Chapter 737: Weird Old Man Elmer

Xiao Peng carried the bow box and Emilia back to the motorcycle, Emilia took a look, hey, the bow and arrow that Xiao Peng shot just now is shooting on the tree next to the motorcycle. Why is there a broken pair on the ground? Sunglasses? Emilia wanted to pull out the arrow but couldn't pull it out. Xiao Peng reached out and pulled out the arrow shaft and put it in the bow box.
"Emilia, let's go, we have to get to Oro Grande by night, otherwise we will miss the view."
Emilia pouted, "Xiao Peng, you are too careless. I don't know if you bought this bow and arrow is a good thing or a bad thing. How can you shoot it out like this? What if you shoot someone? do?"
Xiao Peng smiled: "It was a flop just now. I was lucky. Didn't this shoot anyone?"
Emilia mumbled: "I wish you were so lucky every time, you scared me to death, you know?"
Xiao Peng smiled: "Don't worry, I won't just take it out to play with the head office, am I?"
Emilia nodded, got on the motorcycle with Xiao Peng, and galloped away. It’s at least five hours’ drive from Oro Grande. How can we waste time here?
However, at the moment the motorcycle was driven out, Xiao Peng took advantage of Emilia's lack of attention and stretched out a towards the rear.
"Damn it! He has found us!" shouted Ivan sitting in the car.
Mozkov didn't say a word, and was taken aback there. Ivan slapped him before he came back to his senses.
"Ivan, he wanted to kill me just now! That's definitely it! This guy is terrible, did you see it just now? He is at least seventy meters away from me! Just like this he shot off my sunglasses! God! "
Ivan was thinking: "How did he find us?"
Xiao Peng is not stupid either. After the motorcycle was destroyed last time, he was more mindful. Now whenever it is parking, he will put his mind clone beside the car. Didn't it mean that there are fewer thieves? Who said this, stand up, Xiao Peng promises not to kill him!
Just now Xiao Peng was shopping in the store, and suddenly he discovered that someone was approaching his motorcycle and wanted to do damage. Xiao Peng discovered that it was the thief-loving gay, mmp. You guys are staring at me to steal Up? Thinking of this, Xiao Peng shot an arrow out, shattering Mozkov's sunglasses, which almost made Mozkov pee!
Mozkov and Ivan both claim to be people who have seen the world who have crawled out of the pile of dead bodies, but because of this, they know more about the value of life and cherish the current life more.
For an instant, Mozkov felt that God was waving his little hand to say hello.
Ivan looked at Mozkov excitedly, and said hurriedly, "Hey, brother, calm down."
"Calm down? How can you calm me down? Let us protect Emilia? She is sitting next to her with "Eagle Eye" and still use us to protect it? I'm about to collapse!" Mozkov waved.
Ivan patted Mozkov on the shoulder: "Brother, do you still want to go back to Africa?"
Hearing what Ivan said, Mozkov calmed down: "Ivan, what should we do now?"
Ivan thought for a while, "I can't do anything now, but I still have to follow, let’s go, it’s really hard to do." After speaking, the two started the car and followed the light on the GPS. Embarked on Route 66.
Route 66, completed in 1926, has definitely played a huge role in the history of the development of the United States. First of all, when this road was constructed, it was during the Great Depression of the United States. This construction project provided countless numbers for the Stars and Stripes. employment position. When it was completed, it was the main passage to the western part of the Star Striped Nation at that time, which greatly helped many areas along the way. Many people gradually become wealthy by relying on the road to do business.
But later, because Route 66 was no longer able to handle the increasingly busy traffic, it was forced to retire. Starting in 1985, it withdrew from the American highway system and replaced it with the ‘interstate highway system’. The significance of today's Route 66 is no longer a transportation road, but a tourist landscape road. More people go this way because there is a feeling to stay in. It is a way to experience nostalgia and one of the favorite roads of motorcyclists.
Xiao Peng took Emilia through the prosperous Santa Monica, and finally embarked on Route 66 and began his long march. When riding a motorcycle in the city, Xiao Peng was still a little nervous. It’s not like Huaxia will restrict motorcycles, right? Facts have proved that Xiao Peng really thinks too much. California is the only state in the Stars and Stripes that allows motorcycles to pass through cars. They think this is safer for motorcycles.
Motorcycles in Los Angeles can be seen almost everywhere. As long as you obey the law and ride slowly, no one will pay attention to you. Of course, you can't make excessive behaviors.
After all, the speed limit in Los Angeles is very severe, and the police have high enforcement authority. It's like those behaviors when you are driving your head at high speed. Well, you look very enjoyable. Stars and Stripes are even more enjoyable when you watch it. Because such behavior is caught by the police, the maximum sentence can be 20 years!
