Chapter 2: . Pharaoh is crazy (for collection)
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Happy Little Mayor
- 全金属弹壳
- 1429 characters
- 2021-02-27 07:54:02
Meimei fell asleep, Wang Bo got up with the alarm clock, went out to work after washing, and started the day's struggle again.
He met Liu and his son again at the gate of the community. In the morning, Liu didn't sell roasted sweet potatoes and changed to sell vegetables. When he saw Wang Bo, he greeted him with enthusiasm: "Little Wang goes to work? Don't buy anything? Come and see, Brother Liu has everything here. "
Wang Bo smiled bitterly: "Brother, I am a programmer and not a chef. What do I buy vegetables for at work?"
Brother Liu held up a green cucumber and said, "I don't only have vegetables and fruits here. Look at this cucumber. It's so green. Buy two. You can face the computer all day and eat more cucumbers to supplement your vitamins. Good. "
Wang Bo thinks about it right. You can't bear to buy winter fruit, so you can buy some cucumber. So he picked four gherkins, and after paying, Liu's son looked at him, pretending to be naive: "Uncle Wang, I have learned a few more ancient poems. Would you like to listen?"
Wang Bo twisted slightly on his little face, and whispered to him, "First of all, my brother will correct it for you. Last night, your poem was misread. The famous sentence in "Acts" should be: Young and hard-working, hard working, growing up to work hard labor. Then, my brother is going to work and has no time to listen to your ancient poetry, but you can memorize it to your father, he will praise you and learn A new poem, maybe it will reward you. "
Having said this, he took the cucumber away with ease, and the wind on his feet flashed quickly.
Not long after, Brother Liu's loud voice shouted behind him: "Oh you bear boy, who did you learn a crooked poem from, even your father dare to sneer, see that I don't want your to bloom!"
"Well!" The bear responded with a louder voice.
Taking the cucumber to squeeze the subway to kill the company, Wang Bo was about to leave just after punching the card, and a woman's voice rang behind him: "Xiao Wang, these cucumbers are your breakfast? The company has a system and cannot eat during office hours. You do n’t even have this remember?"
After hearing this voice, Wang Bo subconsciously hesitated, he was too familiar with this voice, this is the leader of his direct speech.
Looking back, it really was his Huanglian Po leader. Originally, his leader was named Huang Lianxiang, a graceful name, but because of her temperament and cursing in menopause, and her skin color was very poor, her men gave her a nickname of Huanglian.
Seeing that the leader found his own cucumber, Wang Bo chose the best one and passed it on, saying politely, "Leader, can you eat? I will give you one."
Huang Lianpo shook her head coldly, "Forget it, how can I eat at work? Besides, I don't like cucumbers."
Wang Bo said subconsciously: "I understand the leader, I must eat it after work, but don't you really want it? Cucumber is a good thing, you can use it without eating ..."
Several people around were waiting to check in. After hearing his words, a loud laugh was heard, and Huanglian's face turned yellower. She stared fiercely at Wang Bo, gritted her teeth and asked, "What do you mean, Xiao Wang?"
Wang Bo cold sweat DC, said aggrieved: "Leader you misunderstood me, I mean cucumber can be sliced and applied to protect the skin, I didn't mean that ..."
"Then what do you mean?" Huanglian Po asked angrily, her expression extremely sullen.
Wang Bo didn't dare to explain. He bowed his head and sneered to prepare for the volcanic mood of Huanglian Po, but suddenly his heart was cold, and he remembered the test machine that he took back last night. He rushed to work today. I forgot to bring it!
Wang Bo was so anxious that he thought secretly that Huanglian was already angry. If he let him know that he hadn't brought her test machine, it would be even more angry! There is also the game of the "lord's heart", and I don't know if the game is still stuck-just when he thought of it, an incredible scene happened to him:
A basketball-sized green 3D heart-shaped statue bounced out of his body, and then the heart-shaped statue changed rapidly, the color changed from green to white, and extended to the surroundings while the surface fluctuated, and finally formed a translucent about one square meter. Crystal sand table.
The sand table is rectangular, with hills and rivers, flowers and trees, birds, animals, insects and fish, and a miniature castle of the size of sesame. All are translucent and transparent, vivid and realistic ...
Seeing this amazing scene, Wang Bo's eyes suddenly widened. He couldn't care about Huang Lianpo still reprimanding him sharply, and stretched out his fingers with a translucent crystal sand table and shouted in horror: "Sleep, Slot, Slot! Look, what the is this ?! "
Seeing this amazing scene, Wang Bo's eyes suddenly widened. He couldn't care about Huang Lianpo still reprimanding him sharply, and stretched out his fingers with a translucent crystal sand table and shouted in horror: "Sleeping, lying, lying! Look, what the is this ?! "
Waiting around watching the lively staff staring at Wang Bo's fingers blankly, and then their expressions became frightened, because they found that Pharaoh pointed at Huang Bianpo's swollen bucket waist ...
"Well, Pharaoh is crazy?" "The paralyzed grandson is about to die, is he mocking Huanglian's thick waist?" "It's a pure man, but it's terrible to die!"
The employees talked to each other and whispered, although they deliberately lowered their voices, but there were more people discussing them, and the voices passed to the ears of Wang Bo and Huang Lianpo.
Huanglianpo was so mad that she twisted her face and shouted to Wang Bo, "Little Wang, don't you want to do it?"
Wang Bo ignored Huang Lianbo. He was still shocked, pointing at the crystal sandbox in front of him and shouting to colleagues around him: "No, I said, look at this thing, what is this thing? You can't see it? This, This, this, this thing, you can't see this thing in front of me ?! "
Someone boldly ridiculed, "See, isn't the thing in front of you Manager Huang? Manager Huang is your leader. How can you point to her and draw pictures? How can you say she is a" thing "or a" thing "? "
Wang Bo looked at these people in horror. He only saw the expression of pity and mockery on the faces of the people around him, without surprise or shock. So he quickly rubbed his eyes, and after opening his eyes, the crystal sandbox was still in front of him, of course, his leader was also in front of him, and his expression was distorted!
But in this moment, he really didn't care about Huanglianpo, and Wang Bo's face and body suddenly sweated coldly. He couldn't believe it. He couldn't see it? Impossible, this thing is here. Floating here, you can't see ?! "
The surrounding staff no longer laughed at him. They saw from Wang Bo's expression that he was not joking or pretending to be stupid, not to laugh at Huanglian Po, but really saw something terrible because Wang Bo's expression now And look, really seriously.
But obviously there is nothing here, so someone panicked and said, "Well, Pharaoh wouldn't be crazy?"
Another person said anxiously: "It's possible, hasn't someone overworked recently? Will Pharaoh be overworked? He can't bear the stress. He has been working overtime recently. Last night he seemed to be the company One who left ... "
The employees were noisy, and after listening to their words, Huanglianpo was a little flustered. She didn't care about punching in, grabbing her handbag and quickly walking into the office, closing the door with a bang.
Wang Bo knew his spirit was okay, but what happened to the exquisite green crystal sand table in front of him? Did he hallucinate? How did this thing come about? How can it disappear?
The idea of letting the sandbox disappear in my mind, the white crystal sandbox fluctuated again and again, and completely reversed from the previous appearance. The sandbox contracted and changed color finally turned into a green heart-shaped crystal statue, and finally got into his chest!
Cartridge case: This book will be slower and hotter than the fishery. The fishery started to go too fast, and the later life is not good. This time, we will introduce the leisurely rural life with a slower pace.