Chapter 1099 - The Correct Way to Use the Beef Meatballs

Chapter 1099: The Correct Way to Use the Beef Meatballs
Translator: 
Zenobys, CatatoPatch


How reckless!

 

The Nether Chef saw Bu Fang raise his hand toward the flaming hawk his knife had created.
 

Just an ant at One-star True Immortal Realm, and he thought he could resist that attack?
 

So all the Immortal Cooking Realm’s chefs were that ignorant?
 

This flaming hawk was so strong that he himself didn’t dare to resist it barehanded. However, that ant had raised his hand to stop it.
 

Then, no doubt that he would be swallowed by the flaming hawk, leaving nothing behind.
 

Bu Fang wore an indifferent face as he stretched out his hand.
 

Instantly, the Vermillion Robe on his body emitted a scarlet radiance as the fiery wings opened behind his back.
 

Flaming sparks spread everywhere as the sound of a bird singing echoed in the sky.
 

Boom!
 

Gongshu Ban felt like he couldn’t breathe. That flaming hawk gave him pressure that froze his blood.
 

Thud.
 

The flaming hawk hit hard.
 

The Nether Chef stopped, hovering in midair. He relaxed his grip on the shining black knife.
 

He mockingly watched, looking forward to seeing Bu Fang scream under the flaming hawk’s attack.
 

To see a monstrous chef of the Immortal Cooking Realm scream pathetically… was a pleasurable thing.
 

All of a sudden, his face stiffened.
 

He couldn’t believe his eyes, his body shaking hard.
 

He took in a breath of cold air.
 


How could it be?!

 

Boom!
 

The black, flaming hawk immediately turned into tens of thousands of sparks, as though it had been squeezed off.
 

Bu Fang slowly emerged from the sparks created by the smashed flaming hawk. He didn’t look hurt at all.
 

With his black hair flying in the wind, Bu Fang indifferently looked at the Nether Chef.
 

Since he had the Vermillion Robe, a flaming bird attack couldn’t harm him much, that’s why he wasn’t afraid of that Nether Chef’s attack.
 


This little Immortal Cooking Realm does have something strange…

 

The Nether Chef took in a deep breath, trying to subside the fright in his heart.
 

However, he believed that even if Bu Fang was somewhat unusual, the latter would be crushed in front of absolute power.
 

Bu Fang could resist once, but how could he resist it the second time?
 

His flaming hawk attack was actually his knife skill. If the knife skill of a Qilin Chef didn’t succeed in attacking a First Grade Immortal Chef, he should just bang his head on a block of tofu to kill himself.
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Of course…
 

It was true that Bu Fang could resist it no matter how many times the Nether Chef would attack him.
 

As long as he had the Vermillion Robe, the flaming hawk attack would be useless against him.
 

Anyway, Bu Fang wasn’t a fool to stand still and let the other attack him.
 

Although he got the Vermillion Robe, being passive to receive hits wasn’t his style.
 

His finger flicked once.
 

Instantly, a gold beef meatball that looked like some precious bead hovered in his palm.
 

Bu Fang squinted his eyes.
 

Piping-hot steam and a thick meaty aroma arose, arousing his appetite.
 

However, Bu Fang didn’t dare to eat it.
 

This meatball… was called Bursting Pissing Beef Meatball.
 

Bursting was the main feature, and pissing was just secondary…
 

It was a delicacy that would make people desperate.
 


You came to this Heaven Nether Bridge to cook? You want to die?
The Nether Chef sneered maliciously.
The Earth Prison Dog isn’t here to protect you…

 

Then, the Nether Chef stomped his feet, distorting the void as he rushed towards Bu Fang.
 

Nethery landed by Bu Fang, furrowing her brows.
 


Be careful.

 

She looked at the Nether Chef who gave her intimidating pressure.
 


Netherworld Woman?

 

The Nether Chef paused, turning to Bu Fang, smirking…
 


Both of you will die then!

 

Boom!
 

The Nether Chef burst out with a terrifying aura. Instantly, it reached the sky, as though it wanted to sweep off the whole place.
 

Gongshu Ban was shivering. He couldn’t even move.
 

Xixi’s eyes reddened. She was so scared she almost cried.
 


Well… it’s a good chance to test the power of this Bursting Pissing Beef Meatball.

 

Naturally, Bu Fang was immune to pressure, so he remained nonchalant. He looked at Nethery, who acted as if she was facing her strongest enemy.
 

The beef meatball hovering on his palm flew up in front of him.
 


Nethery… I’ll show you the correct way to use the Bursting Pissing Beef Meatball…
Bu Fang said.
 

Nethery was bewildered, looking at Bu Fang skeptically.
 

He had no sense of urgency… Is it the right time to eat meatballs?
 

Bu Fang stretched two fingers, grabbing the meatball. Then, he stepped toward Nethery, giving her the beef meatball.
 


Here, bite it once,
Bu Fang said gently.
 

Nethery was shocked at hearing Bu Fang’s gentle voice. She opened her mouth, biting in surprise.
 

As her soft, red lips covered the Bursting Pissing Beef Meatball, her teeth sank, taking a small bite.
 

Sizzle… Sizzle… Sizzle…
 

After she bit it, the gold Bursting Pissing Beef Meatball became more dazzling, looking like a tiny sun.
 

A warm flow came out of the beef meatball, gushing into Nethery’s mouth.
 

A fierce, bursting force shook the Bursting Pissing Beef Meatball from the inside.
 

Nethery was dumbfounded.
 

Bu Fang didn’t let Nethery finish the meatball, holding it in his hand.
 

The beef meatball radiated bright light as if it was a sun.
 

At the hole where Nethery bit off the meatball, steam continuously fumed out in rings…
 

It looked somewhat funny, surprising the others.
 

