Chapter 101: joke

Looking at Zhang Miao who suddenly knelt down and called his father-in-law, Shan Zhonghai was stunned at that moment. The expression of shock in his face seemed to be saying--
The old man has never seen such a brazen man!
At the same time, Zhang Miao was again prompted by the system.
"Ding—Congratulations to the host for shamelessly stunning Shanzhong Haiyi and obtaining a six-star elite Ninja Shanzhonghai Ninja Fragment x5. Whenever the host shouts the word 'father-in-law' to Shanzhonghai, he will get Shanzhonghai fixed A Ninja Shard x10! "
Unexpected joy?
Thinking of this, Zhang Miao stepped forward and grasped Yamanaka's hands, then nodded strongly toward him.
"Master Father-in-law, please advise me in the future!"
Yamanaka Hayashi: "..."
Show me your sister!
Looking at the embarrassing face of Kazuyuki Yamanaka, Nara Lukyu couldn't help laughing.
"Haha ... Haiyi, Miao is the genius who can defeat the elite teachers of the Ninja School. You got a good son-in-law this time, hahahaha!"
"Lujiu you ..."
After hearing this joke from Nara Lujiu, Yamanaka was anxious at once, but before he finished speaking, the voice of Akido Tingzao sounded.
"Haiyi, I think Lu Jiu is right, and Miao can beat me in food intake, and will definitely become a great man in the future, haha!"
Yamanaka Hayashi: "..."
Are you sure it's a man, not a rice bucket?
After listening to Qiu Dao Ding Zu, Shan Zhonghai suddenly became more helpless. He didn't know what to say, but he took a glass of wine and took a sip of wine.
But before he could swallow the wine, Zhang Miao spoke again.
"Master Father-in-law, I know you have only one daughter, but don't worry, I won't her away from you. I can add more details. From today, I will be renamed Yamanaka Ryunosuke!"
"Well ..." As soon as Zhang Miao's words fell, Shan Zhonghai, who was drinking, sipped out a sip of wine, and then coughed violently. "Cough cough cough ..."
Seeing this scene, Nara Lujiu and Qiu Dingzu laughed even louder, and even Yue Yuexi Yan, who was sitting aside, covered her mouth and smiled flushed.
"This guy Miao is so bad!"
After such a long time, she knew Zhang Miao's personality, and looking at the embarrassing face of Hai Zhongshan, she couldn't help but open her mouth.
"Mr. Yamanaka, Miao usually likes to make jokes, he is playing with you, I'm really sorry!"
"what?"
Hearing Xi Yuexiyan's words, Shan Zhonghai suddenly looked at Zhang Miao who was holding his hand, and showed a look of surprise--
Is this kid playing with me?
It seemed that after seeing the idea of ​​Hai Zhongyi, Zhang Miao shook her head firmly immediately.
"No, Master Father-in-law, I am very serious, next to me is the eighteenth room Xiaoxuan Xixian Yanyan, but after I entered the family in the Zhongshan Mountain, she also changed her name to Shanzhong Xiyan ..."
Before Zhang Miao's words were finished, her ears were choked with shameful Yue Yuexi, and he screamed suddenly.
"Oh, Xi Yan, don't pinch my ears, all right, you'll continue to call the whirlpool Xi Yan in the future ..."
"My name is Xi Yuexiyan!"
"Oh ... it hurts ..."
...
With Zhang Miao's "living treasure" on the table, it can be said that Nara Lujiu and Qiu Dingzao laughed constantly at the dinner table, and even the original embarrassing face of Yamanaka Yamaichi couldn't help showing a smile.
Of course, Zhang Miao ’s appetite also surprised Nara Lujiu and Yamanaka Naka. If they had n’t known in advance that Zhang Miao was a whirlpool, they would definitely think that Zhang Miao was a member of Qiudao.
The happiest of them is Qiudao Dingzao. One is because he hasn't been together with Nara Lujiu and Shan Zhonghai for a long time, and the other is because Zhang Miao's meal makes him very satisfied.
The man must be able to eat, and the values ​​of the autumn road are so simple!
When Zhang Miao clamped the last piece of barbecue into his bowl, Qiu Dingzu's gaze turned to Zhang Miao's eyes and became even more satisfied.
What a kind child!
This meal was a great feast for the guests. When they came out of the barbecue Q, Nara, Lujiu, Kyodo Dojo, and Yamanaka Yai invited Zhang Miao to their home, but they were all declined by Zhang Miao.
After watching the three men leave, Zhang Miao returned with Xi Yuexi Yan. When walking on the road, Xi Yuexi Yan suddenly said something.
"Miao, I really envy you. In front of such characters, you can talk and laugh, and even dare to joke with them."
"Just kidding?" When Zhang Yuexiyan heard this, Zhang Miao stared at her with wide eyes. "Who said that I was joking, my goal is to be small in room 18 ... oh don't poke my ears ..."
Looking at Zhang Miao's teeth grinning, a moment of smile flashed across the corner of Wu Yuexi's mouth.
"Then you can talk well now?"
"Yes, you must!" Zhang Miao answered firmly.
Seeing that he was honest, Xi Yuexiyan then let go of his ears. Zhang Miao asked her while rubbing her ears lightly.
"Bye Xiyan, does your school have a moonlight blast?"
"Yes!" He Yuexiyan nodded immediately after hearing Zhang Miao's words. "He is one level higher than me and graduated last year. Before we discussed swordplay together, what happened to him?"
"He's sick! And he's still infectious, so stay away from him in the future!"
"Oh!"
The two talked and walked, and soon returned home. After arriving home, Xi Yuexiyan took a knife to find an open space to practice, and Zhang Miao once again held Kuwu to carve wood at the door of the house.
This time he stopped sculpting tail beasts, but started sculpting characters.
Zhang Miao first sculpted the first generation of Naruto. Under his carving, a woodcarving between the thousands of pillars with the hands clasped and the roots tumbling under his feet was completed.
After the completion, Zhang Miao carefully carved a line of small characters on the base of the woodcarving-"Thousands of Handposts · Tree Boundary".
After sculpting the first generation of Naruto Senshou, Zhang Miao began to sculpt the second generation of Naruto Senshou, then the third generation of Naruto and the fourth generation of Naruto, followed by the three forbearance and Naruto consultants, and finally the chiefs and ordinary of the major families Ninja.
Every statue, Zhang Miao will be accompanied by their own characteristics.
For example, like the wood carvings of the Uchiha family, Zhang Miao will highlight their writing wheel eye and the family fan emblem, and then in front of them will sculpt a person holding his head on the ground and looking pained, so that people will know the other person at a glance. Illusion
For the members of the Hyuga family, Zhang Miao would highlight their white eyes, and then engraved a gossip array under their feet, and in front of them a person who was hit by the chest with pain in their faces, used to express the soft fist of the Hyuga family;
The Nara family engraved their enemies with shadows, the Akimoto family engraved the enemy with huge hands, and the Yamanaka family engraved the enemy to kill each other, and the Inuzu family engraved dogs to bite people. , You Nuo's family engraved in front of them a man covered with insects ...
In short, as long as Zhang Miao's woodcarvings look at the people above, they can immediately tell which family is from the leaves.
Of course, Zhang Miao's carvings are all of the famous Mingwang clan, because he knows that only these famous people can buy his woodcarvings.
Thinking of this, Zhang Miao immediately pondered.
"So how should these woodcarvings be priced?"