Chapter 701: . What is the champion (2/5)

Pharaoh laughed. Eva first covered the ears and eyes of the captain and said, "You can't let this child hear such words."
The captain rolled his eyes and said, "Ah, low! Ah, the captain doesn't say!"
The host of the Central Plains Red Wolverine went up and grabbed the little parrot into the cage. There was already laughter around the stands. There was also a group of young people in the area shouting neatly: "Fak! Fak! Fak!"
The seven referees wrote down one point on the sign. This is an encouragement point. After all, giving 0 points is a bit too hurtful. But it is not enough to give more, swear words during the game, this is absolutely not allowed.
Pharaoh was a little nervous, and said to the captain seriously: "After taking office, you are strictly not allowed to swear, but you can't scold people. Is it good for everyone to be a bird?"
Captain: "Ah, did you bomb him, ah, okay!"
Pharaoh really wants to crush it!
Once the game starts, it's like a torrent of history. It can't stop.
The second parrot going up is the African Grey Parrot, which has a very nice mouth, but it is a bit like the captain, like a second-rate child, and went up and opened his mouth and quacked, "quack, afraid of his wife, only have food!"
There was another joke. The owner of this parrot was a woman, and she looked very strong, so it is not surprising that it can say that.
But this is obviously not the thing planned by the parrot master. She hurriedly waved her hands. Her mouth shape changed and she didn't know what to say. Pharaoh was too far apart to hear.
The little parrot patted its wings silly, opened its mouth and said, "Eat up and drink up, use up your wallet, health and health! Gaga!"
The hostess couldn't take it anymore, took the microphone from the host and shouted, "Come on" Haiyan ", baby, come on" Haiyan "! Mom teaches you, on the vast sea, there are dark clouds ... ... "
The little parrot no longer spoke, with one wing, and started combing feathers with his mouth, which was called a concentration.
The referee started to score, but its score was not low. The highest one gave 85 points, explaining that the parrot's mouth was flexible and humorous.
Humor is particularly important in New Zealand. A man who is humorous and humorous is basically very feminine.
More than ten parrots went up later. This folk game was very popular in the southern hemisphere. Many people participated in the game. Wang Bo looked at the number 98 in his hand and couldn't help but yawn.
The competition will run for an hour, and there will be breaks. Everyone will listen to songs and dance, or watch the wonderful performances of previous years on the big screen.
A parrot counts for forty seconds from the beginning of the opening. If you don't speak for more than this period of time, it is basically an encouragement within ten minutes.
Swearing parrots are uniformly divided, and this situation is not uncommon. There are more than forty parrots out of which more than a dozen have scored only one point.
Pharaoh was sad. Forty seconds, the captain of the army was going to speak in succession. If this guy popped up a swear word, then he would really die.
Originally, he had to come to win the championship and then promote the town where he died. If the commander of the army swears, he plans to say goodbye.
The first hour of the game was about to end. With a break, Wang Bo took the captain ready to go to the bathroom. If there is no problem, he will be on the stage in the next hour.
As a result, the crowd suddenly cheered. At that time, the pharaoh looked on the stage and saw that the middle-aged man who had previously spoken on their behalf came to the stage. On his shoulder, an African gray parrot elf was eccentric and spiritual. Yiyi.
Qiaozui, the loudest voice of the championship, appeared.
In this game, Qiaozui Jenny is a well-deserved head card. As soon as it appeared, the atmosphere changed suddenly, and the voices began to rise:
"Triple Crown! Triple Crown! Triple Crown!"
"Jenny looks at me, my parrot likes you for a long time!"
"Go straight to the crown! Jenny must be the champion!"
"Those parrots, after seeing Jenny's performance, don't know if they will be ashamed to commit suicide!"
The last time she won the championship, Qiaozui Jenny sang a New Zealand national anthem. Parrots who can sing are rare. Qiaozui Jenny even sings brilliantly. It is indeed a genius among birds.
The captain seemed to know that this was a rival, staring at the stage without blinking.
Wang Bo is full of confidence. All he is worried about is that the captain speaks swear words. As long as his little parrot does not speak swear words, there is no problem in winning the championship.
Ordinary parrots are still at the stage of learning tongues. The commander has a second-level soul heart. Its IQ is comparable to that of children. He can talk easily and understand simple problems.
After the host introduced Qiaozui Jenny and its owner Luca, the show was announced.
Luca snapped his fingers smartly, and a soothing background music sounded.
At this time, Qiaozui Jenny opened her mouth and said with a rare soft voice in the parrot: "I don't know why I am so sullen. I am bored and sad, and it makes me a fool!"
When it said that, Luca replied: "Your heart is swaying at sea with your big sailing ships. They are like rich officials on the water, showing off their luxury. But believe me, man, If I had such a deal overseas, I would worry about it with a large part of my mind. I would always observe the direction of the wind and check the name of the port. Anything that would worry me would also make me worry. "
As soon as his words stopped, Little Parrot went on to say, "You're right, my friend, but I also believe that the success or failure of my business is more than one cargo ship. The cargo ship is not enough to make me so sad."
At this time, the exclamation sound was like the sound of waves.
Wang Bo didn't know what was going on, but felt that things were not good. He was startled and said, "What is this? What is their conversation?"
Eva hesitated, and said, "It seems, is a drama dialogue? I seem to have heard it, but the dialogue seems to have changed, I'm not sure."
The performance continued, Luca exaggerated and said, "Ah! So are you in love?"
The little parrot said: "Spit! No, no, no."
Speaking of this, Qiaozui Jenny shook her head like a shout, exclaiming louder.
The proud expression on Luca's face should have nothing to do with his lines, but his psychological response: "Since this is not the case, what will happen? Let me say that you are sad because you are unhappy, just like you smile Jump and say that you are happy, because you are not sad, it is too simple. "
Qiaozui Jenny: "How do I tell you? I don't know where to start!"
Lukahaha laughed: "Hahahaha! You can slowly say, my friend." Then he reached out and pointed forward, "Ah! Former Antonio, who you are over there!"
He said the last sentence, Eva stunned: "Dear Antonio, ok, I know what it is!"
(To be continued.)