Chapter 538: Seal oil scam (plus more)
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Godly Fisherman
- Lao Yang Ban Xian
- 2041 characters
- 2021-03-04 02:29:24
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Academician Liu still doesn't understand Xiao Peng. If it were Sun Lao-zai, he would definitely accuse Xiao Peng of how careful he was.
Xiao Peng really left Qianliyan and left Academician Liu and others in Qianlihu. Every day Xiaoqiu went to give them food, cooked vegetables in clean water and added a little salt.
Academician Liu and his group are really restricted to Qianli Lake, they can only observe the baiji dolphins. If they want to observe the turtles, they have hidden for hibernation in the winter. They wanted to go out for a stroll. If Pan Peiyu and the others were on guard, they could also discuss it, but the polar bears and wolverines guarding them turned out to be really maddening to come out! Who dares to provoke them with big paws and big mouths.
Academician Liu had no choice but to call Xiao Peng, but the phone was turned off and asked Xiaoqiu where he had gone. Xiaoqiu only said that the boss and Yang Meng had gone to buy new year goods and did not say when he would be back. Academician Liu was so sad, Xiaoqiu was also interesting. He secretly handed Academician Liu a pack of smoked dolphin meat, saying that Xiao Peng left it for Academician Liu, and said that he should not let Academician Liu’s students know that they don’t eat meat. . . . . . .
Only then did Academician Liu understand that Xiao Peng was hating his student, so why is this kid holding hatred?
At this time, Xiao Peng was really buying new year goods with Yang Meng, but he looked at the new year goods bought by Yang Meng, how he felt abnormal.
"Mengzi, I can still understand that you buy so much pork for the New Year goods. After all, it is not easy to buy during the New Year. But what do you mean by buying a digital minilab? Do you want to open a wedding photo studio in Qianliyan?" Xiao Peng still Said his doubts.
For a minilab, which is also a photo-processing equipment, Yang Meng is optimistic about an imported laser minilab with a asking price of more than one million yuan.
Yang Meng smiled mysteriously: "I have found the joy of photography again."
"? Ah blanket" Xiao Peng surprised a moment: "You do not let those users to repair face scared that no longer play photography begin?"
After Yang Meng heard this, he laughed loudly: "I finally know what the true meaning of photography art is! I am now playing body art! I'm shooting real people directly, how do I think they fake it?"
Xiao Peng was stunned: "What are you talking about?"
Yang Meng said mysteriously: "Didn't I post some landscape photos at the time? They pulled me into a photography group. I thought it was for exchanging photography experience. Who knew that after I went in, I found out that the doorway is very deep."
"Why is the doorway deep?" Xiao Peng asked.
Yang Meng said triumphantly: "Do you know the so-called'tender models'? An organization in the group directly finds a tender model to be a model. Each person pays some money and signs a confidentiality agreement. All kinds of photos were taken, and the filming was finished. There is also after-sales service. A little extra money will be a real job."
Xiao Peng looked at Yang Meng speechlessly: "I'll go, your taste is too bad now, right? You can do all this?"
"Who said I was on?" Yang Meng said with disdain: "I'm just shooting all kinds of photos. One day I am going to play a game with a lost USB flash drive. Anyway, the Internet is so developed, I plan to make them completely popular."
"Uh." Xiao Peng looked at Yang Meng, "You are so bad."
"Am I bad?" Yang Meng said disdainfully: "I usually look down on these girls the most. They are all ice and jade. The men who have slept have never known that they can go around the earth a few times. It’s a famous brand, and people who don’t know think it’s a wealth of wealth. Quante’s earned it by cheating."
"Then what do you buy a minilab? Isn't that throwing money to play?" Xiao Peng puzzled.
"I will print it out as a booklet and I will take it out as a gift." Yang Meng said.
Xiao Peng's eyes widened: "Fuck, don't you study the law? If you really do this, it depends on how the public security department determines the nature of your matter. If it is based on the "China Public Security Administration Punishment Law" , If you make and spread these pictures like this or use the Internet to spread these pictures, you can be detained for ten to fifteen days and fined less than 3,000 yuan. If the circumstances are minor, it is also detention for less than five days or less than five hundred yuan. Fine."
Yang Mengyile: "I can still afford these fines. What are you afraid of?"
"If you count it according to the Criminal Law, you are spreading YIN filthy pictures, and you can be sentenced to a fixed-term imprisonment of up to two years." Xiao Peng continued.
"So cruel?" Yang Meng's eyes widened. "Then what good is it for me to buy this stuff?"
Xiao Peng shrugged: "How do I know?"
"Yes, don't buy it. Turn around and throw the USB disk everywhere. What do we do next?" Yang Meng asked.
Xiao Peng said: "Continue to buy New Year goods."
"Buy it? The car for wearing is full." Yang Meng smiled bitterly.
"I want to buy some nutrients for my parents, so that they can nourish their bodies." Xiao Peng said. In fact, these nourishment products are not as good as Xiao Peng Wu Li's body conditioning. Xiao Peng did this to give the old man peace of mind.
