Vol 4 Chapter 583: Manchester air raid
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Golden Greenery
- Zhuo Setong
- 1660 characters
- 2021-04-27 12:38:48
"Dajin chain! Try it with a move."
Ibrahimovic can scare the world, but Zhuo Yang can't scare him.
But Zhuo Yang can bluff Ibrahimovic.
When they were still Barcelona teammates, they beat Materazzi and Eto'o in the player channel of Meazza side by side. From that day on, Ibrahimovic knew that his black belt in Taekwondo was a scum in front of Zhuo Yang's kung fu.
Ibrahimovic immediately settled, in order to resolve the embarrassment, he held the chair with one hand, and the other hand drew his hair naturally. This time, it also added a bit of dignity.
The veteran knows the dangers of the rivers and lakes, but the newborn calves are not afraid of tigers. The 20-year-old Axel Tuanzebe shouted, "Hammer!"
‘Boom! ’
Before 's words fell, he was poked to the ground.
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Arteta is a hot temper, but he and Ibrahimovic failed to fight.
Ibrahimovic actually didn't want to fight when he came. Although he is notorious, he admires ostentation rather than force. I am older and not as impulsive as it was a few years ago.
There are other people in the second lane, Fei Niao, Delph, Manchester United captain first captain Carrick, and some staff. Everyone rushed to separate them, and everyone who persuaded each was pulled away.
Arteta is a bit careful, because the little bit of old grievances with Barcelona in the early years, last year at the City Stadium, the good boy May boss was so excited to want to beat him.
was "bullyed" by Ibrahimovic. Arteta was a little bit angry, but the fight was unsuccessful, so Arteta vented her dissatisfaction with celebrations while walking and clapping her hands.
Sertori is a villain,
The ‘T’-shaped channel parted ways, Arteta and Sertori to the left had already sang and danced, and Ibrahimovic and Carrick, who were on the right, hung their faces.
Entering the dressing room, their celebration detonated everyone who had come back first and were very happy. The happy elements such as Edson, Kompany, Sterling and so on began to dance directly.
The excitement is not only contagious, but also doubles after the infection. Within two minutes, the Old Trafford visiting team locker room becomes a noisy stage, and teammates who come back later will quickly join in.
Sertori yelled: "Manchester United—it’s stupid~ force!"
So the stage became a rap special again, and everyone sang and danced along with the rhythm: "Man City-is the champion ~ the army! Manchester United-is stupid ~ force!"
Although the two locker rooms are one on the left and the other on the right, and the doors are quite far apart, they are not in line yet. But the rooms are not far apart, and there is also a power distribution room with a door open to the back in the middle.
just talk and can't hear each other, but in such a neat and noisy rap chorus, every word on the Manchester United side can be heard very real.
Ibrahimovic was still sulking with uninterested interest, and Rojo and Wabusha couldn't stand this pickle.
"The dog days are too crazy, I'm going to tell them to shut up."
Did not stop, no one really wanted to stop, Rojo and Wabu shot out of the locker room and just turned to the top of the'T'-shaped passageway, they saw Mourinho getting wet and just retreated from the Manchester City locker room. come out.
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Mourinho came in after the conflict between Ibrahimovic and Sertori, simmering in his strong dissatisfaction with Pogba and Zhuo Yang’s affection with Guardiola, and then he heard the circumscribed'Man City—Yes Crown ~ Army! Manchester United-it's stupid! ’.
Anger starts from the heart, and evil grows toward the gall. Mourinho dared to poke Vilanova in the eyes of all the Bernabeus, and he was not a master who could tolerate others riding on his head and shit.
Loss, love will not care, the enemy's ridicule, several factors added together, the angry Mourinho rushed to the Manchester City locker room without hesitation.
‘哐! ’
Kicked open the door, Mourinho with his hands in his pockets said sternly: "You lack respect for football."
Winner and loser, the visiting team's locker room was quiet for a short time, and then collectively laughed at the loser.
There are not a few stings anymore, goalkeeper Anderson said loudly in Portuguese: "Mr. Coach, you lack respect for the winner."
"Look at the way you never won, don't be too proud."
"I'm so proud, you bite me? I never won, only 14 consecutive victories, you bite me?"
The two people kept switching between Portuguese and English. The other people didn't think it was too much to see the excitement. They kept booing and making strange noises one after another.
Sertori was in the corner. He echoed the booing, and fumbled for a big cup. He looked at the opportunity to pour a full glass of water over.
