Chapter 1025: . During the wedding (1/5)

Wang Bo didn't know if the Maori married had a good time. Anyway, he felt that Motak and his fiancée came out after finishing makeup.
The wedding took place on the grass. There was no special preparation. Everyone gathered in a circle, there was a gap, an inflatable arch was placed, and then a red carpet was laid in front of the makeup pavilion.
The next step is to go on the red carpet. Unlike the more important guests at Chinese weddings, the later the appearance, the Maori are the bride and groom.
The bride is also a fat girl, but it is much thinner than most Maori women. It looks one meter and seven meters tall, and it weighs 145 pounds.
She wore a very western-style white wedding dress, and stood in front of the carpet with a suit of Motak, with a happy expression on her face.
A young Maori sighed next to him: "Well, my Motak brothers are too hard, Aipa has been with him for many years, so thin."
After hearing this, Wang Bo looked at Eva and said, "My God, is it from the Maori view that I abuse you every day?"
Eva was horrified: "Dear you are Chinese, don't learn the Maori aesthetics and values."
The wedding was about to begin, and it turned out to be a little problem.
It stands to reason that a flower girl should go up to present a flower, and the bride should take the flowers and walk the red carpet.
A bear child is a bear child. She is angry and throws away the flowers and refuses to give flowers to the bride.
At this moment her parents were anxious and went up to sing red faces and sing white faces:
"Hu Nu Nana is a good girl. Go and give flowers to your sister Aipa. She loves you most."
"Dead girl, hurry up, otherwise I'm going to keep you from opening your eyes and peeing today!"
Little Loli glanced over and took the flowers and smiled sweetly: "Uncle and aunt, if Hu Nunana is not willing, let me do it."
Someone made the best siege, and the emcee in charge of the wedding nodded hurriedly, and handed a bunch of flowers to Little Loli.
Holding the beautiful flowers in her hand, Little Loli hopped on the red carpet and walked to the bride and groom. She bowed her knees and performed a lady ceremony, then held the flowers in front of the groom.
Motak laughed so fat that he took the flowers and gave them to the bride. The guests applauded.
The arranged people stood on both sides of the red carpet. Each person had a paintball in his hand. As the bride and groom passed by, the sound of 'Bang Bang Bang' sounded, and a stream of ribbons sprayed out.
The groom and bride walked first, followed by the best men and bridesmaids, as well as the male and female virgins, and finally their elder Maori.
At the Maori wedding, the host was Elder Maori, and the emcee acted as a director.
The elders presided over in Māori, and Wang Bo didn't understand, and could only guess based on everyone's reactions.
When everyone applauded, he also applauded and applauded; when everyone calmed down, he didn't speak and his face was somber. As a result, his performance won some praise.
The bride and groom exchanged rings, and a prelude to a song sounded, and everyone sang.
Wang Bodao: "Maori songs? I don't understand this."
Atulu whispered: "Snow, Boss, haven't you attended a Maori wedding?"
"Yes what's the matter?"
"Then you can just follow along. The next song to sing is our most famous Maori love song," Pokarekalena ". Everyone has to sing. This is a blessing to the newcomers. You also have a Chinese wedding. A similar project is to say auspicious words to newcomers? "
Wang Bo shook his head: "No, we all send red envelopes, no need to sing or say anything."
"But we need to, come on, search for the lyrics on the phone and sing along, you can't sing in English in Māori, it doesn't matter."
Pharaoh was anxious: "Why didn't anyone tell me in advance? Grandma, how could I sing this song?"
"So, just follow along and start singing." The rich and melodious voice sounded, and Atulu opened his mouth to sing.
Wang Bo's mobile phone searches for lyrics, sings along with everyone's tunes, and keeps his mouth as wide as possible and his voice as low as possible:
"... The trouble is the waters of Rotorua. If you cross it, girl, it will become calm ..."
"Come to me, girl, I love you so much, my love will never dry up in the sun, it will always be wet with my tears ..."
"I have written the letter, and I have sent the ring. If my people find out, we will be in trouble ..."
"My pen has been written off and my paper has been used up, but my love for you will never be lacking!"
When they sang, the bride and groom excitedly came up to hug them, almost everyone had to hug one, so this requires everyone to sing slowly and the bride and groom move quickly.
When the singing was over and the Maori horn sounded, Motak's males jumped out to hug the groom and dance.
In fact, not only were his males, all men went up. After discovering this, Pharaoh hurriedly lowered his head to reduce his sense of existence, but was pushed out by the two fat women.
He waved and smiled apologetically: "I can't jump."
A fat girl with an estimated weight of 200 pounds stared at him with fat eyes and smiled covetously: "Let me teach you."
Without saying a word, Wang Bo turned around and jumped into the dance team. Go to Nima. He just saw the drool flowing from the corner of the fat girl and was really afraid of teaching him to be chewed.
The Maori war dance is simple, mainly because of the good rhythm and strong movement. Wang Bo can't keep up with their rhythm, but he has seen many Maori war dance performances, and he knows the approximate movements.
Therefore, he touched the fish in the muddy water. Although he did not perform well, he did not make a joke.
After a dance dance, the wedding is coming to an end, and everyone is going to take a group photo.
The photos of the Maori people are quite interesting. They are arranged in a heart-shaped pattern according to their height. The bride and groom are in the middle position, like a flower bud.
"Okay, let's start the pleasant dining ceremony." The emcee clapping her hands and smiling.
"Oh oh oh!" The bear children cried joyfully.
The traditional Hangi cuisine is naturally indispensable at the wedding, in addition to a variety of grilled meats and fried meats, there are a large bucket of vegetable and fruit salad, and the portion is very large.
There is also an indispensable spirit for Māori, which is also packed in wooden barrels. After opening, everyone takes a bowl and sips it with a spoon.
Pharaoh walked over and was stunned by the smell of alcohol. He looked desperately at Aturu and called: "My God, lethal force!"
(To be continued.)