Chapter 1894: Kansas farmer
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Godly Fisherman
- Lao Yang Ban Xian
- 1898 characters
- 2021-03-04 02:37:59
Which state is the most boring state in the Stars and Stripes?
Anyway, in the eyes of the vast majority of Stars and Stripes, it is Kansas.
Here is a plain, except for the desert is the farm.
But there are also advantages here, that is, the fifty states of the Star-Tiao Country, the roads here are of the best quality.
It may also be due to the boringness here. Kansas is one of the most secure states in the Star-Strong Nation. For example, the famous University of Kansas is located in Lawrence, a suburban area. From where to drive an hour to Kansas City, criminals are Not willing to go.
The vast majority of residents in Kansas are white, and most of them are whites of German descent. They inherited the character of the Germans, and they are not sandy in their eyes. Since the road conditions here are good and boring, so the situation of drag racing Quite a lot, and the police here are just catching the drag racing.
Xiao Peng saw a sign pointing to a farm, and he drove directly into the farm.
"No one?" After the two got out of the car, they found no one on the farm.
Alessi thought for a while: "Did you go to work?"
Xiao Peng shrugged: "God knows, go, let's knock on the door and have a look."
Alessi said: "Forget it, let me knock on the door, after all, I am a woman."
Xiao Peng nodded after hearing this: "Well, what you said makes sense."
Just like in the movie, when you knock on the door of a stranger's house in the Stars and Stripes, especially in these remote areas, you really have to say something like "I don't have a weapon". The Star Stripe Nation implements the ‘Castle Law’. Simply put, your house is your own castle. Someone comes in without permission? Go straight and do it!
So it’s good for a lady to knock on the door and make the owner feel safe.
Of course, this security is also relative. One such incident happened in Star Stripe a few days ago. When a policewoman went home and knocked on the door, it was a man who opened the door. She took out the gun and killed it with one shot. That man.
It turned out that the policewoman had gone to the wrong door and knocked on the door of the neighbor's house. His poor neighbor was shot down by her.
It was three days after the incident that the policewoman was arrested, and then she was only charged with manslaughter. Three hundred thousand dollars can be released on bail-yes, the policewoman is white, and the dead neighbor is black.
"Is anyone here? We don't have weapons, we need help!" Alessi shouted after knocking on the door. Xiao Peng looked at the house, which was an ordinary single-storey house in the Stars and Stripes. There was a rocking chair beside it. It is the beer bottles and cans that have been drunk. It seems that the host of this house likes beer.
Xiao Peng leaned on the engine cover and smoked a cigarette watching Alesi knock on the door. Tsk tsk, the knock on the door was also nervous, and the people in the room were also nervous. There is a word in Huaxia called ‘Being prepared for danger in times of peace’, and Xiao Peng walked so many places, and seeing this ‘Being prepared for danger in times of peace’, the best thing to do is the people of Star Stripe---everyone here has delusions of persecution!
"No one seems to be there," Xiao Peng said.
As a result, as soon as he finished speaking, he heard the sound of pulling the safety plug. The two looked back, and a man behind him was pointing a gun at him there.
The man was wearing denim overalls, his clothes still had a lot of oil stains, and his hands were full of oil stains. It looked like he had just come out of the garage on one side.
"Hey buddy, don't be impulsive." Xiao Peng brightened the cigarette in his hand: "I only have cigarettes in my hand, no guns!"
Alesi wanted to come over, and the man pointed the gun at her again: "Don't move!"
Xiao Peng shrugged and said: "
Don't be nervous, you should aim your gun at me! "
As a result, the man looked at Xiao Peng and suddenly said hesitantly: "Are you Xiao? Samuel?"
"Eh?" Xiao Peng was taken aback: "Do you know me? That's easy, buddy, put the gun down!"
As a result, instead of putting down the gun, the man aimed at Xiao Peng again.
Xiao Peng was taken aback, he really saw the killing intent in the eyes of this man! who is this? Why do you feel so hostile to yourself?
He was ready to attack first and take his gun off. As a result, the man gritted his teeth fiercely, shut the gun and put aside the insurance.
"My name is Noren Businier. I have oil on my hands, so I won't shake hands with you." The man introduced himself: "Come in and sit down." After he finished speaking, he took the gun and opened the door. Signaled Xiao Peng to go in.
Xiao Peng was confused, and Alessi followed Nolen into his house. This is an ordinary house in Stars and Stripes. It is a two-story house. The upper floor should be an attic, but it looks a little in disrepair, and there are many places on the wall peeling off.
"Coffee? Juice or beer?" Nolan asked.
Xiao Peng said: "Coffee is good."
Nolen replied directly: "Well, there is only beer at home now." After that, he found a towel and wiped his hands, opened the refrigerator, and took out two cans, one to Alessi and one to Xiao Peng .
