Chapter 1642: Come and eat
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Godly Fisherman
- Lao Yang Ban Xian
- 1828 characters
- 2021-03-04 02:36:47
Xiao Peng was busy in the kitchen, and Huang Bin ran in: "Boss, they're here again!"
"Isn't it raining now?" Xiao Peng widened his eyes: "They are really unimpeded. Who is here?"
"The captain of the'Simi Valley', the captain of the'Tihachapi', the captain of the'Ivanpah', the'Kingman' and the'Ultraman'.' Huang Bin replied.
Shi Ming was taken aback: "Ultraman? Is there a Godzilla?"
Xiao Peng smiled: "Come on, you, what are you fooling around, their warships are named after places similar to ours. Ultraman is the name of a town in Arizona. Next to Kingman, it's Phoenix to Las Vegas. The only way to go. We passed by when we were in Phoenix, and Mengzi took pictures there. Didn’t you see?"
Huang Bin curled his lips after hearing this: "What do you do when you look at the photos of Mengzi? Look at his ugly face."
Xiao Peng smiled and said: "You have to think from another angle. Everything in the world has its own value. Yang Meng's photos have been washed out. They can be hung on the wall to ward off evil spirits, and they can be used for contraception when hung on the bed. Hide our beef and let them in."
"Xiao, we're here to mix dinner again!" At this time, a laugh came.
Xiao Peng didn't look up: "Captain Hamilton, I thought you couldn't come in such a big storm."
"Why don't you come? Feed the beauties and delicious food!" Hamilton laughed.
Xiao Peng commanded: "Shi Ming, get some dry towels! Let a few captains wipe it."
One person laughed when he heard it, "Xiao, you might as well give me a bottle of your magical drink if you dry the towel."
Xiao Peng curled his lips: "Qindao Beer is Qindao Beer, what other'magic drink', in the refrigerator, take it yourself. I said, Captain Harden, haven't you been transferred to the northern sea area for a mission? How come here of?"
Captain Harden took a bottle of beer and took a sip: "Haha. Didn't Hamilton perform the protection mission today? I'm just using an excuse to ask him to take over the work and come together."
Hamilton was there wiping the rain off his body: "Xiao, you don't know, your sweet potatoes and tomatoes sweet eggs have already conquered the soldiers on our boat. They are arguing every day to eat."
"We are on the boat too! Xiao, our good friend, why did you stop serving such delicious food?"
Xiao Peng raised his head and said, "Satisfied, how big is our ship? How much supplies can we bring? Now we are almost out of food, so it seems we have to go back for supplies in advance. Alas. Now we can take care of your food. Not bad, do you think I'm like you? So rich in supplies?"
Hamilton laughed after hearing this: "Xiao, I didn't come empty-handed this time. A present for you!"
At this time, a few people came in with a few large boxes. Xiao Peng looked at the logo on the box and smiled bitterly: "Damn, Hamilton, are you dealing with garbage? What are you sending me here?"
Shi Ming just came in with a box and heard Xiao Peng's words: "I told them not to move down, they have to move down, and I am so sad!"
Hamilton's eyes widened: "Xiao, this is'Spam'! I don't know how many people at the dock want to buy this stuff from us!"
Xiao Peng waved his hand: "Come on, Hamilton, you just go to coax those who have never seen the world, do I have little contact with your Star-Stripe Nation military? I found that you are all the same Star-Stripe Nation military. Honestly, when I was in Alaska, I invited the Coast Guard to dinner. They also gave me this'Spam' as a thank you. Do you all have the habit of holding your friends as garbage collection stations?"
After hearing Xiao Peng's words, Hamilton and the other captains looked at each other and gave a wry smile: "It's not that exaggerated, Xiao. We just admire your cooking skills and want to see if you can turn decadence into magic."
Xiao Peng raised his middle finger: "Then don't say this is a gift, please, it's okay if you want to come and eat, but it's boring to come and fool people!"
The reason Xiao Peng disliked the gifts they brought was because the so-called ‘gifts’ they brought were Spam’s luncheon meat. It is the legendary SPAM luncheon meat.
This kind of Spam luncheon meat is considered a high-end ingredient in the eyes of many Chinese people, but in the eyes of the Stars and Stripes, at least in the eyes of the soldiers of the Stars and Stripes, this Spam luncheon meat is out of the box.
The Navy side is better, like the Marine Corps side, breakfast is fried luncheon meat; lunch is grilled luncheon meat; dinner is tortilla with luncheon meat; by the next morning, luncheon meat pie, stewed luncheon meat, lunch Meat-sticks, boiled luncheon meat, bread coated with luncheon fat. . . . .
Therefore, this Spam luncheon meat has various nicknames in the mouths of the soldiers of the Star Stripes, such as'suspected meat of a certain type' and'submerged meat'. The most familiar name is'spiritual flesh', which shows that this kind of meat is in the star The status in the minds of Chinese soldiers.