Gongshu Ban was startled, dropping his jaw. A beef meatball could do that?
 

Xixi gawked, thinking it could be a good toy.
 

However, Bu Fang didn’t think it was a toy.
 

The beef meatball that had just been bitten was filled with terrifying, surging energy.
 

Bu Fang held the Pissing Beef Meatball, lifting his head to look at the Nether Chef who was approaching.
 

The corners of his mouth rose.
 


Here you go…

 

He flicked it away.
 

Instantly, the gold, steam-rolling beef meatball became a jet of light, flying away.
 

When the Nether Chef saw this, he couldn’t help but ridicule.
 


Using a meatball to hit me? You want to beat me up with that? You’re fcking retarded…

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The Nether Chef raised his hand to catch the warm beef meatball. He sneered, opening his mouth.
 

However, before he could say anything more…
 

His face froze, stunned.
 

He could feel the beef meatball in his hand… It seems to be somewhat fierce?!
 

The hissing noise of a coming explosion rang out from the beef. It was so sharp it could even pierce people’s eardrums.
 


What the…

 

The Nether Chef gawked, scrutinizing the gold beef meatball in his hand. Then, he sensed a shockwave emit from the ball.
 

Boom!
 

It was a loud explosion.
 

The beef meatball… blasted!
 

The beef meatball had the Gourmet Array and the will of Great Path, so it was extremely violent. After being nipped, the juice to stabilize it spurted as if someone was pissing.
 

Then… only the bursting feature was left to… blast!!
 

Boom!
 

The Nether Chef was stunned. He had never imagined a meatball could explode like that.
 

A fierce flame burst out, covering his body in just an instant.
 

He would never be afraid of some normal explosion.
 

However… this wasn’t some normal explosion!
 

The will of the Great Path in it made the Nether Chef shrink his eyes, biting his lips. It was some sort of high-level energy, which was even stronger than mental force.
 

Once it exploded, it could harm the body, mental force, and even the soul… Normal people couldn’t stand it.
 

The horrible shriek from the Nether Chef reverberated in the void!
 

In a flash, his body was blown backward.
 

This explosion created a terrifying shockwave that made him fly like a kite without a line to hold on.
 

The horrible explosion had shocked Feng Guanzhang and Realm Lord Di Tai, who were fighting in a far distance.
 

The two of them looked at the flame reaching the sky far away.
 

However, even though they didn’t understand what was going on over there, they continued their fight.
 

Nethery gawked and dropped her jaw. In her open mouth, there was a bit of the beef meatball.
 

It smelled and tasted good with thick meat aroma, but… she was hesitating to swallow it.
 

If she swallowed it… would it explode?
 

Nethery was struggling. If this kind of explosion blasted in her stomach…
 

Just thinking about it was enough to make people tremble in fear.
 

Gongshu Ban had long been dumbstruck.
 

That was a fcking beef meatball?
 

Even a fcking immortal tool didn’t have such power.
 

A beef meatball could affect a Nine-star True Immortal Realm expert…
 

Your beef meatball… wants to go to heaven!
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When the flame flashed and vanished, the tragic figure of the Nether Chef was revealed.
 

He looked so pitiful now. His black robe had been burned into ashes.
 

The Nether Chef’s hair was singed, smelling funny. His face was soot black, and blood was gushing from his mouth. His head looked as if it had exploded.
 

The blasting Great Path’s will had given his soul extreme pain.
 

At this moment, he clutched his head, rolling and wiggling in the void as he screeched.
 

He was a Qilin Chef of the Dark Nether Cooking Realm, and he was ambushed by a beef meatball!
 

More importantly…
 

He had almost been exploded to death by a meatball!
 

He felt so aggrieved that he vomited blood.
 

Bu Fang’s eyes sparkled.
 


The power’s not bad… Let’s take this chance while he’s writhing in pain. Come, Shrimpy. We’ll finish him off!

 

As soon as Bu Fang finished speaking, Shrimpy turned into a jet of gold light, landing in front of Bu Fang.
 

Swoosh…
 

Gold light bloomed from Shrimpy’s body as it grew ten times bigger.
 

Then, Bu Fang pulled Nethery and Xixi to ride Shrimpy.
 

The gold Bursting Pissing Beef Meatballs hovered around him…
 


Bu Fang’s invention… the art of explosion,
Bu Fang said gently. Right after that, he urged Shrimpy to soar up.
 

Shrimpy moved pretty fast as it turned into a jet of gold light.
 

In just a glimpse of time, it appeared right in front of the Nether Chef who was still rolling and wiggling in the void.
 

Bu Fang’s mind flickered. In the next instant, a Bursting Pissing Beef Meatball fell in front of Xixi.
 


Xixi… Bite it!

 

Xixi was surprised. Then, she opened her mouth, nipping a part of the meatball.
 

Sizzle. Sizzle. Sizzle.
 

Steam shot out from the meat in an instant.
 

Bu Fang grabbed it as a golden light bloomed. Looking like a maniac, he flicked the meatball away.
 

Instantly, the Bursting Pissing Beef Meatball zoomed fast, making a curve in the air before hitting that Nether Chef.
 

The Nether Chef’s rolling body halted. He lifted his head to look at the incoming Bursting Pissing Beef Meatball, which was zooming fast toward him. Immediately, he panicked.
 

Only some fcking ghost knew that those meatballs weren’t meant to be eaten…
 

They were used to blast people!
 

Meatballs could do that?!
 

The Nether Chef screeched in fright, immediately running away.
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The corners of Bu Fang’s mouth rose.
 

He flicked his fingers.
 


Explode.

 

Boom!
 

A loud explosion reverberated as a surging flame devoured the void.