Chapter 1919: You are dishonest

"In the future, if anyone tells me that Huaxia people don't have a sense of humor, I will be anxious." Taylor laughed.
Maria made a'shhh' gesture to her: "Be quiet, everyone else is sleeping. Xiao, we won't discuss this issue anymore, it's too serious, can you tell us about China?"
Xiao Peng was taken aback: "What does China have to talk about? China is too big. Today, I, a Chinese person, dare not say that I know everything about China. I can only introduce a few cities I know, and even now It doesn’t make much sense to introduce to you. China’s changes are very fast, especially in those cities. I have left my hometown and worked outside for a few years, but after returning home, I don’t even know my home. Just think about it here. How fast will it change."
Taylor said silently: "You can blow this too much, right? My hometown of Mobile has not changed since I was born."
When Maria heard this, she stabs Taylor secretly a few times, and Taylor realized that she had said something wrong, and quickly closed her mouth.
Xiao Peng felt their anxiety, "Is Mobile, the hometown of A-Gump, you mentioned?"
Maria nodded helplessly. Xiao Peng grinned, um, it's no wonder that people from Alabama came out so religiously to preach. The most conservative place in the whole star-stripe country, and Mobile is the conservative among the conservatives.
To give a few simple examples: demonstrations can also be made here, but no more than six people can be arrested. This is unimaginable in the star-tangle country; you can't find ‘adult goods’ stores in the entire city, which are also prohibited by law; even once, in order to prohibit same-sex marriage, everyone was not allowed to get married!
This is not a joke, because the Federal Supreme Court of the Star-Spangled State ruled that it is discriminatory to issue a marriage certificate to the opposite sex, so it simply stopped all marriage registrations, and even put the theory of evolution and climate change into textbooks in 2015, even so. However, many textbooks still do not talk about the theory of evolution and climate change. Even some private school teachers who want to teach in the contract must first ensure that they do not spread knowledge of anti-church content such as the theory of evolution.
All in all, there is a magical place.
By the way, many Western countries do not extradite criminals with Huaxia because Huaxia retains the death penalty, and they do not have the death penalty. In fact, this is really nonsense. There are more than a dozen states in the Stars and Stripes that retain the death penalty, and Alabama is one of them. This state’s annual death penalty execution list ranks second in the Stars and Stripes! However, more people think that they should be the first, because the population of Texas ranked first is six times that of Alabama!
So Alabama is very unwelcome in the Stars and Stripes. This is not the regional blackness of China, but it is really black in them! Alabamas will introduce themselves when they go out, and they will not say they are Alabamas after staying outside for a long time. . . . . .
Seeing Xiao Peng's smiling face, Taylor was not angry: "Even if Alabama is not good, it is also the Stars and Stripes Nation, much better than China."
Xiao Peng shrugged and said, "Taylor, I will teach you a word called Huaxia Efficiency."
Taylor was confused: "What do you mean?"
Xiao Peng thought for a while: "Let me use a few facts to give you an example. For example, the Longwangmiao overpass in Nanchang, Jiangxi, has a total length of 589 meters. Because it has been in service for too long, it will be demolished. Guess how long will it be demolished?"
Tyler and Maria shook their heads together: "A few months?"
Xiao Peng shrugged and said, "It only took a few hours and a bridge was gone."
"It's impossible!" the two sisters shouted together.
Xiao Peng smiled: "I'm telling you about the reconstruction of Longyan Railway Station in Fujian. It took only nine hours for 1,500 workers to build a new railway platform."
"It's even more impossible!" The two sisters widened their eyes.
Xiao Peng shrugged: "If these are not intuitive, let me tell you something more amazing. Have you been to Manhattan?"
The two sisters nodded together: "Of course, we went to Manhattan to take a look before we boarded the plane." This plane flew from New York to China, and they would definitely visit Manhattan when they arrived in New York.
Xiao Peng said: "It's a pity that this aircraft belongs to the Flying Magic Capital and not the Flying Capital. If you go to the Imperial Capital, you can take a look at the newly built airport in the Imperial Capital, which is four-fifths the size of Manhattan and is also one of the most advanced airports in the world. One, guess how long it took to build such a large airport?"
The two sisters shook their heads together, and Xiao Peng stretched out three fingers: "It only took more than three years. This is China's efficiency."
