Xiao, I'm also of British origin..."
Xiao Peng was happy after hearing this. There is still a spear in the relationship?
"Then you look at this guy Xiuxiu?"
Jeff coughed dryly and said nothing: "Okay! Everyone hastened to get busy, too much time has been wasted!"
Jones looked at Xiao Peng and said, "Xiao, how can you tell us to thank you?"
Xiao Peng waved his hand: "Thank you for the bacon you just invited me to eat. The bacon made by your wife is very delicious! The taste is very different."
After listening to Jones, his eyes turned into crescent-shaped smiles: "Do you like to eat? Then you must take more as gifts when you leave, and swear to God, I really didn't expect you to like eating that stuff!"
Xiao Peng was taken aback after hearing this, "Is there a problem with the bacon?"
Jones pointed to his pickup truck: "Otherwise, why would I kill that wolf?"
Xiao Peng was completely stunned. It turned out that he was eating wolf meat just now?
Jones looked at Xiao Peng’s expression with a playful look: "Our customers will spit out bacon if they know they are eating bacon, so we usually tell the customer what meat they are eating at the end. This reaction is pretty good, I didn't expect you to vomit."
Xiao Peng shrugged: "You tell the Huaxia people this? In the eyes of Huaxia people, there is nothing that you can't eat. Spiders, mice, snakes, earthworms, bats and the like are all delicacies. Have you ever eaten bat meat? Like muscles, there are a lot of small bones inside; there are many ways for mice to eat, the most famous way of eating is "three squeaky", a little mouse that was born without opening its eyes, squeaked with chopsticks and dipped in sauce Squeak again when you bite into your mouth..."
Jones heard that he couldn't stand it and ran to vomit. While vomiting, he didn't forget to point to the Bourg: "Bourg! You have been fired! Get out of here quickly! What's the use of using trash like you!"
Jones vomited badly there. Many people came over to ask him about what happened, but he just waved his hand and didn't speak, but his eyes looked a bit resentful when he looked at Xiao Peng. This smoked wolf meat is their usual prank here. Unexpectedly, Xiao Peng didn't feel sick, but Xiao Peng made him feel sick.
Emilia looked at Xiao Peng with horror there, "Xiao, Huaxia really has such terrible food? Don't tell me you have eaten it, my God, if you have eaten it, I won't kiss you in my life! "
Xiao Peng smiled and said, "Of course I haven't eaten it. Those who dare to eat this stuff are all warriors."
Emilia asked curiously: "Where is this dish? Why haven't I heard of it? Uh, I heard that what Chinese people dare to eat is Guangdong. Is this also Guangdong food?"
Xiao Peng shook his head: "You are really wrong. But you can't be blamed. In fact, most Chinese people think so. These three squeaks have actually been recorded since the Tang Dynasty, Zhang Zhuo ( ZHUO) It is recorded in his book that the Zhuang people in Lingnan like to eat'honey chi', which is just born little mouse, but the way of eating there is to put honey on and eat it alive; in the Ming Dynasty, Zhang Dai recorded Yunnan has the habit of eating this'honey chi', and Li Shizhen also records in the "Compendium of Materia Medica" that there is a custom of eating this'honey chi' in Huizhou, Guangdong. However, the old man Li Shizhen has never been to Huizhou, he is based on the Song Dynasty scholar Zhu Mu The record in "Fang Yulansheng" is so written, and the reason why he has this record is because of a poem written by Su Dongpo when he was in Huizhou, called'See the mistress in the morning, and hear the owl at night'. I think Huizhou people eat this stuff, but Su Dongpo wrote this poem because he was demoted to Huizhou because he was too angry to write poems to vent. Can he say that Huizhou is good?"
"Where is the dish?" Emilia asked after hearing this.
Xiao Peng thought for a while: "It's not Cantonese cuisine anyway, and there is no such name as'San Zhi'er' in Guangdong. Up to now, some people say that it is northern cuisine, while others say that it is a famous dish in North Fujian. 'Famous dishes' no one wants to put them on their heads, but there is a reason why they are Cantonese cuisine.
"At that time, China had some soldiers stationed on the Nanhai Zhudao. At that time, the conditions on the Nanhai Zhudao were not as good as they are now. Soldiers lived in stilt houses and tin houses. In addition, there were a lot of rats on the islands, and they wanted to open up wasteland. In the end, in order to improve the food, some soldiers thought of using rats to cook vegetables to increase protein intake and at the same time kill the damage, including these "three squeaks". After the reform and opening up, many veterans chose to open in Guangdong. Veteran Restaurant', and these Sanzhi'er became famous dishes at that time, so many people now think that Sanzhi'er originated from Guangdong."
"My dear, promise me that you don't eat such terrible things in your life!" Emilia looked at Xiao Peng with a pleading expression.
Xiao Peng waved his hand disapprovingly, "This is still terrible? Huaxia people are good at eating, and there are so many more terrifying foods in Huaxia!"
"Is it scarier than eating a dog?" It was Jeff who asked this, and Xiao Peng discovered that these people were no longer working, but were looking at Xiao Peng.
Xiao Peng was unhappy after hearing this: "Hey, why do you talk about eating dogs when talking about Huaxia? There are not many people eating dogs in Huaxia! Proportionally, it is much less than in plastic surgery countries! How come you hear these things so special Interested? Well, we at Huaxia have some cruel dishes, such as "monkey brain", "live call donkey" and so on, but they are forbidden to eat! Besides, there are more dark dishes like this in the world Go, for example, Italian cibreo (cockscomb), African roasted baboons, Ivorian roasted cats, Colombian culonas (ant sauce), which is not a good stubble? Besides, on black cuisine, where can the world talk to you in Alaska Than? The Aleutian’s
Seagull Wine
, the Inuit’s
Kiwiak
, the Yupik’s
Smelly Head
, and the
Eskimo Ice Cream
, which one is not an anti-human existence ?"
Jones widened his eyes after hearing this: "No, no, no! These are the foods eaten by the natives of Alaska. They have nothing to do with us and cannot represent the food of all Alaskans!"
Xiao Peng snapped his fingers: "You have come to the point. Eating dog meat is also a hobby of a minority of China, and it does not represent all of China. The Vietnamese eat 4 million dogs each year, which is more than all dog meat-eating countries in the world combined. Much! Switzerland and France both have dog meat-eating regions. Overbrook in Kansas, your star-stripe country, hosts a dog meat festival every year. It has been held for more than 20 years. You all turned a blind eye to this and just stared at us. ? Besides, even if we eat dog meat and care about your birds?"
Jones hurriedly waved his hand: "Xiao, don't get excited, I'm just curious."
Xiao Peng said speechlessly: "Wherever you go, you will talk about the Chinese people eating dog meat! Are you annoying!"
Emilia saw Xiao Peng angry and asked quickly: "My dear, don't be angry. I know'Seagull Wine', but the'kiwiak','stinky head', and'eskimo ice cream' you just mentioned are all what?"
Xiao Peng grinned after hearing this, "Baby, trust me, you'll know it before long."
ps: Old Yang has a stomachache, there are only three shifts today. . . . . . Sorry sorry