Vol 3 Chapter 9: Merry Christmas

Homer Markt Cote, 35, is a Barcelona native and professional real estate agent. This is a nice statement. It's actually working in a real estate agency, the kind of intermediary found on every street in China's larger cities.
Homer is undoubtedly a Barcelona fan, but he is not yet a member. He has been pressed by the Barcelona club many times for him to wait for news. Because the Barcelona club did not want to cause trouble to themselves, Homer had repeatedly attacked the politicians' convictions in public meetings. And there is no faction, it seems just to be famous.
Since 2004, Homer has changed his style. In the final of the European Cup that year, when the Portuguese and Greek games were almost over, Homer leaped from the stands of the Bright Stadium in Lisbon, clutching a Barcelona scarf in his hand, and rushed to Barcelona's traitor in the eyes of everyone. ', Portugal captain Figo.
Homer slammed Barcelona's scarf on Figo's face. Figo didn't dodge and did nothing.
From that day, Homer was really famous. Because his name Khome () is in Catalan, it is usually nicknamed ‘Jimi’ in English, so after football’s streaking king Mark Roberts, there is an additional ‘Jimi Jump’.
In recent years, Jimmy jumped into various sports competition occasions, teased Luo Xuejuan in the swimming pool of Athens, wore a hat for Eto'o in the La Liga field, and made grandma and piglet laugh at the European Cup semi-finals, the French Open men's singles final, Federer was shocked.
At the opening ceremony of the World Cup last year, if the special forces security guards invited by the organizing committee were agile, the Hercules Cup, which had just been stabilized by Cannavaro, was almost snatched away by Jimmy Jump.
In August last year, in Hamburg, Germany, Jimmy jumped into the home of St. Pauli, who was playing a friendly match. He ran the ball all the way from the middle circle and faced the goalless goal of Santander. Fortunately, the spoon flew, otherwise Rodriguez Tonio flutter is not neither flutter nor.
Jimmy jumped to Camp Nou today.
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At 0:0 in the first half, Guardiola did not make a substitution at halftime, and Eto Kalanka did not make a substitution.
Karanka, 38, is Real Madrid's chief assistant coach. The Real Madrid player comes from the same side as Cendo who was beaten by the German. Florentino is conscious of cultivating the former Real Madrid players from the youth team to the first team coaching road, hoping to emerge a Real Madrid Guardiola from inside.
Zidane has made it clear that he will coach Real Madrid's second team next season. Before that, he played in the youth team for a while. The team's performance is more like his appearance, not his skills.
Mourinho was suspended today, and Karanka provoked the heavy responsibility of on-the-spot command. Of course, the deployment before the game is Mu Shuai, as is the game strategy. I don't know if Mourinho gave Kalanka three tips in advance.
Karanka, 38, has been retired for six years. Inzaghi, who is one month older than him, played 13 games in AC Milan this season and scored 7 goals. Zhuo Yang felt that Jiuye was much younger than Karanka.
In November last year, Jiuye's left knee fractured the anterior cruciate ligament and damaged the lateral meniscus in the league. It is still not good. Zhuo Yang came to see him after returning from the Asian Cup. Jiuye was doing a bikini party at home and was ashamed.
Thinking of Jiuye, Zhuo Yang, who was standing outside the middle circle waiting for Cristiano Ronaldo and Higuain to kick off, smiled, not smiling, but grinning, like a fool.
It didn't matter if he laughed, and jumped Jimmy running in from the sideline.
Jimmy Jump is not the same as the naked streak king, he is not naked, it is strict. Jimmy Jump's standard line is a red hat, and I don't know what it is. Today he wears one and still holds one, which is the ordinary Christmas hat, pointy.
The hat that Jimmy jumped on was originally intended for Zhuo Yang, but was shocked by Zhuo Yang's smile. His eyes were empty, he didn't know where to stare, and he grinned stupidly. It's about to race, you laugh at an eggplant.
Zhuo Yang Pei is there, the whole person is not only mysterious, but also infiltrating people.
Jimmy didn't dare to go, he was afraid that Zhuo Yang would have a neurosis and give him another bite, or a bite. Following the pursuit of Hula Laobao behind him, Jimmy jumped and turned to Ronaldo.
Zhuo Yang no longer smiled, he opened his eyes wide to see how Ronaldo responded. Fans are not allowed to scold, but we are a family staying in the stands. It's really annoying to run into the field.
Jimmy jumped like stepping on a hot wheel, and in a few strides he walked in front of Ronaldo, and when he raised his hand, he would put on a Christmas hat. The expressionless King of Portugal just leaned back slightly and ducked to avoid the fiery red pointy cap.
When Jimmy Jump wanted to pick it up and wear it again, there was no chance, and the security guard even caught up with a few pigs. After a few dodges, Jimmy jumped up and went down, no one cares about the hat on the ground in front of Ronaldo.
Zhuo Yang laughed loudly. "Hey, hey!" His name was Ronaldo. "Wear it, it's pretty, what a joy! Nah~~~"
"Why don't you wear it?" C Ronald Xiong's face.
Zhuo Yang smiled more happily: "Hey, Ronnie, Merrick Reiss Mais, Ding Goubai~, Ding Goubai~, Ding Gouo is crooked..."
Cristiano Ronaldo does not have a second-hand humor cell, and he dare not turn his face casually, but can only hold his face darker and darker. Instead, the Higuain next to him couldn't make a straight smile~EbookFREE.me~ Zhuo Yang greeted Higuain: "Smoke gun, why don't you help Ronnie put it on?"
Ronaldo's eyes rounded and stared at Higuain: how dare you!
Cigarette smiled, but waved at Zhuo Yang.
When the old Iguayan played football when he was young, he had the nickname ‘pipe’, and his origins were unexplainable. The young Igua factor was called ‘small pipe’ with his father’s surname from childhood. Later, no one knew about the old pipe, and the small pipe also grew up. Everyone called him "small smoke gun" or "smoking gun."
Finally, referee Blakely came over to pick up Little Red Riding Hood and thrown it off the court, otherwise C Lot would keep watching.
Cristiano Ronaldo is well-informed, but he didn't take Little Red Riding Hood seriously, but the zero shot in the first half made his face quite unhangable. Why did he come today?
In this way, although it was clear that Zhuo Yang was not making fun of him, such a relaxed and pleasant joke made him very uncomfortable, and it sounded so harsh.
Ronaldo and Zhuo Yang came to La Liga at the same time. They have played six games face-to-face in two years. Today is the seventh game. Barcelona scored 11 in the first six games, and Ronaldo has only one. If Ronaldo wouldn't find laughter harsh?
So Cristiano Ronaldo jumped in the opening in the second half, first overwhelming Mascherano in order to grab the position, and then because Higua got the ball from the offside position, he missed a possible shot and jumped. Anyway, my heart is very dry.
In the 50th minute, Puyol blindly led in the backcourt, and the ghost messenger brought the ball to Higuain. In order to apologize for the last ball, the smoke gun did not greedy, hesitated and pushed to Ronaldo.
How could Ronaldo think that the rifle was so selfless, he was about to follow the steps from the outside to the inside to respond, only to adjust the center of gravity, Higuain's ball passed. So, so awkward, he stopped the football directly off the court.
Zhuo Yang didn't dare to laugh with a slight sigh.
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