Vol 4 Chapter 791: French things for the French

() In ancient times, because of the arrogance of a big country, the Chinese looked down on other countries in a condescending manner, so they were very casual when translating country names. It's rare to eat and lose, and you can feel a deep contempt by looking at the words.
In modern times, because of being rubbed against the ground by Western powers, it turned into looking up, even yearning and admiring others.
Modern Chinese translators represented by Yan Fu used beautiful Chinese characters as much as possible when translating country names. For example, the United States, England, Germany, Portugal, etc., including France.
France is abbreviated as France, but among Chinese people, the French "Fa" is usually pronounced four times, fà country. Will the black fertilizer be volatilized, can you speak fà national dialect...
The most powerful weapon in France is the French stick; the fastest car in France is the reverse gear of the tank;
The green in the French flag never yields; the French military salute is two hands;
France’s second-hand weapons are brand new; France’s most powerful force is the French Foreign Corps;
A skilled French flagman can cut the national flag and hang the middle part within 30 seconds;
Even the Italians can win the Gaul war with France;
Russia has given up the development of a 17 times supersonic missile because it cannot hit France before France surrenders.
Today's tits.
Why can France create the most classic PlayerUnknown's Battlegrounds in the history of the World Cup in Russia in 2018, because the French team players are from Africa.
At the Volgograd Arena, Zhuo Yang completed a hat-trick at the buzzer and led the Chinese team to a 3:1 victory over Denmark. 900 kilometers away from Moscow's Luzhkini Stadium, the nine-player France kept the 4:1 score to the final whistle.
France and Denmark both scored 4 points for one win, one draw and one loss. The two teams battled 0:0. France scored 5 goals and lost 5 goals in the three games, Denmark scored 3 goals and lost 3 goals in the three games, all with a goal difference of 0. France ranked second in the group with two more goals and entered the top 16.
At that moment, both stadiums were cheering, and both were cheering the same person's name.
The Chinese team won the first place in the group with 9 points in three wins, three wins, and the best group result in the four World Cups in the dead group.
Scored 10 goals in three battles, raised the knife and asked the heads of the world's heroes.
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"Brother, thank you."
"Is your nose okay?"
"Nothing."
"That's good. Hang up."
"Thanks…"
Toot, toot, toot...
scar:"…"
I didn't deliberately take credit for pretending to be arrogant in front of my brothers. I only blamed Scar's phone for the wrong time. Kou Kou shouted in the bathroom to let her back rub the essence.
It's not nonsense that France's chance of qualifying before the final battle was not more than 5%. Such a desperate reversal was also very rare in the previous 20 World Cups.
Everyone knows that it was the Chinese team and Zhuo Yang who saved France, and this was actually expected by everyone before the game, but they did not expect that Zhuo Yang and the Scar brothers would join forces 900 kilometers apart, and it really achieved a shocking reality. reverse.
Before the C group game, he was regarded as the leading death group, but he did not expect that the final death would only be between France and Denmark. However, many authoritative analysis in the industry showed that only in the final battle, both China and France played above the level, Peru also played its own thing, and only Denmark was defeated.
After the final whistle of the Volgograd Arena sounded, the Danish team stood still on the spot, and Ericsson, Christensen, Jorgensen and others even fell on the ground for a long time unwilling to get up.
Denmark's failure lies in the disagreement of the generals' thinking. Coach Hared wants to defeat the Chinese team, but he dare not stick to his ideas. The Danish players wanted to qualify in peace, especially after a 1-0 lead and lost their tactical initiative.
Such a mistake, for nothing, let his own strength be discounted in the game, and then the situation was broken.
According to the calculation of overall strength, Denmark should be the leading team in the second category except for the championship group, and even entering the semi-finals is not an upset. This defeat, but who knows how many years will become the laughing stock of football.
When the French fans at the Luzhkini Stadium sang Zhuo Yang loudly, their faces were still not swollen and their noses were still bleeding scars, although laughter was more ugly than crying.
There is no doubt that the scar is the hero of France. In the end, he was able to beat Denmark with the number of goals scored, and he became the mainstay with 3 out of 5 goals.
Recalling the game against the Chinese team, everyone gave up after 0:4, only Scar managed to retrieve a ball, which not only saved the team's humble face, but now looking back, how precious that ball is .
In the match with the Peruvian team, after falling behind, the indiscriminate verbal abuse also played a role as a teammate. Later, he led the team to fight by example. French media said he was Napoleon and Frank Bonaparte.
Just looking at his height, Scar is similar to Napoleon.
In fact, Scar was never a qualified captain. When he was young, he had a violent personality and lacked the necessary affinity. When interacting with people, he only looked right or wrong.
Such a personality is easy to offend people, and it is also very easy to be used as a gun by someone with a heart.
As he grows older, the time period is to transfer to Barcelona as the dividing line. The scars of wealth and wealth have matured, and he has also consciously changed the way he handles people and things, but he is not this piece of material anyway, and overkill has become no one. Offended good old man.
In other words, there is no bend in Scar's head, no city in his stomach, and no hard pretense.
In it, the scar can be Zhang Fei, Niu Gao, Meng Liang Jiao Zan Li Kui, but he can't be the commander-in-chief.
On the court, Scar is only a fierce vanguard. He is one of the representatives of the brilliant winger era in football and one of the most outstanding left wingers in football history. But like his character, he cannot be the core of tactics.
Scar needs to have a core structure like Zhuo Yang, Lampard, Messi and even Pogba among his teammates. For him, ukanshu.com football is the easiest and best to fight and kill.
All in all, Scar can't be the boss, he needs a boss instead.
Serving as the captain of the French team over the years has actually delayed him and the French team.
Although everyone is African, Scar is still the least French-like Frenchman in the French team. However, matters in France are often handled well unless they are handled by French.
Scar Frank Ribery is of Algerian descent, but he claims to be the ancestor of the Ming Dynasty Emperor Zhu Yunqi in China.
Napoleon Bonaparte was born in a fallen Italian noble family in Corsica. It is said that his ancestors came from Florence, and his surname was ‘William’.
This is said to have been told by Zhuo Yang according to what Kou Kou said, and she would never talk nonsense to him.
Everyone, including Kou Kou, felt that there was something wrong with Zhuo Yang's rescue of France.