Chapter 1:

"Online Love Rollover Guide"
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001
When Jing Huan came out from the airport, it happened to be a gust of wind blowing, and he looked at him.
He looked up and the sky was already gloomy. The weather forecast released this morning, saying that the typhoon will land in the evening, and the city will start to wind up.
In this weather, the aircraft basically cannot fly.
However, his cousin still insisted on booking a ticket to the United States, saying that it can not wait for a moment, can fly today, can not fly, she lives in a hotel arranged at the airport.
Jinghuan just got on the bus and the phone rang.
"Happiness, your sister is gone?" is his roommate, Gao Zixiang.
Jing Huan is listening to nothing now: "Your sister is gone."
Gao Zixiang: "... Don't be so sensitive, I mean, is your sister really going to the US?"
It started to rain outside, and Jing Huan looked at the raindrops on the window, and it was "mute".
Gao Zixiang: "Hey, your sister is really miserable, but I don't want to say it. The things on the Internet, who knows who the network cable is? Who is going to go abroad for this thing is really not worth it."
As soon as I remembered the reason why my cousin left, Jing Huan was angry: "Do you have to tell me the silly / forced in the game?"
"No, no." The sister couldn't help, knowing that he was in a bad mood, Gao Zixiang quickly stopped and changed the subject. "Okay, you will go back to the dormitory after you have finished sending the machine. There is still a wounded person in the dormitory today. I can't cope with it alone."
Jinghuan Emei: "Who is injured?"
"There are three people in the dormitory. Who else do you say?"
Gao Zixiang’s voice just fell, and he heard a whining sound like a pig call. Gao Zixiang said,
You don’t cry, you wipe your tears first.