Slashing his head and covering his face, Mourinho was thrown directly out of the door, embarrassed to the extreme, and roared in cheers.
Rojo and Wa, who just rushed in, came up immediately without shooting, and rushed in and began to curse.
"Fuck you, who did it!"
What they answered was a pouring pot like the Songkran Festival, and a mineral water bottle that came like a grenade.
The twenty-odd people in the Manchester City locker room, how can they stand it, they can only retreat with Mourinho's steadily defeated, and push to the intersection of ‘T’ in one breath.
Bullying and addicted Manchester City some unconscious people, chasing the poor and smashed out the door, throwing water and bottles without money.
There is too much movement.
Fei Niao, Edson, Otamendi and these people rushed to the front, and suddenly there was a gap on the opposite side. Manchester United came out after hearing the movement. No one has a water bottle in his hand.
Ibrahimovic did not move in the locker room, he felt bored.
The Manchester City people who rushed out were outnumbered, and they turned their heads to retreat, but they were blocked at the door by the teammates who also heard the movement and drove out to support, and the scene suddenly became chaotic.
As soon as Arteta squeezed out the door, she was hit on her brow bone by a bottle thrown by someone from the other side. He was unlucky when she was close to him, and immediately saw blood.
Both sides approached each other step by step under the rain of bullets. The bottles on Manchester City's side were almost all thrown out, and even Guardiola's thermos didn't know who had thrown it out.
Sertori did not rush to the front line, he was old. Not finding the ‘grenade’ to add, he simply picked up a nine-pound plastic milk jug, raised his hands above his head, and threw it from behind the crowd like a sideline ball.
said it is milk, but not all milk. It is a kind of sports supplement drink that is thicker than pure milk but not as thick as yogurt, similar to the nutrition fast line.
‘T’-shaped intersection sticks to the wall and protrudes a section of the stadium column. Behind the column is the power distribution room that divides the two locker rooms. Sertori's milk attack was hitting the ridge of the column, and the plastic jug broke instantly.
Next to the pillar is Mourinho.
Well, the Eight Jin Duo Nutrition Express poured Mourinho from head to toe so much, basically no waste.
At this time, the vanguard of the two sides also achieved a short-term encounter, and the athletes started to do it without saying a word.
Fortunately, the place is not spacious, and the cross section is basically a three-on-three scene. There is no fellowship at all. Rojo and Otamendi's two national teammates are really punchy. It's no wonder that the boss of May can't lead Argentina.
Luke Xiaogang punched Fei Niao on the back of his head, and Jingdogan slapped him with two slaps in the face, making him stare at Venus.
Herrera and Delf hugged each other in the crowd, obviously in a posture of classical wrestling, without knowing what they thought.
Lukaku is a fierce man, he threw the bottle that caused Arteta to see blood just now.
Two unlucky Oolong assists in the game just now, Lukaku was thinking about how to redeem his merits.
squeezed desperately to the forefront of the vigorous fight. Before he could shake his fist, Kompany desperately squeezed from the other side. UU reading www.uukanshu.com
"Don't make the mess!" Lukaku roared, and Kompany hurriedly pulled the frame.
Kompany is still very prestigious in the Belgian national team, and has a very good relationship with Lukaku, which makes it impossible for Little Warcraft.
There are also sensible people on both sides. Kompany, Carrick, Matic, Aguero and others resorted to eagerness to persuade them to feed themselves. Manchester City’s physical coach Buenaventura had old arms and legs, and he couldn’t fight. I couldn't persuade him to move, so I just ran outside and called Zhuo Yang and Guardiola.
Ping-pong outside the house, Ibrahimovic, the old monk, who was on vacation, suddenly felt so excited. It was a feeling of youth, a youthful atmosphere.
The sound of killing outside the door moved him, and the violently undulating chest betrayed him, and Ibrahimovic couldn't hold back.
‘Tiger~~’ stood up, Ibrahimovic picked up the leather folding chair at the door and walked out.
At this moment, he found the feeling of being a lonely hero, the vigor of his youth, and the rivers and lakes in his dreams.
Zlatan Ibrahimovic is like Lü Bu leaping out of Hulao Pass with a horse, or like a master tailor flying out of a tailor shop in a pig cage.
"Roar~~~" The tiger descends from the mountain.
"Daijin chain, do you try to move it?"
The Tiger slammed the brakes.
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