Chapter 876: . Impression of Sunset Town (2/5)
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Happy Little Mayor
- 全金属弹壳
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- 2021-02-27 08:20:46
Someone did ask Wang Bo, who shrugged, "Of course, Lake Hawea has abundant fishing resources, so it's normal to easily catch them."
People will be conceited, especially Kaplan and his team of self-proclaimed social elites, who cannot tolerate their own gains being despised.
The deputy general manager named Kaminsky said: "This is impossible! If that is the case, then Lake Hawea is definitely a paradise for anglers. It should have known New Zealand for a long time."
Wang Bo was waiting for someone to say such a thing, and he wanted to take the opportunity to set up a gamble and find someone to play fishing games with these people. The condition is naturally a luxury bus.
Just when he was about to tell the gamble, Kaplan stopped Kaminski and others, and he laughed: "Sunset Town and Lake Hawea have long been known in New Zealand, and even the mindless idiots in Australia know it. . "
After he had said this, the group laughed.
New Zealanders are proud of their country, but it is a small country and unfortunate. Its neighbor, Australia, is a big country. What's worse, Oceania is the most famous country in Australia.
Therefore, many foreigners do not know New Zealand at all and think that New Zealand is part of Australia. New Zealanders abhor this view.
However, the scope of this idea is too cluttered, and they cannot effectively target it, so New Zealanders have targeted Australia.
As it happens, Australians also don't like New Zealanders. New Zealanders think Australians are reckless and uneducated. Australians think New Zealanders are backward, inbreeding and naive.
In these two countries, two stories are circulating about this situation.
Australians ask: Why is the detection rate low in New Zealand? The answer is: Because New Zealanders are the product of recent breeding, all DNA is the same, and modern case-solving tools and techniques are not available.
Similarly, New Zealanders have similar questions: What is the difference between Australia and yogurt? The answer is: one of them is inseparable from life.
This is why a group of people laughed while Kaplan held the Australians for a malicious joke.
Wang Bo was a little embarrassed and said, "This is a bit discriminatory to Australians?"
Kaplan took it for granted: "How is it possible that you think I've insulted the Australians by being stupid? No, this is the truth, don't believe me to tell you a parable."
"A Fijian, an Australian and a New Zealander were caught by Arab countries for smuggling rum and sentenced to death and later sentenced to life imprisonment."
"But after the king's birthday was amnesty, the three were released after being lashed twenty times, and the king allowed everyone to make a request before being sentenced."
Kaplan looked at Wang Bo and asked, "Can you guess what the Fijians want?"
Wang Bo shrugged: "I guess he asked to inject himself with anesthetic."
Kaplan laughed. "No, no, he asked to tie a pillow to his whipped part. You know that whipping is a heavy punishment. After five strokes, the pillow broke."
Having said that, he continued: "Next is the Australian, guess what his requirements are?"
Wang Bo really didn't want to play this mentally quiz game, but he had to accompany the guests, and had to continue to guess: "Is he asking for an injection of anesthetic this time?"
Kaplan pouted: "Australians are so stupid, how could such a request be made? No, he asked for two pillows!"
"After ten whiplashes, the pillows were also broken, and the Australians were screamed."
Wang Bo smiled helplessly, Kaplan was not generally opinionated on Australians.
"Finally, a New Zealander, he also made a request, but there were only two. The first one required that he could be whipped forty times. The second one required you to guess?"
Wang Bo thought of a similar story, saying: "He must not tell the king that he will tie the Australian to his body for flogging!"
Kaplan looked at him in surprise and said, "Wow, you are such a smart guy, he made such a request, hahaha!"
Wang Bo laughed weakly.
There are a lot of fish, shrimps and crabs caught by a group, which can be used for lunch.
Wang Bo sent them to Kobe's restaurant to enjoy the cooking of top chefs.
The fish, shrimp, and crabs in Lake Hawea are called one of the four treasures of the setting sun, not because he boasts of himself. Nowadays, there is indeed such a saying among tourists.
Beef and mutton from the ranch, fish, shrimp and crab from Lake Hawea, vegetables from the vegetable garden, and coffee from Daqin Cafe are the four treasures of the setting sun.
Eva told Wang Bo that the first impression people make is often in the initial stage of meeting, that is to say, Kaplan and his party's impression of Sunset Town is on the first day.
So in the afternoon, he took everyone into the firefly hole.
Before entering, he specifically said, "This is a tourist hotspot project that is about to start in our town, and it is also a treasure of the town. I hope that after seeing it, you will evaluate the impact this can have on our town!"
The firefly wormhole is not the same as before, Wang Bo asked someone to inspect and transform it, and protected it in a timely manner.
For example, deep in the wormhole is a lake lake. There are small lakes under the lake. Of course, it can also be called a puddle. After all, the area is small, only less than ten acres.
Now the puddle is put on a small leather raft that can emit cold light. When people reach the shore, they can sit on the leather raft and experience the fun on the water.
Before entering the wormhole, Wang Bo confiscated everyone's mobile phones and cameras, and then told the children that shouting is absolutely not allowed after entering.
His mysterious approach aroused the curiosity of some people, and also caused some people's dissatisfaction.
But when entering the wormhole and seeing the bright scene like Xinghe, no one was dissatisfied and everyone was stunned.
As Wang Bo expected, some people subconsciously wanted to find a camera to take pictures, while others exclaimed: "My God, I stand under the stars!"
After riding the raft on the water, the look was different, Kaplan admired: "I think we are in the sky, I am already a part of it, this is too dreamy, I have done it countless times in my childhood Such a dream, now it finally comes true! "
A group of people stayed for more than an hour below. Without any entertainment tools or topics, everyone stayed for an hour, which was very surprising.
An hour later, Wang Bo took them out of the firefly hole, and almost everyone was reluctant.
Kaplan said, "Let me go back for a while, dude, I have been under too much pressure in the past year. Let me wash my soul in heaven before Christmas!" (To be continued.)