Chapter 1595: How to flow silica gel?
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Godly Fisherman
- Lao Yang Ban Xian
- 1814 characters
- 2021-03-04 02:36:33
"I'm going, I've never played basketball in front of so many people!" Yang Meng looked around, and there were so many onlookers beside him. The cheers of those god-fighting girls attracted countless people. Curious to watch, this basketball game has already made headlines on the Internet before it even started!
Their public relations team is already contacting the company, trying their best to suppress the news that the ‘fuck girl’ hit the mayor. And diverting attention is the best public relations method! What beat the mayor? That has nothing to do with Hu Yougan!
Zhao Bingyan is proud, what is the effect of propaganda? After this game, I see who else would dare to black Hu You who can't play basketball!
"When you play for a while, you must act handsomely! Understand?" He was instructing Zhao Bingyan in front of him: "Your teammates are all hired with high salaries. You won't lose. If you have them, just remember to be handsome !"
After hearing this, Hu Yougan looked proud: "Don't worry, I don't know anything but being handsome!"
"Well, you must remember that you don't care what others think. Your fans are all immature little girls. You don't need to care what others think, as long as those little girls eat your set! Hair, some more dance moves, do you understand what I said?" Zhao Bingyan still worried about it!
Hu Youqian stretched out his thumb and went on the court. There was cheers at the scene, and when he took off his jacket to reveal the basketball vest inside, there was even a ‘fuck girl’ who fainted directly!
"Is it that exaggeration?" Xiao Peng buttoned his ears, and the screams at the scene were too annoying.
Yang Meng grinned, "Look at how strange they are!" After saying that, he simply took off his shirt. Shirtless, a muscular bump was exposed in front of everyone.
"It's ugly!"
"That's it! What's the use of big muscles? How can our family be dry and well-proportioned?"
"Yes, it looks ugly!"
The dry girls next to them saw Yang Meng Guangzhang talk loudly.
Yang Meng's face turned green: "I really want to kill Hu Yougan!"
Xiao Peng smiled and said, "Don't worry! Let me have fun first!"
Yang Meng gritted his teeth and nodded.
In order to let more ‘girls’ play close contact with idols, the game is a 5V5 ball game. In order to show his ‘demeanor’, Hu Youqian was also very happy to let Xiao Peng and the others serve first. This action made the ‘girls’ who watched the game cheer.
With a whistle, the game officially began, Yang Meng sent the baseline ball, he threw the ball to a ‘fuck girl’ and then. . . . . .
The girl threw the ball directly to Hu Yougan. Seeing Hu Youqian received the ball, she was still jumping on the spot with joy!
No wonder Hu You was so gracious to let Xiao Peng serve first, and feelings had already guessed the result.
Hu Yougan looked a little embarrassed and looked at Xiao Peng: "Oh, what should I do?"
Xiao Peng stretched out his hand at Hu You, "Please start your performance."
"Then I'm welcome!" Hu Yougan turned the ball on his finger, and then began to dribble.
Xiao Peng is about to start cursing the street, you say you dribble the ball, what do you do with your hair? It's all about flicking your hair, why are you still stumbling? It's nothing more than just jumping around, why do you raise your eyebrows?
But the ‘fuck girls’ next to you saw that they were constantly exclaiming!
"So handsome!"
"Go on, I love you!"
"Do it, I want to give you a baby!"
There were even girls who cried with excitement! As for?
This Hu Youqian performed on the spot for more than ten seconds, and Xiao Peng yawned directly--he was going to sleep!
"Opportunity!" Hu Youqian watched Xiao Peng yawned with one hand over his mouth, and wanted to pass Xiao Peng directly. In the end, Xiao Peng just stretched out his hand. Hu Yougan passed by, but the ball was in Xiao Peng's hands.
"What happened just now?"
"Why did the ball get to Xiao Peng?"
"I see, I must have done it to see that I got the ball so easily just now. I was embarrassed so I returned the ball to Xiao Peng."
"Yes, yes, it must be so! Our work is such gentle and careful men!"
"Do it, good job! We love you!"
The discussion was loud, Xiao Peng's eyes were full of pity when he heard it, and he simply threw the ball back to Hu Yougan: "Come on again!"
"Do it, pass him! Educate him! It's arrogant!"
"You are the best basketball player in China! Come on!"
"Go on! Come on! Show your nirvana!"
Xiao Peng has now confirmed that this "brain fan" is really not for nothing. Do you think you watch the Japanese animation? Also "nirvana"?
"Hey, your dribbling is too high, you have too much fanfare, you play like this? A thousand years of practice will not pass me." Xiao Peng kindly persuaded.
As a result, Hu Yougan snorted: "I can't get past you? Just now you were a fluke! Come again!"
So Xiao Peng saw the familiar flicking hair, slapped, and raised eyebrows again. . . . . .
The ball was in Xiao Peng's hands again.
