Chapter 580: Actually ... I am Jade Emperor!
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How did I Become Emperor?
- Every Million Gods
- 1979 characters
- 2021-01-29 07:33:30
Shen Baishuang is out.
But it was her sister Shen Zishuang who came.
This guy was a cold and proud girl when she appeared, she was so close, she looked icy and smart, but she never expected that her IQ was only ... 9!
"Are you sister Shen Zishuang, or sister Shen Baishuang?"
Lu Ganan soothed the big cat next to him, Rhubarb, and stood up, looking straight, and asked in awe.
Shen Zishuang carried her hands on her back, her body was pure and touching, and she tilted her head: "Is it necessary for me to be so clear?"
"of course!"
Lu Gan glanced at her: "First of all, you have lived in vain in the house, and have owed a few months of rent, rent, liquidated damages, and late fees. You have to pay me five hundred and two golds. Also, Shen Baishuang With Ji Yao, Ruoshui also owed a lot of money to play cards. "
"what?"
Shen Zishuang was taken aback, somewhat helpless: "How much does my sister owe?"
"Not much, just five thousand two gold. Also, Ji Yao, Ruoshui has already transferred your debt to me, that is to say, I am now your creditor"
Lu Gan said indifferently.
"Five thousand twos? How could you lose so much?"
Shen Zishuang's beautiful eyes widened and exclaimed.
"..."
At this time, Lu Gan was sure. The real fool Shen Zishuang in front of him couldn't help but sigh: "For so long, I am delicious and drink for you. Why is your brain so small, it is estimated that feeding crabs Not enough to feed. Moreover, the place where the meat grows is not long, it is as clean as a wash. It is really strange, this does not conform to the law of conservation of energy! "
"Humph!"
Shen Zishuang's face was red, and she looked down at her open heart, her cheeks bulged, and she stomped her feet with anger, and she turned and left.
This guy is too bad! If you scare people, they will hurt you! She ran over immediately after leaving the border!
"Slow down."
At this time, Lu Gan shouted and said to her, "Come on, I will test your three very simple questions. If you get it right, you will reduce your rent for thirty years, and you won't have to pay it back."
"Oh? Won't you lie to me?"
Shen Zishuang looked delighted and turned around, but immediately his face was suspicious again.
"How could it be? Although you often talk right and wrong, your head is confused, and you don't do things well, and you like to hit your boss and your boss' mouth, but how can you follow me for so long, how can I be willing to deceive you?
Lu Gan said with a smile.
Shen Zishuang heard the words, her cheeks swelled even more, and said dumbly: "Hum, Master Lu, please say something!"
"it is good!"
Lu Gan raised a finger: "The first question, what is this?"
"One."
Shen Zishuang looked at the land dry, and was puzzled. How is this question so simple? Does he want to deliberately release water?
"The second question, what is this?"
This is, Lu Gan extended and asked again.
"two."
Upon hearing this, Shen Zishuang gave birth to a little joy in her heart, and Lu Gan was really releasing water.
Sure enough, Lu Gan smiled and said the third question: "So, how much is one plus one?"
With that said, he extended three fingers.
"three!"
Shen Zishuang blurted out subconsciously.
Lu Gan: "..."
rhubarb:"……"
big cat:"……"
One person, one dog and one tiger, all looked at Shen Zishuang in shock, all with unbelievable faces.
Subsequently, Shen Zishuang reacted, and the smile on his face froze, and the snow-like face of Bing Mu turned red with the speed of the naked eye.
The whole body resembles steamed red prawns, with steam coming out of it.
His head gradually hung down, and he wished that there was a hole in the ground immediately.
Lu Gan stepped forward and patted her shoulder with a serious heart: "Zi Shuang, I think you have the opportunity to ask Sanhua for arithmetic. Also, you have to hurry to find your father and mother. Have a younger brother or younger sister. Second, let them help you find a good person as soon as possible. They do n’t disdain your IQ, and you ’re not afraid of inheriting your IQ to future generations ... "
boom.
Before the words were finished, the sound exploded, Shen Zishuang flashed black and white light, covered his face and flicked away, and returned to her attic in a blink of an eye, rushing into the arms of Fairy Lanji.
With a bang, the wooden door closed.
"This guy, his skin is still a bit thin."
Lu Gan shook his head and smiled, beckoning.
The big cat and the big yellow roared twice, and walked with the landing to the front yard.
"Meet the prince."
"The slave-servant has seen the prince."
"See Lord."
Along the way, as soon as the maidservant saw Lu Gan, he immediately saluted him with respect.
"mother."
After a while, Lu Gan was busy in the front yard, directing his maid to take care of Yun Xi in the palace, and then smiled and bowed to salute.
"Ganer, did you sleep well last night."
My mother-in-law was dignified and generous and smiled softly: "Last night you came back, and there were noble guests, the mother locked the rhubarb, and the big tiger was by the lake in the backyard of the royal palace. They did not let them out. Now in the Condor Villa, thirty miles to the east, when you whistle, it should be heard and fly over. "
"It turns out that the mother was really thoughtful, like Yu Xue's hearty orchid, Master Yue Zhang is really blessed!"
Lu Gan arched his hands and blew a rainbow fart. He asked with a smile: "Speaking again, what about Master Zhang and Fang Lao? Why didn't you see them?"
My mother-in-law smiled very happily: "Your child is really coaxing. Youxue's father and her grandfather are in Pipazhou, and they should be working on the laying of the Tie Niu speeding road. They should be back in a few days. Son, you have n’t gotten breakfast so early, this is not okay. Niang takes you to the Jade Dining Room, where all kinds of mountain and seafood flavors are ready. "
"it is good."