Don't ask how Xiao Peng knew about this. The two fools who looked up after seeing Emilia were still struggling under the police. . . . . .
Xiao Peng’s first feeling when he arrived on Route 66 was that he seemed to have come to another world. Who would have thought that there was such a retro side in the bustling Los Angeles? Take the place Xiao Peng is currently docking for example. There is a small supermarket and a restaurant. The architectural style has been traced back at least thirty years ago, and it feels desolate.
Emilia drank a lot of drinks in Santa Monica and went to the bathroom, so Xiao Peng stopped here for a while. Smoke a cigarette by the way. It is said that traveling with Emilia also has its advantages and disadvantages. The advantage is that it is not boring to have a beautiful woman. It is not a disadvantage. . . . . . Xiao Peng can't smoke at any time, and this is also one when he goes to the toilet.
Xiao Peng went to the toilet and found a tree to solve it. And Emilia. . . . . . Not to mention it. It's all tears when I say too much, and I don't know how Emilia grew up. That living is called a fine, Xiao Peng can guarantee that if it hadn't been taken care of by Xiao Peng along the way, Emilia's coming-of-age journey would have ended.
Xiao Peng squatted beside the motorcycle to smoke, and an old man came next to him: "Oh Shet, is this'asiansquat'?"
The talking old man wears a pair of brown sunglasses, a gray beard hanging down to his chest, a sun hat, and a T-shirt that makes people feel dirty. He is leaning on a cane in his hand and looks a little unwell. .
Xiao Peng smiled and said, "Yes, this is Asiansquat."
I don't know what kind of wind they smoked. For a while, many Europeans and Americans suddenly discovered a magical skill of Asians like they discovered the New World: squatting.
When traveling, you will meet Asians who are tired of walking and squatting for a while. When queuing, there will be people standing tired and squatting for a while. In competitions such as the Olympic Games, you often see Asian athletes squatting on the ground to rest. It shocked Europeans and Americans. Because most Europeans and Americans, root! this! do! Do not! To!
At night, many people imitated, and they fell to the ground within a few seconds, so a proper term appeared in English, that is, Asian squat.
There is even a website in Star and Stripe Country that wrote an article specifically to popularize Internet users in Europe and the United States about what is called Asian squatting. This is how they explain it: Open legs-squatting posture where both legs are fully on the ground and heels are tilted. The posture of the ground does not count.
This action is as simple as breathing for Asians, and many people in Europe and the United States can't do it!
There is even a documentary on "You Tubing" that teaches squatting skills. Many websites have also begun to explain the benefits of Asian squatting: the weight of the entire body in this squatting posture is not concentrated on the toes and knees, but on the toes and knees. The back heel gives the body more support. Can stretch thighs, exercise leg muscles, promote digestion and defecation. . . . . . In this way, Asian squatting in the stars has become a magical thing. For a while, many people are practicing Asian squatting, so the old people only asked after seeing Xiao Peng.
There are many explanations that Europeans and Americans who squat in Asia can’t learn. Xiao Peng thinks that the most credible one is that the average Asian femoral neck is 127 degrees, which is smaller than foreigners and is relatively easy to squat. This belongs to ethnic differences. Of course, this cannot be fully explained. When you go to Russia, you will understand that the Russian Slavic squat is exactly the same as the Asian squat. So, there must be other reasons.
Hearing Xiao Peng’s answer, the old man became interested too. He put his crutches aside and wanted to try an Asian squat with Xiao Peng’s posture, but found that he couldn’t do it at all. He habitually raised his heel every time he squat. Later, he tried to touch the ground with his heels, but sat down on the ground, which shocked Xiao Peng, an old man of this age. It's not good to fall out of three long and two short, Xiao Peng hurried over to help the old man up.
The old man helped Xiao Peng to express his gratitude, and then he still refused to admit defeat: "That means I am getting older. If I am younger, I can definitely do it. Believe it or not?"
What can Xiao Peng say? Hastily nodded his head again and again: "Believe, I believe it!"
The old man smiled slyly: "Young man, I have lived such a long time. I can still tell whether you are telling the truth or not. You have hurt me severely and our friendship. So, You have to apologize to me."
Xiao Peng was taken aback, what did this mean? Did you meet Lao Lai? Xiao Peng looked at the old man and lowered his face, "Then how do you say I should apologize?"
The old man looked at Xiao Peng’s expression, waved his hand hurriedly, and took out a card with the Stars and Stripes from his pocket:
Young man, don’t be impulsive and don’t get me wrong. Be a man with a sense of humor! I don’t mean anything else. Mo, it’s not a bad guy, I just want to ask you, do you have anything you want to buy? If you want to go in and buy something, I can swipe your card for you, and you can give me the cash. Is that okay?"