Chapter 1003: I'll crotch with quick feet

The heart-warming story ends.
The entire Assassin Alliance couldn't help feeling immersed in an atmosphere exuding a strange smell.
but……
It is amazing.
As the only victim of the whole thing.
TV set!
Although it is not waterproof, it is not soft, and its body is not good, but the quality is very good.
Plug in the power source.
It can still be played!
And it depends...
Goji boy and Qingfeng just seemed to sing another song together, and this time, it just ended.
"Dick boy!"
Wait until the last ending sound of the comes...
All the assassins present.
All looked at their leader carefully.
Because if I remember correctly...
Their leader just started using hip blows on the TV just after the singing was over.
But this time...
The leader seems to have resisted the impulse!
It's just that the "pretty face" is slightly red, and he endures it.
"call……"
The Assassin leader gritted his teeth:
patience!
In order to live up to.
Encouragement and support from a group of assassins.
He must not be impulsive anymore!
all in all……
No matter what the Orange Rose and Chiya are doing.
You must be patient!
at last……
With reason, the leader defeated the anger in his heart, and forcibly resisted not hitting the TV.
But the next second...
"Next, our Lin Group will have a new idol who will meet you on stage for the first time."
The host clenched the microphone and roared passionately: "Let's use the warmest applause!"
"Please get out our Assassin Queen Orange Rose!"
When the three words Orange Rose fell.
The TV screen was broken directly.
The assassin leader is like a crazy Teddy, slamming the TV with crazy hips.
Its crazy appearance...
Make all the assassins present can't help but fear.
and……
silently.
"The boss is gay, should I betray my body and seek a superior position?" "This one.
From his own brain, completely deleted.
Are you kidding me?
Even if you sell your body.
You can't even give up your life, right?
Such a terrifying crotch attack, even if it is blocking the giant "Maria" wall, can't be resisted, right?
as predicted……
quickly!
"Maria" brand TV.
It was hit to pieces by the crotch of the leader!
"call……"
Panting deeply, the Assassin leader slumped to the ground.
In the eyes of all the assassins.
It's almost like a JIAN·killing and throwing corpses!
"I have no idea!"
Facing the strange eyes of the assassins.
The Assassin leader shook his head and smiled bitterly: He had promised before that he would never smash the TV with his fist this time.
Crotch...
Really helpless!
Don't you think...
Is it a cool thing to crotch the TV?
It hurts, okay?
If you don't believe it.
You can try it!
but……
Before you try.
One thing, I must remind you!
Do it well.
Waterproof measures!
…………
Put aside the issue of TV waterproofing.
thing.
It's already very clear!
"The of Orange Rose betrayed me."
Sitting dejectedly on the sofa, the leader suddenly realized: Not only his hip hurts, but his heart hurts even more!
And besides distressed...
One thing, he actually cares a lot!
That is……
"Where is the red tooth?"
Just on TV.
He only saw orange roses.
But I didn't see Chiya who went with her.
Could it be that……
Only Orange Rose betrayed him.
Chiya.
Are you still loyal to his leader?
Thinking of this...
"Quickly, find a way to contact Chiya."
The assassin lord was moved to tears.
As the saying goes:
The icing on the cake, it is better to give charcoal in the snow!
After Wu Liuqi, Qingfeng, and Orange Rose, they betrayed him one by one...
A loyal minister like Chiya.
It is as precious as gold!
"Quick!"
The assassin leader cried heartbreakingly: "Go and find Chiya back for me, I want Chiya!"
"..."
Heard this.
All the assassins present were all dumbfounded: Lord Chiya is also gay?
"The guy is by my side again? 》
and……
Listen to the meaning of the leader.
He and Chiya seemed to be getting better already.
That said...
Think again.
The crazy crotch of the lord!
The case is solved!
No wonder……
Chiya's head looked a little abnormal.
Who can be normal for being so crotch every day?
The TV is broken to pieces!
but……
No matter how the assassins think.
"None of us can reach Lord Chiya!"
In the League of Assassins.
The identity of the Shadow Assassin is very detached.
The dragons have always seen their heads and ends, and even the leader of them cannot grasp their position in real time.
Where can they be contacted by ordinary assassins?
and……
Want to inform the Shadow Assassin.
Generally, shadow assassins communicate with each other.
and so……
Want to find the Shadow Assassin.
You have to find another shadow assassin!
and so……
"Yellow, green, blue, how about the three of them?"
He can't wait for the leader.
I want to contact Chiya, the only loyal minister.
however……
Speaking of this.
The face of the little assassin changed suddenly.
because……
"Three adults, yellow, green and blue, they walked together in the morning, and before they left..."
The little assassin hesitated and took out a letter from his pocket: "They left you a letter."
