Chapter 700: . To be miserable (1/5)

Entering the stadium, Wang Bo thought that he had returned to the bird and flower market in Kyoto. People who came and went were carrying cages in their hands, or they were squatting with birds on their shoulders, and the shouts of people were mixed with the howls of birds.
From time to time, an awkward sound would also sound around: "Mud loach! Vigorous eating and flying, hard borrowing of witnesses! Whoa, whoa!"
Needless to say, this is all the voice of a parrot.
Most parrots can't see each other, and the birdcages in people's hands are covered with cloth to avoid too many people scaring the birds or letting them get excited ahead of time.
Dare to show the parrots, these parrots are all good, mostly African Grey Parrot, Blue Hat Amazon, Yellow-necked Amazon Parrot.
The parrots gathered together, and the fun was very big. The birds did not look good to each other. As soon as they got close, they exploded their feathers. It was only when the Pharaoh knew that the parrot was a very aggressive bird.
The captain also squatted on Wang Bo's shoulder. He didn't care about the hostile parrot's eyes around, and looked around with interest: "Ah, girl! Ah, ugly! Ah, girl! Ah, so many ugly!"
Fortunately, it generally speaks Chinese, otherwise it was heard and understood what it meant. Pharaoh felt that the captain must have been beaten.
But Eva and Little Rory can understand what it means. Little Rory plugs her thin ears and eyes with her little fingers: "Ah, ah, Captain, you swear, you really hate!"
Eva thoughtfully looked at the little parrot and said, "It seems that I need to educate the child this time."
Little Loli looked at the Captain with sympathy, but the Captain looked around at her compatriots, and for a moment did not pay attention to this tragic incident.
Before the competition, there was a song and dance performance. Wang Bo didn't pay attention. As a result, after a while, the familiar melody sounded. He blinked. Isn't this "Believe in Yourself", which is "the blood is boiling in the arena and the giant rises from the East"?
Little Rory shouted happily: "Ah, it's Brother Reddy, Brother Ryan, and Brother Tutu. They're here too!"
Wang Bo turned his head and looked, sure enough, wasn't this the four-day king of working in his own bar?
The relationship between the four and the bar is more like cooperation, not a thorough employment. Wang Bo does not restrict them from performing other commercial performances, nor does he pay the four, so they do not need to notify him when they come out to sing.
To his surprise, Lane and others were invited to this competition to sing. You know, he had a casual look before, and the singer on the stage was a well-known Australian country singer, a serious star.
What surprised him even more was that the four had some fame. When they started shaking their heads as the drum beat, some people waved their arms in the surrounding stands to signal, and some people held flash cards with the names of the four!
These guys clearly knew that Wang Bo was here to participate in the competition. The participants entered the field. They found Wang Bo and his party, and Reddy gave a naked kiss.
The cameraman's capture ability was very strong, and Wang Bo and his party appeared on the big screen on both sides.
However, the cameraman captured it and placed the lens on Eva, and Wang Bo next to him was ignored by Chi Guoguo.
Little Loli dragged Eva's hand and shook it, pointing at the large screens on both sides to show her, Eva looked up in surprise, smiled sweetly, held up her dress and responded as a lady.
The little parrot rolled his eyes: "Ah, Nima has blown up!"
The camera stayed for four or five seconds and left, and Eva had become a notable celebrity in the stadium.
Her beauty is second, lavender pupils are rare all over the world. After zooming in on the big screen, the amethyst-like beauty is amazing.
Wang Bo was not upset: "Mad, why do handsome guys like Lao Tzu have no lens?"
Eva patted him and yelled, "Look, the captain just learned the bad words with you!"
Pharaoh was wronged, the genius should be self-taught.
After the performance, the competition started. First, representatives of the organizer Christchurch Government, Oceania Rare Birds Conservation Association, Parrot Research Association and other organizations went up to speak.
The speaker was the Mayor of Christ, who was impassioned and eloquent on the stage.
Wang Bo yawned, and New Zealanders like to write official articles.
He just did n’t understand. Christchurch is facing a general election. The mayor of New Zealand is elected by the local residents. If the mayor wants to continue, he must seize the time and seize the opportunity to expand his popularity and influence.
It's not easy for a small country like New Zealand to host a game in the southern hemisphere, even though it's just a folk game.
After the mayor's speech, there was a speech from the referee, and then a representative of the contestant. The speaker carried an adult feathered African Grey Parrot on his shoulder.
"Ah, ugly! Ah, big ugly!" The captain said angrily.
Wang Bohaha laughed. This parrot was the clever mouth Jane who had the highest call to win the championship. The captain was obviously jealous.
He taught: "Captain, you're not right, you have to be tolerant! You can say that you can replace it, or you can say that the big husband is like ..."
Captain: "Ah, Captain is the champion!"
"Yes, that's the man's ambition!"
Eva looked at him hesitantly, and said, "Dear, you seem to have been the chief of the army as a lad? But I checked, it's a girl."
Wang Bo's eyes stared like a light bulb!
He did not check the of the little parrot. He did n’t understand this thing. He just thought that the little parrot behaved very well. Some time ago, he called the female parrot the girl and the male parrot the ugly ...
But if you think about it, female parrots can also be called like this, and extend your thoughts. Maybe parrots like the same sex? Parrots are also very popular for same-sex love birds!
Especially when he suddenly remembered, this clever mouthed Jenny seemed to be this parrot!
Suddenly he was scared.
Eva giggled around his neck with both hands: "Okay, okay, don't tease you, the military commander is indeed a little handsome guy. How about, there are surprises everywhere, right?
The captain interjected, yin and yang curiously said, "Ah, where is it small? Ah, show you?"
Eva couldn't laugh anymore, and soon she sneered: "Go back, go back and see how I train you!"
The eloquent speech was finally over. Under the guidance of the host, someone started to perform on the parrot.
Wang Bo watched from the stage, and felt that this kind of game is similar to some domestic reality shows. There were 7 referees sitting side by side and scoring 100 points. After the parrot show, the referees were not allowed to communicate and then scored. At that time, remove the lowest score, remove the highest score, and divide the score by seven to get the final score.
The first parrot on the stage was very beautiful, with green feathers on his body, a little redness on his forehead, and a little redness on the Central Plains.
Wang Bo knows this kind of parrot, which is called the red-fronted Amazon parrot, which is very precious.
But this parrot's psychological quality is not enough. When he looked up from the cage and was stunned, he opened his mouth and called: "Fak! Fak! Fak!" (To be continued.)