Yang Meng shouted loudly from there: "Damn, I said don't play with him, it's not shameful enough! Or let Teddy play. I think even a bear can play better than him!"
Teddy yelled dissatisfiedly after hearing this. What do you mean? Insult the bear?
Yang Meng shouted to Hu Yougan: "Sisters, your level is too bad. Don't say you can play basketball after you go out. My nanny is also better than your basketball level! Your endorsement NBA is not just like that. Is it the same for Tyson to endorse sanitary napkins? Oily noodles with A4 waist, pretentiously rubbing orchid fingers, and dancing well in the future. Why do you still have to scold yourself?"
Xiao Peng threw the ball back to Hu Yougan, and said to Yang Meng back, "You don't understand? What is a traffic star? Being scolded is also traffic! The more people who scold him, the higher the reputation, the more money they make. A lot! People are scolded and scolded, and their wallets are rolling up. Believe it or not? Countless people want to be scolded like this to make money. Anyway, it's not important to have money these years!"
Hu Yougan was furious after hearing this, and watched Xiao Peng turn around to talk to Yang Meng, and directly smashed the ball at the back of Xiao Peng's head!
As a result, Xiao Peng stopped the ball directly as if he had eyes behind his head. He turned around and looked at Hu Youqian coldly: "Do you want to die?"
Teddy had already seen this scene and got up from the ground and let out a low growl.
Its voice was better than anything else, and the scene fell silent instantly.
Zhao Bingyan came back to his senses first: "What are you doing, Hu You? Isn't it normal to play streetball and spray trash? Mr. Xiao is deliberately provoking you to make you not play well! Why are you taking it seriously?"
Now some people are broadcasting this basketball game. What happened just now must have been seen by many netizens. Originally, they wanted to wash Hu You’s poor basketball skills. Now it’s better. Not only has it been confirmed that Hu You’s basketball skills are indeed low. Plus a "Hu You can't afford to lose"? That reputation is really bad.
And who did he hit with basketball? Xiao Peng! Is that something Hu Yougan can afford?
After hearing what Zhao Bingyan said, Hu Yougan knew that he had done something wrong. He is known as a ‘top traffic star’, but in front of a rich man like Xiao Peng, he can dominate two words at most-----actor. Even if Xiao Peng is now on the Internet with a rhythm to discredit him, as long as Xiao Peng has money, he can't provoke Xiao Peng!
Fortunately, Zhao Bingyan is a veteran agent, and he immediately shifted the responsibility to ‘trash talk’ and gave Hu Yougan a step down.
Hu Yougan is very discerning: "Mr. Xiao, I'm sorry, my good husband is too strong, and I was a little gagged just now."
Xiao Peng coldly threw the ball to Hu Youqian: "The last time!"
After speaking, he made a gesture to Yang Meng.
Hu Yougan looked a little depressed looking at the basketball in his hand. Why did he throw the ball to himself again? Isn't this embarrassing yourself? Even if he is an idiot, he understands that it is impossible to pass Xiao Peng with his skills!
Zhao Bingyan, who was on the side, understood Hu Yougan's current mood. He shouted from the sidelines: "Go! Basketball is a sport for five people! No brothers, no basketball, don't be brave! You still have your companions! Winning the game is the most important thing. !"
Hu Yougan's eyes lit up after hearing this, right! No matter how good you are, can you beat our teammates? Those are all semi-professional players! No matter how good a person is, isn't it the same as if your teammates are not good?
Thinking of this, Hu Yougan became excited: flicking his hair, flicking, raising his eyebrows, and then passing the ball from behind to his teammate on the bottom line of the court!
The pass was so bad that it almost threw it out of bounds. His teammate almost fell out to catch the ball, but even so, the girls on the sideline were still cheering hysterically:
"This pass is so handsome! Look at the pass, look at the overall picture! Wow, it's so charming!"
"If you grow up, you will definitely be the world's top basketball star!"
"He should be in the national team now! His level is much higher than that of our national team!"
"Yes, if the national team had him, he would have won the world championship!"
This Hu Yougan didn't feel ashamed, he was used to it a long time ago, and even after hearing these words too much, sometimes he thought his fans were right!
At this time, the teammate who received Hu Youqian's pass jumped up and shot. He made a mid-shot near the free throw line, so that he could score ninety-nine shots from 100 shots without defense!
As a result, as soon as he shot the ball, he saw a shadow in front of him. Upon closer inspection, Yang Meng, who was standing at the basket just now, didn’t know when he ran in front of him. He leaped high and it was like a volleyball smash. Block!
He only heard a sound of ‘puff,’ the basketball hit Hu Yougan’s face, and Hu You fell heavily to the ground!
"Go!" exclaimed at the scene!
Xiao Peng turned his head and said to Yang Meng: "Oh, you are too careless. Hu You's dry nose is broken now... Damn it! Others have a broken nose and they are bleeding. What about his broken nose? Silica gel!"