Chapter 330: From now on I sleep on the couch, you sleep underground

Dark clouds cover the moon, half shame and half cover. Insects in the corners, strong and weak.
In the courtyard where Guan Fangyi lives, the window lights are bright.
Niu Youdao came in the moonlight and was stopped at the gate of the yard. Niu Youdao smiled and asked the blocker, "Do you not yet know who is the current owner of Fufang Garden? I want me to let the matchmaker kick you Are you out of Fufang Garden? "
The guard at the door glanced at each other, and one person stayed behind, and one quickly entered and notified.
Niu Youdao didn't care, and he broke in, but the other person stopped and didn't stop.
Niu Youdao didn't pay attention to the man's mood. At this time, many people were in different moods, and he couldn't be too thorough.
The reporter came back, passing by with Niu Youdao, looking back at Niu Youdao with a cold look.
Inside the closed door, a maid came out, and quickly closed the door, stopping at the door, nervously saying: "Sir, the Dong family is bathing, let you wait."
Niu Youdao sucked her nose and it smelled like a fragrant shower. It should n’t be a lie. I just do n’t know how long the irritated woman would let herself dry. She immediately shouted: "Mother, give you a moment, a moment Then I broke in. "
Guan Fangyi's cursing sound immediately came out, "The old lady just soaked in the water, there is not enough time for a moment, wait!"
"You don't mean it!" Niu Youdao said back, turned back to the courtyard, and looked up to admire the moon when the dark clouds opened.
"Bastard ..." There was a whisper of cursing in the house, and no one named was named, but both the scolding and the scolded knew who they were scolding.
The maid stood at the door and stared at the cow facing away from you.
Guan Fangyi was still punctual. When the time was less than a minute, he opened the door and the two maids lifted the big bath barrel out.
Guan Fangyi, with his long hair covered, walked to Niu Youdao, who was standing on his shoulders, looked at his indifferent profile when he raised his head to look at the moon, and asked, "What's the matter?"
Niu Youdao leaned back slightly, reached out to her side and sniffed her, sniffing, "True fragrance, smelling beauty, what kind of spice do you use?"
A sentence "Wenxiang knows beauty" amused Guan Fangyi, hehe said: "You guessed it yourself."
Niu Youdao said: "There are ready-made raw materials over Qingshan County. When I return to Qingshan County, I will give you a perfume and sprinkle it on your body to make sure you like it."
Guan Fangyi didn't seem to believe it, with a look of contempt: "Wait until you go back alive."
Niu Youdao turned around, took her arm to turn her around, comfortably put her on her back, and took her back, "said the house."
"Don't move your hands!" Guan Fangyi twisted and shook him twice, and opened his hand.
Niu Youdao held the sword as abducted, took a step with a smile, advanced her room, looked inside and left to see right, there is a faint aftertaste after bathing.
Guan Fangyi followed up, "You're struggling, don't you really want to sleep with me?"
Niu Youdao walked in circles around her house and said, "Exquisite and elegant, with simple furnishings and quite style, it doesn't match your reputation."
Guan Fangyi's mouth twitched, "Don't turn around and talk about it, just make it clear, why stare at me?"
Niu Youdao walked to her, before Pestle Sword, teasing: "It's not that complicated, just want to sleep with you."
Guan Fangyi snorted: "I can sleep if I want to sleep, but I have to follow my rules."
Niu Youdao said with great interest: "What rules do you want to hear?"
Guan Fangyi: "You must have the ability to sleep with me."
Niu Youdao: "What skill?"
Guan Fangyi: "If you can make me unable to refuse, you can force me to sleep, that's your skill. If you don't have the patience, there must be something that can be done, I like talented men, such as piano Chess, calligraphy and painting, if there is something that pleases me, I will follow you. "
Niu Youdao laughed and asked: "What is the standard that satisfies you?"
Guan Fangyi walked to the couch, twisted her long hair, sat down, and lifted Erlang ’s legs, "My standard points are upper, middle, and lower. The best is to sleep with you, and the middle can only sleep underground. , Get out inferior. "
Niu Youdao said with a smile instead of a smile: "It seems that the standard is up to you to say, if you don't want people to take advantage, and you don't want to offend people, it is estimated that most of them can only sleep underground, but outsiders can distinguish clearly, you said is not it?"
Guan Fangyi stared at him suddenly.
Niu Youdao turned around, walked to the door, closed the door first, then came back, sat on her couch, and sat beside her, his voice lowered, "Can't you speak outside here?"
"I don't shout that people can't hear it naturally." Guan Fangyi responded and looked at him up and down again: "What are you doing sneaky?"
Niu Youdao drew a piece of paper from her sleeve and shook it off. It was her contract of sale, showed her, and then twisted into a ball, rubbing it into a crushed powder in her hands.
Guan Fangyi was a little surprised, and immediately raised her eyebrows: "Don't think it will make me thank you. Now that I know it outside, it doesn't make sense to have this piece of paper."
