Vol 3 Chapter 218: Old Kahn's 2 bubble urine

"He (Dr. Coleshuber) has been a Bayern Munich post-match urine test doctor four times in a row and has spot-checked me four times in a row. There are 18 people registered for the competition, why is it always me?"
Kahn went on to say: "I gave him a cup full of urine with respect and respect. He turned his head and said he didn't see it. Let me go to again. I'm not a sinker. I twisted it and said that I would pee, How easy is it? My older prostate is not good. For hours and hours, I don’t want to drink a sip of water. I have to make me urinate again. Poor old man, I can’t urinate!

"I said that I was sweating all over, and I had to take a shower first when it was wet. Well, he sent someone to stand beside the shower head to watch me take a shower. Have you ever been washed from scratch by the eyes of a big man Do you have a foot experience? Do you know how it feels like a prisoner?"
"My family had been waiting for me for four hours outside the court, just waiting for my second urine, Dr. Coleshuber insisted on the second urine that I asked for. Finally, I had more than half of the cup, and he disliked me again. The urine splashed on his face. God, so precious a bubble of urine, I want to put it in the cellar and treasure it, why would I be willing to splash him?"
The UEFA stimulant testing center Dr. Kleiser Huber said: "There is a monitored urinal in the urine test room. Kahn said he can’t urinate temporarily. I said I can wait. Then he disappeared inexplicably. Medium. When he reappears, his hands are full of urine."
"I told him that it didn't meet the regulations, and I had to go to re-purge again. Kahn said he couldn't get out of the urine, and I said I can wait."
"Several hours later, he brought the second urine up and replayed it on the table in front of me. Some spilled out. I told him that if I spilled more, the weight would be insufficient, and he had to Go for another bubble. I told him that I’m not in a hurry, I can wait."
"So, Kahn got angry. He took the first urine from the testing room and spilled it all over the wall. The urine was very full and yellow, and some of the information spilled on the table. Fortunately, the information was double Copies. There are still some splashed into my eyes and mouth..."
This is what happened after the match between Bayern and Real Madrid. Kahn and Dr. Kleuser Huber said that each had its own reasons. UEFA made the ruling the day before: Kahn insulted the urine test doctor, fined 20,000 Swiss francs (over 12,000 euros), and the Champions League was suspended for one game. Kahn apologized to Dr. Kleuser Huber in the newspaper a week ago, and failed to save UEFA's penalty decision.
In this match with AC Milan, Bayern missed more than one person. In addition to goalkeeper Kahn, the banned also was midfielder Dutchman Van Bommel.
Originally Van Bommel was suspended for two games, which happened to be absent from Milan's two rounds. Van Bommel made the ‘Umbrella’ gesture to the Real Madrid fans of Bernabeu after scoring a goal of 2:3 in the first round against Real Madrid. This gesture and mean the same, insult and indecency, but Van Bommel was not punished on the spot.
In the second round, he was in conflict with Real Madrid midfielder and Mohammed Diarra of Mali and was sent off.
Van Bommel and Diarra are old friends. The misalignment between the two began when they were in the Netherlands. At that time, they were punished together because of conflicts on the court. Later, Diarra went to Lyon, Van Bommel went to Barcelona, ​​the two teams met in the Champions League, they were sent off twice, and now this is the third time, this hatred seems unsolvable.
A while ago, UEFA announced that Van Bommel had two crimes and two suspensions and a fine of 10,000 Swiss francs, which made Real Madrid and Bayern very dissatisfied. Real Madrid believes that Van Bommel should be suspended immediately after the first round. Then the second round will be nothing for him. Real Madrid may not be the result of a 1:2 loss.
Bayern believes that UEFA has insufficient basis. At this time, there are four conspiracy theories, because the biggest beneficiary of the two suspensions is AC Milan, and many people think that Milan has fallen in it.
In fact, AC Milan and Bayern Munich have a good personal relationship, and the two clubs often cooperate with each other in Europe to help each other. This time when Bayern appealed for Van Bommel's suspension, AC Milan contributed to it. In the end, Van Bommel was suspended for two games, but the second game can be suspended in Europe within one year. That is to say, when the two teams play at the Allianz Arena next round, Van Bommel can come back.
Milan and Bayern have played 8 times in the Champions League before. AC Milan has an absolute advantage of 5 wins, 2 draws and 1 loss, especially in the second round of the Champions League 1/16 finals last season in San Siro last March. Milan scored Bayern under 4:1 Jiuye Inzaghi made Bayern alone, punching and kicking twice, Kaka and Shevchenko icing on the cake. Piggy did not participate in the game because of the punitive decentralization of the youth team by Magath.
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"I think you and Qian Ruogou have been together for so long. I thought you should also talk about marriage. I have prepared all the red envelopes for you. How can you let it go?" On the plane, Zhuo Yang Ask the pig.
After the six Musketeers were separated from Fort Mady, apart from the sad scars of single dog Zhuo Yang and the old wife's scar Ribery, the other four brothers changed their girlfriends soon afterwards. However, more than two years and three years have passed. Instead, the pig who looked the most caring at the beginning has no longer picked flowers since then, and has been holding hands with the supermodel and actor Cirro Tiki, Cirro and Bastian’s SB The combination is even more famous in international football than Borello and Belen Rodriguez's "2B combination".
Although Xiaozhu has never loosened her belts in nightclubs and other occasions to steal the fish, but with Qian Ruo, she always maintains the show of grace in the media. Over the past two years, his second brother Montolivo has basically changed every six months. My grandfather Mertesacker per capita a year, even the most stern butcher De Jong has been with Louis Figo’s distant cousin Erica ·Alba also broke up and went back to follow her favorite high school girl.
However, the butcher no longer disturbs those innocent high school girls, but starts with little girls who are not good at school. In the photos sent to Zhuo Yang by the butcher, the ghost makeup on the girls' faces, their hairs holding their cigarettes in their hands, their wine bottles in their hands, and the skin exposed on their clothes were all messy.
The butcher explained to Zhuo Yang that he meant that God was influencing them~EbookFREE.me~ Let these girls go back to being good girls, let them get rid of the temptation of Satan and return to God's holy bath. Zhuo Yang was very touched by some words, and then he asked the butcher: "Are these girls fun?"
"Too enjoyable!"
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"Zhuo Yang, you know, I really moved the idea of ​​marrying Xi Ruo last year, and I thought to wait a little longer, but this year I feel all gone." Xiaozhu said: "There is no big contradiction, it is small. Things often quarrel. Time really will kill each other’s passion and patience. You know, you’re too familiar and don’t want to be inclusive."
"Young Master, what do you mean...both playing with each other!"
"Rough words are not rough, they probably mean the same."
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