Chapter 88: Fanwai II · Single Dog Ding Xiaodong

Ding Xiaodong thinks that he is nothing strange. He looks flat, his homework is mediocre, and his character is mediocre. In short, he is one of the passers-by who can no longer be found in the crowd.
But relatives and friends around him didn't think so.
Because Ding Xiaodong is a single dog, or the one full of resentment.
From small to large, all couples who are close to him within three meters will suddenly look at each other because of various accidents and finally break up. Someone kissed the other person and suddenly broke a fart. What happened when I reached out and touched my wig, I found that The subject turned out to be bald. What is even more amazing is that there was an initiation on the spot, which entered the empty door ...
And the greater the resentment of Ding Xiaodong, the stronger the effect of this kind of passive skill [couple killer: forcibly remove cp within three meters regardless of all logic].
Therefore, whenever Ding Xiaodong walks on the road, such a scene often appears-
"Come on! Ding Xiaodong is here! Baby we will make an appointment tomorrow!"
Couples have become birds and beasts.
I don't even know if it was affected by Ding Xiaodong. His roommates were all in a rough mood, so that they basically gave up their struggles, and their tears filled their hearts with a happy bachelor smile.
Everyone who was brutally destroyed: God! Come and accept it!
I don't know if I heard the voices of the masses. Ding Xiaodong walked on the road one day and suddenly dropped a vase from the sky and smashed him to death.
After that, he bound a strange system and started to tear up cp in Manchu.
That's right, it's so vulgar, Ding Xiaodong is playing happily with lovely couples while voicing.
Generally speaking, his task is to break up the male and female masters, whether it is to hook up with the male lead, or to hook up with the female lead, or purely to destroy, he can grasp the routine and fly.
However, the mission object seems a little different this time.
Originally, according to the plot, the dragon male owner should capture the female heroine as a princess at first, and then imprisoned in the old nest. So and so on, the princess's disgust from the beginning resisted slowly and deeply rooted. Fiance, as a brave, inevitably embarked on the journey and rescued the princess. As a result, the princess convinced his loved ones, the brave was cannon fodder, and the male and female masters were sweet and sweet.
Ding Xiaodong couldn't bear this kind of sweet text where most of the whole text was spreading dog food madly!
He flexed his muscles and waited for the dragon to drive the princess away to show his might.
However, he waited and waited until the princesses began to marry, and the legendary dragon hero did not appear!
Ding Xiaodong's head flickered, and he flickered the king directly, letting them perform an ancient ritual to forcibly summon the dragon.
Until the ceremony was about to end, a huge black dragon was long overdue.
It hovered above, forming a huge shadow, and those dark green eyes glanced at the shivering humans underneath.
It seemed to hesitate for a while, then reluctantly took the princess away.
Although the Black Dragon couldn't speak, Ding Xiaodong felt the terrible breath of [in spite of being impatient but watching this group of stupid human beings so obedient and reluctant to cooperate].
Say yes to love at first sight !! This script is wrong!
Anyway, the princess managed to enter the dragon's nest successfully, Ding Xiaodong packed up, and with a shiny sword, set sail.
He speeds up and strives for a successful hero to save the beauty before the princess's heart falls. In this way, the princess may fall in love with his handsome and handsome brave man!
Soon, he arrived on the island where the black dragon was.
In sight, it was the princess who curled up in the corner patheticly, the dirty slap face that could not see the facial features, the hair was scattered, and the original white dress was stained with dirt into a rag-like cloth. Seeing him coming , Those teary eyes blurred suddenly burst into a strong light.
... how much sin has it been!
The male lead, the black dragon, with a huge body firmly blocking the opening, was snoozing comfortably.
Ding Xiaodong drew his sword and roared vigorously: "Evil dragon! Come on!"
Black Dragon narrowed his eyelids and glanced at him, one tail swept him away, and closed his eyes lazily.
Ding Xiaodong took a mouthful of ash, shook it up, and jumped up in anger.
He made a wise choice to open the plug-in provided by the system.
Although the plug-in is very good, he can barely tie with Black Dragon.
Perhaps he felt that his body was too large to perform in this cave. After playing for a while, the black dragon turned into a human figure.
This is the first time that Ding Xiaodong has witnessed the black dragon's transformation. Although he thinks that his self-control is strong, he still can't help shaking it.
The man in front of him had a handsome face that could not tolerate a beak, his nose was tall, his thin lips were tightly pressed, and the dark green and speechless eyes seemed to be silent for thousands of days and nights, with only one animal skin around his waist. Exposing strong and smooth muscles, each tight line seems to be brewing an amazing explosive power. Such a man is like he has never seen before, with an unconvergent, cold and bitter fury, let every one Unfortunately, the soul of the person facing him seemed to tremble.
Ding Xiaodong stunned, and couldn't help but take a two-step back. Suddenly his feet were empty and he fell off the cliff against the wind.
Lying down! Beauty is wrong! !!
Yes, Ding Xiaodong is a born guy, born only interested in hard-core guys, but has never had the courage to take the initiative, and there are lovers everywhere, and he is forced to feed a mouthful of dog food every day. The biggest reason for this energy.
The wind in the mountains screamed in his ears. Suddenly, he felt his body fell heavily on a smooth and warm body. He quickly grasped it with his hands, and then opened his eyes to see that he had been rescued by the black dragon.
He was still stunned, the black dragon snorted, and flapped him off his back with a flap of his wings.
The handsome man who was so embarrassed appeared again, squinting at him for a while, suddenly reaching out and knocking Ding Xiaodong's head, his voice was low and magnetic: "Is the brave as stupid as you?"
"Ah?" Ding Xiaodong touched the sword subconsciously, but found that the sword seemed to have just accidentally dropped, and he could only move it backwards. Although the man was charming but dangerous, he still knew very well.
However, the Black Dragon seemed to find his escape, stretched out an arm and dragged him back, hugged it tightly in his arms, and made two chuckles in his throat.
Then he reached out and rubbed Ding Xiaodong's messy hair blown by the wind.
Ding Xiaodong's face turned red.
Sink! Sink! The fabled kill in the legend! Too foul, right? !!
Next, Ding Xiaodong was dizzy all the way, he didn't remember what happened later, so he completed the task somehow.
This was probably his easiest task.
Later, he unfortunately failed three times in a row, was thrown into the world of punishment, and met a vicissitudes handsome guy named Yan Zhao.
When the other party heard about his mission, he suddenly patted his thigh and was very emotional:
"Xu Zhi! That's him! That bastard!"
"If you let me see him next time ... I must ..."
Ding Xiaodong blinked and asked, "What must be?"
Suddenly, Yan Zhao was discouraged again, and said with a bit of frustration: "Forget it, it's better to bless me not to run into that again."
Because that man only kills him as soon as he sees him, once, twice, and three times ... Almost all the world of punishment is visited by him ...
He really can't stand it! Cruel cold-blooded unreasonable demons! Oh oh ...
Ding Xiaodong watched him wipe his tears, just like an angry young daughter-in-law, silently gazing:
"Senior, why are you crying ..."