Hearing the voice of his other roommate Lu Wenhao, Jing Huan started the car: "What happened to Haoer?"
"This is a long story. Come back first." Gao Zixiang said.
Lu Wenhao sucked his nose: "Buy back to drink, Jing Huan."
When the car was parked, Jinghuan went into the commissary next to him and knew the amount of the two people. He bought three bottles of beer and went back to the dormitory after hiding in the clothes.
Just opened the dormitory door, he had not had time to go in, he heard the wailing of Lu Wenhao: "Why should he do this to me?!"
"How did she treat you?" Jing Huan pushed in.
Lu Wenhao was sitting in the middle of the dormitory, and there was a paper on his thigh. He was really crying.
Gao Zixiang is having a headache. Seeing him is like seeing a savior. He quickly smashed up from his chair: "You can count it back."
Jing Huan closed the door and handed him the plastic bag: "What happened?"
Gao Zixiang looks at Lu Wenhao: "Do you still say what I said?"
Lu Wenhao was a little fat, and he cried with a red face: "I don't say it! I don't say it!"
"Where, I said, I don't want to cry!" Gao Zixiang sighed. "Do you still remember the object of the online game?"
"...Twenty-four hours connected to Mai, I can sleep at night to dream that I am listening to their show's love, you said I forgot to forget?" Jing Huan paused, "Why, broke up?"
Gao Zixiang nodded solemnly.
"I still think about the big things..." Jing Huan sighed and began to take off his coat. "Don't cry Haoer, it's not a love affair, the man has tears."
"The key is not just that." Gao Zixiang said with a smile, "You should know how much money is spent on the online dating object in Haoer games?"
The game played by Lu Wenhao is called "Jiu Xia", a legendary game that has been on fire for ten years. It is notoriously time-consuming and costly. Jing Huan also played a few years ago, knowing that the broken game light has a thousand pieces of fashion.
He listened to the girl’s voice every day and asked Lu Wenhao to get clothes. Lu Wenhao was generous and the other side succeeded almost once.
"Buy a fashion, how much can you spend." In order to comfort the roommate, Jing Huan tried to make things smaller.
Lu Wenhao whispered: "She has been helping her for the past six months."
Jing Huan: "...that's okay, a few tens of thousands."
Lu Wenhao cried loudly: "She has eight pieces of purple dress on her body, six pieces I bought for her, and one of them gave me 15 pieces of gems."
Jing Huan: "..."
Jing Huan went up and patted his shoulder: "Haoer, we must be like a man, absolutely can't break up and find the broken things of the previous account."
Lu Wenhao had all come over. As a mention, the strength came up again: "Of course I will not! Is that the money that I cried?! I cried that he lied to me! I cried for half a year. Come to the heart and affection!"
Jing Huan asked: "What did she lie to you?"
Gao Zixiang can't listen to it: "The man is a man."
"悖啻蟮闶 痪 痪 痪 瞿 瞿 摹 盎 盎 盎 盎 盎 盎 盎 盎 盎 盎
Lu Wenhao: "Hey--"
Jing Huan stunned: "Men?!"
Gao Zixiang: "You don't repeat the second time. Didn't you see that our dormitory is flooded?"
"Not..." Jing Huan was shocked. "The voice, can you be a man?!"
He has heard Lu Wenhao's voice chat with his online dating girlfriend. The girl's voice is sweet and greasy. Every sentence has a tail sound, and it is wrapped in layer of sugar. When he is spoiled, he can stir him a goose bump.
"It's a voice changer." Gao Zixiang said, "In the morning, his girlfriend estimated that he had forgotten to open the game. He used a male voice to ask him for new fashion. He listened to him and spoiled me. I almost died. The voice is rougher than the old saying. It sounds like 30 years old can't stop."
The old saying is their counselor.
Lu Wenhao cried.
Jing Huan did not know what to say: "You have no video?"
"No, I have seen photos." Lu Wenhao said, "He admitted that it is a fake photo."
Jing Huan: "..."
It’s all here. Can the liar still deny it? !
"If you haven't opened your video, you have charged so much money?"
"This is normal." Gao Zixiang started the beer and handed it to Lu Wenhao. "Isn't the online love figure just seeing the expectations and fantasies in front of me? It's just that Haoer is too unlucky. When I touch it, I run into such awkwardness. I thought it was the most poisonous. That is to send a fake photo..."
Lu Wenhao sucked his nose. "I don't feel bad about it. I am very uncomfortable and disgusting! I have deleted it!"
Gao Zixiang heard a surprise: "Deleted?! You are crazy, Haoer?!"
"Just deleted the number, equipment and baby are still kept." Lu Wenhao wiped his tears, "You don't know, my number is with his couple name, but also his mother bound the eternal love."
Gao Zixiang: "..."
The Eternal Lovers are a marriage system in "Jiu Xia". After the marriage, both men and women can go to the old man to apply for a settlement. After the settlement, the two game accounts will be permanently retained unless they are on the shelves for consignment or application for deletion.
Gao Zixiang said: "If you count Haoer, this time you should give yourself a lesson. A pothole doesn't jump twice. After that, you won't be online, and you will be deceived for the second time!"
Lu Wenhao asked him with tears in his eyes: "What games do I still play online?"
"How can you not play games without online dating?" Gao Zixiang retorted him. "I have been playing "Jiu Xia" for so many years, and I have never married once."
Lu Wenhao: "That's because you have a childhood girlfriend!"
Gao Zixiang stunned and turned his eyes to the people around him: "Then you look at Huanhuan. He used to play "Jiu Xia" for several years. Didn't he love the Internet?"
"If I am like Jinghuan, I am so handsome, so many girls chasing me, who is still online lovers? And when he is playing games, he is still in high school, and learning is too busy. Besides, how is online dating? How happy the cousin is, the conditions are so good, not in the online love..." Lu Wenhao chatted and chatted, no sound.
Gao Zixiang helped the supporter with a headache.
Finished, stepping on the thunder.
Jing Huan listened silently, did not react, and did not say anything.
Lu Wenhao: "No, Huanhuan, I just said that I am flustered. I am so unlucky today, you should not care about me."
Jing Huan returned to God and suddenly pulled the chair and sat next to Lu Wenhao: "Hao, are you really upset now?"
Lu Wenhao said: "What, what?"
Jing Huan thought for a moment: "If I give you two choices, one is that online dating is cheated by men, and the other is that the account is permanently banned because of bugs. Which one would you choose?"
"Two!" Lu Wenhao was inexplicably confused. "What do you ask this?"
Online love has been cheated, is it so painful? Can you be more uncomfortable than the sales number?
Jing Huan holds the back of the chair, thoughtfully.
Gao Zixiang vaguely feels wrong: "Happy, do you want to do?"
The phone on the table suddenly rang, and Lu Wenhao picked it up and looked at it. He almost didn't come up in one breath, and raised his hand and licked his own.
The two quickly stepped forward to help him, and Jing Huan took a look at his mobile phone.
[Little baby: Husband, I thought about a noon, still feel very sad. I really like you, but our fate can only be here [rabbit crying]]
[Little Baby: I will send you a photo of my real person. I hope you can always remember that this silly boy has been watching you softly on somewhere in the earth. 】
[Little Baby: [Picture]]
In the photo, the middle-aged man is somewhat blessed, the hair spin has been white for a small piece, and the eyes still contain tears, looking at the camera affectionately.
Jing Huan: "..."
Gao Zixiang: "Fuck! This is not a man! It’s killing people! Haoer, Haoer, you hold on!"
This wave of photo attacks, went to Lu Wenhao half life.
He was sitting in a dying illness: "I want to delete his friend! I have to abandon this qq! This qq is dirty!"
Jing Huan was full of thoughts, and quickly stopped to stop him: "Wait for Hao Er, I have something to tell him."
Lu Wenhao was moved: "What's the joy, do you want to spray him for me?"

What do you do? It’s boring to waste time on such people.
Jing Huan took the phone and bowed his head.
Gao Zixiang went up and saw: "What do you do with your mobile phone?"
[Little baby: Haohao baby, why don't you come back to me...]
[lwh: In? 】
[Little baby: ovo baby! I'm here! 】
[lwh: The voice changer link sent me. 】
Gao Zixiang: "..."
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