"A letter?"
As soon as I saw the letter.
The heart of the Assassin leader couldn't help but sink.
Open letter...
"Dear leader, when you opened this letter, the three of us had already left Xuanwu Nation."
"I got on the luxury private jet to Little Chicken Island."
"Because the three of us have decided to resign as the shadow assassin of the Xuanwu Kingdom and join the Lin Group."
"Become an assassin idol who earns tens of billions of dollars and is madly admired by countless young girls!"
Speaking of which……
The writer paused.
"From the many years of friendship, we asked Chiya to help you ask Lin Bei, Mr. Lin."
"Mr. Lin said."
"If you want to come."
"You can let Chiya go to the Kuaijiao live broadcast platform to form a partner and perform a gorefiend."
This is the end of the letter.
Under the letter.
There are three wooden signs representing the Shadow Assassins!
At this……
The leader saw a small note again.
"PS: Mr. Lin promised us to replace these three broken wooden plaques with gold medals of 999 pure gold!"
"..."
silence.
It was a silent cry.
Enduring tears, gritted his teeth.
The lord silently used his hip to slam the three Shadow Assassin tokens in his hand.
"..."
All the assassins present were dumbfounded.
Crotch the TV, they can understand.
after all……
Dicken boys appeared on the TV, as if they would lick the screen when they saw beautiful women.
but……
A broken wooden sign.
What's good about crotch?
"Broken Wooden Sign, what is there to crotch?"
The Assassin leader "poofed", laughed, and then raised his hips towards the sky:
"My TM, not only have to crotch the wooden sign!"
"I want to crotch the whole world!"
"FUCK!"
…………
On the third day of the assassin lord's crotch hit the world.
Chicken Island!
"Wuhu!!!"
Champagne wine, lobster and abalone, and the entire Chicken Island are all immersed in endless enjoyment.
because……
Today is the celebration banquet of the Lin Group.
This concert.
Not only the name of the boy, but also a household name, almost captured the heart of every girl.
Orange Rose’s female assassin idol department also achieved outstanding results.
According to the "crotch hit" big data display.
At the concert three days ago, at least 10 million men around the world hit the TV with their hips.
then……
Orange Rose's female thorn idol department.
Not only has it gained a huge number of male fans.
Endorsement TV.
It was once sold out!
And apart from the idol department...
The feminist department headed by Director Jiang also took the opportunity to develop hundreds of millions of feminist members.
The most surprising thing is...
The "quick feet" composed of Chiya alone exploded their heads, with a daily revenue of nearly 500 million!
Headshot economy.
The same should not be underestimated!
and so……
Lin Bei decided.
Hold a grand annual meeting.
Let the whole little chicken island cheer up.
Good wine and food, handsome men and beauties, piled on the island like sand on the beach.
Eat and drink.
It's like heaven!
Surrounded by everyone, Lin Bei is more like a god, aloft, extremely conspicuous.
…………
smiling.
Freely...
Take the juice from a waiter.
Lin Bei has not had time to drink.
"Huh!"
A sharp magic knife.
It stretched across his neck.
Tear off the disguise.
This ordinary waiter.
Turned out to be the Assassin leader in disguise!
"Hahaha!"
The Assassin Leader grinned and laughed: "You idiots who have forgotten the way of assassins."
The real assassin.
Not a fool performing on stage!
It is to disguise, hide, and defeat the strong with the weak.
A deadly killer!
Holding the magic knife.
The Assassin leader smiled more and more wildly: "Let me let you remember today."
"What is the real way of assassins!"
While talking...
Assassin leader.
He turned his wrist without hesitation, and cut it down according to Lin Bei's head.
however……
"Boom!"
The magic knife that had accompanied him for decades broke on the spot.
"..."
Sluggish, surprised.
These words were not enough to express his shock.
Lin Bei's attitude.
It made him despair the most.
Careless jokes...
Like the Buddha, looking down. In his palm, the grandson monkey jumping proudly.
Three-year-old child.
With a knife and a gun, it is indeed possible to kill a 200-jin British strongman.
But if...
Two hundred catties of British Hercules.
Suddenly become the unreachable sky!
Please advise.
A three-year-old child.
How can you kill the sky with a gun?
No matter how hard it tries, shoot, desperately.
result……
All will only be smashed to the head by the falling bullet.
and so……
"There are so many sack bridges!"
As soon as the assassin leader stretched out his hand, he took out a letter from his pocket and said with a smile:
"I want to join the Lin Group."
"I want to join Chiya's fastfoot department!"
"Oh?"
Lin Bei raised his eyebrows and chuckled:
"Chiya will headshot, what talent do you have?"
He pondered for a while.
Assassin's lord categorically said: "I will crotch!"
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