Chapter 1305: .Man picking mushrooms (1/5)

The rookie pecking ended with Eva's intervention. She called the two birds down and nodded at their heads and said, "The old lady has endured one year for the child, and one year for the child. Today, she can finally get a good deal, if anyone makes trouble , My mother cut its hair! "
The captain nodded weakly: "Ah, the captain is the most obedient, ah, the captain is a good bird."
The political commissar nodded hurriedly: "The political commissar is obedient."
Xiaomeng heard the shout fly down, thinking that something was happening, but when he saw that no one ignored him, he blinked blankly and flew again.
Worried about being attacked, the captain flew to Wang Bo's shoulders for asylum. When it was all right, he mumbled, "Ah, fascist!"
Wang Bo laughed and said, "You let your Eva mother hear, and you have all your feathers pulled out!"
The captain snored and muttered, "Ah, the commander is the best, and the commander is the best."
After the spring rain, the mountains have beautiful scenery. This spring rain lasted for a long time, nourishing the land and mountains, and the shrubs and flowers that had dried up for a winter had already emerged a while ago. This time after the spring rain nourished, it was crazy.
From the foot of the mountain to the mountainside to the top of the mountain, there are green weeds everywhere, some unknown wildflowers indulge in bloom, red-orange-yellow-green-blue-blue-violet, and the red and purple dotted the hills.
Eva took a deep breath and said intoxicatedly, "It's so beautiful, I never thought it would be so beautiful on the mountain."
Hou Haibo nodded: "Yes, it's beautiful. It feels like the grass is green and painted with paint. It's really comfortable in the eyes."
"I will think about the days when I face the computer screen every day in China, can't I?" Qingyang teased.
Hou Haibo exaggeratedly said: "It was absolutely impossible to live that day. I really doubt how I could bear it at the beginning? I will admire myself now."
Li Xing shrugged, "It is easy to go from thrift to luxury, but it is difficult to go from thrift to thrift."
Followed the path behind the castle into the forest, some straw mushrooms appeared on the trees.
Eva was very surprised when she saw it. She immediately ran to pick up a mushroom. Little Loli raised a small basket and said, "Come, sister, put in, put in."
Hou Haibo lit a cigarette, and Wang Bo strangled him, saying, "Don't smoke on the tree. Except for cooking, try not to touch the fireworks."
"It's so strict?" He yelled, "Is it easy to ignite a mountain fire by cooking?"
That Qingyang shook her head and said, "Wrong. According to New Zealand statistics, the number of fires caused by cooking is very small. The reason for this is very small."
"why?"
"Expert analysis is because when you cook, you pay extra attention to the fire situation. In this case, the possibility of fire is low, and smoking is not the same. You will be used to throwing away the cigarette butts, which is more harmful to the forest."
Wang Bo said: "Okay, don't worry about smoking, then I have a joke about picking mushrooms, do you want to listen?"
Hou Haibo asked: "What a joke?"
Wang Bo said: "That is to say, brother A and Xing Ye like to sunbathe and often lie down in the woods to enjoy. There is a monkey who likes to pick mushrooms. You know, monkeys are omnivores, right?"
As soon as they heard this, the three of them raised their middle fingers at him at the same time: "Get out of the way, Pharaoh you have to find something again."
Wang Bo hehe laughed: "Listen to me, this monkey counts when picking mushrooms, one two three four five, one mushroom counts one."
"That day, Xingye was sunbathing, and then the monkey didn't find it, he picked mushrooms all the way and walked, one two three four five six, six six six six six ..."
That Qingyang heard here shouting: "Pharaoh shut up, I know this joke."
Li Xingdao: "You are disgusting, Pharaoh, but continue to say, I don't know."
Wang Bo laughed: "In this way, Brother A saw, he stared at the monkey, and then watched him go pick mushrooms one day, and then lay down on the road he must pass in advance, so that the monkey started picking mushrooms, one two three four five six Seven……"
Hou Haibo rolled his eyes and said, "My blood."
Wang Bo pointed at him and said, "Hey, don't talk nonsense, I didn't say anything."
That Qingyang shoved him and said, "When did you become so stingy, Pharaoh? This man is really dead when he is a father, and his thinking is slump. You must go back to criticize and self-criticize."
Little Rory frowned and thought for a while, came over and asked, "Brother, what joke did you just say? It's not funny."
After hearing this, Wang Bo looked bitter: "How did you hear that?"
Several others laughed gleefully.
The most abundant in the forest is straw mushroom, a kind of gray-white mushroom, which has spread all over the world. It is said that some people found this mushroom in the Arctic in September.
Wang Bo said that the straw mushrooms were fragrant after being fried with oil. When they saw more mushrooms, the party picked them up.
He brought Uncle Bing and Atulu, who had the best knowledge of survival in the wild, and let them discern the presence of poisonous mushrooms to prevent accidents.
After seeing a new mushroom, Uncle Bing carefully discriminated, and then told the type and told everyone the answer. No matter what mushroom he saw, Aturu immediately nodded and said that he could eat.
Wang Bo shoved him: "Be careful, let's get in trouble if we have a problem."
Atulu said grievously: "Boss, I'm serious, there are no poisonous mushrooms in New Zealand, these fungus can eat, I dare swear!"
Uncle Bing said: "Looking now, there are really no poisonous mushrooms."
After hearing this, Qingyang sighed: "Mother, this New Zealand is truly a blessed land of human beings. There are no beasts, no poisonous insects, and not even many poisonous weeds. What are the fighting capabilities of the Maori who grew up in this environment?"
"You are insulting us. We are full of fighting power. The white people's invasion of New Zealand was not smooth at first."
Bowen said: "That's your luck, you haven't met the white thugs who invaded the Indians, otherwise the whole of New Zealand will sink to the bottom of you."
That Qingyang said: "I didn't mean to insult your Maori people just now, Atulu, I was an insult to those white people that Bowen said, those stupid people really shame the guns in their hands!"
They were joking, Hou Haibo suddenly called out, "Oh, lying down, come here, come here, what do you think this is?"
Wang Bo curiously walked over and saw that there was a hole in the root of a Kaurei tree. Two small, thin sky blue mushrooms were staying inside. The two of them looked like a pair of lovers, nestled together, but they looked good.
"This is sky blue mushroom, is there anything strange?"
Hou Haibo said: "Is it common? Blue mushrooms, how strange."
Atuludao: "What a weird thing, you give me fifty yuan, and I make you a tree."
Wang Bo knew that he wanted to fool Hou Haibo again with the trick he had used to fool him, so he smiled and didn't speak, watching him perform.
(To be continued.)