Vol 4 Chapter 928: The science of filling soup steamed buns

"Fake news, completely fake news." Zhuo Yang said: "What ligaments and collateral ligaments, I just got a little bit painful at the time, and I will be fine soon after I get off the court. You guys in the media, don't listen to the wind or the rain. ."
"I returned to China because my dad said he made soup dumplings. You know, I devote all my time to football and piano... No no, this is what I should do, after all, I am so unique Different. But I'm homesick."
"Speaking of soup-filled xiaolongbao, it is really drooling. Whether it's the crab roe in the bread, or the mashed shrimp, or beef, mutton, chicken and pork, even the pure vegetable is so charming."
"You don't understand. You have to be particular about eating this soup dumpling. Using a knife and fork is to spoil things. It must be chopsticks."
"First use chopsticks to clamp the upper pleats and lift them up gently. Be careful, don't use force, otherwise the clip will break or leak, indicating that your hands do not have the ability to take care of yourself."
"Then bite a small bite on the side of the steamed bun, which is also light, as light as a kiss. It's not French, it's the kind of face."
"Use a spoon to catch the soup flowing out of the bun. Of course, the spoon is in the other hand. You have to figure this out, and don't make foolish jokes."
"Take the soup, wait for the hot steam inside the bun to dissipate, then put it in your mouth, let the taste buds enjoy it."
"Finally, drink the soup from the clean spoon by sucking, so that the mouth and nose can feel the fragrance of the ingredients."
"In our China, Tangtang Xiaolongbao is divided into seven major schools..."
A group of European football reporters were turned into food media practitioners by Zhuo Yang somehow. They were confused, and Zhuo Yang felt that each other was stupid.
Because he didn’t want to spend more time explaining, and didn’t want to be treated as a monster. Although he was originally, Zhuo Yang denied that his collateral ligament had been injured. Even some powerful media had bought MRI films from the St. Mary Memorial Hospital in Madrid. He also Don't admit it to death.
Anyway, as long as I don't admit it, the person who should explain is the doctor. In this way, the experts who diagnosed him that day had the truth but couldn't justify it, and simply said that Zhuo Yang was not injured.
Guardiola, who had been worrying all the time, forced Zhuo Yang to do another check after the game. Naturally, there was nothing. The Manchester City club was relieved.
The club does not ask about metaphysics, as long as Zhuo Yang is okay.
The world is full of question marks. The Manchester City club took out the new film. The media is still dubious, but there are always fewer people who break the casserole.
As for Zhuo Yang's goal of grabbing the teenager Dias in order to complete the hat trick, no one in the media is interested at all. Which one of Zhuo Yang or Dias is more qualified to score a goal, does this still need to be asked?
Does the Manchester City team have the hegemony in the news?
After missing Manchester City's first goal, where did Diaz's grievances go? Do you still have to ask? Holding back is blessing.
At the press conference, after pulling the soup dumplings, Zhuo Yang proposed to the media a new emphasis on hat tricks.
The Premier League’s nine hooded hoods were loud, and Zhuo Yang suspected the interrupted 14 hooded.
"I think your media's algorithm is wrong. The match between China and Spain is not an official match, and it is not in the registration for the international A-level friendly match."
"I scored two goals in that game, but when calculating the total number of goals scored by my national team in the future, these two goals will not be counted because the game is not official."
"Then the question arises. Since goals are not serious goals, why count serious hat tricks as interruptions?"
"You double standards like this, the logic is totally unreasonable. If it is counted, it is counted, or it is not counted." Zhuo Yang said: "I suggest, we must uphold the scientific spirit..."
Zhuo Yang, the master of healing metaphysics, turned his face scientifically faster than taking off his pants.
"... That game was on a separate line, and it was put together with other similarly non-decent games. So, I am both the 9th hooded in the Premier League today and the 15th hooded in the official game."
"I'm done. Discuss it and give me a unified opinion."
Since ancient times, the media has been specializing in perverse theory. As long as it can attract attention, it doesn't matter whether it is right or not. With a fart of consensus, Zhuo Yang is nothing more than asking questions from them. FIFA, UEFA and the FA quickly gave clear answers.
—Zhuo Yang is right.
It's not that the officials favored Zhuo Yang, because Li'er was just like that. Why does Peleta’s scoring data have both personal and official versions, and the difference is huge, because FIFA does not count informal matches.
If Zhuo Yang’s informal friendly match is counted as an ‘interrupted’, then Zhuo Yang can spend money to organize some grass team to play 50 or 60 games.
So Zhuo Yang grasped the key to the problem and let all parties make a final decision.
With the official endorsement, Zhuo Yang's hat-trick record was updated to ‘15 consecutive official matches’.
Why does Zhuo Yang have to be true in this matter? Because he is hypocritical.
As the record-creator of a well-known football trademark, Zhuo Yang values ​​the ‘hooded’ the most among many scoring records. One is because other records can be obtained through unremitting efforts, and only the "hood" depends on luck, so it is the most difficult.
Zhongshan Yashi has been able to stand for many years in a mere five consecutive years. It is conceivable that the hooded record is a kind of dimensionality reduction.
Secondly, hooding is a symbolic feat after breaking the truth of football. It is a performance art of fighting against God in the invincible state of football. Naturally, the more the better, the longer the better.
Third, I simply feel that ‘14’ is a bit short, but not addictive. UU Reading www. uukānshu.com forced the grid to be not tall enough, in case it is less than a hundred years before it will be broken by another Tianzong wizard like me?
Every record setter hopes that he will not be broken. This is human nature. But to be honest, Zhuo Yang does not have much confidence in how long the league and cup scoring records can be maintained.
With the advent of the Jinyuan football era, the differentiation between the strong and the weak in football has become an inevitable trend. It is relatively easy for the super forwards in the super strong teams to scan the data on the weak teams.
To some extent, Zhuo Yang is also a beneficiary of this phenomenon.
The World Cup, the UEFA Champions League, the UEFA Cup, and the four major league goals record, the data are not indestructible. In the 10-11 season, Zhuo Yang set the La Liga scoring record to 51 goals. At that time, everyone patted the table and thought that they could stand for at least 50 years.
However, in the next 11-12 season, Messi's dog was infinitely close to "Fifty Yi" with 50 goals. And Zhuo Yang knew very well in his heart that Boss Mei finally stopped that year. Out of respect and nostalgia for himself, he forced the number to stay at 50, otherwise he would break.
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Zhuo Yang's horror lies in the collection of many scoring records. Others can't do this with him, but they may be able to break them separately. The time is right, one person aims at one.
Therefore, there are not many records, just have an existence that can make others desperate, Zhuo Yang chose ‘hooded’.
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"When we talk about continuous hat-trick, we are actually talking about the spirit of science. Just like I'm filling you with popular science steamed stuffed buns, I'm not talking about buns, but the of beauty. It's the love of life and the longing for home. The positive energy of life."
"This soup dumpling, many people are curious about how the soup is poured in. Sterling thinks it is a needle, which is obviously wrong. I will tell you..."
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