: Very good, put them up and have fun together.
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Heavenly Star
- Mars Gravity
- 641 characters
- 2021-01-31 11:36:06
A man in the downtown area riding a motorcycle stunned a strange old man!
The male is scared and overwhelmed! More and more people are onlookers!
Suddenly, the man hugged the old man and shouted in tears: "Hey, you are waiting for me, I am going to find a doctor for you!"
After that, I ran away. . .
The old man struggled with an angry cry: "Give back to the old!"
Everyone expressed their emotions: "This is really filial!"
The two beautiful women talked about the whitening effect of the cosmetics in the elevator.
At the same time, there was a black man who was listening to it silently.
Suddenly the black man said to the two beautiful women: "It's useless! I tried it, it's useless!"
A child stands next to the blacksmith shop and watches the blacksmith hit the iron! Some blacksmith hates her, and she takes out the red iron and scares him in front of the child!
The child blinked and said, "If you give me a dollar, I will dare to take it!"
After the blacksmith listened, he immediately took out a piece of money to the little girl!
The child took the money and licked it with his tongue, and put it in his pocket.
Xiaoqiang performed at the rally and said that the following people are listening!
Xiaoqiang said: "I hate two kinds of people! First, there are racism, second is black, and third is not counting!"
The following people suddenly sweated. . .
In the biology class, the teacher asked: How can I correctly distinguish the octopus' hands and feet?
Student A: Put a fart to smell it, the hand that will hold the nose is the hand, the other is the foot. The whole class is down.
There is a couple, my husband is very embarrassed!
Woke up one morning, her husband died in bed.
He quickly jumped up, pale, stumbled down the stairs and shouted: "Maid! Maid!"
The maid replied: "Mr. What?"
The husband shouted: "Boiled one egg for breakfast is enough!"
Introverted Xiao Zhang saw a beautiful woman in the bar.
After hesitating for a long time, he finally got the courage to approach her and whispered, "Can I talk to you?"
Suddenly the woman cried out loudly: "No, I don't sleep with you!"
The whole bar people stared at the two of them, Xiao Zhang was very embarrassed, blushing and saying nothing, very wronged to return to his seat.
After a while, the woman walked to Xiao Zhang and whispered: "Sorry, I am a student of the Department of Psychology. I just wanted to test how people reflect in the embarrassing situation."
This is, Xiao Zhang shouted loudly: "You want two hundred yuan? Too expensive!"
A group of fireflies flew in the air, one of them not only!
The other one asked him very curiously: "Brother, why are you not only?"
Not only the fireflies replied: "Hey, my buddy forgot to pay the electricity bill last month!"
The manager of the company makes people hang on the wall with the slogan "Want to do it immediately", hoping to motivate the staff!
After a while, a friend of the boss asked him how effective this move was?
The boss said with anger: "The cashier took 10,000 yuan to escape, the office director and my female secretary ran away, and dozens of employees asked for a raise!"
A pair of old couples born on the same day of the same year in the same year have lived for 6 years!
During the banquet, God came and said that he could satisfy the two wishes of the husband and wife!
The old woman said: "My dream is to travel around the world."
God will wave the magic wand in his hand, hehe! Changed a large stack of tickets.
The old man said: "I want to live with my 3 year old woman."
God will wave the magic wand in his hand, hehe! Turn the old man into 9 years old!
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