With the help of a can of beer, Xiao Peng said: "...then what's the point of asking me if I want coffee and juice?"
"It doesn't make sense, it's just polite." Nolan answered directly.
Xiao Peng was speechless, and he was not polite. He opened the beer and drank it: "I'm really thirsty, Nolan, how do I feel that you seem to be hostile to me?"
Nolan did not deny: "Yes, I really hated you just now."
"Why? Should we meet for the first time?" Xiao Peng asked.
Noren said: "We really met for the first time. To be precise, I have no reason to hate you. After all, you are doing the right thing."
Xiao Peng was confused: "You have completely confused me."
Nolan asked, "You saved an old man who was in a traffic accident last night, right?"
Xiao Peng nodded: "Uh, you said Nevada? Yes, is there any problem?"
Nolan took a sip of beer: "There is no problem, but the person you saved is the person I hate the most."
Xiao Peng: "...Uh, sorry, when I save a person, I only think about his life, and don't think about his enemies. As for the old man...I am sorry, you two Doesn’t his life seem to be parallel?"
He still remembers that old man, he was very exquisite, he was in a suit and leather shoes, and he drove the same. A 1974 Alfa Romeo Bertone GTV with manual transmission. This is an older generation of GT racing car. It was also a trendy person who had money to buy car. It is more expensive to keep it today.
It’s very interesting in Xingtiao Country. All the cars with manual transmission are rich people-the cars here are all automatic, and only high-end sports cars and antique cars have manual transmission.
And Nolan? One can tell from this image, "Red Neck", it is difficult to have a direct connection between the two.
Nolan said lightly: "That's my father, the great Milton Bussinier... Humph!" He gave a cold snort when he spoke.
Xiao Peng
I'm a little puzzled by Nolan's meaning, but this is a family chore, isn't it difficult for an upright official to break the chore?
Nolan asked: "I don't know what I can do to help you?"
Xiao Peng said quickly: "Our car is out of gas. I wonder if you have gasoline here?"
After hearing this, Nolan shook his head: "My machinery and cars use diesel. I really don't have gasoline here."
Xiao Peng scratched his head after hearing this: "I can't insist on the nearest gas station. What should I do?"
Noel said: "Old David on the farm next to me has gasoline. I'll go and get some for you."
Xiao Peng asked, "Is his home far away?"
"Not far, a five-mile drive," Nolan replied.
Xiao Peng: "...My car can last five miles, let's go with you."
Nolan shook his head and said, "No, I'll go there by myself. Old David is an eschatologicalist and doesn't see outsiders."
Xiao Peng covered his face. The persecution delusion of the Nima Star Stripe countryman was indeed severe. This eschatologist is one of them.
In fact, eschatologists appeared very early. From more than a hundred years ago, Schweitzer and Duodex began to promote the imminent judgment of God. However, not many people believed in this at that time. Until the beginning of the Cold War decades ago, every family in the Star Striped Kingdom built basements in their backyards, hoarding food, materials, weapons and ammunition in order to deal with the danger of the end of the world. There is a kind of "doomsday pop culture" in the Stars and Stripes. Many people believe that this is a Hollywood movie or a zombie explosion, or a nuclear war, or a planet hitting the earth. . . . . . Anyway, such subjects are the most popular in the Stars and Stripes. Especially in the central part of the Star Strip Country, this theory is the most popular. In Utah, Colorado, and Kansas, there have been "Doomsday Operators" exhibitions, where various weapons and supplies to deal with the apocalypse were sold.
And these doomsday survivalists are hoarding all kinds of materials at home. Gasoline is no exception.
In fact, there are such people all over the star-bar country, and there are such people everywhere, but Utah has the most, because their religious culture emphasizes food storage and a self-sufficient lifestyle, which fits this doomsday theory.
Nolan was a very straightforward person. He directly found a gasoline can and put it in the trunk of his car, told Xiao Peng and the others to wait for them, and then left by themselves, leaving Xiao Peng and Alessi sitting in his house and staring at each other.
Alessi said silently: "He just left? Aren't we afraid of us stealing his things?"
Xiao Peng smiled bitterly: "Steal? What? Steal the can and beer bottle at the door? Besides, our car is out of gas. Where can we go if we stole it? Forget it, help me get a can of beer, my voice It's almost smoking."
Alesi took out a can of beer from the refrigerator, and Xiao Peng held it: "Uh, as a Chinese, I am still not used to staying in his room when the host is away. Let's go to the door and wait."
Alessi nodded, and walked out of the room with Xiao Peng and sat in the rocking chair at the door slowly waiting for Nolen.
As a result, while the two were waiting, an old Toyota Corolla drove over. As soon as the car stopped, a woman came down from the car with a gun and pointed at Xiao Peng, "Who are you? Why are you sitting in front of our house? ?"
Xiao Peng: "..."
This is definitely Nolen’s wife, who likes to point a gun at others?