Vol 2 Chapter 428: Klopp's nose hair guide

"Peng Peng, you just wait for me at home, don't go anywhere." Zhuo Yang launched his jade lion bike and walked out.
"Why are you going, Zhuo? We haven't eaten yet?" Peng Peng was wearing rubber gloves and stood on the grass in front of the small second floor. It was very unknown. He is planting flowers for Zhuo Boss, Monkey Face Orchid, and fluffy flower farmer craftsmanship.
"I'm going to the peninsula, and you order takeout yourself. Remember, don't go anywhere, wait for me at home..." Zhuo Yang jumped on the bicycle, and "Dang Dang Dang Dang" disappeared.
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The sun is shining brightly in spring, even though Hannover latitude is north, but the trees should be drawn in late March, and the green ones are all green.
The warm sun sprinkled on the peninsula, from the cracks of fresh green banyan leaves into the dormitory room, and the moon-white shutter grille that opened on the window cut the scattered sunlight again and threw it on the ground like messy glass. By the window is a stack of small cartons, four or five. It can be seen from the unpacked items that there are books inside. Next to the carton is a purple purple cotton guitar, and the nylon strings stretched on the strings are neatly finished.
All of this shows that the owner of the room seems to be a literary youth, but in fact it is not. Although Klopp is rough and show inside, but he is a standard middle-aged greasy man, and it is not at all in touch with literature and art. Many of these books were just his textbooks during his advanced studies at the university. It hasn't been turned over in a long time. That guitar is a little different, but it's only the level of single strings, and it is only limited to single strings in c major.
Uncle J is in a good mood today, and it's not a big deal. Just for lunch in the club cafeteria, the butter with raw fried bread is very sweet and very suitable for his heavy taste. It satisfies him. The happiness of men is sometimes that simple.
At this time, Uncle Za was frowning in front of the dormitory mirror, and occasionally blew two toneless whistle. He was cutting his nose happily.
As a hormonal middle-aged macho, Klopp's hair growth is very prosperous, especially the nose hair is extra heavy, scrambling to squeeze out like vines blocking the tomb. Nose hair is not like a beard. It is very and manly when it is stored. I have never heard of anyone who manages the nose hair into fancy, and no woman would like a man's lush nose hair, not a black plug.
Uncle Za often has to trim the stubborn nose hair of these two caves. He has used many tools. The earliest thing he gave up was the hair removal glue, which is the kind of woman's leg hair. Every time Uncle Jade twitched his nose hair with depilatory glue, he felt that even the brain and the soul were pulled out together, and his nose and tears could not stop. Later, Uncle Zha also used an electric nose hair trimmer for a while, and the stick-like utensils poke into the nostrils to stir, but this tool is suitable for those cases where the nose hair is dense and not long. Helpless, and it still burns his nose and eyes for a long time.
Wife Wula is a children's literature writer. She recommended a small scissors to her husband. The slender blade has a curved front end, which can just reach into the nostrils to sweep the messy nose hairs. It is really Klopp's home travel An essential weapon for mowing and killing. Uncle Zage felt a deep emotion in his heart: "It's still good when the times are over. Even if there are scissors specially made for nose hair, it's so clever..."
Ula rolled her eyes: "My dear, this is a special eyebrow trimmer for our women. It was there two centuries ago."
No matter what it was originally used for, it is now undoubtedly the natural enemy of Uncle Za's nose hair. Over the years, the monotonous self-trimming has been repeated. Uncle Zha's skill has been quite skilled. Not long ago, a layer of hair stubble fell on the washstand, and some short hairs were still stuck with pickles. Just like everyone always has to look back first when getting up from the toilet, Uncle Zha is also very fulfilled to see these stubble that he is cruising.
The action of chopping grass and eradicating roots has entered the final stage, and Uncle Zha's small scissors are carrying out a final strangulation of several unwilling stubborn elements in the deep nostrils.
‘Wow! ! ! The door of the room was slammed open from the outside, so that Uncle Zha shook his hand and almost pierced the nose with a pair of scissors.
"Sir, sir, look at it this way..." Zhuo Yang opened the door with a single palm, and Jianbu followed, shouting excitedly at Uncle Zha.
‘Hi —’ Uncle Zha took a cool breath and carefully moved the scissors out of his nostrils, his teeth grinning and his face twisted. "Zhuo Yang, your kid is now Mr. Golden Globe, a character with a face and a face, a pianist, a doctorate..." Klopp could not help crying: "I said you can be a little polite, something Will you knock on the door first?"
"...Hey, I don't want you to have no one else here." Zhuo Yang scratched his head and was embarrassed to see his head coach almost scared. "Last time I came to you and knocked on the door with a guitar. You think I'm fart. I never lock the door anyway... hehe."
"Yo, sir." Zhuo Yang has been washing the hairy stubble on the counter: "Your victory today is not small!"
"Go, go to ~EbookFREE.me~ I'm almost done, you wait for me for a while. There is freshly brewed coffee over there, you can pour it yourself, and wait for something later." Uncle Zha waved at Zhuo Yang twice. With small scissors, he no longer ignored him, and continued to turn his head to look at himself in the mirror. "A big and big man..."
Finally, the last remnant was removed, and the stubble was piled up with paper towels, and then two paper towels were put into the trash can. Uncle Zha washed his hands, patted his face, relaxed his skin and sat on the sand.
"what's up?"
"Sir, it's like this. I'm thinking of a possible solution. Do you think it will work?" Zhuo Yang couldn't wait to entrust his ideas.
Concerning the contradiction between David Luiz's defensive tactics and his personal offensive will, Zhuo Yang has passed through the gap with Uncle Zha before, but he has not found a suitable solution. It is not Klopp's indifference and stubbornness. It is in consideration of the team's defensive advancement and retreat, he is very important.
Zhuo Yang will not make the same mistakes as Lao Song again. He will take the responsibility for everything and discuss with Uncle Zha to find a win-win solution. The biggest advantage of the center-back forward insertion is the suddenness of the attack and the vacancy of the opponent's defense. The biggest drawback is that after losing his position, he lost the ball and was hit by the opponent to counterattack. There is no football tactic in the world that can make money without losing money. Finding a balance between offense and defense has always been the core essence of football tactics.
Uncle Zha and Zhuo Yang have been trying to find a balance point, a simple model that is suitable for Peng Peng's offense and can be quantified.
Just when Zhuo Yang looked at Peng Peng at home to help him plant flowers and clean up the house, Peng Peng gave Zhuo Yang Yiqi a steady control of the blade of the lawnmower with one hand, and he thought of a possibility-ball control!
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