Vol 3 Chapter 638: Indecent President 3 laughs

In the scream of the water master Ramos, who was struggling to survive, Messi, who flashed him, cut through a small angle to penetrate Diego Lopez, the score was 1:1.
This is May's 18th goal in the history of the national derby, tied with Real Madrid legend Di Stefano, and ranked first in this list. And this is Messi's 9th goal in the Bernabeu, his most away goal.
But these honors were built on the corpse of Shui Ye.
Shui Ye was lying on the ground and wanted to die. All the heart, liver, spleen, lungs and kidneys had colic. A few skin injuries will not frown at all, and it just makes him show off the blood-stained tough guy in Bernabeu, but Messi flashed like a winged wild dog and lost the ball. This face is completely unbearable. Pain.
If De Tu did not pull the back of the neck and drag him up, Shui Ye would have suffocated himself on the grass.
Shameful and shameful, life will continue, and the game will not wait for anyone. In the exhilarating cry of Mei Lingge, Shui Ye plucked the hemostatic sticker on the forehead, rubbed the raised corner of the mouth, and rejoined the battle.
The captain will have a captain's appearance. Shui Ye leads Real Madrid to shrink bravely in the half, and put the bus to the ground with vigour.
After a while, Bernabeu's applause turned into boos, because Barcelona had long possession of the ball, no one at Real Madrid rushed out.
There is no way. Real Madrid is currently on the field with this residual lineup. It is simply not qualified to fight with Basara, nor has it the ability to attack. It can only rely on taking a cold fight to fight back. For the rest of the time, it can only rely on the iron barrel of the siege that is not afraid of death.
In the 25th minute, Shui Ye scrambled to the ground and was hit by Busquets's knee. After returning from the end of the field after washing, there was another piece of hemostatic paste on his face.
Captain Shui Ye is an example of Bernabeu.
In the 31st minute, Villa was injured in the shoulder. Shui Ye exposed his arm and put on a bandage, and then put on the jersey and returned.
Captain Water is an unbreakable tough guy, as hard as steel.
In the 37th minute, Shui Yefei blocked his eyes and was hit by the boss's angry shot on the bridge of his nose. He burst into tears and snotted. There was no bleeding inside, and the skin on the bridge of the nose was broken.
So, there was a third hemostatic sticker on Shui Ye's face, two horizontal and one vertical.
The water team's face couldn't be seen. It was both distressing and ridiculous. Zhuo Yang held his head down. Ronaldo used water to cover up.
When Shui Ye put a fourth hemostatic sticker on his chin, Zhuo Yang couldn't hold back anymore, he took a deep breath and stab Cristiano Ronaldo.
"Well?" Ronaldo blocked the water bottle in front of his face and dared not put it down.
"Do you know what a toothpick will say to a hedgehog?"
"Say?"
"Hi~, the bus."
‘Pooh—’ Ronaldo couldn’t bear it anymore, his face crumpled and he couldn’t stop laughing.
In fact, this is a very old cold joke, so old that they are about the same age as the two of them, I have heard it before.
Cristiano Ronaldo laughed.
The chief culprit, Zhuo Yang, forcibly suffocated. Although his nostrils were constantly expanding and shrinking, his face was very flat, and he would not laugh if he did not look carefully.
In the live broadcast of the world, Real Madrid was extremely passive on the field. Ramos fought bloody. Mourinho shouted in his throat to spit fire. Only Ronaldo smiled heartlessly and was about to slip under the chair.
Zhuo Yang's motionlessness beside C Ronaldo kept his eye on the game on the court.
Under Mourinho's anger, with Zidane frowning and gesturing quietly, Ronaldo finally stopped his smile, and his face hurt a little.
Shui Ye took off his shoes with a tackle, and the shoes stood on the turf and turned forward and ran forward.
‘Pooh—’ Ronaldo smiled again, holding his belly flushed, as if Guan Er. The live camera was once again aimed at President Luo, who is angling.
Zhuo Yang didn't dare to close his eyes.
The Velasco referee ended the whistle in the first half, saving them both.
The teammates on the bench all stood up to meet the sturdy Shui Ye, who was like a broken curtain on his face.
"Shui Ye (Brother Shui, Ah Shui, Xiao Shui), good kind." One after another expressed admiration.
Shui Ye is still indifferent, with a contemptuous smile: "This is a ball, little meaning..."
The voice didn't fall, and the hemostatic sticking up at the corner of the mouth suddenly slipped off, drooping at the mouth and trembling, as if greeting someone.
"Ahahaha...I'm Nima...Ahahaha" Ronaldo smiled softly on the spot, and he was no longer decent.
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Shui Ye is really not easy, but he hangs on his face with hardships, and it is clear at a glance that formalism is very strong.
And Pepe's suffering is no less than that of the captain of the water, but it is not so tragic on the surface.
Pepe was notorious in La Liga and the national derby in the past, he also won the title of "monk", and also stepped on Messi's finger last season.
But now Pepe has really changed, and his style is still tenacious and brave, but he is no longer dirty, and he does not play black moves. But his foundation was too tide, and he was a culprit.
Today Pepe served as a defensive midfielder, blocking the left and right is very hard, the effect is also very good, Barcelona half siege only scored a goal, Pepe contributed. He almost cut off Barcelona's midfield tandem and dedicated 5 steals in the first half.
The eagerly angry Barcelona generals are getting bigger and bigger, and senior Pei Pei has become their preferred target for venting their anger.
Pepe encountered Barcelona's'group fight', and the uncommon violence of the dream team was exposed on Pepe, which really smeared the image of the Six Crowns.
In the 20th minute, Tiago kicked Pepe first. The Portuguese fell to the ground with their legs covered. Slow motion shows that the joint of Pepe's head bone and ankle was kicked by Tiago.
In the 29th minute, Pepe was swept by Alves, who assisted in the penalty area, but the referee did not make any penalty. The kick action of Dan Dan seemed to be pedaled for himself two years ago. Action revenge.
In the 31st minute, he was replaced by Busquets. He was backtracked by Pepe and shoveled Pepe out half-stop.
Even Messi had no less to join in the excitement, disregarding his own identity, out of the swooshing legs of Pepe Festival.
Xiaobai and Villa, no one spared Pepe. In addition to not seeing a wound on his face, Pepe was actually worse than Shuiye.
Perhaps because Pepe’s reputation is too stinky, and Barcelona’s fierce attack also covered up their'evilness’, the Velasco referee’s board always lifted up and gently dropped ~EbookFREE.me~Pepe encounter group The beating only allowed Dan Er to get a yellow card.
The indulgence of the referee inadvertently boosted Barcelona's foul spirit, and bullying honest people is always more convenient, Pepe can only continue to suffer in the second half.
Shui Ye's hemostatic stickers have all been torn off, and the corners of his mouth have been swollen. It looks like a normal person.
Pepe is still faithfully performing the heavy duty of midfield defense, meticulous, and constantly enduring the violation of Barcelona.
De Tu defended Real Madrid's right defense so that Kaka was completely turned into a blue collar.
But Barcelona's offensive is getting more and more fierce. In the first half of the second half, he has hit the door frame twice. No one knows how long they can persist.
In the first ten minutes, Real Madrid not only did not shoot, but also failed to penetrate the 30-meter area of ​​Barcelona's hinterland.
In the 55th minute, Zhuo Yang and Ronaldo looked at each other and stood up at the same time.
Zhuo Yang Zidan said: "Let him replace him, let's go."