At one stage, 90% of the pork in the whole country of Star-Tiao Nation was sold to Spam to make luncheon meat. It's weird if the soldiers of Star-Tiao Nation were not tired!
Later, the Star-Spangled Nation also discovered this problem and reduced Spam’s orders for luncheon meat, so that the Star-Spangled Nation soldiers cheered, and finally they could stay away from this ‘sweet meat’.
then. . . . . . Good times are not long. There was a trade war between China and the Stars and Stripes, and the pork from the Stars and Stripes was on China’s sanctions list, which directly cut off the imports of pork from the Stars and Stripes. This is the trouble for the pig farmers in Star-Tiao Country.
The most notable example was last July, which was the most concerned month for pig farmers and investors in Star-Tiao Country. Insiders called it the ‘BLT season’, which is the bacon, lettuce and tomato sandwich season. Because by that time, the tomatoes are ripe outdoors, people have a strong demand for pork when they eat bacon and lettuce sandwiches.
, So every year is the best time for pork market.
But in July of last year, both the stocks of meat products companies, the cash and futures prices of live pigs fell again and again.
You know, the pork from the Stars and Stripes countries is usually exported to China and Mexico. As a result, they offended these two most important buyers at the same time last year: He and Mexico increased the import taxes on steel and aluminum, and Mexico increased the tax rates on the Stars and Stripes for pork. It’s doubled; and China Xia is even more ruthless, with a direct 25% tax. If you add in the previous import tax, the pork tax rate in Star-Tiao Country is as high as 71%. At the same time, those importers have to pay 10% value-added tax. Taxes are up to 81%! So who would dare to import pork from Star Tiao Country?
Of course, the Stars and Stripes are superpowers, how can they easily give in? So looking for new customers, they finally moved Argentina. For a while, the whole country became excited. You know, Argentina has not imported pork with them in 25 years!
But it’s a bit sad: Argentina’s pork imports from Star-Tiao Country are 10 million U.S. dollars a year, but what about the market he lost? Mexico 1.5 billion a year, China 1.1 billion a year! This is not enough.
The worst is the pig farmers in the Star-Tiao Country. The Star-Tiao Country has a lot of agricultural subsidies, but that is only limited to the dairy and grain industries, and the pig farmers cannot receive any subsidies. As the world's largest pork exporter, the entire pig industry is bleak.
Stars and Stripes can't just watch all the pig farmers change jobs, right? So they came up with the best solution-----Spam luncheon meat. So the current soldiers of the Stars and Stripes began a happy life of three luncheon meat a day. Even the "Noble Forces" Star Stripe Navy did not escape the control of Spam's Luncheon Meat.
Those recruits may still feel good to eat, but who of those veterans don't want to vomit after seeing Spam's luncheon meat? Otherwise, they can't come here all day to have a meal, right?
After eating so much of Xiao Peng and others, why should it be a momentary meaning? So just to give these Spam luncheon meat to Xiao Pengxing. He heard that Chinese people like this stuff very much, and that this kind of luncheon meat was in short supply before the trade issue between the two countries.
Unexpectedly, this made Xiao Peng despise, and now they are as embarrassed as they are.
Harden stepped forward to ease the embarrassment: "Um, Xiao, your fried beef slices are so beautiful! This snow pattern is good!"
Xiao Peng nodded, "After all, it's Wagyu beef. This beef is so valuable because of his value, isn't it?"
"Wagyu?" Several captains were shocked when they heard this. Of course, they knew that the famous'wagyu' in the U.S. country, but the price was also very beautiful. Although their income was good, they were really not as good as they usually eat wagyu. It's only occasionally tasted when there are guests. How can it be like Xiao Peng where I eat this for work meals? This is a bit too luxurious, right?
Looking at the wagyu beef there, it is clear that it is the highest grade Kobe beef of the fifth and twelfth class! Such meat is all sky-high, but it turns out that it is eaten casually here? How luxurious are you here?
Looking at the big piece of Wagyu beef in front of Xiao Peng, Harden and other captains were considering whether they had gone wrong. They are all on the sea, so why do people fish so well?
"Xiao, do you eat wagyu for your work meal?" Harden was a little unbelievable about what he saw before his eyes.
Xiao Peng shook his head: "We rarely eat wagyu beef for work meals. We just bought some and tasted it. I will take out these wagyu beef when you come here."
After hearing Xiao Peng's answer, several ships let out a long breath.
"Oh, it's okay, Xiao, if you really eat wagyu every day, then I should really consider whether it's time to change jobs." Captain Hamilton exclaimed.
Xiao Peng was taken aback after hearing this, "Huh? You said this? Then you are misunderstood. We don't eat wagyu here because it is not tasty. But after all, it is so expensive and wasteful if you don't eat it. It happened that you came here. , I will take it out to entertain you."
"...Xiao, can I think you are joking?"