"At least I can't sell you casually. If my heart is not with me, leaving this piece of paper really doesn't make sense." Niu Youdao said, looking at her, seriously: "Before returning to Qingshan County, sleep with me Together, do n’t get me wrong, it ’s not sleeping you, I ’m not interested in you, I can sleep on the ground. "
There was no interest in her, making Guan Fangyi's mouth twitch, "I still remember to go back to Qingshan County, can you go back?"
Niu Youdao asked: "If I do away with Wei Chuan, can I get away smoothly?"
Guan Fangyi was shocked, "Are you crazy, is he so active? Don't say he is the heart of the Golden King, he can live to the present, if there is such a good kill, the opponent of the Golden King has already started. It ’s not your turn to do it. I tell you, do n’t mess with me.

Niu Youdao skipped this and asked, "Do you know Su Zhao, the bossess in Baiyun?"
Guan Fangyi was startled, "Don't change the subject, you can't mess up, I want to live a few more years."
Niu Youdao: "Do you know Su Zhao?"
Guan Fangyi: "Of course I know. I have seen it many times. Why do you ask her?"
Niu Youdao: "Can you remember her appearance?"
Guan Fangyi: "Nonsense, I'm not blind."
Niu Youdao immediately got up, walked to a table, and found a roll of white paper in his sleeve, spread out on the table, and casually pressed the corner of the table.
Guan Fangyi was curious and took a closer look and asked, "What are you doing?"
Niu Youdao has figured out a charcoal pen prepared in advance, "What is her face shape?"
"Goose egg face!"
Guan Fangyi's words had just fallen, Niu Youdao had already finished writing, and quickly outlined the outline of a goose egg on the paper.
Guan Fangyi was surprised, still seeing the painting like this for the first time, only listening to Niu Youdao and asking, "What kind of hairstyle does she usually use?"
Already knowing what he meant, Guan Fangyi returned: "Just like a woman's serious hair bun, nothing special."
She said he painted and asked one question and one answer.
The more I look at it, the more novel it is. I do n’t need to ask anymore. She reminds me from time to time, "Longer eyebrows ... more eyes ... more cheeks ...
After a while, the modified portrait of the woman was continuously painted, but the black smeared in some places was not decent.
Niu Youdao ripped off the upper piece of paper and copied it again on the lower one. The brushstrokes flew quickly, and soon a clean portrait was reproduced.
After the painting was done, Niu Youdao gave way, and asked her to read again, "Look, how is it, does it look like it, does it make a big difference?"
Guan Fangyi nodded slightly, "It's like nine points, it's probably like this, the difference is Shen Yun. I said, what kind of painting are you doing?" His eyes flashed a little.
Just like it! Niu Youdao grabbed his hand and looked at it, feeling with emotion, it was supposed to be painted after meeting Yuan Gang, but the two could not meet, nor dare to meet.
In fact, even if it was not a portrait, he wanted to see Yuan Gang. He believed that Yuan Gang also wanted to see him. However, the experience of previous life blood told them that they could not be seen in this case!
"To you, you can definitely make up the bad charm. Do you want me to draw one for you?" Niu Youdao asked while folding up the portrait in his hand.
"Think!" Guan Fangyi nodded with both eyes blankly, suddenly and alertly: "Will there be no conditions?"
"Really smart, two conditions."
"What conditions?"
"I will sleep on the couch in the future, and you will sleep underground."
"Are you still a man? What about the second condition?"
"People call Shen Qiu ~ EbookFREE.me ~ Is this the second condition?"
"Can't you agree? No, I don't agree. I'm worth a hundred thousand gold coins!"
"Ghost only believes!" Guan Fangyi gave him a glance, but he quickly walked over and opened the door, making people call Shen Qiu to go.
After a while Shen Qiu came, Niu Youdao called him aside, the folded picture was given to him, and he whispered whispered, "Send this thing home immediately and let the family forward Beizhou ..."
After some instructions, Shen Qiu nodded silently, and finally got off, took things away quickly.
Guan Fangyi said contemptuously: "Sneaky, you know it's not a good thing at first glance, what do you mean by staring at Su Zhao? I tell you, she is the king of the Western Court behind her, but the lord is in charge of the royal family The influence is not small. "
Niu Youdao closed the door and asked back, "Can't you draw yet?"
Guan Fangyi immediately walked to the dressing table, sitting in front of the dressing table, and took the comb. "Wait a minute, I'll clean up first, and my hair is like a crazy woman."
"No, just draw like this."
"What's the matter, it's ugly to die."
"I will do what I say, you are all old, and your looks are not as charming as your style. I believe my vision will not be wrong."
"Niu Youdao!" Guan Fangyi was angry, turned back and glared.
"Can't you draw anymore? Go up on the couch and lie on your side ..."
In the end, Guan Fangyi was fooled by him to the couch and lay on his side.
Under the fiddle of Niu Youdao's instructions, one arm supported his head, bent his legs, and put on a sultry posture, causing the woman to look thin and dissatisfied, obviously dissatisfied, but obedient.
Niu Youdao took the small incense burner in the house again, lit it, and placed it in front of her, looking like she was lying on her side.
Then he moved the drawing table to the couch and started writing.