Taylor laughed suddenly: "Well, I almost believed it. You are really the most bragging person I have ever met. Do you really think we don't know China? Tell you, we are all ready before we go: you Huaxia is now a backward place, and people are living a dire life under the hands of the dictator! You can only eat fish and meat during the Chinese New Year, and you can’t eat enough in normal days. Well, besides, men in your country wear four-pocketed clothes. Clothes, a little hat, and riding a bicycle! That's because you are so backward, that's why we are going to rescue you."
Xiao Peng covered his face: "Taylor, look at the many Chinese people on this plane. Is there anyone like you mentioned?"
Taylor said: "I know this. If you Chinese people have to receive the so-called'foreign affairs education', you must receive training before you can go abroad. You can only go abroad after you wear training."
"Who are you listening to!" Xiao Peng was completely helpless: "Forget it, what do you guys say?"
Seeing Xiao Peng not defending, Taylor felt that he had won and said triumphantly. : "What? Let me say it?"
Xiao Peng did not argue, "What does that sentence say? Never wake up a person who pretends to be asleep. But I can assure you that from the moment you get off the plane, you will understand that you are wrong."
Taylor came to the spirit: "Xiao, you all rely on bicycles when you go out in China, what should you do if you want to go out?"
"It depends on how far it is. If it's not too far, we rode a panda and left. If it's really far, we'll walk on the clouds. Don't you watch our Huaxia movies? Fly!"
"Cut, you think I'm stupid? That's all a lie. If you can fly, why do you even fly?"
"Oh, we can only fly within the country. That has to do with our country's geomagnetism."
"It's so good! Are you lying to me?"
"You just listen."
"Do you really have pandas everywhere in China? We went to China to see giant pandas."
Xiao Peng gave a sly smile: "Of course, I have a panda."
"...I knew you lied to me! I've asked someone about it. The pandas in your country are national treasures, and they are all in the zoo! You cannot raise pandas in private!"
"Huh? Who did you listen to?"
"We saw a panda at the zoo, the guide inside said."
"Don't you ask if he has been to Huaxia? Isn't that a point of view? I usually ride a panda to play."
"Haha... By the way, do you have a freeway in China?"
"Everyone rides a panda on a bicycle, what highway do you want?"
Taylor still wanted to ask, Maria stopped her: "Did you not hear it? Xiao is teasing you. Xiao, tell us what the real Huaxia is like? I heard that you have very little income. Is it true?"
Xiao Peng thought for a while: "That's true. Our average monthly income per capita in China is only more than 400 US dollars."
"So little?" Tyler's eyes widened: "If you say that, we are also rich when we go to China! I can earn more than one thousand dollars a month by working."
Xiao Peng nodded: "But you also have to consider a price comparison issue. Huaxia's income purchasing power is actually the world's largest, which means that the money you make can be compared with the ability to actually buy things. If you are really in Stars and Stripes The country can lead a prosperous life in China after making a lot of money."
Taylor looked disbelief: "I don't believe what you said, if China is really so good, why are there only a large number of Chinese in the Stars and Stripes, and not so many people from the Stars and Stripes living in the Chinese?"
Xiao Peng smiled and said: "There are many problems in this. I don't deny that Huaxia used to have a very poor period. As you said, you can only eat meat during the holidays. Many people can't survive. The way to go outside and fight hard, this is a batch of people who went out, but that was before, and the development speed of China in the past 20 years is beyond people's imagination!
"There is also a group of so-called foreigners and foreigners. Just like the group in your Stars and Stripes, they think France is heaven. There are also a group of people in China who think that the Stars and Stripes are heaven. In the eyes of these people, the Stars and Stripes are everywhere. Gold, they had a bad time in Huaxia, so they wanted to go to the Stars and Stripes to pick up gold. In addition, a group of people engaged in immigrants to make money pushed back to the flames and desperately promoted the benefits of the Stars and Stripes. Some people believed it. , I went to the Stars and Stripes, and I regret not regretting how the life is going. They are dumb eating dumplings-----I know it in my heart. I ask the question of privacy, how much money do you bring with you?"
After hearing Xiao Peng’s question, the two sisters stared at Xiao Peng: "What do you want to do?"
Xiao Peng waved his hand: "Don't be nervous, you don't need to answer me, this plane is to the magic city, you will live there for a while, don’t think life in the magic city is so simple. Don’t think you have brought three to five thousand. U.S. dollars can be rich there. If you don’t plan well, you may not be able to stick to it for a month. In this way, I will leave a phone call for you. If you really can’t live anymore, contact me. Then I will arrange for you. jobs."
As a result, his kindness was rejected: "We thank you for your kindness, but... Sorry, we don't like you."
"Why?" Xiao Peng widened his eyes.
"You are dishonest."
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