Lu Gan did not quit, and followed the mother-in-law to the southeast corner of the palace.
Soon, the two went to the jade dining room.
After sitting down, all kinds of exquisite pastries, porridge noodle soup loosened up,
Lu Gan was very happy, and by the way, he also listened to many teachings from the mother-in-law.
For example, what kind of moderation, do n’t hurt the children, Chunxiang, Xiaxiang, Qiuxiang, Dongxiang, etc. can do it for you. The pure Lu Gan ca n’t understand it, but in front of the elders, you can only nod your head.
Halfway through the meal, Yu Zhiqiu walked in with the maid, who turned into a fox, led by her maid.
"Two of you, you eat slowly too. The concubine goes to see the kitchen to prepare the meal. After the meal, there is no fruit." When the mother-in-law saw the two of Yu Zhiqiu, they got up and left.
Yu Zhiqiu quickly humbly politely said a few words.
In the end, she couldn't stand the enthusiasm, she could only be pressed on the chair and obediently picked up the jade chopsticks to eat.
Bai Su was also put on another chair by her.
"Lu Gan, I didn't expect that you really broke through the last year! How did you do it?"
Yu Zhiqiu picked up a crystal dumpling and asked in shock while eating.
Last night, she followed Bai Susu to visit the night market and heard many rumors about Lu Gan. Once again confirming that Lu Gan was only breaking through the qi atmosphere the year before, the two were shocked.
This is already subversive!
Even if the immortal reincarnated, I am afraid it is not so fast! And, strangely, he was stuck in the flesh for more than a decade before he broke through the qi?
This is unreasonable!
"Do you really want to know?"
Lu Gan looked at Yu Zhiqiu, Bai Su asked curiously, frowning.
Yu Zhiqiu Bai Suo nodded in one person and one fox.
"Ok."
Lu Gan took a sip of tea and cleared his throat, his expression became solemn and solemn, and Shen Sheng said: "This is actually the biggest secret in me! I will only tell the people closest to me! Xuan Nu, Su Su, you The two lived and shared with me, they lived together, they met frankly, and I told you the secret! Actually ... I am Haotian Jinque supreme supreme, natural, miraculous, true jade Emperor God! "
(⊙_⊙)?
Yu Zhiqiu's head is full of question marks.
"Yes! I am the Jade Emperor!"
At this time, Lu Gan was very serious and continued to say: "On that night, I realized that I am a little bit of a real spirit, awakened the mist of reincarnation, and recalled my supreme identity, and then broke through to the qi atmosphere. Cultivate and march all the way! Now, as long as the two of you work for me, do n’t need money, wait for me to ascend to the fairy world and return to the position of Immortal Emperor. Immediately enclose you as the Nine Heavens Mystery and rank in the fairy class!
Yu Zhiqiu: "..."
Bai Su: "..."
Their eyes seemed to be saying, do you think we are fools?
"You don't believe it?"
Lu Gan frowned slightly and shook his head, sighing, "Forget it, you have nothing to do with Immortals, I'm afraid it will be difficult to soar in this life."
"Speak, what do you want us to do for you?"
Yu Zhiqiu picked up the wine jug, gurgled a pot of wine, and asked Lu Gan with a glance.
"Well, I just made it up."
Lu Gan nodded and said aloud: "I'm going to behead a group of death row prisoners, I need you to help me to raid the battlefield."
"Give money."
Without saying anything, Bai Susu stretched out a snowy furry paw towards Lu Gan.
The azure blue pupils are full of sly colors, and the tail behind is also happily thrown, looking very happy.
"How many?"
Lu Gan casually asked.
"Hey, one hundred." Bai Susu said directly to the lion: "I'm worth the money! As long as my talents are opened, anyone who wants to do it will be mesmerized immediately, under the peak Wusheng. Will be affected! Guarantee nothing will happen! "
Lu Gan frowned.
The 500,000 yuan of stone he ran for the road was given to Jintong Tian snake king 100,000, and he was extorted by Zhu Qingtang to 60,000, and now there are only 340,000 left.
Going to the capital, recruiting troops and buying horses, it is estimated that it will cost a lot of Yuanshi.
This Bai Susu costs 100 yuan a stone in one mouth, which is 2 billion two gold in conversion! I feel very painful!
"Hee hee, if you don't want to give it, you can give me the little one who can play the piano. Such a cute little one, hee hee, it must be very comfortable to rub her face in her arms!
Bai Su smiled like a crescent moon, and expressed his purpose.
"..."
Lu Gan raised his eyebrows ~ EbookFREE.me ~ This product used to like Luren, but Yaoyao is so cute and cute, maybe she will be bald.
Or just give it away.
At this moment, a slightly hoarse voice came from the door, and a guy wrapped in white gauze came in: "Brother-in-law, you are here! Hey, how come there is a fox?"
With that, he stretched his hand and grabbed the tail of the snow-white fox swaying by Bai Su.
Who knows, the fox's tail flashed with white light, as strong as a pillar, and swept out suddenly, slamming into the chest of the coming person.
"what!"
With a scream, the person blasted the glazed window, vomited blood, and flew into the sky, turning into a little meteor, and then disappeared.
Lu Gan froze for a moment, thinking for a moment, a suspicion appeared in his eyes:
Was that man just now his youngest uncle, Fang Yun?