"What health products to buy? How about seal oil? I heard it blows loudly." Yang Meng remembered the seal oil made by Xiao Peng using harbour seal fat, and directly thought of the health product seal oil. Just passing by a place selling health products, someone gave him a leaflet about Canadian seal oil. "I heard that seal oil is very effective in removing blood clots and high blood lipids in the body. I saw them do an experiment. They poured seal oil in their hands, put the chewed gum in their hands and rubbed them, and finally the gum melted completely. Up!"
Xiao Peng smiled: "Mengzi, do you know? The chewed gum is actually pectin. Pectin dissolves in fat. You can get some peanut oil or gasoline to dissolve the chewed gum! There is no clinical report confirming it. Oil is good for the human body. Some people say that seal oil contains omega 3 fatty acids, but most deep-sea fish are rich in omega 3 fatty acids. Many fish are rich in more than seal oil. And you know, like seals Such large carnivores have a lot of mercury, which is easy to cause heavy metal poisoning, so it is really hard to say whether it is good or bad."
Yang Meng was shocked: "But I think seal oil is really hot right now! It's almost becoming the ginseng fruit in the nutrition market."
Xiao Peng sighed and said: "In fact, seal oil is the most insulting advertisement for Chinese people's IQ. Look at those advertisements, what is the only baby food recommended by Health Canada so far. Those who believe this are all peeing? Feelings? Is this seal oil similar to lard oil better than breast milk? Moreover, seal oil has not undergone clinical trials at all. Those so-called seal oils that have undergone clinical trials are all nonsense."
Yang Meng wondered: "Then how dare they use clinical trials for publicity?"
Xiao Peng shook his head and said, "They find a group of people to eat seal oil, and it would be considered a clinical trial. Actually? What is a clinical trial? It refers to the entire team of doctors studying the diagnosis, prevention, and drug testing of patients’ symptoms. All kinds of tests, until the disease is eliminated or the disease is improved, the whole process is called a clinical trial. A drug needs to be clinically tested in humans, and must be approved by the relevant hospital, doctors and medical groups, university research institutes, and It requires financial support from large companies to complete! A small clinical trial will cost at least a few million U.S. dollars to complete a large human clinical trial involving thousands of people. How much does it cost? Besides, seal oil is not a drug. Like fish oil, it doesn’t even have a patent. Is there anyone who is willing to invest in such a meaningless and fruitless human clinical trial? I want to know that this is a fake with my heel. There are so many people in Huaxia who are willing to believe in them."
"It's not so exaggerated. Look, it's written here. Those Canadian seal oils are all ‘GMP certified by the Canadian Health Department’." Yang Meng pointed to the introduction on the leaflet.
Xiao Peng smiled: "These GMP batch numbers are the batch numbers of the packaging factory, which can only indicate that the packaging factory meets the production conditions, but if there is any problem with the seal oil factory, it is not known. What is in your capsule? For the oil industry, packaging factories don’t care about those. But seal oil is not a medicine and requires a food hygiene certificate issued by the Newfoundland Fisheries Department. Do you see the advertisement?
Yang Meng looked around: "It's really not there yet!"
"Of course it can't be! Canada can't issue a food hygiene certificate to seal oil!" Xiao Peng said. "Large marine animals like seals have excessive heavy metal content in their bodies. How can a country like Canada with great food hygiene issue a food hygiene certificate to seal oil?"
Yang Meng asked his biggest puzzle: "Then why is the production of Canadian seal oil so hot?"
Xiao Peng shrugged: "The seals living in Canada are just as unlucky as the brown bears living in Russia. There is a seal hunting season in Canada every year. The Canadian government believes that too many seals not only affect the local cod production, but also are not conducive to seals. Because of its own development, it allows limited commercial killings every year, and exports products such as seal skins and seal oil. Approximately 300,000 seals are hunted every year. In the beginning, the reason for the hunting of seals was the market for seal skins. I know that there is a huge demand for seal skins in Europe. As for seal meat and seal oil, almost no one cares about them. Later, a clever profiteer came up with the idea of seal oil, so the entire Southeast Asia was all Canadian seal oil. The seal oil used to feed dogs has now become a hot commodity."
Seeing Yang Meng's mouth open and not speaking, Xiao Peng continued: "What's even more ridiculous is that now the EU is likely to pass a bill to ban EU countries from importing seal products from Canada. The Netherlands and Belgium have already taken the lead- A related bill was introduced to ban the import of Canadian seal products. You should know that the main market for Canadian seal skins is Europe. Many people believe that if the EU passes the Seal Protection Act, the number of seals killed in Canada may be reduced. Tsk, these People are too naive."
"Why are they naive? Without Europe buying seal skins, would they still kill so many seals?" Yang Meng asked.
"Of course, the market and profits of seal oil have surpassed the seal skin market anyway. As long as Southeast Asia still holds seal oil as a nutrient, Canada will not stop hunting seals. This is all money!" Xiao Peng Said lightly.
Yang Meng wanted to say something, but Xiao Peng called. After a few words, Xiao Peng hung up: "Mengzi, let's go, we don't have to buy it. You can go back to Qianliyan."
"What's wrong?" Yang Meng asked.
"Academician Liu only left one student, and the rest have rushed back to the imperial capital. This time, it's finally not disturbing."